188 escape skills, bone shrinking skills
Naturally, this cell is not a good place, and it is no wonder that the hairy jailer has a temper. It's just that people often say that relying on the mountains eats the mountains, and the sea eats the sea. It was eating prisoners against the cell, but I didn't expect this guy to be honest. Not only come into this independent suite, but also enjoy a unique treatment. Not giving filial piety money has made him very unhappy, and now he has made a bunch of requests. It's really angry, and I'm angry.
It's just that the iron hook laughed and said, "Not only did I let you go, but I also gave you a hundred taels of gold as a gift." ”
"Open the door. The iron hook saw that he looked good and was willing to cooperate, so he wanted to let him out to breathe the air.
Da Mao next to him also shouted: "Hook the fish rod, don't you hurry up and open the door, hurry up." ”
A jailer nicknamed the Hook Rod, clumsily opened it several times, but he got the key wrong. When he opened it, the catcher tapped him on the head and said, "You're stupid." ”
Da Mao said with affection, he thought to himself, if that fool can really exchange a hundred taels of gold, then I will catch him back halfway, find a reason to make him disappear, and then the rest of his life will be settled. ”
"That's what my adults said, and that's what my son said. The officer and soldier said jokingly.
Da Mao's beautiful thoughts were interrupted by this person, and he said unintentionally: "Bastard guy, do you mean me?"
He struck again, and the officers and soldiers naturally snatched the work in his hands with great interest and opened the nine chain locks for them. At this time, the person who wanted to count the happy was the little playboy with the doll's head, and she said vigorously: "Oh, the little playboy is saved, the little playboy is saved." ”
The child was bouncing around, and the officer and soldier stared at her. The little playboy wiped some boogers on his face and ran to Li Sheng's side. The officer and soldier said in an atmosphere: "It's you rabbit cub again, I'll kill you." ”
He raised his hand, and Li Qingtian stood in front of the little play's face. He looked back at the side and put his hand down, smiled and said, "Children are joking, kidding." ”
The little playboy was taken out by them with Li Qingtian, and she walked halfway and asked curiously, "Where are we going?" ”
Li Qingtian said lukewarmly and frightenedly: "Go to the place where the head is cut." ”
The little playboy pretended to tremble and said, "I'm not going, I'm afraid, I'm afraid." But it didn't look like it, and the special attentive expressions of these officers and soldiers had never been seen before. It's really a polite way to treat the master.,The person who yelled in the past and suddenly changed his appearance.。
They took Li Qingtian and the little playboy to a place, and He Taishou personally arranged a table of excellent meals to entertain this special guest. He said politely: "If Li Gongzi had learned to be obedient earlier, he would not have suffered this meal." ”
Li Qingtian unabashedly sang an official tune with them and said: "It is the mastery of Lord Taishou that makes the students learn to bow their heads and offer their respects, and the adults really play a role in fueling this corrosive officialdom." The student suddenly opened his hair, refreshed and remembered, and then remembered the events on the paper. ”
The little toys have already been eaten on the table one bite at a time, without any scruples. When Taishou heard this, he was very happy and went out, and asked the people to go out with him, so that they could enjoy the meal. Li Sheng was not polite or reserved, and pounced on the table and pouted. He Taishou saw that they were like this, they were really released from the cell, and they didn't look like them, so they didn't have the same knowledge as them, and went outside and ordered: "How are the preparations?" ”
"Lord Taishou, rest assured, this house is tightly guarded on all sides, and not even a fly can fly out. Lord Taishou personally lifted the lock on the front door, nodded and walked down with a smile, "Take care of them, this is the vault." ”
"Yes, everybody's optimistic. The chief soldier who stepped on his nose shouted: "Otherwise, I will pack up and go home tomorrow, and the ugly words will be talked about ahead." ”
This loud voice startled Xiao Maruko and Li Sheng, and they also heard it clearly. Maybe they just wanted Li Sheng to know that he was under guard, and it was impossible to escape.
Li Qingtian was chewing and eating beef and said: "We are surrounded, it is still the same as a prison, it seems that it is impossible to escape." Let's talk about it, don't be a starving ghost. ”
"Yes, don't be a starving ghost. The two of them had another meal, and Li Qingtian also found the wine he had been longing for for a long time and took a few sips. In the past, I refused to drink for fear of missing my studies, but now I am afraid that it is a severed head wine. If you don't drink in vain, you don't drink it, and I breathe a sigh of relief when I think of this.
Maruko's stomach was a little up, but she still couldn't control her mouth, and she had never eaten so many good things. said that he didn't eat or eat, but he ate a little more than Li Qingtian. But she was still confident that she would be able to escape from the Ascension, so she persuaded him: "You eat less, and then you will have to run for your life?"
Li Qingtian didn't expect them to be played with like this, and he said unceremoniously: "What are you fleeing from, haven't you heard that they have surrounded all sides?"
Li Sheng unceremoniously grabbed another handful of vegetables and ate it in a big gulp, Xiao Wanzi pulled him to prevent him from eating more, and wanted to find a way to help him escape. He didn't pay attention, looking at the figure of the patrol officer outside, he couldn't rush out, he couldn't go to the sky, he couldn't go to the ground, and said: "What are you doing, what kind of food do you don't eat, what are you messing around here." ”
Li Qingtian was uncomfortable, and Xiao Maruki said with a soothing "shhh": "Be quiet, alas, you have a mouthful of sage knowledge, and you have learned that your mother has gone there, and the son said, 'Do not do to others, don't do to others' You bully me like this as a child!"
He looked at the child with a serious look, and looked at her not like an ordinary little doll, but like a little woman who did not grow tall. It's just that I thought so in my heart, but I didn't say it in my mouth. Impatiently said: "Okay, well, you can tell me quickly, what is the way to escape." Are you going to dig a hole in the ground, or rush out, or something else...... There seems to be nothing else. ”
Xiao Maruko had already pointed to the wooden rafters on the roof, Li Qingtian didn't understand what she meant, looking at the roof so high, even if he could climb up with stacked tables and chairs, but as soon as he appeared on the roof, he was not shot down by those officers and soldiers and said, "Why are you pointing to the roof." ”
Maruko pointed to the place where the sunlight was leaking out and said, "Is there a gap in the middle of the rafters?" ”
"Of course, don't tell me you're going to get out of that crack, you know how hard the rafters are, let alone so high. Li Qingtian said to her funny, thinking that she was joking, or she was making fun of him.
Xiao Maruki looked at Li Qingtian, this is not good, that is not good, so he waved his hand and said: "There is only this one way, there is no choice, or you just wait to kill the head." ”
Li Sheng shook his head and walked over, picked up the wooden sleeve and walked over again, "I won't kill my head." ”
He took advantage of Maruko's inattention, his hands and head. Xiao Maruko put it in at once, and shouted, "What do you want to do?" ”
The officers and soldiers outside heard the shouting of the people inside and asked, "What's wrong with the two people inside, you should be honest, otherwise there will be no good fruit for you to eat." ”
One officer and soldier wanted to open the door to see what was going on, but another officer and soldier stopped him: "Aren't the two of them still inside? They can still shout that they are still alive and well, and if we open the door and let them escape, will we still have good fruit to eat? When the time comes, you will be responsible for the crime, or will I be responsible for the crime. ”
Just as the two officers and soldiers analyzed, Li Qingtian was also like this, wanting to rush out and escape when the officers and soldiers came in. He is confident that he can run faster than the average person, and if he is not a person who has achieved light work, then it is really not easy to catch him. But I didn't expect those guys to be fooled, so I said with a sullen breath: "I don't want to do anything, I just tell you not to be afraid, as long as I silence the questions and answers to that subject, we will be fine." ”
Xiao Maruko looked at him with an innocent look, a little more innocent than himself, and said with a smile: "What is not the test, what is not the question, anyway, they want to kill, there are many excuses." The things they promised you were all lip service, even I, a kid, saw through this group of people, anyway, I don't want to stay here, you let me go. ”
Li Qingtian couldn't explain much to her, and tried to take her away, but he didn't let her know his true thoughts, and said, "If you don't want to stay here, you have to stay." ”
Maruko squirmed and said, "It's dangerous here, I won't stay." ”
"The most dangerous place is often the safest place, anyway, you are trapped by me by me, you can't escape without me. Li Qingtian hoped that she would be honest, so that he could think of a way wholeheartedly.
"That's not necessarily, you don't want to ask what kind of character my little playboy is, since that pear blossom fell out of the capable man" said his hands contracted and became smaller, and he came out of the wooden flail, and his head retracted downward.
She actually had such a skill, which made Li Qingtian stunned, he didn't know that there was such a peculiar kung fu, but he only said that this was a kind of martial arts often mentioned by martial arts masters called "bone shrinking gong." After that, she jumped to the room and said, "Little brother, I miss you very much, I don't want to stay here forever." ”
The officers and soldiers outside had already heard the movement, and the noise came from the room. So they hurriedly opened the door, and when they saw the boy remove the tiles from the rafters, the head catcher shouted, "Come down, little cub, what are you doing?"
Xiao Maruko twisted his waist and buttocks on the beam, stepped on his nose, and Lu Bensheng grabbed his head and said angrily: "Arrow." ”
The one next to him was already drawing a bow and shooting arrows, and they straightened it and pointed at Xiao Maruko and said, "I won't shoot you when the little beast comes down." ”
At this time, the little playboy ignored him, and as soon as his body shrank, he went up to the roof, and the head-catcher's hand could not help pulling, and the arrow was shot into the middle of the rafters, revealing the arrow, but the little playboy came to the roof and rolled on, and the arrow was ten steps away from him.
Lu Zhutou said anxiously: "What are you doing here, don't chase it quickly!"
So those people rushed out together, and a person outside had already seen the small pill on it, and the officer and soldier pointed to the person above: "There are still people up there." ”
A man who was dressed and stood tall and held a large knife with a bell hanging on his left ear turned around and saw that he said privately: "Little Maruko." ”
Maruko also saw this person and said in surprise: "Uncle." ”
He immediately jumped behind and said, "Quickly release the arrow upward, release the arrow." ”
The left ear said brightly: "Slow, he's still a child." ”
The one next to him said: "But he is a repeat offender, and he can't let her run away Yang Guard." ”
Yang Mingchao pretended to attack: "Ah! Such a small baby is actually a repeat offender." ”
He had already estimated that the little boy had fled away, so he instructed the officers and soldiers: "Release the arrows quickly, and release them quickly." ”
But no officers and soldiers released arrows, because everyone knew that all outlaws would flee away one by one.