The next day, the hostile owner of Zhang Fubao outside the Zhou Yuan was overjoyed, (Zhang Fubao added power to Qiu Qianzhi, the most popular eunuch in the Tang Li Shimin period. His family of servants numbered in the thousands. Zhang Fubao got up from the bed, let go of his throat and laughed.

His wife, Hu Niu, walked in from the outer door and said, "Master, you went there last night, and you didn't say hello to me." ”

"Oh me, I had a stomachache in the middle of the night last night, so I went to the side of the house. "Zhang Fubao is afraid of the inside, although he has a long body, a wide body, and a round waist, but the tiger girl is as good as it.

"It's the middle of the night, really. Tiger Girl seems a little suspicious of his misdeeds.

"What do you say, you still have to take care of my affairs, and I won't turn the sky upside down. Zhang Fubao asked impatiently, trying to suppress the arrogance of Hu Niu's eventful behavior.

"I don't care, who cares, I don't know that fox is in charge of you. The more Tiger Niu saw him like this, the more suspicious she became. She is not a trouble-saving ancestor or a fuel-efficient lamp. Often two people fight upside down in front of the village and behind the village.

"Oh, ma'am, don't be angry, ma'am, I'm just going to ....... Zhang Fubao knows the character of the tiger girl, and he also knows that women are coaxed, so maybe it will be better.

"Go, where's it. "The tiger girl asked endlessly.

"Go, go, let's go, I'm here. He explained with a weak heart.

"I've been on the Maofang side for so long, and I still lie and don't blush, look at how the old lady cleans you up today. Tiger Niu seemed to see something and knew that he wasn't telling the truth. As soon as he didn't tell the truth, she was annoyed.

His eyes looked around, and when he saw a piece of wood beside the door frame, he brought two sticks. One hit in the face, the corners of the eyebrows were cracked, and the other hit the buttocks.

"Ouch, ouch. He was beaten twice and screamed coldly, touching his head and retreating a few steps.

"Ah, I didn't mean it, master, I just wanted to ......" Tiger Niu was also a little overwhelmed, seeing his miserable appearance.

"Whoa, yo, yo. His blood was still flowing, and he couldn't help but glance at her with his eyes. Her busy soul seemed to be lost, and she didn't know what to do.

She then shouted, "Bring the basin and towel." (Yucui Wu Zetian's palace maid, one of the top ten masters of the Zixia Baolong Clan.) ）

She explained again distressedly: "Old man, I really didn't mean it, I didn't expect it to be like this, otherwise I would rather beat myself than you." ”

"Still nagging here, I'm about to bring them over. She said urgically.

"Oh, Yucui, Zixia, you two little girls don't hurry up, hurry up. The maid in charge also said urgingly.

Yucui and Zixia came over with a basin of water and a towel.

When the tiger girl saw it, she was already on fire in her heart, how could she still make her angry again? She was determined to spread her anger on the beautiful girl and said, "Why is there no water in the basin!"

She scolded fiercely: "Yucui, you dead girl, want to kill my master, do ......you want to kill my master?

Zhang Fubao shouted again, wanting to cure the tiger girl's temper and said: "You don't talk anymore, ask them to go and fetch water, fetch water." Ouch, ouch, ouch, it hurts me. Ouch, ouch, dying. ”

"Why don't you go to the stinky girl, give me some sharpness in your hands and feet. When she saw such a miserable scream, she seemed to feel a little remorseful in her heart, scolded the girl, and yelled like a shaking roof.

Yucui was very aggrieved and was sent by the two of them, she was already timid, and she was dizzy when she bluffed, so she looked at the east and west in a panic and couldn't do a thing, and said, "It's madam, I'll go." ”

"Zixia, you go and help her too, hurry up. If you don't scream, you don't move, and you work like squeezing toothpaste. Mrs. Zhang said reprimandedly.

"Yes, ma'am. Zixia didn't dare to say nothing, she already had the intention of killing this shrew in her heart. However, they are all waiting for Lonely Cloud to appear, and he should be near Zhouzhuang.

The two girls were originally going to fetch water, but they were called by her to take this and that. is like a donkey pulling a mill, if there are no three heads and six arms, this landlord's mother-in-law really can't get mixed up. The two of them whispered and went down together to do their work.

"Li Xiaosan, Li Xiaosan. Where is this bastard boy?" she walked to the door and drank, looked left and right, looked at it and shouted, "Li Xiaosan, Xiaosan Li." ”

I heard that Li Xiaosan was staring at the melon seeds, and he was called by his master's mother-in-law. also pretended to be clever, ran from outside, and heard Zhang Fubao's "ouch ouch" sound coming from the door inside.

"Well, here it is, here. He came in through the outer wall, ran through the garden, and said, "What is the matter with the lady's call boy, and the call is so urgent." ”

"Listening to your tone is bad for you. When the tiger girl saw someone, she touched him with a nail, and said as if she had eaten a gunpowder bottle.

"No, don't dare, villains don't dare, Mrs. and Master are our food and clothing parents. Li Xiaosan replied with a clever smile.

He paused and asked, "Master, what's wrong with him, why is he screaming so loudly!" What's going on, is there a grass thief Xianghua will grow magnolia, the female pervert is here again, I'll see if the others are coming over." He and Zhang Fubao colluded to act.

"You're not done. Seeing his eyebrows, Hu Niu knew that if they were together again, the fierce master and evil slave would not be able to do anything good.

"But sir, he ....... Before Li Xiaosan could say anything, he interrupted the tiger girl.

"He's fine, he can't die yet, I'm here to ask you to invite a Lang Zhong, let's go. Mrs. Zhang said casually.

"I'm fine, I almost lost my life. Zhang Fubao shouted inside.

Xiao San Li Zi wants to see how the old man is, how he is injured, and he doesn't necessarily have to fight badly. Usually there is a lot of thunder and a little rain. He looked over, but was stopped by Mrs. Zhang, who was standing tall. He nodded his foot and stretched out his long neck to look. Mrs. Zhang's crossed waist was like a towering two ** trembling and trembling, which made Xiao San Li embarrassed to look at it.

Mrs. Zhang shouted: "What are you looking at, stinky boy? Be careful that the old lady flattens you, don't go quickly." As he spoke, he was about to move roughly, scared Li Xiaosan, and Xiaosan Li couldn't run away.

Zhang Fubao shouted: "San'er, don't go, if you leave, she will kill me." ”

Li Xiaosan didn't dare to disobey his wife's wishes, he had no choice but to pretend to be agitated and ran out.

She walked into the door and politely said to Zhang Fubao: "Master, sit down first, wait for Langzhong to come, let him help you heal, and tomorrow I will buy some delicious food for you to make up." ”

He also got tired of standing, so he believed her. The fat man Dafan felt tired after standing for a few minutes, and when he sat down, he felt good, and his buttocks were numb. He glared and couldn't help but shout again, "Ouch, my aunt, my ass." ”

Mrs. Zhang was also taken aback, knowing that his ass had also been beaten, so she shouted: "Alas, master, are you okay?" ”

At this time, Yucui and Zixia were also fighting inwardly, if you don't use force, I won't use force either. It took a lot of effort for the two of them to come in with a bucket of water.

She couldn't see that her subordinates were having a good time, and often tossed people in a perverted way: "You two are trying to kill my master, don't you? Why did you take your master's life for so long!"

"Master, it's all their fault, and when you're well, you'll really have to treat them well. "The tiger girl seems to have bad intentions and is coquettish.

Yucui Zixia knelt down in fright and said: "The old man and the slave are at fault, please spare your life, and the lady will be gracious." ”

Zhang Fubao knew that this lady often had nothing to do, so she said happily: "Forget it, forget it, it's none of your business, you all go down." ”

Mrs. Zhang carefully helped him touch the frozen blood stasis, and after she helped him remove the blood stains, she asked gently: "Master, tell me the truth, where did you go last night, why did you go in the middle of the night? ”

"Didn't I tell you? I went to the thatched side, I didn't go to the flowers and grass, I was miserable in the middle of the night, and I was so sick that my stomach in the middle of the night softened me. So just when you feel better, you ...... "Zhang Fubao saw that he had a fierce wife at home, so he had to make up his nonsense to coax her."

"Master, I'm so sorry for you, blame me for being suspicious. As he spoke, he slowly stood in front of Zhang Fubao.

Zhang Fubao hugged her not slender waist and said: "I have such a young and beautiful lady, it is a blessing in my previous life! Are you still afraid that I will have something to do outside? No, others will be me, how can Zhang Fubao not be able to live up to my girl?"

The two flirted and scolded, and sat down with her. Suddenly, there was another scream. Then he laughed and saw two flower needles on the flower cloth table.

Mrs. Zhang also saw it casually and said, "Isn't this my embroidery needle? You scoundrel wants to hurt me too, so you hold a grudge!"

"Not me. He looked at her and smiled. However, he had a bit of an omen to find out that something was going on, because he had served in the Flying Tiger Army, and he was also well-informed.

He thought to himself: "Is this telling me anything again? The big devil Lonely Biao did not die, will he come to repay them one by one? No way, I am just a small character, and I am retreating bravely and living my own little life, even if he is not dead, it is impossible for him to come to me." ”

She said suspiciously with a dripping look in her eyes: "There are only two of us here, it wasn't you who did it, and it's not me, it must be Yucui and Zixia, two stinky girls who want to steal my embroidery needle." I said how strange it was just now, but I was stunned by my fierce attitude. So they leaked out, they were so bad. ”

Zhang Fubao thought about it and said: "There are many troubles in the rivers and lakes, fortunately, I went into hiding early, otherwise I would have enjoyed the joy of this heavenly wheel." ”

"They're not bad, you're the worst......" he said flirtatiously.

She wanted to sit down again, but she couldn't help it before she did the "work class" for her wife last night, hugged her thick waist, and the two rolled together, and with a loud "boom", the bed was stomped on.

The two fleshy mounds were entangled, and their upper teeth clamed against her dentures, and they couldn't be separated. I couldn't get up because of the weight and overweight, and it wasn't until the Jianghu Langzhong came that I rescued the two of them.

However, Zhang Fubao was very suspicious that this cowherd was sent by someone from Zhouzhuang to blackmail him, otherwise he would have to charge ten taels of silver for the running fee, and Xing'er only gave him five taels to return his capital. Cowherd is not happy, but he and the medicine king used to worship under the divine doctor Sun Simiao, but he chose one of the veterinarians at the beginning, otherwise his medical skills of rejuvenation are much better than the medical skills of the medicine king of Peach Blossom Island.