A banquet in a private room, all kinds of joys and sorrows! Although everyone shows their talents, fights poems and drinks, but in their bones, no one is convinced by anyone's literary brilliance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info literati are light, and it has been common since ancient times. As for why do we compose poems together and still praise each other? It is nothing more than for the sake of 'celebrities and celebrities', and we can also praise each other when we talk to others in the future. Just imagine, why did Feng Gongzi only invite Xiaoshan and the two people downstairs to compose poems, why were so many people downstairs not invited? Obviously, who will pay attention to the people of Bai Ding? "There is a great deal of Confucianism in talking and laughing, and there is no white Ding in exchanges"!

In the face of everyone's praise, Xiaoshan was comfortable, but he was still somewhat modest.

After everyone finished spelling poems and praises, they also talked to each other about some past experiences, occasionally persuaded each other to drink, and exchanged cups, which was very exciting.

The wine of this place is cloudy and unclear, but mellow and delicious. What makes Xiaoshan most happy is that the concentration is not high. To tell you the truth, Xiaoshan has a really bad amount of alcohol. In the original world, students usually had a meal with each other, and after two bottles of beer, they would get drunk and vomit.

Everyone drank too much, and they were not allowed to care about each other anymore, they just wanted to do some things like literati and scholars.

Feng Gongzi stood up, closed the fan of the pendant, looked completely intoxicated, and said with a smile: "In ancient times, there were literati and scholars, sitting on the ground, drinking in the river, chanting poems, so happy!

Zhang Shusheng didn't drink much just now, maybe he was too restrained, but after a long time, he put it down and responded: "Feng Gongzi, this is a very good thing!

Looking at the tomboy again, Yuyan Jiao Hong, of course, it was not due to shyness, probably because he drank a little wine, and he had no objection, just nodded in agreement.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Xiaoshan smiled 'hehe', and did not refute, and said: "Feng Gongzi's proposal is good, but it's stupid, and the literary talent is only a few amounts, and he can't help but push and vomit." Otherwise, I propose, let's have a poem in someone else's hand, simply, let's order another plate of steamed fish, let the little two end it, and see who the fish's mouth points to, who composes the poem! If you can't do it, you will be punished with three cups. If one of the other three does, the original one will be fined three more glasses. Of course, if the brother who is facing the fish's mouth is made, then our game will be terminated, and we won't have to dig into your talents anymore. How?"In other words, when I talked about 'fish' at the table, this is Xiaoshan's personal experience. I still remember that during the year-end class party in the original world, Xiaoshan didn't understand the rules and took the lead in moving the sweet and sour fish on the table, and was fined three cups!

The voice fell, sat down and was silent for a while, only to see that the tomboy Qin Ying agreed first, needless to say, he must feel that the gameplay is fresh. Zhang Shusheng and Feng Gongzi also agreed, as for what they thought, no one knows.

Sure enough, everyone ordered this dish from Xiao Er, and listened to Xiao Er say that it would take some time to make it. Meng Xiaoshan got up and said apologetically: "Everyone, in a hurry, go out for a while, don't blame!" Actually, where is he in a hurry, he actually went to spit out wine, originally he thought that the wine here is fragrant but not spicy or strong, it is as delicious as a drink, who is Xiao, full of stamina!

"Haha..."Zhang Shusheng watched Xiaoshan leave, raised his glass and said with a smile: "Feng Gongzi, you see, Brother Jiang You's face is red to his neck, I think it's the same as Qin Gongzi, the amount of wine is so bad."

"Come to Brother Zhi, come and toast!" Feng Gongzi also looked at Qin Ying, seeing that her face was full of delicate redness, he was still stupid. However, it was quickly covered up. As for Qin Ying, raise a glass and drink, and her manly posture is enough.

After a while, Xiaoshan came back from the toilet and was stepping to the second floor, only to see a scholar walking out of the private room, and he didn't pay much attention to it, entered the private room, hugged his fists and said: "Oh, you brothers have been waiting for a long time", and sat down.

Zhang Shusheng smiled kindly: "Don't worry! Don't worry!" Xiaoshan now looks at Zhang Shusheng, the more he feels that others are good, and he is the most worthy of friendship.

suddenly found that Feng Gongzi was not bad, so he only laughed and said: "Brother Jiangyou, just wait for you to come, let's eat the 'steamed fish' while eating."

How Qin Ying smiled differently, as for how it was different, Xiaoshan couldn't tell the difference. In short, I feel that everyone has become kinder, and there are more smiles.

Everyone chatted and chatted, and ate vegetables, let me declare in advance, Xiaoshan is the one who eats vegetables, after all, he just vomited it out, and it is when he is on an empty stomach, everyone must understand!

"Ladies and gentlemen, your steamed fish will be served immediately," and there was a sound of 'clicking...' from outside.

At this time, everyone in the audience held their breath, as if they were facing an interview with an examiner. Finally, a plate of steamed fish came up, and coincidentally, the head of the fish pointed to Xiaoshan.

Xiaoshan scolded in his heart, these brutes, now they finally know the reason for the scholar, and they also know why they are always laughing, especially the tomboy, who really wants to slap her.

Xiaoshan saw that the three of them had succeeded in their conspiracy, he insisted on his demeanor, got up and said, "It's really bad luck, okay, I'm admitting it." What do you use to compose a poem?

I thought that this time it was Feng Gongzi who proposed it first, who would think, Qin Ying took the lead and said: "Brother Jiangyou, you should take 'country' as the theme", and the phoenix eyes were also cunning.

The other two also chimed in: "Exactly, exactly!"

This tomboy, why are there so many things, a woman keeps talking about the country, Xiaoshan thought to himself, it's really 'only women and villains are difficult to raise', it's really 'the most poisonous woman's heart', it's really ..... Machismo, Xiaoshan has a little bit of it, but it doesn't mean that he looks down on women, and those thoughts just now are just out of anger that the fake boy doesn't leave the country.

Get up, fold the fan and shake it gently, take a few steps, thinking about plagiarizing the poem in your head, in short, you can't be drinking, it's really too drunk to do it. After pondering for a moment, Xiaoshan turned his head and said, "There is,

Ahh

I am one billionth of yours

is the sum of your nine million six thousand squares;

You're scarred with your breasts

fed

Confused, thoughtful, boiling;

Then from my flesh and blood

Go get it

Thy riches, thy glory, thy liberty;

- O Motherland,

My dear motherland!"

Meng Xiaoshan's guy made a modern poem, chanting 'milk room' and deliberately voting to glance at Qin Ying, only to see her jade face becoming more and more red, and vaguely heard the scolding of 'shameless'.

Everyone was dissatisfied, and Zhang Shusheng said angrily: "Brother Jiang You, what are you doing?

Feng Gongzi seemed to be proud: "Brother Jiang You, it seems that you can't do it, just order it and drink the three glasses of wine in front of you."

Xiaoshan looked at the three cups in front of him, and secretly scolded, "Who the hell changed the cup, is there such a big cup?" I think everyone is too bored, so let's have fun. ”

Where has Qin Ying seen such a shameless person, and said angrily: "This is also called entertainment, even the 'milk...' has been said, it is really swept away."

Xiaoshan said shamelessly: "It's okay, we are all big men, what are you afraid of?" In order to shift the target, Xiaoshan hurriedly said: "Everyone, poetry, I finally have it." How about you guys?

The zombie lonely village does not mourn itself,

Shang Si is the national military wheel.

Lying down at night and listening to the wind and rain,

Iron Horse Glacier fell asleep.

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When they heard this, they were all silent. Yes, Lu You's poem "November 4th Wind and Rain", how can it not be amazing. But here, it has become Xiaoshan's.