101 big words martial arts celebrity, playing Pi Xiaolu

Sure enough, the thousand people of the whole island fell under the two of them. In the green forest, the mountain birds dance, the beasts are tamed, and a colorful cloud comes out and is peaceful.

Wang Yiqian hurried over and asked the two of them for instructions: "Island master, it's time for them to get up." After kneeling for so long, my legs are numb from kneeling, so I shouldn't be punished for kneeling as soon as I come. ”

This is what it means to play Pi Lao, which makes Wang Qianqian cover his mouth with his hand. Seeing this, Lily smiled and said: "Oh, I almost forgot, everyone will be a family in the future, don't fight and kill all day long, if you want to fight and kill people, do some things to rob the rich and help the poor, I can also turn a deaf ear and turn a blind eye." ”

"Great, this rule is also the original intention of our two gangs to compete for the position of the island master, I didn't expect the island owner to come to our hearts as soon as he came. Bai Guanghui heard the night lily say this, and he also had a chivalrous heart, no wonder the two of them walked the rivers and lakes, not afraid of thousands of obstacles. It is precisely because there are more righteous people in the rivers and lakes that they are obviously opposed to those flying eagle lackeys in the court.

"Thank you. Everyone said in unison.

Wang Yiqian also stood up with the others, and secretly said to the night lily: "The island master, you should give us a speech on the people of the island from the next rule?"

Everyone looked up to her, wanting to hear what this charlatan could say. Do you have the ability to lead a group of gangsters to make a fortune? I saw that Night Lily had already paid attention to the old man and said: "Okay, the little woman knows that she is shallow, how dare she be the owner of the brothers? ”

Her first sentence made everyone misty, and they didn't know what she meant by that. Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, there is an unprecedented confusion. I used to know which was the head, who was born and who died, but now I can't find a sense of belonging, so I talk about it.

Bai Guanghui was also puzzled by her sudden remarks and asked, "Of course you are our island master, is there anyone who disagrees?"

"That's right, you are the new island owner, and the future of our thousand brothers on the island falls on you. Wang Qianqian also said casually.

Zhao Huasha thought that she had concerns, and took the lead in shouting: "The Lord of the Night Island is mighty, and the Lord of the Night Island is mighty." ”

The crowd shouted after him, giving her a lot of courage. Night Lily followed them and clapped her hands softly, "You are really my good brothers, but I am afraid of disappointing the people's expectations." Moreover, whether the owner of the island has the right to recommend people is extraordinary. ”

"Of course. Wang Qianqian saw that she was talking about some marginal topics in twos and threes, and responded casually.

There was silence in the audience, and there were a few few coughing sounds, and Chen Jiuliang's voice came clearly and said: "Our new island owner is a woman, so how can the woman sent by the lotus concave marry the island owner? ”

This is an issue related to the future of Green Island, and Wang Qianqian is also worried. Seeing that she was talking unhurriedly for a long time, he didn't mention herself, so he came over and said: "What the hell are you doing, girl, you said that I will be the owner of this island, recommend me quickly, I will order them to go to Peach Blossom Island to play, go to Lotus Island to snatch a woman and come back as a wife, can such a simple thing still stump me?"

Seeing that the crowd was discussing another matter, Night Lily didn't think about how to find a suitable reason, so she pushed the playball onto the island owner's throne and said, "Don't worry! aren't they discussing something about the lotus princess?"

"What lotus princess, I justβ€”" He said loudly, "Be the owner of the island." ”

Everyone looked at him with surprise eyes, as if they were going to swallow him alive. He said like a frightened child: "Don't look at me like this, I can't stand your eyes like this." ”

He shook Lily's hand and told her to stand up, telling everyone what he wanted to make Hyun mean.

Night Lily saw that the boy was impatient, and everyone doubted her ability as a weak woman. So she pushed the boat down the river and said: "That's right, in fact, the person who really has the strength to be our new island master is my master, and he is Mr. Tongnan." ”

"He is your master, so his martial arts are better than yours. Zhao Qiuyu said while standing in the crowd.

He had long seen this little guy as unpleasant, and now he was ashamed to speak out here. If it weren't for his young age, he would have been slapped twice. Seeing him play so badly again, he actually wants to be the leader of their thousand-number Jiangyang thieves, if it spreads to the rivers and lakes, wouldn't he laugh off his big teeth, and he is also a part of it, where is his face?

Seeing that they had no objections, Night Lily continued: "Of course, so I recommend Master and his family to be the new island master, do you have any opinions?" ”

Wang Yiqian and the deputy referees, Zhao Huasha and Bai Guanghui and others, said in unison: "No, a thousand, a hundred, it will never work." ”

Seeing that they were clearly blind, jealous and jealous, he was a little restless when he didn't speculate, and said: "Why can't I be her master, do you still doubt my skills?"

He clasped his fists and sleeves and said, "I still have the responsibility of this island master, and if you are not convinced, you will come out with me to fight." ”

"Of course, you guessed it, we just suspect you're not qualified. Xiong Dawu said straightforwardly.

"Hey, joke, no one ever doubted my skills. Seeing that he was deliberately unable to get along with himself, he knew that such a person was conceited and scheming, so he said to himself.

Xiong Dawu was originally dissatisfied with this result, he thought how a pirate leader of the largest gang in the rivers and lakes could let a little girl and little hairy child who had not dried up be disturbed here. Seeing that this little fellow was pretentious, he said, "If you really have the ability, then you can beat me even if you stand still! If you can't beat me, don't brag about it here, pack up and go back as soon as possible." ”

Playing with Pi listened to him stimulate himself, and really wanted to go over and slap him twice in the stinky mouth. Seeing the scene that had just quieted down, Night Lily didn't want to have any more turmoil and said, "Do you know the top ten Tianzun in the Tang Dynasty Heroes List?"

As soon as he heard those heroes of the rivers and lakes, even the old man of the bullpen in the backfield could tell those heroes like a few treasures, and blurted out excitedly: "Of course, those strange people in the rivers and lakes have long been like thunder, and they are all well-known martial arts heroes." We people in Lulinzhi most admire those who have real talents and true learning, rather than those who are pretentious. ”

Night Lily continued to recommend playing Pi Lao to everyone, and asked everyone: "What if one of them comes here to play and wants to do a good job of Lu Lin Zhi, is he worthy of all of us to leave this old hero as our new owner." ”

"Of course I hope so, that's something you can't ask for, what are you talking about, what does it have to do with the two of you. Yang Chao said without hesitation. He sincerely admires those who have the ability and those who have a place in the rivers and lakes.

Night Lily said again: "Of course I'm not a figure on the list of heroes of the Tang Dynasty, but you can take a good look at who my master is. ”

"I can't guess, when the battle of Haixin Mountain determined the ranking of the rivers and lakes, I am afraid that the island owner and the respected teacher were not born at that time. Zhao Huasha was also involved, and seemed to be a little familiar with playing Pi Lao. It's just that his height has changed from a seven-foot man to a three-foot man now, and after a long time, he naturally thinks that it is not the same person.

"Fart, do you know the scene of Lao Tzu defeating the heroes in Haixin Mountain. The old playboy listened to the words of no one in his eyes and retorted.

Night Lily also told everyone the story of playing with Pi Lao, and said, "Okay, who is my master, you can guess and know." I ask you if you have to answer honestly, who is the oldest among the Ten Heavenly Venerables. ”

Seeing her ask, the crowd became more and more strange, and whispered, "Of course I'm the oldest." ”

Playing Pi Lao was eager to report his home, so that those pirates looked different, and when they saw him like this and didn't believe what he said, they were naturally suspicious.

"The oldest is none other than our sworn enemy, Zhou Botong, a frequent resident of Peach Blossom Island. I heard that he lived for three centuries, and he was still there well, and he was lazy in Peach Blossom Island every day. Two days ago, I saw him catching butterflies and birds, and no one should be older than him. "Xiong Dawu went from a murderer to a thief, and now he is also a veteran. People who come from the south to the north know a little bit about the fun of the East and the bliss of the West.

When I heard that there was actually this person stealing his limelight, he said angrily: "You fart, isn't it that old guy, is he more tender than me?"

How can Bai Guanghui not talk about anecdotes in the rivers and lakes, and he also said with sexual interest: "It shouldn't be an old playboy, I heard the master say that there is a tumbler Tianzun who has lived for five hundred years, and I heard that he has grown up and become smaller, and he has not grown up since he became smaller, as if he is still alive now." ”

"That's right. "Playing Pi Lao finally heard that someone still knew him, and there was still a powerful character in the rivers and lakes, and he felt beautiful in people's hearts.

"Isn't that the master of the island master?" Wang Jun suddenly shouted.

Playing with leather and seeing someone appreciate himself, some of the ass is made in the face, a little proud.

Just when his aura had not yet appeared, another fast-talking person snatched away the topic and said: "No, no, I remember hearing grandpa say it." There is an old monster who lives on the top of the Xiyue Snow Mountain, and the sleeping beauty Tianzun is called the snow worm, I heard that she is more than a thousand years old there, and less than 800 years old alone, I don't know if it's true or fake. ”

As soon as he heard that there was something like that, he was unhappy and said: "That must be fake, who can live as long as her, it's really old and immortal." ”

"That's just a legend, no one has ever seen that sleeping beauty with their own eyes. I don't believe it, I haven't heard of anyone seeing the Tumbler Tianzun alive with their own eyes, it's all rumors. Zhao Huasha said in a matter.

Playing Pi Lao couldn't help but get excited, and finally someone said justice for him, and at some point ran to him and said, "Yes, I'm still alive." The stinky woman is probably dead and pretty a long time ago, so the first person is me. ”

Playing Pi yelled there, but no one paid attention to him, thinking that the little fart child, a mouthful of jokes, children's words were unforbidden.

Everyone listened to Zhao Huasha continue: "I heard Master say that the tumbler played with cool skin, acted upside down, and loved to hide in the Buddha statue to sleep. ”

"Also, I've heard that a sleep is a ten, twenty, or even a hundred years of sleep. Zhao Huasha saw that so many people liked to listen to him, so he fooled everyone about what he knew and hearsay. Everyone said that it was like seeing the legendary old man playing with skin, and the real boy was left out in the cold.

"Wow, that's so magical, it's still not human, and it's not sure if it will become a zombie!" a man interjected in amazement. Those celebrities in the martial arts were used as idle talk by these nobodies.

I didn't have a chance to show myself if I wanted to play with Pi, so I had to whisper to Lily: "Look at how well they know me, I'm still so worshipped, I haven't lived for five hundred years." ”

This sentence was heard by Wang Qianqian and the deputy judges standing next to him, and they stretched out the five fingers of their right hand in surprise and glared: "Five hundred years." ”

The old man was glared at them up and down, and everyone seemed to be cowardly. An adjudicator didn't care and said, "Five hundred years, haven't you become a shemale?"

"Shhhh Several people covered his mouth, carefully lifting his steps away from a little distance.

Seeing this, Night Lily started a tea party on the spot and said, "Do you know who is the shortest among the ten Heavenly Venerables?"

Someone said, "Demon Sect Leader Hua Wuxian is the youngest of the Ten Heavenly Venerables. ”

Someone retorted: "He is very tall, he is simply a tall and rich handsome, where is he shorter than others." ”

He said: "The shortest is the Demon Qin Holy Hand Forgetful Heavenly Venerable Zhao Nunu." ”

"But she's not the youngest. "A humane.

Zhao Qiuyu felt good and said: "I have heard that the shortest person should be the person who is called a boy by Tumbler Tianzun, he is rejuvenated and rejuvenated, so he should be the youngest and the shortest." ”

Playing Pi laughed and struck the boy with a drum at lightning speed, knocking him to his knees with a drum on his feet. The young man looked left and right, and he couldn't see anyone, so he naturally didn't know who had hit him, and returned to the same place as if nothing had happened.

Seeing that everyone was chatting about her idea, Night Lily couldn't help but exclaim: "That's right, he is the tumbler Tianzun you have admired for a long time, and he is your new owner." ”

All the people suddenly came to their senses, and that Zhao Qiuyu finally knew who had hit him just now. So, all the people knelt down and said, "Meet the new island master." ”

Playing with a leather face, he pushed the kneeling boy away with a palm. The boy went straight back and hit a tree behind him, and behind the tree were straight trees, and the dozen or so trees behind him all fell backwards.

Wang Jun's martial arts are also outstanding on the island, but as he said before, he gave a slap in the air. He stood up and touched himself luckily and said, "It's okay, I'm fine." ”

Zhao Qiuyu even worshipped: "The new island lord is miraculous and invincible. ”

Playing Pi Lao Le, he said: "Everyone get up, haha! I finally have so many men to play!"

People rose to their feet, and the woods were filled with joyful voices and shouts of joy.