When Xiao Yun heard this, this first condition was easy to handle.

"Can cook?"

Haha, since accompanying Hua Feng, all kinds of barbecue picnics, all kinds of dinners, most of them are "do-it-yourself, rich food and clothing", although it is not as good as Hua Feng, but it will always be.

As for "understanding humor", "Seventeen Heroes of Martial Arts" have been together for a long time, and the most important thing is humor, and even sometimes in the face of powerful opponents, they don't forget to be humorous.

Although he rarely performs in front of others, he still has a sense of humor and a sense of humor.

Even the elm pimple like Duan Jinchao has hilarious words from time to time, not to mention that he is such a polite person?

As for the last point of this first condition - will tell a story.

Is this also a condition?

For people who have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, which one is not a lot of stories?

I don't know how many people talk about it.

Moreover, based on his own personal experience alone, he can also be used as a story to tell him for ten days and a half months, right?

Therefore, this first condition, for me Xiao Yun, is that there is no drop!

......

As for the second condition - to outperform the opponent within fifty moves.

It's hard to say this, if the opponent is as strong as Liu Piaopiao, Jiang Yaoyao, Chen Xuejuan, and Ouyang Yudai, let alone fifty moves, it is impossible to defeat the opponent even if it is five hundred moves, and maybe it will be you who will lose in the end.

However, what if Boss Hua secretly attacked with his divine sense?

As long as you don't meet a master of divine consciousness like Jiang Yaoyao, you should win properly, right?

In the world, there are thousands of charms, how many demons like Jiang Yaoyao are there?

Therefore, this second condition, for me Xiao Yun, also does not exist!

......

And the third condition - to get along as a boyfriend and girlfriend for a year, if you can't capture the heart within a year, you will have no chance at all.

Can this also be used as a condition?

With my eldest son Xiao's erudition and grace, why do you need a year?

As long as you get along day and night, as long as there is no demon like Boss Hua, three months should be enough, right?

Therefore, this third condition, for me Xiao Yun, still does not exist!

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Zeng Mengni, who looked at Xiao Yun with anxious eyes, saw that she looked confident and determined, and her heart was beating "Woo Woo", and she suddenly settled down.

Hang down and say: Look at his fearless appearance, it seems that he can meet these three conditions. Could it be that we can really hold hands and succeed?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but raise his head lightly, glanced at Xiao Yun with beautiful eyes, and saw that he was staring at him, with a hint of affection in his eyes, which was clear at a glance.

The heart that finally settled down jumped again, and an unprecedented sense of sweetness surged uncontrollably.

After many years of closed hearts, love suddenly flooded!

"Silence is better than sound at this point. ”

A young man and a woman, both immersed in it.

It's delicious, it's wonderful.

After a while, Zeng Mengni, who woke up, laughed secretly in her heart: Giggles, my eldest sister Ai, it's no wonder that my little sister is treacherous. If you want to blame, you can only blame him for being too good!

......

Compared with Xiao Yun's "three non-existences", the situation on Ran Huanyu's side is much more complicated.

It is said that it is complicated because the relationship between Ran Huanyu and Bai Jingwen is not only embarrassing, but also a little fragrant.

Although Ran Huanyu is thick-skinned enough, although he is also the same as Xiao Yun, the three conditions are simply imaginary. With the help of many brothers and their own strength, it is naturally easy to do.

But because he was so quick before, he looked at the beauty with impudence, and his rude behavior had already offended Bai Jingwen.

During the time that the two were alone, Bai Jingwen "picked his nose and eyes" to our Ran Daxia, who was tall and mighty, handsome, strong in martial arts, and had an excellent family background, ridiculed Ran Huanyu, who was useless!

......

Ran Huanyu is such a dignified, wise, and well-loved man, but she was said to be a trivial, shameless, and angry disciple. Let a man cry out in his heart, but he is speechless.

If you don't listen honestly, how can you drop?

Bai Jingwen not only has a lotus tongue, but also witty words like pearls, like the autumn wind sweeping the leaves!

Ran Huanyu couldn't interject at all, could it be that she forcibly blocked her tireless cherry mouth?

yes, why can't you do that?

Ran Huanyu is in a hurry to have wisdom and a big brain.

Anyway, the hat of "Dengzi" has been put on by her involuntarily, so why not wear it more securely?

......

Ran Huanyu, who has always been bold and reckless, is a straight person who does what he says.

When Bai Jingwen became more and more proud and energetic the more she spoke, she took a steep step closer and hugged Bai Jingwen very quickly.

A big mouth with a full manly air instantly covered that wonderful cherry mouth......

Bai Jingwen, who is in a big way to "criticize and write", never dreamed that her first kiss would be lost so inexplicably.

The sudden change and the taste of bone erosion made Bai Jingwen feel like she was electrocuted, her brain was blank, and her body was stiff like a puppet!

For a moment, the heavens and the earth were silent, leaving only a pair of young men and women whose hearts were getting wilder and wilder, and their breathing that was getting heavier and heavier.

......

After more than ten breaths, a tired bird's cry broke the silence of the night, and Bai Jingwen, who was confused, suddenly woke up.

hurriedly pushed Ran Huanyu away, and the slender jade hand immediately covered the crimson cheeks, lowered his head, stomped his feet, twisted his delicate body, and quickly ran away.

In an instant, he swept back sharply, and his beautiful eyes glanced at Ran Huanyu: "What happened just now, don't tell anyone!" After finishing speaking, this really flew away.

Only Ran Huanyu, who only left the "treacherous scheme", has endless tastes in the same place.

The face is sometimes intoxicated, sometimes smirked, sometimes proud, sometimes annoyed.

......

Obviously, his state of mind was extremely uncalm at this time.

After all, this is also his first kiss!

I couldn't even knock my jade lips open, let alone taste the fragrant tongue.

However, that little girl's cherry mouth tastes really good!

It's really strange that it is better than a delicious meal.

It's just that the time is too short, and before I can taste it, it ended hastily!

Hehe, do you dare to say that I am fluent?

If I have another chance, I really want to prove it!

......

Haha, I treated her like this, and I didn't see how angry she was, this daughter-in-law didn't seem to run away.

So quick-witted, so brave, although there are tens of millions of people, who else can I be?

Of course, you must put aside the evil of Boss Hua!

Isn't that right, that little girl went alone?

What kind of thing is this? Dare to leave Ben Fujun alone in the empty room. Uh, empty pavilion!

No, we have to return together, otherwise it will be too shameless.

After thinking about it, he spread his body and chased away.

In a few years, he was already neck and neck with the goddess in his heart, and "both husband and wife returned home"......