Chapter 499: Hada's Dilemma 2
Hada: "Because Huishan City has been occupied, occupied by a group of demonic beasts! And I, the lord of this place, can only hide in this cave, for fear that the group of demonic beasts will find out and eat me!"
"Do you think this is ridiculous?"
Lu Yan: "If you can't win the battle yourself, can't you still invite someone?"
Hada: "No money, no invitation!"
"When I was guarding the land, the reason why I was in such a hurry to leave was because our family's ancestor was hanging! And those of us who rushed back were nominally to see him off, but in fact it was to separate the family!"
Everyone feels that they have less share, and others have taken advantage of themselves! So they have been dragging on for a few years, and they have not divided a charter that satisfies everyone!"
"And at this time, my father hung up, and my charter came out! The son succeeded his father, so my territory was taken back by the family, and I was sent here without even taking a single seed! So not to mention having the money to hire someone to do things, it would be good to be able to keep myself from starving to death! So, I'm tied here now, and I'm trying to get money to get rid of it!"
Lu Yan: "Find a way to make money?"
Hada: "What's the way? Don't you see, there's no business!"
Lu Yan: "You just rely on this to make money?"
Hada: "Then what else can I do? Those soldiers under my command are all from road bandits! I myself am also a thief! You say that if we don't steal or rob, what other way can I go?"
Oh! That's reasonable!
Lu Yan: "Have you ever thought about coming back to mess with me?"
Hada: "Hey, Brother Yan, you want to be the lord of this place, no problem! I'll find someone to testify immediately, prepare the transfer of ownership, and immediately pass over the territory to you!"
Lu Yan: "Fuck off, I want you to fuck a bird in this mess, Lao Tzu doesn't have that idleness, no kung fu, no energy to accompany you to play this thing!"
"Listen, if you want to mess with me, then I'll help you solve all the problems here! Then you can turn all the areas in the mountain city that you can control into factories and help me produce things, how about it?"
Hada: "Uh, Brother Yan, what you want me to produce, it can't be contraband, right? If it's those things, I really can't eat the fruit on this road!"
"Because my family has begun to change drastically, and I don't have much influence anymore! If I had the courage to play before, now, I really can't afford to play!"
After hearing this, Lu Yan said a little angrily:
"What about prohibited items! My goods are only supplied to my daily supermarket and guardian place, as well as the royal family and several major families! What about the things that other family forces can't ask for, do you think my products are contraband?"
After hearing this, Hada also said with a golden light: "Uh, Brother Yan, are you so awesome now?"
Lu Yan said quite complacently: "Of course! Do you think I'm a fool like you? The director has no brains, and he likes to think he is smart, and he always does some stupid things without a brain! Idiots are like you, and they can be regarded as God's favor for you!"
Hada: "Ahem, Brother Yan, you can't say that! Many roads need to be tried before we can know if they can be followed? I suddenly have a flash of inspiration to try it, in fact, to find a suitable path for more people! I can only be regarded as a pioneer, not stupid!"
Lu Yan: "The pioneers of the people are logical and plan to act, instead of dying like you! I told you to stealthily attack a demon and stab him in the waist! And you, you idiot, actually thought about feeding poison to the demon! And when you fed it, others found out! What are you doing when you are not looking for death?"
"How many times can a bottle of poison wipe a dagger? A demon that you can stab to death with a single poison dagger, and you even want to feed him a bottle of poison? Not to mention whether you can feed it or not, even if you are poured, the gap between this bottle of poison and a drop that can wipe out the dagger, have you ever thought about how much you have lost?"
When Hada heard this, his face turned red and he said, "Ahem, isn't this a flash of inspiration? People have to test what they want before they can find the right path!"
Lu Yan: "You maggot creature with a brain also deserve to have this magical thing with a flash of inspiration? Your curiosity called evil fun is making you do this idiotic stupid thing out of control!"
"People like you are called firecrackers in the dung pit, and they are the same thing as the sticks!"
"People can get out after making, but you will blow up in the dung pit! In addition to blowing up the all over the sky, you will also destroy yourself in an instant, and there is no scum left! I don't see any value except for harming others and yourself!"
Hada: "Ahem, Brother Yan, do you have a lower evaluation of me?"
Lu Yan: "Then tell me, in addition to being casual, what other characteristics do you have?"
Hada: "Well, the IQ is quite high, and the person is also very handsome!"
Lu Yan: "Then do you want me to pay for a duck shop and let you be the head of the team in it?"
Hada: "Ahem, no! Although I am very confident in this aspect, I am more strict with my partner in that aspect!"
Lu Yan: "Fuck off, what's the matter, do you want to mess around?"
Hada: "Okay, Brother Yan, what do you say!"
Lu Yan: "That's okay! I'll be the head in the future, you will seriously implement what I say, don't give me a flash of inspiration, and take my words as wind in your ears again!
Hada: "Okay! You're the boss now, whatever you say! Brother Yan, I'll call you the boss in the future!"
Lu Yan: "Hmm, why?"
Hada: "Because I want to live! You can see my current situation, in the eyes of the common people, I am still a person with a family, but as long as the people who know a little know are clear, I am alone! There are so many hyenas on the surface, and how many jackals have ever been in the family!"
"It's just that the current group of brutes are waiting for me to make the cake before they come to share the food! My current territory is just an empty shell, so they naturally have to wait patiently!"
"When I do it, they'll come! The more I do it, the faster I'll die! I know it! But can I give it all up?
"Because I gave up all this, I'm going to die soon!"
"And my people will die with me!"
"Because I don't manage this territory, there are people who want to run this territory! And as the owner of this territory, it is natural that he should disappear, and stop blocking other people's financial paths!"
"But Brother Yan, you appeared, although I don't know how strong you are now, but you can squat in the imperial capital and have business dealings with the royal family, which means that you are not easy to mess with!"
"And if I call you boss, it shows that I am not alone now, but someone behind me! Whoever touches my territory and wants my life must look at you!"
"The person who gives you face will naturally not move me! The person who doesn't give you face moves me, even if I am unlucky! The boss changes a talisman, so sell and buy, it's worth it!"
"What's the matter? Brother Yan, you don't mind if I use your reputation to survive, do you?"
After listening to Hada's words, Lu Yan was really a little shocked!
He really couldn't have imagined that one of his buddies would be so badly mixed! Living under the gaze of others like walking on thin ice is really a fucking thing!
Lu Yan: "Okay! If you want to borrow your name, you can borrow it! But you have to be careful of the people of the Chen family of the Mage Alliance, because I am such an enemy now, and the means are 10 points, you have to be careful!"
"But as long as you produce my goods and connect them to the Guardian Land, then they won't have the courage to come to you for trouble! After all, as long as you have a reputation related to the Guardian Land, then whoever comes to trouble you will have to weigh whether you can pass this level of the Guardian Land!"
Hada: "Okay, I'll watch the boss arrange for you!"
Lu Yan: "The arrangement is as it should be, and you can do it! Otherwise, why should I accept this little brother of yours for it? I didn't let you dig out the dung, it's good, you still don't have to do anything, just sit and enjoy the blessings? It's wrong for your heart!"
Hada: "Ahem, boss, I don't have any experience in this area, do you see if it..."
Lu Yan: "Fuck off! What kind of lord are you if you have no experience? You have been a lord for almost two or three years, do you know how to hide in the toilet to dig out dung, maybe hide in the castle to give birth? Otherwise, how can you not even have any management experience? I don't want to listen to bullshit, if you want to live, work hard for me, otherwise you let others take turns to rob and castrate and slaughter, and you deserve it!"
Hada: "Well, boss, what do you say, but can you send a butler to me? I used to do everything by a butler, but now I don't even have a butler here, I'm not used to it!"
Lu Yan: "Hey, you still need a housekeeper! Then do you need me to send a female secretary to you? Do you have something to do with the secretary, but nothing to do with the secretary?"
Hada: "And this job?"
Lu Yan: "Get out! Look at which pit is deep, you jump down, I'll help you fill in the soil!
Hada: "Ahem, you don't need to be so ruthless, right?
Lu Yan: "Don't drip so much nonsense, let me ask you, what kind of thing is the demonic beast that occupies your city?"
Hada: "... A group of pig monsters, pig-shaped monsters, they are not pigs, they are monsters!"
Lu Yan: "Heh! You just beat up a bunch of pigs? And robbed your home? Where do you live? You really have you! Don't tell anyone that you have teamed up with me, and I really can't afford to lose this person!"
Hada: "What's wrong with the pig?