Chapter 122: Contradiction (I)
"Bajie, what are you doing staring at the moon?"
Zhu Tianpeng looked at Sun Wukong, who had never been in shape, and said with a smile: "This moonlight is very beautiful!"
Since Monk Sha joined, Sun Wukong rarely called Zhu Tianpeng's junior brother, and changed it to "Eight Rings". Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Lao Zhu rarely calls Senior Brother Sun Wukong, only called "Brother Monkey".
Today is August 14, and the moonlight is indeed beautiful. Lao Zhu looked at the full moon and thought of the fairy Chang'e and the girl who pounded medicine in the Moon Palace, I don't know if the medicine has replaced Princess Tianzhu now, if only Chang'e is left, how will she live every day?
Lao Zhu didn't want to go to the Moon Palace to visit the fairy Chang'e, and on the way to the west, he left the team to visit the beautiful fairy, but he was afraid that Buddhism would be annoyed. He wanted to go back to Gaolaozhuang and the Fuling Mountains to see.
At noon the next day, Zhu Tianpeng asked Tang Seng for leave.
"Wuguang, I am waiting for the journey to the west to learn the scriptures, we should be dedicated to things, and only hope to obtain the scriptures as soon as possible, how can you worry about mundane things and leave halfway?"
"Master, Lao Zhu is not leaving. Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lao Zhu wants to send a Mid-Autumn Festival gift to the master, here in the wilderness, there is no way to collect raw materials, it is inconvenient to make that gift. ”
"You have a good intention, you have received it for the teacher, the gift is unnecessary, and you can go west with the teacher with peace of mind!"
"Master, I won't delay too long, I'll be back in an hour or two at most. Now that there are senior brothers and third junior brothers, there are no monsters around here, so let Lao Zhu leave for a while, and there is no hindrance. ”
"It's okay, I'll give you leave for the teacher, but you must go back as soon as possible. ”
After Lao Zhu got the approval, he had to leave immediately. But he was dragged by Sun Wukong and asked: "Bajie, you take leave and leave, but there is a place to play? ”
Brother, don't mix everything, okay?
Zhu Tianpeng naturally refused, and wanted to leave quickly, but was held back by Sun Monkey. Lao Zhu really wanted to get rid of him and leave, but he was afraid that he would follow quietly. Sun Monkey's temperament is very strange, if you ask him to go east, he will definitely go west!
In desperation, Lao Zhu said: "Brother Monkey, you know that Lao Zhu has some means of making a living, today I want to give the master and brothers a little surprise, I need to prepare a lot of small raw materials, Brother Monkey is willing to help the best, Lao Zhu needs flour, ghee, green vegetables, frying pan, red dates, glutinous rice, ......."
"Stop! Bajie, Lao Sun still has to protect Master, such a trivial matter, you go to prepare for it, don't make noise with Lao Sun!"
Zhu Tianpeng was secretly happy in his heart, and he hurriedly flew into the clouds and disappeared.
He came to Gao Laozhuang with a cloud-piercing technique and sneaked into Gao Cuilan's boudoir.
Gao Cuilan was meditating in the room, when she heard the movement, she opened her eyes, and when she saw that it was Zhu Tianpeng, she couldn't believe it: "You, did you come back after doing something?"
Lao Zhu shook his head with a smile and said, "I haven't seen you for half a year, I'll come back to see you." ”
Gao Cuilan was surprised, and suddenly threw herself into Lao Zhu's arms, clinging to Lao Zhu's chest, very excited, and didn't speak for a long time.
Lao Zhu waited for her to ease her emotions a little, and said, "How is your cultivation progress now?"
Gao Cuilan's too innocent spirit has become small. Zhu Tianpeng has not seriously cultivated the "Taiqing Qi Refining Technique", although there are tips for various cultivation realms in the "Taiqing Dao Technique", Lao Zhu can't pass it on, so he can only tell Gao Cuilan about his understanding.
Gao Cuilan was a young lady who had not left the cabinet after all, and she was in a hurry to give her arms, and immediately became shy again, and when she left Lao Zhu's arms, her face was flushed, and her head was lowered.
Lao Zhu said: "Lan'er, I have limited time to come back this time, and I can't get along for too long, so I need you to help me do something." He told Gao Cuilan carefully about the materials needed to make moon cakes and the production process.
After Gao Cuilan heard this, she immediately called her personal maid and instructed the kitchen to start preparing for a busy meal.
Zhu Tianpeng saw that there were people to do, so he temporarily left Gao Laozhuang and returned to the Fuling Mountains.
The fame of the Jewel Pavilion is getting louder and louder, and the caves on the stone mountain are also opening more and more.
The Jewel Pavilion is open for business. Later, he found a wooden sign on the floor in front of the pavilion, which read: "Mid-Autumn Festival, special business day." ”
It seems that Shu Xueer has really eaten "The Science of Management" thoroughly, and even knows how to engage in holiday promotions!
Zhu Tiangang was also helping in the exhibition hall, he was still honest, with a smile on his face, he looked very kind, and his cultivation was already nine layers of transformation.
Jia Chuanshan greeted guests outside, bald and small-headed, ordinary in appearance, amiable. Who knew this guy was a ruthless guy who loved to use short weapons?
The demon god Elephant Mountain was also there, sitting at the door in full gear, with a pair of stern eyes scanning around. At first glance, it is a security job.
Zhu Tianpeng saw that everything was normal in the Jewel Pavilion, so he didn't show up and left quietly.
Lao Zhu returned to Gao Laozhuang, stayed for two hours, refined a furnace of Pei Yuan Dan for Gao Cuilan, took a large bag of moon cakes made by the Gao family, and left.
Before returning to the Journey to the West, Lao Zhu also held the guitar made of ordinary paulownia in his hand.
At this time, it was already evening, and Sun Wukong was about to prepare food for Tang Seng, when he saw Zhu Tianpeng, he shouted, "Bajie, you are so slow, it took a long time to return?"
Lao Zhu Liang held the moon cake in his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, you don't need to look for food, Lao Zhu has already prepared it." ”
He also shouted loudly: "Master, Senior Brother Sha, come and taste Lao Zhu's craftsmanship." ”
The three of them ate moon cakes and were full of praise.
Tang Seng said: "Wuguang, this cake has a unique shape and a sweet taste, what is the point?"
"This is a mooncake, specially made to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival. If Master likes it, Lao Zhu will make a copy every Mid-Autumn Festival. ”
"That's not necessary, monks, don't want to eat and drink. ”
Sun Wukong saw the guitar in Zhu Tianpeng's hand and asked, "Bajie, what kind of object is this, what is it for?" "I grabbed it and looked at it over and over again.
Zhu Tianpeng took back the guitar, played it twice, and said with a smile: "You are eating moon cakes, I will play this gourd qin to open your eyes." ”
"When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky,
I don't know what year the heavenly palace is?......"
It's a pity that only Tang Seng can appreciate Zhu Tianpeng's performance, Sun Wukong and Sha Monk are not interested, Sun Wukong is still noisy, which makes Lao Zhu's desire to perform greatly reduced, and he stopped after playing a song "When Will the Bright Moon Come".
When Zhu Tianpeng wanted to stuff the guitar into the suitcase that Monk Sha was carrying, Lao Sha had an opinion: "Second Senior Brother, it's just a joke, how can you put it in your luggage?"
Lao Zhu said: "Senior Brother Sha, this is not a joke, but a guy who can mix rice and eat." When you get to the bazaar, Lao Zhu lets you see what magic it has. ”
Half a month later, the Journey to the West team passed through a human bazaar.
Zhu Tianpeng held the guitar and led Tang Seng and others to set up a scene in the market.
Lao Zhu stood in the middle, "Ladies and gentlemen, the four of us and our masters and apprentices went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, passed through the precious land, and because the money was exhausted, we performed here." Those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money help a personal field. If there is any rudeness, please forgive me!"
Clearing his throat, he began to pluck the strings and play the guitar.
Where had the people in the bazaar seen such a scene?
"What kind of instrument is this? ”
"It's not a pipa, it's not a piano, I've never seen it, but I can still get into my ears. ”
Zhu Tianpeng didn't care about these disturbances, he had already thought about what song to play, and began to sing:
"Everyone says that parting is bitter, and Yangguan sings it through the ages;
The waning moon is still there, who dances on the willow bank?
Everyone says that they are lovesick and bitter, and they want to tell who they want to see through the autumn water;
Banzhu tears complained, and the rain hit the pear blossoms and listened to the sadness!"
After singing a song "Yangguan Three Stacks", the people applauded. Zhu Tianpeng hurriedly put down the guitar and walked towards the onlookers with a purple gold bowl. When Sun Wukong saw it, he snatched it and walked towards the crowd curiously.
When people see Sun Wukong, they just think of him as a juggling monkey, and someone really gives money, "Such a clever monkey, it's so cute!"
Sun Wukong thought it was fresh and fun, and he didn't care about it for a while.
Someone in the back laughed and said, "Monkey, turn over and let me take a look, and give you more rewards." ”
Sun Monkey immediately exploded, his eyes widened with anger, and he shouted sharply: "Ignorant mortals, dare to play with your grandfather Sun?"
The funny man was stunned for a moment, and then he howled, "Monster!"
It didn't matter what this shouted, the crowd dispersed, and the lively market disappeared in an instant, leaving only four people and one horse in place.
Lao Zhu was dumbfounded, and said sadly in his heart: "It's over, my career as an artist!"
Afterwards, Tang Seng scolded Sun Wukong fiercely, and even Zhu Tianpeng was reprimanded.
Sun Wutian was annoyed, so he smashed Zhu Tianpeng's guitar to pieces!
"Why did you smash Lao Zhu's gourd qin?" Lao Zhu was depressed in his heart, this monkey didn't even say a word, and actually smashed the guitar?
"You rammer, you made a fool of Lao Sun in front of others, and you were scolded by the master, you still dare to yell at Lao Sun?"
Zhu Tianpeng also blamed Sun Wukong for sabotaging his roadshow, and also said angrily: "If you don't keep quiet, who knows that you are a monster?"
As soon as he heard the monster, Sun Wu became anxious, and shouted, "Angry old Sun Ye!" took out the golden hoop stick and hit Zhu Tianpeng.
Lao Zhu did not show weakness either, and showed the seven-star gun.
There was a loud sound of "ping-pong", the two of them were fine, and Tang Seng was so scared that he sat on the ground, so angry that Tang Seng couldn't speak clearly: "You, you ......"
Monk Sha hurriedly helped Tang Seng up and shouted, "Senior brother, second senior brother, don't frighten Master!"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Tianpeng are like bullfighting, you stare at me, I stare at you, and no one will back down.
Sun Wukong is a person who can't help but be angry, and he can't fight in front of his master, so he rushes into the mountains and forests to mess around.
Zhu Tianpeng felt aggrieved in his heart, and also rushed into the mountains and forests, and said to Sun Wukong: "What are you angry at the trees, mountains and rocks? Old Zhu is not happy, go to the sky, let's vent with guns and sticks?"
Sun Monkey didn't care what kind of mountains and forests or the sky, the stick swept towards Zhu Tianpeng.
Lao Zhu stood up, went up to the sky, and faced the Sun Monkey who caught up with him is a fierce bayonet.
Sun Monkey swept away the seven-star spear with a stick, and the golden hoop stick slashed at Zhu Tianpeng with his head and face. He didn't care where the seven-star spear was pointing, and he hit Lao Zhu's head with more than a dozen shots in a row.
The furious Sun Wukong was very terrifying, Lao Zhu did not dare to attack with a gun, so he could only hold a seven-star gun to resist. At once, twice, he was smashed more than a dozen sticks in a row, he was enraged, and roared: "Sun Monkey, are you really here?"