Chapter 387: Big Peeves
Song Ren and Yun Heng seem to be on the bar, to be precise, Song Ren unilaterally does not like Yun Heng. If you don't say a few words when you meet, it's as if the whole ghost is uncomfortable. In the past, Yun Heng was busy arranging various mysteries, so it was okay not to come to the apse often. But since he started practicing on his own, he had to come. His cultivation is the highest, and his natural exercises are different from others. The only people who can ask are Gu Yue and Yi Qing, and they can only run to the apse one by one, so they often meet Song Ren.
Even though Yun Heng has a good temper, he is always angry with Song Ren. And Song Ren seems to like this annoying activity, even if Yun Heng doesn't come sometimes, he has to go to find a little trouble or something from time to time.
For example, from time to time he draws a turtle on his robe, digs a big hole in the path he must pass, breaks the bed board when he sleeps, and steals toilet paper when he goes to the toilet. It's not a big thing, but everything is crazy, and the disciples who are full of disciples can hear Yun Heng's angry roar from time to time.
On the contrary, Song Ren was very happy, and when he saw Yun Heng's bad luck, he looked relieved.
"Anyway......" Shen Ying couldn't help but speak, "how much do you hate light bulbs?"
"Don't hate it!" Song Ren blinked innocently and said with a serious face, "Don't worry, Xianshang, how can I be such a narrow-minded person." ”
"Oh. Shen Ying tilted her head and pointed to Yun Heng on the opposite side, "Then can you take the kettle away from the top of people's heads first?"
Yiqing: "......"
Lone Moon: "......"
Yun Heng, who was drenched in coldness: "......"
"Okay Xianshang!" Song Ren put down the kettle in his hand at this time, and looked relieved, anyway, the water was already drenched.
Yun Heng wiped a handful of water from his face, and pinched the dust removal trick he had just learned, and then dried out the already soaked clothes. As if he was accustomed to someone's pranks, he turned around and saluted to Gu Yue, "Thank you for the guidance of the master, the disciple has already understood, so I will retire first and concentrate on cultivation." ”
"Well, go ahead. Gu Yue nodded.
Only then did he leave the apse with the turtles who had been painted with different postures and colors, as if he was afraid that Song Ren would follow.
Only then did everyone turn their heads to look at a certain ghost......
"I didn't do anything!" Song Ren hid the kettle behind him and turned his head to look at the sky.
Three: "...... "Are you blind to us?"
It's not that they haven't stopped Song Ren, but he is very persistent in the matter of Quan Yunheng! No matter how you say it, it's useless. Even if he was confined, he would actually learn from the other disciples without a teacher, cultivate the ghosts and immortals, and then run out to continue the rectification. They could only watch him go from a coward to a Peeves, the skin of a special bear.
"You ......" Yi glanced at him, and had to sigh for a while, "Forget it!" I don't know if it's affected by the phantom body of the radish, why even the personality leans towards it. And there must be a reason for his inexplicable dislike for Yun Heng. Although Yun Heng really didn't know him, it was possible that there were connections in other aspects. There is a cause to have an effect, and it is not good for them to meddle too much.
"Immortal ......" When Song Ren suddenly thought of something, his eyes turned, and he walked towards Yi Qing with some awkwardness, and said in a low voice, "You say...... Am I sick with this phantom body?"
Yi Qing was stunned for a moment, and glanced at him, "How can a phantom body be sick?"
"But......" he said with a more complicated expression, as if he was concerned about something, grabbing the corner of his clothes and twisting it, "I feel that my body is not the same as before." This body is a gift from you, or ...... You're going to check it for me?"
"Huh?" Yi Qing frowned, Song Ren's soul body would be resentful, and it was really troublesome for the illusion body to have problems. So he pointed his finger towards the center of his eyebrows, and only withdrew his hand after a while, "It's okay." ”
"How come?" Song Ren looked shocked, "Impossible?"
"It's fine. ”
"This ......" he became more and more anxious, and looked at Gu Yue next to him as if asking for help, "Or ......"
"If the cook says it's okay, then it's all right. Without waiting for him to speak, Gu Yue said directly, "The phantom body is the art of the Protoss, and he has studied these things more deeply than me. ”
"But, I really ......" Song Ren's expression became even more strange, his face turned pale, and he looked tangled when he wanted to speak.
"What the hell do you want to say?" said Gu Yue.
Yi Qing also saw that his expression was wrong, "You just say it!"
"I ......" Song Ren subconsciously glanced at Shen Ying next to him, a trace of something flashed on his face, and he coughed before saying, "That, can the two immortals ...... Borrow a step to speak. ”
As he spoke, without waiting for the two of them to react, he directly pulled a person with one hand and walked out quickly, leaving only a person who was gnawing fruit.
Shen Ying: "......"
Could it be that she can't listen to it, a little secret between men?
(⊙_⊙)?
"What the hell is going on?" Yi Qing frowned, and glanced at a certain Peeves with some dissatisfaction, what if the master was too far away and was abducted?
"The two immortals are ......" Song Ren's expression became more and more anxious, "There is really a problem with my phantom body, especially in the past two days, it obviously feels different." ”
"How is it different?"
Song Ren looked puzzled, and then he spoke, "Back to the immortals, I have felt that my lower body has suddenly warmed up in the past two days, and I still have a faint pain, as if I want something more!
"......" Yi Qing was stunned for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and the whole person froze.
"What's the matter, cook?" Gu Yue subconsciously asked, "He's in a serious situation?"
“...... No. The corners of Yi Qing's mouth twitched, and he said after a while, "His phantom body...... It is made of dandelion of radish. ”
Dangong ...... Hero?
Turnips!
(⊙_⊙)
Gu Yue, who understood in seconds, was also stiff, and in an instant, the two lines of sight swept towards Song Ren's unspeakable part.
“......”
A century of silence......
"How...... What's wrong?" Song Ren suddenly felt a little cold in his lower body, subconsciously covered it, thought that he couldn't avoid medical treatment, and gritted his teeth and said, "But I can't diagnose it if I haven't seen it in person?" "It's all men anyway," he said, grabbing his pants and about to pull them down.
"Stop!" *2
The two of them shot at the same time, holding down his hand with one hand.
"Our relationship hasn't gotten to this point yet!"
"So how is this good?"
"Don't worry, it's okay!" Yi Qing's face became even more strange, "Your phantom body...... It's going to be like this, it's normal, just get used to it!"
"That's right, that's right!" Gu Yue also nodded vigorously, "This is normal. ”
"But ......"
"No, but, just wait a few days for it to grow and pull it out. ”
"Yes, maybe you can still practice a pill for your disciples, or something. ”
Song Ren: "......"
Unplug the Lian Dan and eat !!!
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Are you devils?!!!