Plan a good show

"After the planning of my genius mind, we all plan as follows, as soon as he appears, we will slowly walk to the middle of the road, remember to be slow, to have the demeanor of a master, preferably with a hint of murder and a hint of pity in his eyes. You wear a black dress, the black shiny kind, I wear a white dress, the posture must be handsome after standing, it is best to have the kind of everything is a dog, the feeling of being the only one, and then we began to have the lines, the lines I also wrote, when the time comes, not only to memorize, but also to integrate the feelings to memorize, the plot is like this, I and you are the same teacher, the same brother, but how to fall in love with the same sister, but that girl only likes me, so you invite me to duel, here I will show you first......"

Li Chunshun spat on his hand as he spoke, put his hands together and rubbed everything twice, then took out a piece of wrinkled yellow paper from his chest, and spread it flat on the bed, with crooked words written on it.

"Stop, stop, you stop. Dingtian was a little carried away by this series of mouth cannons. The simple firewood room is a little dim, only an oil lamp supports the faint light, a wooden bed that is close to scrapping is covered with an old quilt, this is the shelter of the sky, the two sit cross-legged on the bed, only Li Chunshun is in full swing.

"What do you mean that I and you are brothers and sisters, and why does that sister like you?"

Dingtian looked at Li Chunshun with a puzzled expression.

"It's fake, it's all fake, it's just a plot I made up, two people always need a reason to fight, it's something that only reckless men do, the rivers and lakes, they should be children, and no enemy is embarrassed to say that they are people in the rivers and lakes. Li Chunshun explained awkwardly.

"However, I don't have black clothes, I usually have to work, and I wear burlap clothes that are said to be sewn and mended, where did I get a black clothes, although black clothes are indeed more resistant to dirt. ”

Dingtian's face was depressed, yes, it's been half a year, how could he have bought a new clothes, and he will only consider making a new clothes when he leaves here and goes to a new place, if this time it is really as good as Li Chunshun said.

"Look for it again, see if there's anything close. ”

Dingtian turned over and got out of bed, dragged a box out from under the bed, and flipped it one by one to Li Chunshun, even the one he thought was the best one turned out, but Li Chunshun shook his head and didn't stop.

"That's not going to work! People will think I'm bullying a beggar. Li Chunshun smiled,

Hearing this, Dingtian's heart suddenly surged with the urge to kill people, and he couldn't wait to slap that laughing face to death, so he said angrily,

"So what do you say?"

"Why don't you do it now? What should I do?" Li Chunshun fell into deep thought

"Besides, I don't have any money, and if I had money, I wouldn't do such a thing with you. ”

The two looked at each other and were speechless for a while. It's a pity that they are so full of ambition to do a great thing, but they stop here for a black dress.

Suddenly, Li Chunshun patted his head and laughed, "Stupid, we can still rent, and the rent is only a few dozen dollars a day." ”

Li Chunshun was overjoyed with his ingenuity, while Dingtian was distressed about the extra expenditure for no reason.

"By the way, where's your sword? Show it to me. Li Chunshun suddenly remembered something.

"What for?" Dingtian asked suspiciously.

"Just take it out, I won't rob you. ”

Dingtian had no choice but to comply, he fell under the bed again, and after several groping, he took out a long strip of object wrapped in white cloth from the depths under the bed, when Dingtian came out from under the bed, his hair was already covered with cobwebs and dust, and similarly, the white cloth was also covered with cobwebs, Dingtian carefully untied the white cloth, to Li Chunshun's surprise, it revealed an ancient brown wooden box, and then Dingtian uncovered the wooden box, but inside was an ordinary iron sword full of gaps, which disappointed Li Chunshun.

"You're going to hit me with this stuff then? Li Chunshun trotted all the way out of the firewood room, and it didn't take long for him to come back, and when he came back, he still had a fine steel long sword in his hand, he handed the sword to Dingtian, and said.

"This is for you, be careful, don't break it for me, I only have two swords. ”

The long sword was in his hand, the cool grip, the slightly heavy sword body, and the sharp blade, Ding Tian whispered his thanks.

"I have received accurate information, the person surnamed Xu Xing will come to Longyou the day after tomorrow, and he will definitely enter through the northwest city gate, and they will definitely rest at the shop in front of the city gate, so we had better go early, in case he runs away, we will be busy in vain." ”

"But that day was the day I went to collect the medicine. I can't get out. ”

"If you can't get rid of your body, you have to take it off, you don't want to think about it, it's more important to collect medicine and earn money, it's really not okay, I'll go to my father, and change someone to collect medicine that day." ”

For Dingtian, what kind of choice to make is very simple, it is not such a difficult decision to accept medicine or not to accept medicine, but Li Chunshun's father has always been very good to him, if he leaves the matter of receiving medicine to others, he is worried that others will mess things up, after all, the market for receiving medicine and the previous bills are all in his heart, he completely wants to use his own actions to report the favor of the owner of the medical hall to himself, however, since he has been working diligently for a year, it should not be a big deal to be lazy once in a while, and he is also planning to leave, and he really needs money too much。

"Okay. Dingtian silently put his broken sword into the wooden box, and then wrapped the sword given by Li Chunshun with the same long cloth.

"Next, let's go through the lines first, don't look foreign at that time. Li Chunshun cleared his throat, then rolled up his sleeves as if to show off his skills, and then read aloud affectionately to the yellowed and wrinkled paper.

"Ah, why are you so ruthless, have you forgotten our friendship, are you ......?"

"Hahahahaha......" Dingtian's laughter ruthlessly interrupted Li Chunshun, he was really amused by Li Chunshun's contrived appearance, his eyes closed, maybe he wanted to make his facial expression more vivid, but in Dingtian's eyes, it was like constipation, his hands covered his chest for a while, and he stretched straight for a while, and his voice was so loud, it was like singing.

Li Chunshun glared at him fiercely, and Dingtian stopped laughing, but he was still unsatisfied, Li Chunshun continued to read, "Is it not as important to you as a woman for thirteen years in the same door?"

When Li Chunshun said, Dingtian still couldn't help laughing, Li Chunshun viciously handed the paper to Dingtian, this time he couldn't laugh anymore, holding the yellow paper, he read mechanically,

"Don't talk cool there, the master's favorite disciple is you, I know, I usually let you everywhere, but she, senior sister, I can't let ......"

"Hahahahaha......" This time it was Li Chunshun's turn to lie on the bed and laugh straight, he was very embarrassed, but he didn't know where he couldn't read well, but he didn't know that he actually couldn't read well, hardboard, and he didn't read like an angry senior brother at all, but like a wooden farmer, trying in vain to compete with the children of wealthy families for women, and the stammering one was not reading, but counting.

"If you laugh at me again, I'll stop doing it. ”

"Don't, believe me, you're just missing some emotion, you just need to be a little more involved to definitely read better, come on, try again. ”

"Don't say anything cool there......"

"Hahahahaha......"

"I'll go to your uncle's ......"

In this way, the two of them read a paragraph and I read a paragraph, laughing at each other, beating and scolding each other through this dark night.