Chapter 5 Two gaffes are more than 200,000
More than ten meters away, the duck trembled all over, he was woken up by Zhang San's frightened roar, although his abdomen was painful but he could bear it, but Zhang San's ghost was back to find him for revenge, which made this simple-minded, a little stupid duck stunned, he thought about it, he hadn't seen Chen Xinghai before, but he hadn't seen it in a short period of time from that heavy rain to today, and it became so bad, and the people who were looking for him that day came back and said that the search for Jiufeng Mountain was very deep, very wide, and very careful, but he couldn't find him, everyone said that he was eaten by wild beasts and his bones were gone, and his father also believed that he had set up a mound grave not far from his house, and now it took more than ten days to come back, Today also happened to be his 27th death day, the more he thought about the duck, the more he felt that Chen Xinghai was a ghost, which caused him to ignore the middle of the day in June, the sun was so hot that it was terrifying, not to mention ghosts, even people did not dare to be exposed to the sun.
Chen Xinghai saw that the duck twitched like a duck about to die, and he was very scared in his heart, and thought: "Could it be that this duck will die if it twitches like the duck in his own house before, then wouldn't he have killed someone and saved him, although it is self-defense, but his own family has no money, no power, it doesn't matter, when the duck's house operates a little, he will become a murderer, and he has only earned 40,000 yuan today!
Chen Xinghai walked towards the duck quickly with worry in his mind, and he didn't forget to think about how to save people, and one by one the information to save people appeared.
In this situation, the half-squinting duck, seeing Chen Xinghai approaching quickly step by step, trembled more and more, and in Chen Xinghai's eyes, the more twitching he was, the more he had to speed up his pace.
In the end, the duck couldn't stand the torture, his heart collapsed, and he wanted to run, but the slightest movement in his abdomen hurt him, and finally he had to scream "Don't...... Don't come here, I'll burn you a lot of money, oh...... There are also beautiful women, and there are cars, as long as you speak out, I will give you anything...... "。
"Eh," Chen Xinghai was so depressed that his head was full of black silk, and he finally understood clearly, people were not twitching, they were afraid of themselves, they were trembling like convulsions, and they were worried about themselves.
"Am I like a ghost?" Chen Xinghai was really afraid of scaring him to death, and he would become a murderer, so he had to stop and explain in the warmest voice to stabilize the other party's emotions.
"You are a ghost, otherwise why can't so many people in the village find you, and you only came back on the 27th death day today, and suddenly you are so harmful, not a ghost, will people become so harmful in such a short time?" The duck replied to Chen Xinghai with a similar hole cry to embolden himself in order to achieve inner calmness.
Hearing two people say that they are ghosts, Chen Xinghai is furious, isn't this cursing himself to death?
"You stupid, you don't want to think about the middle of June, people don't dare to bask in the sun, let alone ghosts, are you cursing me to death? Believe it or not, I'll squat you again," Chen Xinghai roared over.
The duck looked at Chen Xinghai and roared over, with a shadow behind him, no matter how stupid he was, he came to his senses, "Yes! Ghosts don't have shadows, now the sun is so big, Chen Xinghai is sweating all over his body, don't say anything else, will ghosts sweat?"
"Brother Xinghai, I was wrong, I shouldn't have coveted Zhang San's 100,000, you can spare me! I'll give 100,000, oh no, 200,000, I promise not to offend you again in the future, let me do what you say," the duck said with a sincere face
Chen Xinghai's eyes lit up and he muttered, "Two hundred thousand, two hundred thousand...... "
And the duck thought that Chen Xinghai was sorry for a little, afraid that he would be unhappy and cripple himself, and he would have nothing to mix in the future, the money was gone, and he could earn it back, and being disabled was equivalent to waiting for death, he himself knew his brain ability, and it was impossible to live well without his hands and feet to eat by his brain, so he quickly said: "300,000"
When Chen Xinghai heard that there were another 100,000, he couldn't help but shout happily: "300,000"
The duck thought he was angry when he heard Chen Xinghai shouting "300,000", and hurriedly said: "400,000, Brother Xinghai, I don't have any more," the duck's stupidity is only known to others, if he knows it, he is not a fool, Chen Er and Wang Ergou each got Chen Xinghai with 20,000 yuan, that is because they understand that Chen Xinghai's wife is poor and does not know the world of the rich, only the duck is a fool, he does not know the world of the poor, and blindly adds money.
And Chen Xinghai heard the duck say that 400,000 was his upper limit, so he knew his gaffe, his face was flushed and he shook his head and said: "Okay 400,000," but his heart was comforting himself: "Gaffe is gaffe, duck is stupid and don't know, there is no one on the side, gaffe twice is more than 200,000, I can lose my temper every day, yes, when Chen Er and Wang Ergou were dogs, why didn't they play their gaffe specialties?
And the duck who was more sad than Chen Xinghai was taking out the bank card in his wallet from his pocket with tears of grievance in his eyes at this time, and held it in his hand with a reluctant face.
The duck turned his head and said in a dumb voice, "Password 145291" He is not sad is fake, it is the accumulation of blood and sweat that he has worked hard for so many years, and he will give it away, he is stupid, and everyone has the same amount of money, but there are more people behind him than he shares.
"For the sake of your sincerity, I'll give you some care for your injuries!" took hundreds of thousands of others and injured people, Chen Xinghai was a little weak-hearted, in order to feel at ease, he had to take out the little pitiful aura when he knotted the veins to express his feelings, and he didn't care whether the duck was willing or not, and according to the healing chapter just turned out, he patted and pinched the duck, if someone saw it, he would definitely shout: "The madman hit someone" But the duck of the person concerned felt very different, feeling indescribably comfortable, and the pain in the abdomen slowly disappeared......
A minute later, Chen Xinghai clapped his hands, and said in a hateful gesture as if he had slapped off the dirt in his hands: "Okay, let's go home! If you have any incurable diseases in the future, you will give me 400,000 yuan very sincerely, and you will be charged at a 20% discount."
The duck was dizzy for a while, and said in his heart: "It's only eight folds, and I thought it was free! "