27 Break into Songzhuang and fight tigers
The beggar was already in the window outside, when he took out a slingshot and hit it. In this way, Song Daworm said "ouch" and said, "Beauty, you move lightly." ”
Zhong Xiaohua said passionately: "You are so impulsive, you are like that." ”
Song Daworm smiled, and pounced on her thin lips again. The beggar couldn't help but snicker when he looked at it, and then stood up and aimed his slingshot at the big buttocks of the big insect that exposed the mosquito net, and flicked it even harder.
In this way, Song Da worm slammed into the mosquito net, and said, "Beauty, why are you pinching my ass again!
Xiaohua enjoyed it as if she was fascinated: "Brother Bao, what's wrong with you today, did you drink too much, my hand was clearly pressed by your big body, where is it still moving! How can I twist your ass?"
Song Daworm woke up like a dream and said, "It's not good, someone." "It's a loud voice.
At this time, Liu Amin angrily slammed the door and entered, holding a kitchen knife and going to cut people, shouting: "You also know someone! You also know that there are people at home! Okay, you Song Daworm actually played with women and came to the house, what do you think of me." And there was a woman in the darkness roaring like a lion, and the whole house shook for a moment.
Song Daworm saw a group of people coming here under the mosquito net, and among this group of people, the dominatrix was the most ferocious. Song Daworm calmed down his trance and said, "Madam, I'm sleeping, I can't sleep because of too many mosquito bites." Didn't you say to accompany your mother? I'll just sleep alone, and you don't have to worry about it. ”
Liu Amin clearly heard that there was a woman's voice in this tent, although it was a little darker, but it couldn't escape her eyes. She was so angry that she trembled: "I know you are sleeping, and you are sleeping with a foreign woman." Song worm, you have grown. ”
Song Daworm hid the thin woman and denied it: "There is no such thing." Woman, where did the woman come from. ”
Liu Amin said: "No." "If you don't believe anything, you must see it clearly and figure it out.
So, she rushed into the mosquito net to look. At first, he saw Song Abao alone in front of her with a grinning face, but Liu Amin didn't see anything abnormal. The twelve-point temper disappeared a little, threw the kitchen knife on the ground, and with a clang, he also laughed and pounced on it and said slowly: "I really blame you! ”
She pressed it over, only to feel that something was warm underneath. It turned out that Zhong Xiaohua was startled when she heard the sound of the knife, and couldn't help curling up. The dominatrix inadvertently turned the futon over, and then lifted the bedboard, and saw a woman's big feet still exposed, and her lower body was tightly covered by the futon.
Amin was furious, baring his teeth and claws, and roared, "Wow! You still have a golden house to hide Jiaojiao! ”
Song Daworm wanted to push her away, but she was pressed on the bed by this dominatrix and didn't move. He was so frightened that he huddled in a corner, frightened, like a frightened child.
Dominatrix got up and came out, looking for something to hit people with a hurried expression. Fu Baobao was already ready for her. handed her the wooden stick like a hammer, and Amin didn't care what it was, grabbed the wooden stick and drilled into it, and hit the Song tiger with his head and face. Song Laohu held his head with his hand and hit her a few times, but his hand was also hurt, so he shouted: "Madame, spare your life, don't dare next time." ”
The more the dominatrix listened, the more angry she became, and said, "There is a next time, so that you will have a next time." The sticks rained down on him.
She yelled as she beat and shouted, "Don't you have a new lady? "It's a lot of down, and Song Laohu, who was beating, couldn't parry, so he picked up the futon to block it.
At this time, the dominatrix saw the little flower of the woman, her white and tender skin, and exclaimed, "Forget you bitch, I will kill you." ”
She hit the white-skinned thigh, and said, "You hook a man and dare to hook me to my house, you are so bold, who brought you here." "After that, it's a few more sticks.
The woman had already whined: "Don't dare, don't dare next time, Mrs. spare." ”
As soon as he said this, the dominatrix was even more angry, and he said with a heartburn and lungs: "You also have a next time, and I will end up with you, and I will pay for my life if I kill someone." "It took a few more sticks to go down, and then I was tired and flew the wooden stick inside.
Fu Baobao and those girls were hiding and laughing secretly, and the baby had already seen the beggar hiding outside the window looking at him, and eye-to-eye with the baby. The dominatrix turned around in a very depraved manner, and her face was sweaty, and her face was as red as a red apple.
Liu Amin said in a rough voice, "What are you laughing at." As soon as she roared, no one dared to make any more noise.
Amin is tired, and the baby has already seen it. Baby brought a basin of hot water to the side and handed it to Amin. Amin is angry, she can do anything. She took the water and poured it inside. Then he put the water basin into it, only to hear the screams of the big insect and the little flower hybrid: "Ouch, ouch, the perm is dead, it's burning me." ”
Amin swept around again, saw a bucket, and strode a few feet, took the bucket as well, and threw it into it again. Fang Cai relieved his anger and said: "I'll give you an ice and fire mandarin duck bath, it's cool to death." Go and let them go to sleep comfortably for both men and women. Then Amin and the others went downstairs.
After a gust of wind and rain, Song Daworm and Xiaohua poked their heads out, his wine had already been woken up, and then he breathed at the little flower.
Zhong Xiaohua herself regretted that she almost took her life in order to cheat Song Laohu of a thousand taels of silver with this Xiaohei and others. This Song tiger is not terrible, what is terrible is this dominatrix.
The dominatrix with a group of idlers was going to go to Master Song for comment, and she wanted to go to Liu Mang to cry, not wanting to meet two people kissing me and me there before the moon.
It turned out that Song Huniu and Li Xiaosan had a tryst in the corner of the uninhabited flower vine? Hu Niu'er confessed to Li Xiaosan: "San'er, everyone has come over, why are you still so immature! Don't you know my master mother and me for so long? I knew that you were a person with a lustful heart and no lust when I looked at me in front of the door. ”
Li Xiaosan looked around, and no one let go of his courage and said: "Without Niuniu's love, I don't dare to think about it if I give me a little three and ten guts! ”
"Yes, you're so skinny, a man can bully you. ”
"Don't look at me thin, thin is thin, but my strength is not small. If you fight with the owner, you don't necessarily lose. ”
"Yo, as long as you can get me up today, then you can do whatever you want tonight. Tiger Niu teased him.
"Wow! I'm going to carry you from here to that lawn today. After Li Xiaosan finished speaking, an old cow pulled the broken car and walked forward with a tiger girl in his arms. I didn't want to bump into the dominatrix in the middle of the night, and the bluffing tiger girl and the mistress turned around and ran away. Li Xiaosan ran to the lawn and was knocked down by something, and the three souls who were frightened at first sight lost their seven souls, and the two people who were naked, only the pants were left, lying there, not knowing whether they were alive or dead. He couldn't help but scream "Ghost!"
As soon as he shouted this, all the guests who were still drinking and staying in the building were drawn out, and the colorless monk rushed out and said, "What zombies have appeared, where are they?" ”
The dominatrix really looked at it and said: "It's really that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, the tiger is stepping on flowers in the firewood room, and the girl is stealing men in the wild." It's really that there is no good thing in Songzhuang, and I can't stand it. ”
didn't want Li Xiaosan to kick Cai Guihai awake, Cai Zhutou pointed and said: "It's her, it's all him making trouble." ”
Everyone recognized this catcher, and when they looked back, Fu Baobao had already escaped. The nameless beggar and Fu Baobao were just walking in the Song family's compound, and when they were about to leave, they unexpectedly lost their direction for a while.
When the two of them found the exit together, the nameless beggar praised and said, "Brother Pay, I finally taught that guy a lesson today." ”
Fu Baobao also said: "Stinky eggs, you are quite smart today, and your performance is also very good." I think you're getting better and better now, okay. ”
The beggar also walked with a smile and said, "This is close to Zhu Zhechi who learned from you." ”
He suddenly thought, "Ah, we should go back at once, maybe the night girl will be worried after coming out for so long." She was still injured and had no one to take care of her, which was dangerous. ”
"yes, it's so exciting, forget about it, let's go." "After Fu Baobao finishes teaching, others are leaving.
Suddenly, a voice said, "You two are dressed like this, go there." ”
Here they were surrounded, and many torches had lit up the whole courtyard. Coming was the owner of the Song Zhuang and He Zhi County, as well as the Wei Zhi County, and the Shangshu Liu Mang, the Shaolin Temple monks on the rivers and lakes, the scattered people in the rivers and lakes in the martial arts, the officers who followed, the deputy instructors and other cadres.
He Zhixian stepped forward and said: "It's really a narrow road, there are both of you everywhere, it seems that you really can't 'The heart of the Yellow River is not dead, and you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin." 'Last time, I made a big fuss in my county government compound, and this time I cheated and drank to this Songjiazhuang, it seems that you are ghosted. Today I will bring you to justice as an example. ”
Wei Zhixian took a closer look and recognized the two of them and shouted: "Okay, you two are called Huazi, you trespass on people's houses, you are really bold, I can't stand by today, I won't be able to spare you." ”
After speaking, he looked at He Zhixian, and the two of them took off together. Wei Zhixian and Fu Baobao were fighting, and He Shuiyou fought viciously with the beggars.
Shangshu Liu Mang ordered: "Take down these two bandits for me." ”
In a few moments, the soldiers rushed over like waves. This fight lasted a long time, and both sides were injured. The baby and the beggar also suffered a few blows, but the wounds outside the skin were not in the way, and the more they fought, the braver they became. Here the torches were shouted loudly, and the two sides were in a state of incandescent fighting. Liu Mang commanded from the side, and his throat was a little hoarse, but he was really anxious to stomp his feet.
At this time, Song Qiongchengzhu said in his chest: "Don't worry, let them consume their physical strength, and then I will collect it in one net." ”
Liu Mang smiled and said: "I have long heard that Lord Song Zhuang is superb in martial arts, if it weren't for you, how would we know that two people came in to make trouble?"
"Adults have spoken, spoken. Then he jumped and slapped the baby. It's really a treasure knife that is not old, and it shows its skills.
Fu Baobao was too busy to take care of so much, and when he turned around, he was slapped on his right shoulder by Song Qiong. She supported and blocked a few times, and then slapped Wei Zhixian twice, they were all from professional classes and were selected for Zhixian with martial arts.
However, the two palms didn't get too much of a problem, they just made her a little weaker. Only then did the beggar react and angrily opened the county of He Zhixian. Immediately jumped and opened those soldiers, and soon he picked up Fu Baobao and fled here.