Chapter 37: A Wonderful Monkey King Story (Must See, Spoilers)
No, tomorrow I will ask my grandfather to write a letter to his friend, the first chief writer in China, and ask him to publish an editorial in an authoritative newspaper that has resounded all over the country, on whether Xueba is the future of society or whether the puppet who can only fight and kill and the star who eats by his face is the future of society, and the object of worship of the majority of beauties must be Xueba rather than those who can only fight and kill, and stars who eat by their faces.
Don't worry, we have a future!
Several top students encouraged each other and warmed each other, their eyes showed a resolute look, the future is theirs, they are the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning.
But those boys with average grades adore Sun Wukong at the moment, they are like Minions finding the boss, and they finally feel that they have found the object of worship.
Sun Wukong can not only play, but also play better than the stars on TV, and he is very handsome, and he can also pick up girls, which is amazing!
Looking at this female police officer with a first-class figure and appearance, Teacher Huang suddenly began to feel inferior, and she quietly looked at her chest.
It's just that a female teacher next to her patted her on the shoulder, "I think a learned woman is the most beautiful, be confident." ”
Teacher Huang was moved to tears, "Teacher Zhao, thank you. ”
At this moment, Su Mei was depressed and rolled her eyes, this public teasing of the police flower, actually in front of me, hum.
"Your beautiful classmate is angry, don't be flamboyant, but I've put away your business card, and if I'm bullied by the bad guys, I'll call you. The beautiful policewoman laughed.
"By the way, my name is Tan Mei. The beautiful cop blinked.
It's another plum, Sun Wukong smiled, "Officer, spare me, you still want me to protect, my three-legged cat, it's almost impossible to protect yourself." ”
Tan Mei laughed, smiling extremely sinisterly, "Whoever believes it, you can pretend, I'm going to help deal with things, I'll contact you, hum." ”
Tan Mei walked away and went to help the officers deal with the scene.
There are quite a lot of things, such as briefings, preparing to record confessions, and so on.
At this time, there were quite a few police cars outside, at least dozens, and the sound of sirens was constant, and there were constantly police officers entering and leaving.
It's really troublesome, Sun Wu fantasized.
He really wanted to slip away.
But where is it, there are police everywhere, and there is nowhere to escape, like a net from heaven and earth.
In the end, everyone was taken to the police station to record their statements.
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"You say, where did you learn your martial arts, why did you make a move, why did you kill those people?"
This is the beautiful police officer who took the initiative to ask for help, because she was at the scene and familiar with the situation.
"I, no, officer, I came to dinner with my classmates, I met the bad guys, I was so scared, I was nervous and suddenly lost consciousness, and later, when I saw those bad guys going to attack the beauties and poison their flower-like bodies, I was indignant and asked them not to do it, and later, they didn't do it, but later, they!"
"Stop, you said at the time, let the bad guys go and have a room with the beautiful women later, don't touch them indiscriminately, don't you? You just wanted to delay the time, you wanted to kill them later, didn't you, you were brewing kung fu at that time? What kind of kung fu are you practicing, you have to brew for so long?"
"I said, Officer Tan, it's okay to be serious, although I'm very handsome, but you can't dress me up like a hero like this, this, being a hero, lonely, hey, eternal loneliness, you don't know, I don't want to be a hero, I really don't want to, it's too lonely!
I really wanted to drag it at the time, I asked them not to touch it, because I was worried that if a beautiful woman with a strong temperament was touched, she would run away like crazy on the spot, and then, the villains would suddenly kill them. What I'm thinking about is that if it drags on for a while, maybe, our brave police elite will come later, and they will appear on the colorful auspicious clouds and kill all the bad guys, haha. ”
"You are not honest, do you want me to violate discipline and extract a confession, you must know, this is the police station, hmph, no one can tell lies in front of the police. Later, when the villain took us to open the house, if you can't fight, you dare to come out, I don't believe it, hum. The beautiful police officer Tan Mei was angry.
"Really, no, I was waiting for the police to come, and later, when I saw those villains going to take you and the beauties to open a room, I was jealous in my heart, and I thought it would be great if I took you to open a room, at that time, I really wanted to be a bad guy, of course, you can't write this into the confession, I think the two of us are familiar with telling you what the man is thinking. But I'm not a bad person, I have a sense of justice, and the bad guy will go to jail, or be killed, and be scolded, despised and stinked by the neighbors for thousands of years.
So I overcame the emotion of being a bad guy, I wanted a beautiful woman, I grabbed it directly, and I grabbed it from the bad guy!
I also felt later that there were so many beauties who were bullied by those five big and three rough villains, and maybe a few of them were going to commit suicide afterwards, what a pity!
I came out on impulse, and when I came out, I realized that I was too impulsive, there were a lot of bad people, and I had a gun, hey, there was a knife on the head of this color!"
"Yes, you were going to form a girl group, but several beautiful women didn't go with you, they went to have sex with the bad guys, you still didn't give up, you wanted to duel and rob the beauty, you knocked over one with one punch, knocked over the other with a stick, and then, then, those bad guys shot, and you killed most of them!"
"This, wronged, beauty, Officer Tan, I didn't kill those people, after I came out at the time, I realized that I was wrong, heroes are not so easy to be, although I looked at you like flower beauties, to be ruined by the villains, a little reluctant, so I rushed out, but I am not a hero, I will not fight!
I just messed around with the boss, but he spoke easily, so he let a few beautiful women volunteer to accompany those villains, and I could only continue to protect the rest who didn't want to be poisoned by them, but a villain punched me, and at this time, a voice sounded in my ear, and hit me. As a result, boom, the man fell. The second villain rushed in, and suddenly I had an extra stick in my hand, and a voice shouted, "Hit, and I hit him," and the man fell. Then, the bad guy shot, and I was stunned, and then I didn't know. Sun Wukong said innocently.
The eyes are extremely pure, and the police flower seems to believe it.
However, Tan Mei didn't just make her debut, she suddenly slapped the table, "Hmph, I don't believe it! You dare to fool this policeman, you are still a police officer, a beautiful police officer! Hmph! You are too bold!"
"You've read too many novels!" Tan Mei shouted.
"That's right, it's just that I've read too many novels, and you say, is this what, possessed, or reborn!" Sun Wukong said.
"Then later, the boss fought you, and you flew out, and you were also possessed?" Tan Mei said.
"Yes, I didn't know anything at the time, but then I woke up and was in the restaurant, just, you know what happened next!" Sun Wukong said.
Tan Mei looked at him, and suddenly smiled charmingly, "Later, you came in to distribute beauties, aren't you, how are you going to arrange me, my master?"