Chapter 15: The glory of diarrhea
"Inhale slowly, exhale slowly!" Gan Yu said, at this time he saw a person gasping for air there, and he couldn't help but glare.
"What's going on!"
"Teacher, my stomach hurts, I can't hold it anymore!" the student said with a crying face.
"There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey, hurry up!" Gan Yu scolded with a smile.
"No, it's too late!"
"It's so stinky!, why do you kid so stinky!" the classmates next to him laughed and scolded.
"Hahaha! You kid is so old that you still pull your pants!" One of them was so stinky that he almost fainted, and he didn't forget to laugh at others there. It's just that he was halfway through his laugh when the smile on his face froze.
"Ouch, my stomach! Ouch, no, I have diarrhea too!" the man had a strange face, and he was still laughing at others just now, but now it was his turn.
"What's the matter, you guys haven't eaten anything in the morning!" Gan Yu asked puzzled, how did he know that these students were practicing his breathing exercises, and their bodies were removing impurities.
The first student who had diarrhea didn't have a face at first, his head was buried deeply, and when he saw a few people also pulling his pants, he laughed loudly: "Hahaha, great, you guys have diarrhea too, no one will make fun of me now!"
"What are you laughing at! It's glorious to have diarrhea, isn't it! Why don't you go back and clean up quickly!" Gan Yu scolded.
"Yes!" the students hurriedly ran back to the dormitory, rinsing down.
"What's the matter, we eat the same as usual, why do we have diarrhea today!" the students said puzzled.
"Yes, I also feel that something is wrong, is it that we are not practicing the same kung fu today! Hurry up and wash, we have to ask the teacher how this happened!"
At this time, Gan Yu was also thinking there, and suddenly he shouted loudly as if he had thought of something: "Why is it so fast, two days earlier than I imagined!"
"It seems that these guys are all materials for martial arts training, and in less than half a day of practice, so many students have reached the first step and eliminated a lot of impurities in their bodies!" Gan Yu said happily.
"Report!" the students finished rinsing and immediately returned to Ganyu's side.
"Stand in line!" At this time, Gan Yu's eyes were a little different when he looked at these guys.
"Teacher, I just want to ask why so many of us have diarrhea at the same time today!" one student asked.
"What's your name?" asked Ganyu.
"My name is Sun Wei!" the student replied.
"Okay, okay, I remember, first of all, I want to tell you a piece of news, you have diarrhea today, but it's not bad for you, do you feel that there is any change in your body now!" Gan Yu smiled slightly.
"Teacher, don't you say that I can't feel it, but when you say this, I suddenly feel that my body is lighter, and my whole person is more energetic than yesterday, no, more energetic than this morning. Sun Wei said in amazement at this time.
"Really, you see, I usually feel tired even walking, but just now we ran here from the dormitory, at least a mile away, and I didn't feel tired, and I didn't even breathe. ”
"You see, my skin is much whiter again! With such a big sun, my skin should be darker, why did it turn white all of a sudden?" said a female classmate.
As soon as everyone listened to this student, they realized that the female classmate's skin was really much whiter. Much whiter than those who use makeup.
"Chen Lian, are you sick, your face turned white like this all of a sudden!"
"I'm sick, your whole family is sick! I've just practiced kung fu, and all of a sudden, I've just taken a shower, and I'm wondering how the water is black like that!" Chen Lian said.
"Bathing ......"
"What do you want!" Chen Lian said angrily.
"Okay, okay, since you all realize that you are different from before, then I will tell you, you just have diarrhea because your body has expelled the impurities in your body, which means that you are now at the beginning!" Gan Yu smiled.
"It's only been a morning of practice, and this martial arts practice is not as ancient as I imagined!" said a student.
"It's just a beginner, it's no problem to beat one or two people, if you want to be like me, you have to endure the boredom!"
"Absolutely!"
"Okay, in order to test your changes, I decided to test your physical fitness. Gan Yu said.
"Good!" shouted the students. At this time, they were full of confidence in martial arts. But a different voice rang out.
"Teacher, wait a minute, we haven't pulled yet!" said several students crying there, which means that they haven't started yet.
"Okay, then I'll teach it again, before the class, there is still no change, then it really means that your qualifications are poor and not suitable for martial arts. Gan Yu said.
"Okay, we'll definitely practice hard and try to pull it out before class!"
In this way, Gan Yu explained again, and the rest of the things were not something he could help, and it all had to rely on themselves.
"Okay, let's let them practice here first, let's go over there first, so as not to disturb them!" Gan Yu led the students to the opposite side of the playground to conduct a test.
"Come one by one, look at the speed first!Sun Wei, you organize it first, I'll watch from the side!" Gan Yu said.
"Okay!" Sun Wei immediately stood up and organized the students to run without a test!
"So fast!" As the first person finished running, everyone was shocked, this guy was not bad compared to those students of the martial arts school.
With the first, there is the second, and everyone's speed has increased dramatically.
"Alright, are you practicing escaping! Don't practice this!" Gan Yu said.
Sun Wei had no choice but to change the method and let these students jump long to see if everyone had changed!
"Why did you jump more than three meters at once!"
"I don't know! I just jumped so far with a light jump!"
"Let me try!"
All of them were much farther away than before, and they all didn't believe that they could jump so far all at once.
"Teacher, teacher, I'm pulling it out!" I saw that at the other end of the playground, a student ran towards Ganyu quickly, bringing a burst of stench, and as he ran, he was followed by a swarm of flies.
"Hurry up, hurry up and go back and rinse up!" Gan Yu hurriedly said. The student immediately ran back happily, and the words in his mouth were still reciting: "I finally pulled it out!"
"How are you guys? It's almost time to end class! If there's no movement, you'll have to go back to being a good student!" Gan Yu said.
"Teacher, I, I've pulled it out too!" said one student with his head down.
"Teacher, he may have really pulled his pants!"