If you hate someone very much, and that person always provokes you for no reason, and you want to scold him for anger, but you can't afford to provoke him, what should you do when you encounter this dilemma? Actually, you can choose to praise him, and praise him. For example, you can boast that his will is as strong as a rock. Praise his countenance like a thousand mountains and twilight snow. When you see the other party smiling and a little embarrassed, you can think in your heart, "This person is really interesting, I scolded him for not being human, and he was so happy, this kind of person is really not worthy of my high look." ”

This method not only praises others, but also makes oneself happy, and can solve the problem peacefully, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone, so why not?

This thought flashed and flashed in Dong Ping's mind, and he and Xu Dongzhi were sitting face to face on the soft mat on the ground. Dong Pingping was holding a bowl of fish soup, his eyes flashing, and his lips kept moving. Xu Dongzhi squinted his eyes and looked at Dong Ping at this time, feeling quite interesting: "Grandson Dong, what do you want to say to grandma?"

Dong Ping's eyes became firm, he opened his mouth and said softly, "Grandma, you are really not human. ”

"Bold!"

There was a clear sound in the room, and when Xu Dongzhi scolded, Dong Ping had already stood up, and he threw the bowl he was holding on the ground, and the soup mixed with broken porcelain pieces was spilled on the ground. He was condescending and shouted quite majesticly: "Xu Dongzhi, what have you done! Do you know that I tossed all night last night, and the little monk didn't even stand up and recite the scriptures!"

Xu Dongzhi tilted his head and put his hand on his cheek, puzzled: "The little monk doesn't get up to recite the scriptures, what does it have to do with you, are you friends with the little monk?"

Dong Ping nodded and said, "Yes, the little monk grew up with me and has always been inseparable from me. ”

Xu Dongzhi's eyes widened, surprised and delighted, she raised her voice and shouted: "Then why have I never seen him? Could it be that he is a person the size of a thumb, hidden in your sleeve all day long?"

Dong Ping sat down again, and said calmly: "He is more than a thumb, but I can still hide him on my body, but he doesn't live in my sleeve, and hangs in the middle of a towering tree with forks." He likes to look at the scenery from afar, but most of the time he keeps his head down and looks down at the dirty earth. But just last night, the best scenery came, but he couldn't stand up. Dong Ping sighed for a long time and said emotionally.

Xu Dongzhi also put on a compassionate posture, she babbled and sighed for a long time, then blinked and said, "What kind of little monk is that, isn't it a little turtle?"

Dong Ping's forehead felt like a hammer at the moment, forcing him to raise his head and look at Xu Dongzhi. Xu Dongzhi was staring at him with teasing eyes, pursed lips, blocking the smile that was ready to go. Dong Ping was afraid of all kinds of emotions, and in the end, he only laughed at himself. Xu Dongzhi looked at Dong Ping's handsome face, which was a little sick and a little frustrated at this time, but he couldn't laugh. She held back her smile in her stomach, and after burping for a long time, she said with relief: "Dong Sun'er, the so-called one loss, one gain." You have gained the power that others have to do for decades, and you have to lose something. Isn't it just not lifted, tomorrow, grandma will use pig urine to put an old loofah on it to make a fake, and then you tie it around your waist with a rope, it doesn't look more majestic than a little turtle with a shrunken head?"

Dong Ping smiled bitterly, in the past, he made fun of others like this, but today it was finally his turn. He said: "What you said is light, what is beneficial to others and not beneficial to myself, can I do it?" After that, Dong Ping laughed again, but this time it was not a bitter smile, but he was amused by his own words. Making fun in suffering is also one of his innate skills. Dong Ping said secretly in his heart: "That's it, this can be regarded as my retribution for being inattentive." ”

Xu Dongzhi saw that Dong Ping was relieved, and giggled: "That's right, the color is a bone-scraping steel knife." Dong Sun'er, your little turtle is dead, but you have become a real big turtle, with a hard shell!"

Dong Ping was stunned and said secretly: "Yes, the little turtle is dead, and people will become old turtles one day." Thinking of this, Dong Ping actually hugged his face and sobbed in a low voice. He was like a different person at this point, he became self-pitying and sentimental. Xu Dongzhi sighed sadly, and said in his heart: "He looks like this, can he still help me do things?" After a while, Xu Dongzhi thought about it again: "The pig was knocked, and he had to hum for a few days, although Dong Sun'er was as stupid as a pig, he was barely a person, so let him be sad for a few days." ”

Dong Ping raised his head with tears on his face, and said, "What did you do last night, what else do you want to do, can you explain clearly?"

Xu Dongzhi said: "You ask grandma about this, and grandma is going to talk about you." I told you to dry the powder and use it later, but what about you, didn't you listen to your grandmother?"

Dong Ping didn't mean to hide it, he nodded and said, "Yes, I took a bottle with me, so that people can see if it's harmful." ”

Xu Dongzhi smiled and said, "Let me tell you, after a cultivator comes into contact with this medicinal powder, his meridians will be ten times larger in a moment, and he will become extremely eager to absorb the true qi of others, and even fall into a mad realm. ”

Dong Ping said lightly: "So, whether I listen to you or not, I will fall into madness?"

Xu Dongzhi smiled: "If you follow grandma's method, the situation will be slightly better." ”

Dong Ping said: "I came into contact with this medicine in the early morning, why did the toxicity only occur at night?"

Xu Dongzhi said: "Your poisoning is not serious, but when grandma found you, she smelled wine from you." If the medicine is fire, then the wine is oil. ”

Dong Ping understood, nodded and said, "How to solve this poison?"

Xu Dongzhi smiled: "There are two ways, the first is to knock the poisoned person unconscious." The second is to go with the flow. Of course, this second method is only effective for monks who possess the true qi of Kunpeng. ”

Dong Ping smiled bitterly and said, "You definitely didn't use the first method. ”

Xu Dongzhi said: "Yes, grandma has worked hard to find two people to let you smoke skills." You should

I realized that your current cultivation is not the same as before. ”

Dong Ping said with a smile: "But in the future, my cultivation will not improve an inch." ”

Xu Dongzhi frowned and asked, "How long can you live?" In less than three years, you will die of heart failure, and with this mere three years, how far can you cultivate?"

Dong Ping looked at Xu Dongzhi in a daze, Xu Dongzhi also stared at Dong Ping like this, and after half an hour, Dong Ping lowered his head and smiled with relief: "It's me who is worried about the sky." ”

Xu Dongzhi pondered for a moment and asked, "Are you afraid?"

Dong Ping smiled and said: "People are inherently dead, early and late. ”

Xu Dongzhi laughed and said, "Grandma still wants to persuade you." ”

Dong Ping said lightly: "Please speak." ”

Xu Dongzhi said: "Take your wife off, let the cuckoo accompany you for the past three years." ”

Dong Ping sneered and said, "Why?"

Xu Dongzhi smiled: "Because I like cuckoos." ”

"Do you like it?"

Xu Dongzhi muttered: "Your entanglement with others is nothing more than adding to the troubles of both parties. But Cuckoo is different, she is humble and unique......"

Will I really die in three years?

Dong Ping sat on the roof, looking at the white clouds rolling in the sky, and was distracted. Even Shen Mingyue's cold iron mask was about to reach his ears, and he didn't seem to notice it. Shen Mingyue stared at the heinous man in front of her, holding the knife, as long as she stabbed down, Dong Ping's neck would immediately appear with a scar the size of a bowl. But Shen Mingyue didn't make a move, just sighed.

This sigh also brought Dong Ping back to his senses. He looked at Shen Mingyue, didn't panic, and smiled, "Please take a seat." ”

Shen Mingyue sat next to Dong Ping, and the two were half a foot apart.

Dong Ping smiled and said, "You've taken a bath, and it smells a lot." ”

Shen Mingyue frowned and said, "You knew I was coming?"

"Hmm. ”

Shen Mingyue said in her heart: "Sure enough, he is testing me. ”

Dong Ping said again at this time: "You look much cleaner." ”

"Nonsense. Shen Mingyue said angrily.

For a long time, neither of them said anything more.

Shen Mingyue has been glancing at Dong Ping intentionally or unintentionally, she thinks that with Dong Ping's scheming, she must have expected what she was going out to do. And the reason why he rushed back with his life must be because he found something, and Dong Ping should know it. So Shen Mingyue had been expecting some guilt to appear on Dong Ping's face, but Dong Ping didn't, he had always been very calm and calm. This made Shen Mingyue feel more and more unhappy, and felt more and more hopeless that Dong Ping was hopeless.

Suddenly, Shen Mingyue only felt that her legs sank, and when she looked down, she saw Dong Ping pillowed on her legs. She was furious, and without hesitation, she pulled out the saber at her waist, and the blade was attached to Dong Ping's delicate flesh.

"Let me take a break, it's been three years, and I haven't closed my eyes properly. If you want to kill me, can you wait until I'm asleep?"

Somehow, Shen Mingyue's knife couldn't cut down for a long time. She sneered: "It seems that you still have some conscience. ”

Dong Pingtian smiled lightly and said, "The heart is not mine, and I am reluctant to let it become bad." ”

Shen Mingyue said lightly: "Should I call you Chai Guanshan or Dong Ping?"

Dong Ping said: "I have the answer in my heart, and I still have to ask more questions, which makes people feel stupid." ”

Shen Mingyue smiled and said: "Chai Guanshan, you are really ruthless, in order to return to Lin'an, you did not hesitate to steal other people's faces and steal other people's identities. ”

Dong Ping was lightly drunk, which could be regarded as a response to Shen Mingyue. Shen Mingyue's knife couldn't fall, and it couldn't be recovered. Shen Mingyue's legs were pillows or chopping boards for Dong Ping, only in Shen Mingyue's thoughts. Shen Mingyue hated Dong Ping at this time, why did she have to choose. She has always been compassionate and does not like to make choices. After a while, Shen Mingyue had an idea. She tossed the knife in the air and caught it with her toes. The tip of the knife was aimed at Dong Ping's chest, and Shen Mingyue said in her heart: "If you accidentally insert the knife into your chest, don't blame me, you chose it yourself." ”

After about an hour, Dong Ping's snoring stopped, and when he opened his eyes, what appeared in front of him was a pair of beautiful feet hidden in Shen Mingyue's boots. Shen Mingyue had already put the knife away, and she didn't know when she put it away. Dong Ping sat up and smiled contentedly, "Your leg is numb?"

Shen Mingyue rubbed her legs and said lightly: "No, it's not numb, it's frozen." ”

Dong Ping chuckled and said, "Actually, you can push me out of the room." ”

Shen Mingyue said: "This time it is regarded as repaying the kindness in the Li family's old house, and we will not owe each other in the future." ”

Dong Ping smiled and said: "Then I help you take care of Ruo'er's kindness, how should it be calculated? You left Lin'an without permission and died of five official horses, I suppressed the matter for you, how should this favor be calculated? You want to kill me for no reason, I don't blame you, how should this favor be calculated? During the time you lived in the Horse Mansion, I entertained you so much, how should this favor be calculated?"

Shen Mingyue was speechless, and after a while, she said: "You should know that I came out of Lin'an to check your details, why do you still want to help me?"

Dong Ping smiled: "You have done too much, in fact, if you want to know something, just ask me." ”

Shen Mingyue smiled: "You are really generous, well, let me ask you, where is Dong Ping's wife Meng Lian now?"

Dong Ping said lightly: "It should be dead, after all, a crazy woman can't stand it long in this world." ”

Shen Mingyue said: "Although you are ruthless in what you say, but you chose it cleanly, didn't you pick Meng Curtain away?"

Dong Ping smiled and said: "I feel upset when I look at her, why should I be unhappy?"

Shen Mingyue smiled and said, "How many times have you seen her?"

Dong Ping was silent, groaned, and said, "You are really smart. ”

Shen Mingyue said: "I heard that after Dong Ping's tragic death, his ghost appeared in that cemetery several times. I didn't take this rumor to heart at the time, but just now a thought popped into my heart, have you ever been to see her? Because of this, I want to wait for you to wake up and ask you in person. ”

Dong Ping nodded and said, "Yes, I did go to see her a few times." ”

Shen Mingyue was puzzled: "Then why don't you kill her and never suffer in the future?"

Dong Ping smiled and said: "Haven't you heard a saying that the future troubles are endless? The future troubles are endless, what kind of aftermaths can be eliminated by killing a woman?"

Shen Mingyue's eyebrows frowned slightly, and said, "You feel guilty, so when you make a comeback, you will send someone to take Meng Curtain away?" Shen Mingyue stared at Dong Ping directly, she wanted to get a positive answer from her mouth. Give herself a comfort, she is used to seeing the evil in the world, so she feels even more precious to people's guilt and remorse.

Dong Ping shook his head and said, "Didn't I already say it, when I see her face, I will be disgusted, how can I ask for trouble?"

Shen Mingyue smiled, laughing at herself for being too naïve.

Dong Ping said: "With all due respect, you are not suitable to be a fast catcher, because you are too rigid, and you will always drill the horns of the bull when you encounter problems." I didn't pick up Meng Curtain from me, wouldn't it be someone who wanted to use Meng Curtain to blackmail me?"

Shen Mingyue sneered, "Are you trying to cause trouble?"

Dong Ping sneered: "I want you to squirt." ”

"You!"

The iron mask finally came in handy, it did a good job of hiding Shen Mingyue's red face due to shame and anger. Dong Ping said: "Let me tell you again, Dong Ping was not killed by me." Saying that, Dong Ping tore open the placket, revealing the terrifying scar on his chest, and said lightly: "The heart in this is also Dong Ping's, you tell me, a dead man, how to change his heart." ”

Dong Ping's words swirled into Shen Mingyue's ears and buzzed. Dong Ping tidied up his clothes, looked at Shen Mingyue who was stunned, and said: "The reason why I tell you this privacy is because I still have a lot of important things to do, and I don't have time to do pointless entanglements with you." ”

At this time, a coquettish voice came from under the room: "Childe, there is a guest here!"

Dong Ping finally glanced at Shen Mingyue and said, "Now it's best for you to stay in the Horse Mansion, there are already many people outside eyeing you." You know, if you check me, I won't be in a hurry, but those who want to take advantage of me will be in a hurry. With that, Dong Ping jumped off the roof. Shen Mingyue looked at Dong Ping's distant back, and her heart was relaxed for no reason, but immediately, she felt very distressed.

The cuckoo and Dong Ping walked side by side, and the cuckoo pursed his lips slightly, looking a little unhappy. Dong Ping hooked the cuckoo's little hand and smiled, "What's wrong?"

The cuckoo snorted, winked at Dong Ping, and said, "Childe, your recent peach blossom luck is really very prosperous? ”

Dong Ping smiled and said, "Big beauty, how beautiful is it?"

The cuckoo snorted and said, "That girl wears a hat, and the eaves of the hat are hung with white veil, and the slave maid can't see her face clearly. ”

Dong Ping said: "If you can't see her face clearly, you can say that she is a beauty? ”

"But the slave saw her pointy, snow-white chin and a little pink lips. These alone will compare the slaves and maids. Dong Ping smiled: "For no reason, what do you compare with others?" Du Juan said with some dismay: "Last night, the slave maid thought that the son was Liu Xia Hui, but who would have thought that the son was used to eating the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and he looked down on the coarse tea and light rice of the slave and maid!" Dong Ping frowned, and shouted: "You are farting!"

The cuckoo's delicate body trembled, and tears appeared in the corners of her eyes. She knelt on the ground with a "bang" and wailed: "It's the slave who is too unruly, and she bumped into the son, and I hope the son will punish her." Dong Ping was speechless, squatted down, supported the cuckoo's leg socket, held the cuckoo's back, and hugged him. Dong Ping looked at the cuckoo in his arms with tears in his arms, and smiled helplessly: "You are a human being, a living person." What kind of delicacies from the mountains and seas, coarse tea and light rice, do you scold yourself like this? Even if I beat you and scold you, I can't let you abuse yourself. ”

Du Juan's beautiful eyes flowed, and she said softly with affection: "Childe is right, it is the slave and the maid who practice themselves, and the slave and the maid will not dare in the future." ”

Dong Ping shook his head and said, "Say no, don't say you don't dare." ”

The cuckoo nodded vigorously and said, "I won't be in the future." ”

Dong Ping smiled, hugged the cuckoo and walked forward.

The cuckoo hurriedly said: "Childe, it's almost time to get to the hall, you let me down!"

Dong Ping seemed to have a youthful heart, he laughed and said: "I don't! I also let that big beauty eat dry vinegar, so that she is also sour!"

Du Juan stopped talking shyly, she snuggled in Dong Ping's arms, feeling very relieved.

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