144.Chapter 144
Even if they are from Xin'an, they don't know much about the changes in Jiaotan.
First, Jiang Youwan is really a very picky girl, although she prefers to make wine from human blood, and she is not like the notorious Countess Bartoli in vampire legends, who will go around robbing girls and come back, stuffing them into the iron virgin to squeeze blood.
For the locals of Xin'an, although every year and a half, there are always some handsome Confucian students and the corpses of prodigal children floating up from the Jiaotan. The old pavilion chief of the township will only report that one Yeyou has drowned, even if he is a magistrate who has the intention to investigate this matter, he can only honestly shut up about this kind of non-Liuhe matter.
And Wei Ye obviously didn't have the plan to preach and establish a religion with the merits of cutting Jiao like Xu Jingyang, so he was naturally lazy to do any publicity, and in order to prevent the old Jiao of the Dangxi Jiang clan from noticing, he walked thoroughly overnight. This move is even because some Sun Xingzhi knocked down the ginseng fruit tree, and ran out of more than 100 miles overnight with Tang Monk.
Therefore, when Tao Xian's thin and bloodless body was floating in Jiaotan, Wei Ye still didn't know anything, and still sat in the trestle cart, taking pleasure in teasing his own half-demon girl and reading Taoist books. But recently he has had another piece of fun, and that is teaching the little mute.
"If you want to learn my Taoism, big brother, you naturally have to start from the basis of identifying demons and evils. "Bai Zetu" has been passed on to this day, although it is a little incomplete, but even the strange beasts in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" are almost extinct, and the lack of one or two monsters in "Bai Zetu" is not a big deal. ”
Wei Ye held the bamboo slip terminal, but he was a master who preached and taught and solved doubts, but he deliberately ignored Sima Ling, who was driving the car, from time to time: "Big brother, uncle, it's unbearable for an adult with a beard like you to pretend to be tender, little dumb, don't listen to him, just follow me and call him uncle." ”
"I'm here for the needs of work! Do you know that work needs it! The last temptation of Tang monks like the bald donkey and the priest who is rich in the Xiliang female country, and the ascetic and lustful seduction professions such as the saint beautiful boy Amakusa Shiro who makes the samurai of the island country crazy, if the people in the Taoist sect don't grow a beard of pioneer rice, can only become the protagonist of a kind of entertainment book in Jinjiang Literature City?"
"I don't understand at all, uncle, your topic has gone too far, and is it really good to instill these bad thoughts into the little mute?"
"Anyway, it has been hundreds of years since Monk Tang went to Tianzhu Nalanda Temple, and the rebellion of the Shimahara cult is even more thousands of years later, so it is not in the way to talk about it now. ”
Wei Ye waved his hand completely irresponsibly, and then spread out the bamboo slip-style terminal in his hand, and explained loudly: "The spirit of the tomb is called a wolf ghost, and the way of its change lies in the spirit in the tomb that does not disperse and makes trouble. Therefore, in Dongyue Artemisia, there are dozens of ghost officials such as the head of the Soul Gate Pavilion, the old man in Artemisia, the tomb Cheng, and the Tomb Bo, who are dedicated to guiding the soul to return to the land of Artemisia, and the soil of Artemisia is the underworld. Well, you have to write down this little mute, Dongyue Si is in charge of the underworld, and he has not changed for thousands of years, no matter when, he will always have to deal with them. ”
Teach the real names of the various mountain spirits and water monsters in "Bai Zetu", which is to lay the foundation for the little mute. Although it is a little troublesome to remember the real names and origins of a large number of ghosts and ghosts, it is also most suitable for beginners.
Although the little mute can't learn the art of "calling the name and impeaching the ghost", there is no threshold for the art of "impeaching the ghost by the name of the book".
Many alchemists with low talents have only learned this kind of impeachment method from the earth valley god and the shrine god, and they can still deal with demons and ghosts. Wei Ye didn't believe it, he was also a fairy warlock with a lot of cultivation, even if he was only a beginner, and he wouldn't necessarily be worse than those guys like Shebo when he taught a little mute.
In short, we have to let the little mute have some self-preservation ability as soon as possible, so that Wei Ye can have less worries when he fights with those wild gods, demons and ghosts.
Especially a certain immortal warlock who has kidnapped the Son of Heaven like this knows what it is like to be kidnapped, and he can't help but take precautions in advance.
Unfolding the bamboo terminal, Wei Ye broke it word by word and crumpled it to explain, and the little mute took the magnetic powder handwriting tablet that Wei Ye ordered from the Star Gate and copied it item by item. At a glance, the foundation of the official character seems to be more outstanding than Wei Ye, a folklore scholar who has been a scribe.
Raised his head by chance, looked at Wei Ye's gaze, and his smile was full of admiration, and he couldn't hide the peace and joy in his heart.
Wei Ye looked at him and said in his heart, I'm afraid that the wanted warrant is close to the truth and reverses black and white, but what kind of bullshit mountain god's bedside living bodhisattva, the dominatrix at home, disgusted with what kind of mountain god is not diligent in cultivating every day, and simply comes to eat this tender cow, which is the truth in these inverted stoves.
In the middle of the belly, Wei Ye saw the window pop up on the bamboo slip terminal: "Your friend Feng Yue sent you instant contact, do you want to access?"
Slightly stunned, the immortal warlock immediately clicked on the contact interface, and just happened to see the long-lost bird's nest-like mess coming into view: "Guest officer, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing over there?"
"It's not bad, make extra money, kill monsters, copy the cave, and recently made another payment, and I'm planning to find you to ship. ”
Wei Ye said easily, but Feng Yue listened to it with concern: "What kind of good goods? Officer, let me tell you, the news published in the recent "Eye of the Stardial" shows that there is a big man who wants to get a pill in one fell swoop, and is looking for the monster Neidan to be used as an auxiliary medicine. If you have a monster Neidan at hand, you might as well take it out and make a sum of money from him, and we will split the account in four or six, okay?"
"The cultivation methods of the Inner Dan in the world are nothing more than true and pseudo products, and most of the Qi refining and Dan inheritance that circulate in time and space are mostly pseudo products, and cultivating to the top is just a hanging of divine creatures. This is also common sense, and there are still people who are so concerned about fakes?"
"Most of the divine creatures can also walk sideways in the monomer universe, not to mention that you are not even a half-immortal now, so this is a bit too far away, right?"
"That's it," Wei Ye waved his hand, took out the bronze mirror sealed in his sleeve and waved it in front of Feng Yue, "The gold and silver wrong flower beast Wengong mirror, the dynasty is about the late Warring States period, and the standard Qin mirror style." It has the magic of the water mirror, and is powered by the condensation of the essence of the moon, and the quality can be regarded as between the first-class talisman and the magic weapon. If it weren't for the fact that this mirror is a set of mirrors, I would not have taken it out of my hands to you, preventing the complaining creditor from coming to the door through it. ”
"Well, that's a rare commodity. For those immortal warlocks who built caves and dojos, they should be considered sought-after. Okay, I'll help you out. Feng Yue looked at the bronze mirror, and then remembered the matter: "Officer, I forgot to tell you, your patent application for the mass manufacturing technology of Taiping Sticker has a little problem, well, just a little problem." ”