Chapter 82: Sneezing
"Ah......hh Ahh
The middle-aged doctor didn't understand what Bian Que meant, and wanted to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth, his nose suddenly became extremely sore, and then he sneezed.
"Ahh
The middle-aged doctor sneezed and felt that the inside of his nose was still very itchy, so he sneezed again.
"Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze......"
The more he sneezed, the more sour his nose became, and the middle-aged doctor's tears flowed down instantly, as if he had been beaten and cried, tears rained down, and then continued to sneeze.
And the most terrible thing is that as soon as this sneezing starts, it suddenly can't stand it, the more you sneeze, the more sour the nose becomes, the more you have to sneeze,
Moreover, sneezing is uncontrollable, once it starts, it can't be stopped at all, the middle-aged doctor is like a cow with a chili pepper nose, standing there and not listening to the sneezing, he can't stand it for more than ten times in a row, not to mention the tears flowing, the whole person knelt on the ground at that time, extremely uncomfortable.
Wang Fei's eyes widened, of course he knew that this was a method made by Master Bian Que, but this was too powerful, he didn't know it, he didn't see what Master Bian Que did, and as a result, the middle-aged doctor kept sneezing, if he learned this kind of method, wouldn't he die of happiness in the future?
Look at which opponent is not pleasing to the eye, God unknowingly give him a look, let him not listen to the sneezing, until tears, life is better than death, think about it is relieved.
Sometimes, when I slap each other's mouths, I actually don't feel angry, because it hurts.
Even, if you kill him, it's not as cool as you think, because there is an old saying that the greatest pain is not death, but life is better than death.
If you can't stop sneezing, it's definitely worse than death.
Everyone has caught a cold, Wang Fei doesn't know how others are, but he has a deep understanding that when he has a cold and runny nose and is uncomfortable, he will occasionally sneeze two or three times in a row, which is actually quite refreshing at that moment, but the nose is also painful, and there is a feeling that he even wants to sneeze out his brain together.
It's just three sneezes in a row, if it's ten in a row, it will definitely die of pain, and my head feels like it's going to explode.
If you can't stop sneezing him for one or two hundred, or even thousands, in a row, it is estimated that when the sneezing stops, people will faint, and when they wake up, they will not be an idiot, but also a retard.
The crowd was dumbfounded, and they didn't see anything wrong at first, but the middle-aged doctor was about to block the way, but the three people stopped.
Originally, everyone thought that there was going to be a fight, but the three people stood there and did not move, and did not speak, just when everyone did not know why, the middle-aged doctor sneezed,
It's okay to hit one or two, I can't stop, I've been sneezing, and in the blink of an eye, I've been sneezing twenty or thirty, and every time I sneeze, it's the kind that is very hard, and I will shake my face hard during the sneezing process.
The crowd was dumbfounded, what's going on?
Looking at the situation, the sneezing has not stopped, and it is impossible to destroy everyone for a while.
"Xiaofei, let's go. ”
Seeing that the middle-aged doctor had received this kind of punishment, Hua Tuo couldn't help but glance at Bian Que, but sighed and didn't say anything, but looked at Wang Feidao.
"Hmm. ”
Wang Fei watched the man sneeze continuously, his heart was refreshed, he nodded and gently stretched out his hand to push the middle-aged doctor aside, and then took the two old immortals and strode away outside the hotel.
The middle-aged doctor was already sneezing and stunned, Wang Fei pushed him, but he didn't respond, and he couldn't stop the person when he left, so he stood in the hall and kept sneezing.
"Mighty and mighty!~"
At this moment, there was a siren outside the door of the hotel, and the hotel staff reacted, this must be an ambulance.
Several hotel staff looked at each other, and then one person couldn't help but say,
"Just in time the ambulance came, or we will ...... him"
The man paused at this, pointed to the middle-aged doctor, and continued,
"Now the patient is fine, the doctor is wrong, the ambulance is coming, let's take him to the hospital. ”
"Okay!~"
This opinion was agreed by everyone, and many guests also nodded and said,
"If you sneeze like this, sooner or later you will get something wrong, so go to the hospital quickly. ”
Seeing that everyone agreed, several staff members went up and picked up the middle-aged doctor, rushed out of the lobby, and sent him to the ambulance.
The middle-aged doctor's eyes were already tearful and swollen, and he couldn't speak if he wanted to, and he sneezed as soon as he opened his mouth.
The doctor in the ambulance, as soon as he pushed the car door, saw the patient sent over, quickly took out the stretcher, carried the person into the car, and then hurriedly asked the hotel staff,
"What's the situation?"
"Sneezing non-stop. ”
"Sneezing non-stop, what's this?"
Several of the doctors in the ambulance were confused, having never heard of such symptoms.
"How do we know, let's send it to the hospital quickly, otherwise the first patient in history who sneezes and dies will appear in our Huaxia. ”
"Let's go, let's go. ”
The two doctors checked it and found that the patient was still wearing a white coat, but he didn't expect that he was also a doctor, but it was quite pitiful, this sneeze was really frequent enough, from their medical point of view, if it continued like this, it would soon threaten the patient's life.
The ambulance closed the door and quickly drove away.
......
Wang Fei and the two old immortals naturally heard the sound of the ambulance, but they didn't know that the middle-aged doctor had been sent to the hospital.
Even if they knew, they would only pick up a joke.
Wang Fei drove a taxi, and the two old immortals went straight to the Tongjiang Bridge.
I just apprenticed today, so naturally I can't neglect the two masters, and Wang Fei is ready to send the two masters back to the Yinhe Road.
While driving, Wang Fei couldn't help but ask,
"Master Bian Que, that person won't sneeze and die. ”
Bian Que shook his head lightly,
"If you can't die, if you fight 1,500 times, it will naturally stop, but although you can't die, if you want to return to normal, I'm afraid it will take a year and a half. ”
"It's so miserable. ”
Wang Fei's heart jumped, he had been sneezing for so long, although he had never tried it or heard of it, but he felt terrible when he thought about it, and he probably had to knock his nose off.
The taxi soon came to Yinhe Road, and it was getting late at this time, and Wang Fei realized that it turned out that Heavenly Court also had day and night.
The two old immortals got out of the car, Wang Fei also got out of the car, and after saying goodbye to the two old immortals, he drove the taxi back to Tongjiang Bridge, thinking that he had not seen peace of mind in the past two days, so he was ready to go to Changqing University.
At this time, it is just the time to finish the evening class quietly.