Chapter 126 The whip is beyond reach
When the proprietress hired Tingting to come down from upstairs, she happened to meet a tall man carrying hot water upstairs. The proprietress glanced at him and said, "Since you are tired of traveling, then rest early, remember not to make any noise, you have just entered a dead drunk next door, don't provoke him if it's okay." ”
Hearing this, the man smiled and said, "Thank you for the reminder." ”
"One big sister and one big sister have called my bright yellow flower girl old. The proprietress muttered and went downstairs. After the man went up, the proprietress cleaned up the lobby, closed the door and turned off the oil lamp.
The man pushed the door and entered the room: "The water is coming." ”
There were three women in the room, two of them were sleeping soundly on the bed with each other, and the other woman was napping against the edge of the bed.
Hearing the movement, the woman who was napping opened her eyes. She glanced at the man and smiled: "You are also tired, rest." ”
The man smiled and said, "I'm still very energetic, you wash first, and then I'll boil two buckets of water." As soon as the man's voice fell, he heard a loud bang from next door. At this time, the two girls lying on the bed were also awakened.
"The proprietress said, there is a person who can't be messed with next to him, he should be drunk and crazy, don't worry about him, you plug in the door. With that, the man turned and walked out.
As soon as the man went out, he heard the man next to him shouting, "Where did my whip go, where did my whip go!"
The man was full of anxiety when he heard this, and as soon as he turned around, he picked up his door lock and locked the door next door.
Let's say that after the rugged man was helped upstairs by the proprietress, he just fell asleep on the bed for a while, and then turned over and sat up. He touched his side, and shouted for the whip.
"Black paint, black rumbling. I already knew that this big-breasted little lady had taken a fancy to my stiff and long whip. After the rough man had said a few words of wine, he got up and groped his way to the door. He tugged on the door twice, only to find that it was locked. Suddenly, he was covered in cold sweat. The smell of alcohol on his body also slipped away in an instant.
"Grandma, this is really a black shop!"
The rugged man squatted on the ground with a bang, and said secretly in his heart: "No, how can my surname Sun fall into this black shop today." It's also your own fault, why did you get that big-breasted way!" After thinking about it, he stood up and tried to break the door with brute force. But as soon as he pressed his hand on the door, he muttered again: "No, no. That big-breasted should have been guarded against it, and if I go on like this, I may not be able to fall into her way. ”
Thinking of this, he turned and walked to the window. In the blink of an eye, he pushed open the window and jumped downstairs.
In the lobby of the inn, the proprietress was lighting a faint candle, and when she was sitting behind the counter and dialing the abacus, she suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of the store outside.
"Business today is surprisingly good. The proprietress came to the door with a candlestick and shouted outside, "Is it a sharp shot or a hotel?"
The man outside didn't answer, just kept knocking on the door.
"Stop it, old lady! If you break this door, the old lady will peel you off. The proprietress who listened shouted angrily, and the person outside really stopped knocking.
Seeing this, the proprietress sneered: "This man just likes to use such rude means when he encounters a door that can't be opened, which is really annoying."
of tight. With that, she removed the baffle and opened the door.
As soon as the door of the store opened, a murderous figure rushed towards the proprietress . The proprietress guessed the broken steps with both feet, moved to the side, and dodged this killing move.
"Oh, it's here to kill you. The proprietress giggled, and she fingered a little on the candle. In an instant, a blazing flame enveloped her palm. Immediately, the proprietress struck out a palm on the back of the person who came, and the flame suddenly turned into a tongue of fire that seemed to be a substance.
The visitor felt the heat coming from behind, and as soon as he turned around, he raised his palms to protect him. Looking at it by the light of the fire, the proprietress was shocked: "What is it!" At this time, the person who came was the rough man.
After the rugged man took the boss's wife's move, the palms of his hands had become charred black. He blushed and said, "The black shop, sure enough, the black shop! Not only did you steal my whip, but you also picked my skin!"
When the proprietress heard this, she couldn't laugh or cry, she said: "Who stole your whip, you touch your pickled crotch to see if the whip is still there?"
When the rugged man heard this, he really reached out and touched his crotch. At this touch, the rugged man was even more furious, "I don't want this soft whip, it's my whip that is hard, long, and has many patterns!"
"Eh, I'm really laughing at my mother, I didn't expect that the five big and three rough things you gave birth to were actually a soft product. The proprietress clutched her stomach and giggled.
"Don't talk nonsense, give me back the whip!"
"Today, my mother won't give you this foolish thing!"
In an instant, the two of them exchanged hands.
Before the two of them had passed thirty moves, the rugged man fell behind. I only saw that the boss's posture and tricks were spicy and weird, and although this rugged man was really strong, he was controlled everywhere because of his drunkenness and fist and foot skills.
"If you have the ability, give me back my whip!" Although the rugged man was beaten and fled backwards, he still could not forget the courage of his tongue.
The proprietress smiled when she heard this: "Otherwise, this man is not as good as a dog without a whip." ”
The rugged man smiled: "Okay, you mother-in-law, since you know where I come from, then you should know that you have offended someone who should not be offended!"
The proprietress laughed even more happily when she heard this: "A man who has no ability, but only knows that he uses his background to oppress people is not as good as a dog." ”
The rugged man hurriedly said: "No, no, no, you have already scolded me just now for being inferior to a dog, and if you scold me now, then you can't count!"
"Okay, well, that old lady will scold you for not being as good as a pig now!"
"I'm not as good as a dog, I'm not as good as a pig, then I'm not as good as a pig and a dog." You mother-in-law humiliated me so much, I can't be soft!"
The proprietress smiled when she heard this: "I really gave you face." "Let's just look at her ten fingers in a row. In an instant, I saw that all parts of the rough man's clothes were burning at the same time. The rugged man screamed, and then he fell to the ground and rolled around.
Seeing this, the proprietress was secretly happy in her heart: "I didn't expect Xiao Chai to teach me this trick, so powerful." ”
At this time, I saw a water dragon rushing towards me, and it smashed into the rugged man's body in an instant. But as soon as the fire on him was extinguished, he cried out again, "Why do you pour boiling water on me!"
Boiling water
The man came over with a bucket, he looked at the proprietress and said, "Eldest sister, this is a big deal, and you are almost going to die." ”
The proprietress said lightly: "This is what he deserves, not only sneaking up on the old lady, but also accusing the old lady of being a black shop, do you think he deserves to die?"
Before the man could speak, he heard the man lying on the ground crying: "This woman stole my whip first and locked me in the house.
After hearing this, the proprietress crossed her hands on her waist, and spat out on the rugged man's face: "Okay, you wicked person sue first, when did the old lady lock your door, when did she steal your whip!"
As soon as the two of them said this, the man helped the man on the ground up and said: "A thousand mistakes, it's all my fault Xiao Shanming, this big brother, I locked the door of your room, don't do the boss's wife's business." ”
As soon as the rugged man heard this, he pushed Xiao Shanming aside, and he said vigilantly: "I have no grievances with you, why are you locking my door!"
Xiao Shanming said guiltily: "Because I heard the proprietress say that there is a drunk man living next door to my daughter, and when I came out, I happened to hear that the eldest brother was drunk and crazy, so I was worried about the safety of several female dependents, so I locked the door." I thought that I would bring these two buckets of water up and open the door for you, big brother, but I didn't expect you to come out by yourself, big brother. You have caused trouble to the boss lady and the eldest brother, and I am willing to make amends. ”
The proprietress glanced at Xiao Shanming and said lightly: "As far as your daughter's dependents are daughters, I am not, and I am not the old lady, and I was almost ruined by this pickled goods." ”
The rugged man said in a deep voice: "Okay, okay, I don't want to complain about you like a mother-in-law, as long as you return my whip, then I will not blame the past." ”
Xiao Shanming smiled and said, "This big brother, I really didn't take your whip, and I don't think I can pay it back." ”
At this time, the proprietress walked to the counter and said, "I put away your whip for you, but I don't want to steal anything from you, I just want to give it to you when you are sober." With that, the proprietress took out the chain whip from behind the counter and threw it at the rugged man.
As soon as the man received the chain whip, he hugged the whip and kissed and touched: "Eh, my baby, with you, I am a man!"
Xiao Shanming looked at this whip, and his eyes were slightly cold.
"Could it be that the eldest brother is a member of the Sun family of Qinghua Mansion?"
The rugged man smiled: "Yes, Sun Peng of the Sun family is also." Now that I've got this whip back, I won't be embarrassed for you. If the two of you encounter any difficulties in Shuzhou in the future, then just mention my Sun Peng's name and make sure that you are good. ”
The proprietress sneered when she heard this: "Sun Peng, it is rumored that Sun Peng is the top ten masters in the Sun family, why is this bear-like?"
Sun Peng frowned and said: "I didn't have a whip just now, and now I have to fight again, you can see if you are my opponent!"
Xiao Shanming clenched his fists, and he asked quietly, "Why did Sun Daxia come to this Chengdu Mansion thousands of miles away?"
Sun Peng said with a smile: "Someone at home is lost, and I heard the news recently, saying that she came to Chengdu Mansion and I came to pick her up." If you two have a heart, you can also help me pay attention to myself. ”
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