199 princess pretends to be a tiger, iron gang
This fake tiger is about to try the skills of Tie Gang monk, and another purpose for her to come out this time is to understand how the martial arts of the disciples of the Shaolin Temple are, and whether there are any Shaolin Temple disciples at that time when the thirteen sticks saved the Tang Dynasty when the Tang Dynasty was in the period.
Since Lone Biao's invasion of Shaolin caused Tanzong to burn down the Shaolin Temple, he fled south and established Southern Shaolin in the border area. Originally, I thought that the Shaolin Temple would be a two-rate sect at this point, and I didn't want this emaciated camel to be bigger than a horse, so people who came here joined in one after another. Therefore, although the Shaolin Temple is above the rivers and lakes, it cannot compete with the beggars and the Demon Sect alone, but no sect dares to come to find trouble.
Because of this, Wu Zetian sent countless secret agents in the court, and everyone in the palace was her eyes and ears wherever she went, and she would definitely ask something when she went back. If you can't answer her truthfully, then the chances of survival are extremely small. She was afraid that those Jianghu sects would collude with Li Tang's people to restore Li Tang's country. Therefore, she pays special attention to the 36 major sects in the outside world, those who have a large number of prestigious disciples.
She didn't hook Tie Gang with a move of the hungry tiger, and then twitched with her tail. But the tail was weak and weak, Tie Gang jumped, rode on the tiger's back, punched and palmed, slashed, pushed, and rolled up the tiger, and went to the tree. She was just about to fall down and kicked the tiger up, and said: "Last time I killed a tiger, the abbot punished me for not eating for three days, plus three days of facing the wall, plus three years of tolerance for planting vegetables." β
Princess Taiping was the pretending tiger, and she didn't want to be slapped five or six times in a row by him. Suddenly, when Iron was about to destroy the evil in the forest, he heard the tiger crying, "It's me, it's ...... I. Oh, you little bald donkey is playing with you, and you're going to die. β
The tiger coughed a few more times, and suddenly Tie Gang heard this voice a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, and then said that it was me...... , still scolding there, this is clearly a person!"
If it weren't for Princess Taiping putting some soft stuffing in the tiger skin, maybe she would have been injured by him. It was then that he saw the tiger with its mouth open. The two samurai dressed as "Childe" people came to the tiger's mouth. Tie Gang thought that those two people were talking to him again, and he saw that they were about to be sent into the tiger's mouth. Desperately pushed the two away, and cut himself into the flesh of the fake tiger.
Tie Gang was hit by the tiger and did not suffer any damage. got up from the ground and kicked the tiger away, ran over to help Mei Yin and Ming Yun up, and said with a smile: "Two little brothers, it's okay." β
"I'm fine, you're in trouble. Mei Yin and Ming Yun slapped him on both sides of his face at the same time, and hurried behind him.
This time, Monk Tiegang really didn't know why, his second monk couldn't figure it out, and said to himself: "What did I do wrong again, kindly helped you up and beat me, is it difficult for you to be eaten by tigers." Is Ganma so fierce? The little monk is just doing good deeds and doing righteousness. β
As if he felt that something was wrong, he looked at the two people who were pretending to be sons and approached the tiger, which was clearly the rhythm of death. He couldn't do that much, so he just froze there to see what they were trying to do.
Tie Gang saw Na Main running over and said to the tiger, "Male ......." β
Ming Yun also said: "Gong ......." β
So when he heard this voice, he laughed and said: "It turns out that you are your father-in-law, how many women have been killed by such a young man and so handsome, it's a pity, is your tiger called father-in-law." β
He quickly ran over, pounced on the tiger with a sad face, and said, "Father-in-law, father-in-law, I didn't mean to. β
He picked up the tiger and stuck his head in and said, "Father-in-law Tiger, Father-in-law, I killed the tiger again, you still eat me!"
Mingyun said to Mei Yin: "This person is really iron-headed, is he deliberately pretending? β
"Silly monk, we don't need to do anything, see what the princess says. Mei Yin and Mingyun whispered.
Tie Gang heard what Ming Yun said, and also followed her and said, "Father-in-law, you are really a stupid monk with a head of iron and wood. β
At this time, the tiger's belly opened, and a person came out, her face was red, but her body was weak and weak. Monk Tie Gang was startled, how could it be a person? If it weren't for broad daylight, he would still think it was an evil thing like that ghost.
The two hurriedly rescued Princess Taiping from the tiger skin, her face was angry, and the Ming Yun who was afraid didn't dare to approach her, for fear that she would accidentally eat her.
The two of them were interrupted by Tie Gang, and he saw that it was just a fake tiger, and this boy was the one who gave him pastries. It turned out that he was pranking again, and he couldn't help but be proud, thinking that he didn't deserve to be beaten if he did this.
The cat lifted Taiping up and said casually, "Male ......." β
"Gong ....... Ming Yun also stammered.
"Wow! It's you, little father-in-law, wake up! You're all right. Tie Gang also followed, with some guilt on his face.
β...... Host. β
"Lord....... β
Main and the others said at the same time, Tie Gang laughed when he heard it, and watched her do such a horrible and boring thing, and almost died under his fists and feet. But now, in order to make up for his mistake, he also joked with him shyly: "Oh, your name is Piggy, Piggy." β
Princess Taiping was not angry with him, but smiled and tilted her head, and her comb fell off. His hair was long and densely painted, and his thick hair spread out. Tie Gang glared and said, "Aren't you father-in-law? In fact, the name Pig is quite good, and you are also a very good person, if I didn't become a monk and would marry you. β
He let go of his hand, and Mei Yin and Ming Yun quickly stepped forward to help Princess Taiping up, and the two of them kicked the iron gang away one by one. Main said: "The toad wants to eat swan meat, but you are the pig? It's really a dream of eating meat in a dreamβit's a beautiful thing to think about. β
"You said it, what pigs...... Pigs, not pigs. Tie Gang got up and said angrily: "I don't care about you for this girl's sake."
Princess Taiping smiled and said, "Pig pig, pig pig, but it's quite good." When you see me, you'll call me Piggy, and I like the name. β
Tie Gang got up and looked at this woman with a tiger's head, in case she couldn't tell it clearly and let other little monks see it, it would be a sin, a sin. Seeing that the woman was almost beaten by herself, she laughed a little silly. So he turned around and ran, and he ran like crazy.
Princess Taiping stretched out her hand and said in a weak voice: "Come back, you little monk with no conscience." β
However, Tie Gang didn't hear him pass through the familiar trees. He ran so far in one breath that he doubted to himself that these feet were not his own, like he used to be.
A monk came in front of him, and the monk broke through his throat and shouted in the distance: "Senior Brother Tie Gang, Senior Brother Tie Gang, someone is looking for you." β
Tie Gang was startled, and his face turned pale with fright. After a while, I was stuffed with a lot of affairs, and I was so dizzy that I didn't have time to hear any sound for a while. He said to himself: "You are a monk, how can you think about that woman, she is a woman." β
He slapped his head with his hand, and retorted, "But she is very good-looking, very beautiful, isn't she the beauty I have seen in my dreams many times......? Don't ....... And yesterday she gave me that food to eat, if there is no ....... β
The monk on the opposite side walked up to him, and he said to himself, "Tie Gang is getting more and more stupid, and his brain is wrong. Is there a problem with practicing iron head skills, one day he will be so stupid that he won't even know me. β
Tie Gang retorted again: "But she is not a tiger, and she is not a tiger demon." β
"You hurt me, and you just ran away, what are you? The mouth full of Amitabha Buddha every day is good. He thought that he slapped himself hard and shouted: "You have no conscience, you are just a weak woman, you are really not human." β
He slapped himself again, and then turned around and ran back, getting more and more crazy. "Ahh Regardless of his existence, he calmed down and thought like a chew: "What you heard just now is too unconscionable, people are still a weak woman, you ...... Not people. β
He touched his head and suddenly thought of something: "Woman, people." How can this be? Senior Brother Tiegang is confused and hasn't given up, and you can't have a woman as a monk!"
He slapped his hand and rushed over, and Tie Gang ran to Princess Taiping in one breath, and the atmosphere became very embarrassing for a while. Mei Yin said fiercely: "You beat my master like this, and you also contempt my master for my father-in-law and a pig." β
She hit Tie Gang again and again, and said with a beat: "Little monk, stinky monk, rotten monk." β
Tie Gang didn't have any fight back, only inadvertently resisted, and Princess Taiping said in a soft voice: "Mei Yin...... Stop it. β
Ming Yun heard it and said, "The master doesn't have to have mercy on such a ruthless and unrighteous person. β
Taiping grabbed one of Ming Yun's hands and slapped herself, and she fell next to him. Mei Yin didn't fight anymore, and she helped Princess Taiping up. Princess Taiping held on to Tie Gang again, and his bewildered face began to be confused, like falling into a swamp, the more he struggled, the deeper he sank. Princess Taiping still said to the monk with such enthusiasm: "Little brother, how is your injury." β
Tie Gang was stunned and said, "You care about me, why are you injured!"
The princess laughed "poof", although a little bitter but very satisfied. She said again: "Little brother, your injuries are fine, and you will be punished again if you don't go back." β
Tie Gang didn't know how to answer after reflecting on it, and he couldn't find the words to answer her for a while.
Mei Yin looked at his stunned expression, shook it and said, "My master cares about you and asks you if you are injured and where you are injured. β
Tie Gang smiled and said, "I don't know where I was injured, I just feel sorry for you." So I was a little bit embarrassed and felt very hurt in my heart. β