Text Chapter 1 The strongest face-slapping system
In 2999 A.D., the earth was unified and an organization called the World Alliance was formed, which ruled the world, and the world was peaceful from then on.
Soon, for unknown reasons, the Grand Alliance issued a series of regulations, strictly prohibiting people from pretending to be coerced, fining the lightest, suffering from prison in the worst, and even executing the death penalty.
Li Hao, a 20-year-old college student, was diagnosed with "intermittent pretending" syndrome by an authoritative doctor from the moment he was born, and as he grew older, the problem of pretending to be forced became more and more serious.
Finally, one day in his junior year, the problem of pretending to be forced broke out completely, and he pretended to be forced at a large party, and was broadcast live on the Internet, and finally experts identified it as the most serious and authoritative pretense since the establishment of the alliance, and in accordance with the regulations, he was sentenced to death and carried out quantum decomposition.
On this day, Li Hao's family and classmates all came to the center of the world, the Grand League Square, which is the size of more than a dozen football fields, and there are some spectator seats around the square.
In the middle of the square, Li Hao obediently knelt on the ground, his limbs were bound by shackles of strange materials, his face was expressionless, and he even looked at the five elders on the stage with a little playfulness.
"Li Hao, are you guilty!" a voice came from above the square.
"What a crime I have!" Li Hao was not afraid of the other party at all, and went back directly.
"Do you know that the Grand Alliance strictly prohibits everyone from pretending to be forced, and even our five elders can't go beyond the thunder pool, no matter what today, we have to give an explanation to this world!" After finishing speaking, a huge machine above Li Hao began to operate.
Accompanied by a "hiss" sound similar to thunder and lightning, the surface of the quantum decomposition machine emits a faint blue light.
"Hahahaha! Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others who can't see through it! Kill me one Li Hao, and thousands of Li Hao stand up! You can't kill Li Hao after all!" He looked up to the sky and laughed, not afraid of the death penalty in front of him.
"Damn! Damn! Execute, execute!" the elder was so angry that he kept stamping his foot and lashing out in anger.
With a loud bang, the beam of quantum decomposition fell on Li Hao as scheduled.
"Woooo
In a dark space, Li Hao's body was restored.
"Dududu, congratulations to the host for obtaining the strongest face-slapping system and becoming the master of the system." An unfamiliar voice sounded in Li Hao's ears.
Li Hao slowly opened his eyes and found a virtual screen suspended in mid-air in front of him.
"Face-slapping system?"
"Yes, as long as you pretend to be forced to slap your face, you can get Xuandian, and Xuandian can do many things on the face-slapping system, such as exchanging exercises, pills, spirit beasts, and so on. The system answered Li Hao's question.
"What kind of exercise pill, where is this?" At this time, Li Hao found himself in a dark place, and there was nothing but the system and himself.
"Your body has been destroyed on the earth, and I brought it to the fairy world, and now you are near the Zhongzhou Ancient Sword Sect in the Guanghan Immortal Realm, if you want to live, you can only keep getting stronger, and keep pretending to be slapped in the face!"
"Pretending to be forced to slap your face, do you mean that the fairy world does not prohibit others from pretending to be forced?" Li Hao was stunned, as if he had heard great news.
"Of course not. ”
"Great!" Li Hao shouted and jumped, but unexpectedly found that his physique was much better than when he was on Earth.
"So what am I going to do?"
"Keep pretending to be forced, complete the final task of pretending to be forced to slap your face, and become the demon king who slaps your face. ”
"I see, this demon king belongs to me!"
After finishing speaking, Li Hao felt that his mind was constantly appearing some basic knowledge about the immortal world and relevant information about Zhongzhou and the Ancient Sword Sect, and even the basic manipulation methods and functions of the face-slapping system.
"Great! It's just made for me!"
"System, how many mysteries do I have now?"
"Successfully pretended to be forced in the World Alliance, obtained 300 Xuan Points, successfully crossed the Immortal Realm and became a host, and obtained 500 Xuan Points, a total of 800 Xuan Points. ”
Li Hao was taken aback, and he didn't expect that he had planned to pretend to be his favorite coercion before he died, and he would also be rewarded.
"I want to exchange the exercises, the secret arts!"
"Toot toot... At present, the host is at the fifth level of the Qi refining period, and the exercises that can be exchanged are "True Yang Jue", which is of ordinary grade, and the main refining body; "Yin and Yang Jue", which is of ordinary grade, can be used to explore the ghost path for the first time; "Imperial Beast Jue", which is of ordinary grade, can be used to resist spirit beasts, and the secret techniques that can be exchanged are: Absolute Shadow Micro Step, Grade Ordinary Skill, Escape Technique, Yin Yang Qi Wave Gong, grade is of high grade, and is matched with "Yin Yang Jue". ”
Li Hao looked at the dazzling array of exercise cheats in front of him, his eyes kept rolling, and he didn't know what he was planning.
"I want to exchange the "Yin and Yang Jue", Yin and Yang Qi Wave Gong. ”
"Toot toot... If you don't have enough mysteries, you can only exchange Yin Yang Qi Wave Gong alone, or choose other secret techniques. ”
Eight hundred Xuan Points is not enough to exchange for a high-grade secret art!
"Then I want the Yin and Yang Jue and the Shadow Step!" he said decisively.
I saw that two white speeds of light suddenly appeared on the screen, which quickly sank into Li Hao's forehead and immediately spread out in his mind.
Li Hao closed his eyes and could clearly feel that the three white typings of Yin and Yang Jue were hanging in his mind, but they quickly dissipated and turned into countless white dots, which slowly fell on the sea of his mind and continued to penetrate.
Almost at the same time as the white dots penetrated, Li Hao instantly understood the five layers in front of the "Yin and Yang Jue" thoroughly, corresponding to the cultivation of the five layers of his Qi refining period, and he could even use the aura in his body as he wanted.
And the same is true of the Shadow Microstep.
"The host has successfully accepted it, and there are one hundred remaining mysteries, and it is about to exit the other space. ”
Before Li Hao could react to the meaning of the system, Li Hao only felt that his eyes lit up, and he came to the land in a blink of an eye.
This is a scene that Li Hao has never seen before, with flowers and peach orchards, green water, and an indescribable gas wafting in the air, but it is very comfortable.
Not far away, a man stopped a horse and a woman, looking at his dress, it must be a person from the legendary fairy world.
"Third Miss, my son-in-law is waiting for Miss in the Peach Blossom Pavilion thirty miles ahead, and I hope that Miss can give my son-in-law a face and go to the appointment. It was a horse-faced man who looked to be in his fifties, wearing a Taoist robe, looking like a fairy wind and chivalrous bones, with a gourd-like pendant pinned to his waist, and a long beard that grew to his stomach.
"Dao Chief, I am going to Wanjian Mountain to participate in the selection of the Ancient Sword Gate now, and I can't take time to make an appointment, I hope that Dao Chang can go to explain to the little girl, and I will definitely visit your son-in-law in the future. ”
Li Hao looked for prestige and found that the woman was gentle and elegant, with a good face, dressed generously and decently, and was called Miss Three, which is estimated to be the daughter of a rich family.
What attracted Li Hao even more was that the person who mentioned Wanjian Mountain and the Ancient Sword Gate just now was Li Hao's first target at present.
He has lived on Earth for 20 years, he has been exposed to many things, and he knows that a person's power is limited, and for a novice, the most important thing is to hold a thigh.