Chapter Eighty-Nine: Chain Reaction
"Why does it smell like a stinch?" Li Hu wrinkled his nose.
Li Lingwu took Li Hu and the brothers to the place of the fifth group, and immediately smelled a strange smell.
After a few people looked at it, they realized that the situation in the fifth group was extraordinary.
The other groups are very well-behaved, the contestants on the stage are very serious, rarely speak, and try to show their full strength, the two sides often fight red-faced, and the audience in the audience also looks very seriously, sometimes clapping their hands and praising them, sometimes covering their chests and exclaiming.
The fifth group is different, both on and off stage.
Li Lingwu and others swept over at a glance, and many of them had the noble children of Chang'an City in the ring, with bad methods, and they did not follow common sense, and the people in the audience were also shouting and screaming, and even scolding.
The ring in front of you.
On the stage is the second young master of the Hu family, holding a night pot in his hand, and laughing wildly at his opponent: "Brother Tai, come, try this son's night pot, it contains good things, boy urine, let Brother Tai see it today." ”
The opponent covered his nose and yelled, "Damn, neurotic!"
Hu Ershao smashed it hard, and his opponent seemed to jump out of the ring.
left Hu Ershao, who couldn't stop laughing.
The audience in the audience was blinded, and after being silent for a long time, they all scolded shamelessly.
Li Lingwu and the others frowned, a little speechless, moved away, watched everywhere, and immediately found that none of the more than a dozen rings was normal.
These gentlemen are quite shameless, and they have all kinds of strange things.
There are those who throw night pots, smash rotten eggs, throw bricks, and sprinkle lime powder, and some are okay, not too strange.
is a little excessive, like Yan Sanshao, who came to the stage with a bag of horse dung and made it into a dung ball to embarrass people, and some people carried a small bucket of dung water and a small scoop and poured dung directly on the opponent.
The most excessive is the second young man of the He family, his clothes and pants are yellow, it looks like he has rolled in a dung pit, and after he came to the stage, he opened his arms and smirked and rushed towards the opponent, wanting to hug the opponent, the opponent should have a habit of cleanliness, and his face was as white as dirt in fright, and after rolling off the stage, he retched for a while.
There is no lower limit for these gentlemen, only unthinkable, nothing they can't do.
All of a sudden, the Fifth Group's territory was stinking.
Most of these dumb opponents were disgusted, and the referees and spectators on the side couldn't bear it and scolded one after another.
"Grass, is there something wrong with these people?"
"I know the person who sprinkled his opponent's eyes with lime powder just now, it's Ma Sishao, who lives next door to my house, and this guy has never been a good person. ”
"Damn, that second young man of the He family just now really disgusted me, this guy was covered in in order to win, and he smirked and rushed to the opponent in a vain attempt to hug the opponent and disgusted people, I estimate that the opponent can't bear it even if he is a Jiupin master. ”
"And that Han Dasha, damn, that guy went to the ring directly with a load of dung and water, where is this to compete, look at his left and right, I thought he was fertilizing the vegetable field. ”
"This dung splasher is quite acceptable, at least he has a scoop in his hand, that Yan Laosan is really a psychopath, fuck, he directly pinched the horse dung into a ball with his hands and smashed people, he is really a talent. ”
"Damn, at the beginning, I thought in my heart that those people who smashed bricks and threw rotten eggs were too shameless, but compared to these people, it was a small thing. ”
"This is the martial arts conference for the imperial court to select martial artists? How do I feel that these people are more shameless than the hooligans in the market!"
"These people are quite normal in the first two rounds, and they compete in a good manner, why did they become like this ghost in the third round, who led the way?"
"I remember, it was the Han Dasha who splashed feces just now, and in the second round, he suddenly took out a night pot and beckoned to his opponent, which was the head he led. ”
"It turned out to be Han Dasha, no wonder, that guy is a well-known gentleman, the master who dares to pee on the street. ”
"Everyone, the initiator is actually not Han Dasha, but that Li Ershu, do you remember, Li Ershou suddenly took out a brick to greet the opponent in the second round, and then sprinkled a handful of big lime powder to confuse the opponent, it is said that Han Dasha also listened to Li Ershuang's advice before using the night pot tactics, most of these sons and brothers today are Li Ershuang's fox friends and dog friends, and it is estimated that they were also inspired by him. ”
"His grandmother's, so it was. ”
"I'm grass, this time it's a big loss, I bet on these gentlemen to lose, and the results are all promoted, I'm going to find Li Erxuan to take revenge. ”
"Go together, go together, Li Erstun's game is about to start, I just saw that Li Erstun is in the corner of the west, he should compete in that ring, let's go!"
......
Li Lingwu and the others looked at these strange sons and daughters in the ring, listening to the audience's discussions, a pungent smell came from their noses, and their hearts seemed to have 10,000 wild horses running.
Seeing everyone rush to the corner, Li Lingwu and the others couldn't help but follow, wanting to see Li Wuchang's game.
Under the ring, Li Wuchang covered his nose, feeling emotional.
These fox friends are so talented!
are all good leaders led by Han Dazhi.
The surrounding area was already full of people, surrounding the ring tightly, and there were two referees sitting in a row in front, an old man and a middle-aged man.
"Chang'an City Li Wuchang against Yongzhou Longxi County Duan Hu...... ......"
The old referee pronounced the name of the match, and then retched.
"Elder Yan, this is what you are doing, come on, Elder Yan wants to vomit...... Grass, why is it so stinky all of a sudden, is there another splash of feces in the ring?" the middle-aged referee hurriedly supported the elderly referee Yan Lao.
Yan Lao was dizzy for a while, followed by retching.
"Elder Yan held on...... Why are you still stunned, why don't you call the doctor over?" the middle-aged referee yelled at the attendants on the side.
There are doctors next to each ring, just in case.
"My lord, the little one was about to report to you that the doctor in this ring had fainted just now, and now he can't protect himself, and this ring has been surrounded and killed, and he can't get out now. "The men reported immediately.
"Damn, these sons and brothers are really lacking in blood morality, and I can think of this method, I wondered, there are Praetorian Guards watching, these shits entered the imperial city like this, and I saw that there were still people who carried a load to the ring. The middle-aged referee scolded her mother loudly.
"My lord, most of them were taken from a few thatched huts at the scene, and the rest of the sons saw that this tactic was effective, and now they have sent someone to rob it. The subordinate explained.
"Damn, someone grabbed the dung?...... Grass, why is it so stinky all of a sudden, and it smells of sweet potatoes. "The middle-aged referee wants to jump on his feet.
"My lord, most of those are the sons and daughters of big families, and they will do everything to get through, and some scoundrels have even begun to occupy various thatched houses, a bucket of dung and a tael of silver. The subordinate explained.
“...... Grass, immediately squeezed out, quickly reported to Han Shangshu, and asked him to send someone to maintain order in the fifth group, damn, it was all his good son Han Dasha who led the good leader. The middle-aged referee scolded fiercely first, and then ordered his subordinates to report to Han Guang, the person in charge of the martial arts conference.
Li Wuchang couldn't cry or laugh, shook his head, and jumped into the ring.
glanced at the audience and found that the onlookers were covering their noses and frowning.
The tiger also jumped into the ring, put on a good posture, and looked at Li Wuchang seriously, he had heard of Li Wuchang's glorious deeds in the last round, so he was extra cautious, for fear that Li Wuchang would come up with some tricks.
This Duan Hu loves to be clean, for fear that Li Wuchang will also carry things like night pot dung.
Fortunately, Li Wuchang didn't bring anything strange to the stage.
Li Wuchang showed a smile and said, "Brother Duan, don't be so aggressive, it's fate that everyone can compete together!"
Duan Hu still tightened his face, and said in his heart, hum, this smiling tiger, don't think I'll be fooled!
"Looking at Brother Duan's appearance, he is also the peak strength of the second grade, and he is definitely not my opponent, or Brother Duan will surrender directly, so as not to kill everyone. "Li Wuchang came up with a tactic of persuasion.
The surrounding audience scolded shamelessly in their hearts.
At the level of your Li Er's stunned son, are you embarrassed to let the family surrender?
"Surrender? It's just a dream, I have the strength of the three grades!" Duan Hu was not fooled.
Li Wuchang smiled siniestly, and took out another brick from the placket of his clothes.
The audience began to talk again.
"Damn, that dumbfounded man took out another brick. ”
"The last time he was able to get a person, it was purely because he took advantage of the opponent's bowing head to salute, so that he could sneak attack successfully, count him lucky, this time he still wants to succeed?"
Script mutation.
Li Wuchang took the brick and smashed it on his head.
"Smack!" the brick broke into two sections.
Duan Hu's face changed drastically.
The reaction of the onlookers also exploded.
Oh my God, Li Er is stunned and has martial arts.
Even brothers Li Qing and Li Zhongyue frowned.
"How can this be? Looking at the level of impermanence, it is at least a third-grade!" Li Qing muttered.
"Hehe, there's something wrong with that brick. "Li Hu's eyesight is better than him, and he can see the key at once.
I see.
Li Wuchang smiled coquettishly and said, "See, my strength is higher than yours, right?"
Duan Hu was not convinced, straightened his waist, and said: "I'm afraid that you won't succeed, your head is just broken bricks, and you will only have three grades at most, and it's a big deal for everyone to tie." ”
Although the tone is hard, the confidence is insufficient.
"So, don't kill each other, so let's do it, I'll give you five hundred taels of meaning, you don't have to fight to the death...... Besides, even if you win against me, it's no good, seeing that group of neurotics just now, it's the group that splashed dung, if you enter the next round, you will have to face that group of scum, forget it, take five hundred taels, and go home happily, isn't it beautiful!"
Then he threw away half of the brick in his hand and took out five hundred taels from the placket of his clothes.
The onlookers couldn't bear to look at it.
Li Er was stunned that this guy actually used a silver ticket to buy his opponent in the ring.
"Five hundred taels is not enough, how about a thousand taels...... Don't be too greedy, think clearly, you can still get a thousand taels when you step down now, otherwise you will lose both, even if you can advance, then you will face a group of scoundrels in the next round, their methods are much more shameless than mine, besides, even if you are allowed to break out of the group, what can you do, just rely on your three-grade strength, it is not enough for others to stuff their teeth. Li Wuchang continued to persuade.
He took out five hundred taels of silver tickets.
Duan Hu faltered.
He participated in the martial arts conference just to make it easier to get a background and make money, and now someone has sent a thousand taels to the door, isn't this just right.
There are many masters in this session, and they can break into the third round entirely because they are in the fifth group, otherwise with the strength of the three products, it is really not enough for others to stuff their teeth.
And on the other side, Li Wuchang can break bricks in his brain, and he is not easy to get along with.
Duan Hu thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, rushed over, grabbed Li Wuchang's 1,000 taels of silver tickets, and just jumped out of the ring, squeezed through the crowd, and fled with his face.
"Li Wuchang, win, advance to the fourth round!" the middle-aged referee announced the result.
Li Wuchang immediately threw his hand at the Quartet, very coquettish.
There was an uproar.
Is that okay too?
For a moment, the onlookers felt that this Li Erstunned was even more shameless than those scoundrels who poured dung.