Volume 5, Famous Sword Chapter 97 The Heavenly Eater Star with a Great Change in Body Size
A man swaggered over as he spoke, and his voice was weak, as if he hadn't eaten in a few days, but he walked very loudly. It's a pity that his shriveled face hung up softly, like a balloon that had been deflated. And although the clothes he wore were of excellent quality, they were enough to fit the three of them, and if he said that this dress was not stolen, no one would believe it.
There are really not many people in this world who dare to collide with the "Divine Dragon Swordsman", and everyone thought that the person who came must be a great man, and they couldn't help but be a little worried. Who knew that it was such a monster that seemed to be able to slap him into the gutter.
Tian Longzi was so angry and funny, but his temper couldn't come out, and he said with a smile: "It seems that Your Excellency must have married a man as a wife, just because of a talent like Your Excellency, I am afraid that there will never be a woman willing to marry you again." ”
When this sentence was uttered, everyone couldn't help laughing out loud.
At this time, I saw that the strange man had no expression on his face, because the skin on his face was so loose that even if his flesh and bones were moving, he couldn't move the skin. I only heard him laugh three times, and then said: "Even if I marry a man as a wife, it has nothing to do with you, and you can't care about it." ”
Others are "smiling but not smiling", but he is "smiling but not smiling", although he laughs loudly, his face still looks listless, as if the person who laughs is not him at all. Everyone thought this man was funny, but now they can't help but think that he is a little scary.
At this time, I only heard Tian Longzi cough lightly twice, and said: "If a man always marries a man as a wife, what should a woman do, so I am still in charge of this idle matter." ”
"You're in charge?" said the strange man lightly.
At this time, I only heard Tian Longzi say proudly: "Yes, I am in charge." ”
I have to say that Tian Longzi was indeed full of anger when he said this, but what surprised everyone was that when the word "guan" was just said and the word "fixed" had not yet been spoken, they still heard two "crackling, crackling" slaps, and the sound was clear and crisp.
"Huh?"
In this way, under the doubts in their hearts, everyone hurriedly looked at it, only to see that Tian Longzi had an extra red slap print on the left and right sides of his face, as if it was drawn on his face with cinnabar!
That's not all, although he was slapped twice in public like this, even Tian Longzi himself didn't know how he was slapped twice. He only felt a "bar" on the left side of his face, and his body was about to fall to the right, but he also received a slap on the right side of his face in time, and then his body stood firm again.
Looking at the strange man still standing there sparsely, looking at him with a strange yin and yang look, it is really hard to believe that these two slaps were made by him.
Tian Longzi felt like he was dreaming, but fortunately he didn't feel pain on his face, the strange thing was that everyone was looking at his face, but there was a look of horror in his eyes, and it looked like seeing a ghost. Tian Longzi involuntarily touched his face, only to find that his face had been swollen with five fingerprints, which were hotter than fire when touched.
He was so shocked that he couldn't help but exclaim, only to find that his whole face was frozen, so numb that he couldn't move at all, so he didn't feel pain.
The strange man laughed again and said, "You still don't care about this idle business?"
Tian Longzi made a sound in his throat, but he couldn't speak.
Grandma Fuba suddenly mustered up the courage to say: "The senior has a big name, I don't know if I can tell you?"
The weirdo said, "You don't know who I am?"
He shook his head and sighed, "If others can't recognize who I am, it's fine, if even you can't recognize who I am, it really makes me very sad, very ......sad."
At this point he suddenly took out a chicken leg from the wide and large garment, and when he saw it, his eyes immediately showed greed, and he looked at it in front of his eyes, and sniffed it in front of his nose, and finally let out a long sigh and put the chicken leg back.
Seeing his expression, the muscles on Grandma Fuba's face suddenly twisted, and she said in a trembling voice, "God...... Sky...... ...... days"
She said seven or eight words of "heaven" in a row, but the second word could not be uttered.
Ouyang Long's heart flashed, and suddenly he remembered someone, and said in a lost voice: "Senior, isn't it the sky eating stars?"
The strange man laughed and said, "Not bad at all, I didn't think you knew me, it's not easy, it's not easy." ”
Only then did everyone present suddenly realize why the flesh on his face was so loose, why the clothes on his body were so big, it turned out that he was a fat man. When a fat man suddenly loses weight, he will become like this, but how can his pig-fat Tianyi Star become so thin in less than three months? You must know that it is not easy for a fat person to lose weight.
Grandma Fuba ate and said, "You...... How can you be an old man...... How did you get so thin?"
Tian Yuxing sighed and said, "Don't you see, I don't dare to eat anything now, my stomach hurts so much as soon as I eat it, if people don't eat, how can they not lose weight?"
He sighed again and muttered, "It seems that I should change my name to "Heavenly Hungry Star". ”
Tian Shixing has always been pretentious and has a stomach like iron, and often boasts that "big meat does not eat dead people, and small meat does not eat flies", which means that everything can be eaten except these two things. How can such a person not even dare to eat chicken legs? Although everyone felt strange in their hearts, no one dared to ask.
At this time, I heard Jin Yichen suddenly say: "The predecessor has been entangled by that echo worm for a long time, and his life must be very sad." ”
Tian Yuxing's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "You also know what happened. ”
Jin Yichen said: "I know a little bit about it. ”
Tianyuxing glared at him and muttered, "This young man knows a lot of things. ”
Jin Yichen smiled and said, "Whoever is entangled by that echo worm must have no taste for food and can't sleep well, and it will naturally be inevitable to lose weight after a month or two." ”
Tian Yuxing sighed and said: "Yes, not bad at all, I couldn't wait to die in those two months, fortunately, he pestered me for two months and suddenly disappeared, but my stomach was also tortured by him, and I didn't dare to move even the delicacies of the mountains and seas in front of me." ”
As he spoke, he seemed to be about to shed tears, after all, if a good person can't eat, how can he live?
Jin Yichen said: "The seniors are here this time to find the statue of the Moyu Lady Ji Sadness?"
As he spoke, he made another gesture, which was the gesture that Yu Duhe compared in front of the Sky Eating Star that day.
Tian Yuxing said: "Yes, no matter how you count it, she must also be one of the eight beauties of martial arts, and her statue must also be among them." I can't see her in person, and I don't dare to look at it, but it's good to be able to see her statue. ”
Jin Yichen smiled lightly and said, "Then ask the rich eighth master to bring a crystal basin and put a basin of water in the basin." ”
Frankly speaking, Jin Yichen doesn't feel that Tian Eater Star is not annoying, if he can win it over, Jin Yichen will be more relieved after leaving this plane, and he still has his secret in his hands, but he is not afraid that he will turn out the palm of his hand.
Tian Shixing glanced at the rich eighth master, and the rich eighth master immediately complied, and the crystal basin was quickly taken over.
PS: It's a pain in my head today, so I can't use the first draft of two chapters to give my readers who support me, but rest assured, I'll be revising it soon without changing the storyline.