He remembered that in the Yaochi Wonderland, there was a small lake, and the lake was called Daming Lake, and there was a little girl living on the shore of Daming Lake.

She is a niece of the Queen Mother, named Xia Yuhe, who has no princess status, is lonely and lonely, and reads a book there.

The name of the book is called, The Legend of the West Chamber, and the little girl's mind is full of stories of talented and beautiful women.

I'm also bored, when I'm guarding Pan Taoyuan, I go to chat with her if I'm fine, talk, and I'm okay with her to write poems or something.

The little girl's eyes showed admiration, she and she were so happy on the shore of Daming Lake every day.

I wish I could do it forever.

However, the hateful queen mother, after destroying the good deeds of the mortal boy and the weaver girl called the Cowherd, actually searched for and arrested in the palace, posted notices, and was not allowed to fall in love in the palace, not to have private contact between boys and girls, not to go to the canteen to eat together, and so on.

I couldn't go to Daming Lake to find Xia Yuhe, I was very bored, so I remembered what Yuhe said about the peach banquet, and I went to the peach banquet.

Later, later, later, that's it.

I haven't seen him for many years, and I actually forgot what Yuhe looks like.

"Rain Lotus!"

"Great Sage!"

The two of them hugged each other tightly.

Maybe it was because the feeling of that beauty just now was still there, Sun Wukong moved a little, and when his hand touched Xiaohe's chest, he couldn't help but start rubbing it.

It's a familiar feeling.

"You, you hate it, you used to always lie to me and say to give me a massage, but as a result, you just press me here, hmph, now it's getting bigger and bigger, what to do, my previous clothes can't cover it. ”

"That's just going to make you new clothes. Sun Wukong remembered, it was indeed like this, those days were so ecstatic.

He continued to rub, their temperature was rising, his hand down, down, down Xiaohe's tender lower abdomen, down.

"You're so annoying, I used to say that I was going to the forest to explore, I thought it was really going to the forest, but as a result, you're like this, you're so annoying. Xiaohe gasped.

Sun Wukong had already gagged her, "The expedition must not make a sound, otherwise, it will be troublesome if the Queen Mother is alarmed." ”

His hand continued, downward, towards the forest.

It was just that at this moment, a strange sound appeared in the air above their heads.

......

"Who, so noisy!" Sun Wukong was depressed.

Although it is said that when he recovers his memory and returns, many demons and monsters will know about it, and of course the gods, Buddhas and Jade Emperors will also know.

However, if you come out so late, you probably won't be a good person, and a good person won't be scary in the middle of the night.

He doesn't even look at it, and he is probably a bad person.

He looked at Xia Yuhe, "Xiaohe, you hide, I'll take you home after I finish fighting these monsters." ”

"Well, if the master thinks those people don't deserve your shot, I'll come. Xiaohe said softly.

No one can see that she is a demon-level master with extraordinary abilities.

Of course Sun Wukong knows that this quiet little girl is on the shore of Daming Lake, in addition to reading idle books and the West Chamber, she also looks at the three thousand treasures of the Queen Mother.

And then every time I learn martial arts with her, always, always, forget it, I don't want to, I feel faceless when I think of Sun Wukong.

"Come down, stop pretending in the air, I've seen it. Sun Wukong shouted without looking at the air.

There, at this moment, a huge black dragon was there pretending to be there, posing in a cool pose, waiting for Sun Wukong to be afraid.

When I heard this, I lost my temper.

"Let's go, go down!" said Liu Mo Wang on the side.

Whoa, they fell together, and there were four other people who fell with them.

At this moment, the black dragon has also become a human form, but it is a little black, and there are tattoos on his arms and back.

Those few are the Dapeng bird spirits, lion camel monsters, black dragon monsters, and macaque spirits. They haven't been very good over the years, so sometimes they follow their eldest brother Liu Mo and come as soon as they shout.

"I said, you three don't study well, you see, I have learned well, now I work in a nightclub every day, earn this 100 yuan a day pocket money, labor income, peace of mind, you still gang up like this, fox friends and dog friends, it's really bad, besides, you should also go to school, in this era, no knowledge is absolutely impossible, there is no future and future. ”

When Sun Wukong saw these former brothers, he felt a lot.

"your mother's. "The black dragon was the first to export.

"Black Dragon, you're getting more and more uneducated. Sun Wukong sighed, "At that time, when I was the Monkey King, I told you that I wanted you to read more books, so that you could be my prime minister in the future, otherwise I would be Qi Tian, you are good, for fear that I will call you to read, you pretend to go to the city bookstore to buy books, you actually ran far, far away, and you didn't come to help me when I fought with the Jade Emperor." And you, when I fought with the Jade Emperor, where did you all go at that time, saying, do you remember the name of the sworn ceremony, where is the agreement to live and die together, hum?"

Sun Wukong said a little calmly.

"This, seventh brother, I went to study art at that time, and the master was not allowed to go down the mountain. The black dragon snorted.

"We had something, something at the time. ”

"I have something, something!"

A few guys defended themselves for a while, wanting to get rid of it, Sun Wukong understood that these people couldn't help, and he was sorry that he had sent them so much delicious food and drink from heaven at the beginning.

Sun Wukong turned around, "You guys go, don't say you know me." ”

"Go, yes, you have to promise the eldest brother a condition to let him eat that Tang monk meat. The black dragon said.

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Hey, Black Dragon, you are getting more and more unproductive, you said that you would be with me for 10,000 years, but then I left temporarily, and you went to follow the stupid cow, you said that you are too undisciplined." ”

"Seventh brother, yes, you were very popular at the beginning, you were the Monkey King, and you went to the Heavenly Palace to be an official, we followed you to have hope, so we followed you, isn't it. But it's good for you to fight with the Jade Emperor. It's okay to fight, you still lose, and it's nothing if you lose, really. We didn't go to see you, of course we were afraid of being implicated, isn't it, that guy from the Jade Emperor is so narrow-minded, if we look at you, we won't believe it if we don't get killed by the Jade Emperor.

You later learned the scriptures, we think we can still rely on it in the future, but, you actually had a stiff fight with Tang Seng, and disappeared, and almost dissipated, why do we mess with you, isn't it? Over the years, it has been Brother Niu who has taken care of our little brother, and his only wish is to eat Tang Seng meat, how can we not help him, isn't it, you said how wrong you are, Brother Niu wants to eat Tang Seng, but you help Tang Seng, Tang Seng is the one who killed you, you forgot?"

Sun Wukong listened a little depressed.

It's just that his mind suddenly remembered the story of himself and Tang Seng in that mountain.

That beautiful woman was infatuated, but the monk ran over, and with a palm, my god, that palm, actually had the same tricks as Rulai.

Pity that beauty, all of a sudden, it's gone.

Where the spirit has gone, I still don't know.

Isn't he just trying to follow her, but as a result, he threw out his own golden hoop stick, boom, and he was gone.

It turned out that this is how he left the path of learning scriptures.

But why were those later scripts written like that, they must have been fake, made up.

Didn't a great writer say that the history of Huaxia is the history of cannibalism, and he and the white bone spirit were eaten, and then they were whitewashed and peaceful, and some fake stories were made up to coax the world.

What a high monk, a great virtue, what a teacher is kind and filial piety, it's all fake, as long as I come back, Sun Wukong wants to go crazy again at this moment.

"What's wrong with him?" the monsters looked at Sun Wukong and asked King Liu Mo.

"I don't know, I only recognized him tonight, he is very strange, one moment with that Tang Sen like a passerby, and a while to help him, it's really nerve, is he really crazy?" Liu Mo Wang said.

"Crazy, I think crazy too, I used to think he was like a dog, now I feel more like a mad dog!" said the macaque. "Yes, yes, he's a mad dog!" haha, and the lion monster laughed.

"I feel like we can get him back to himself and sell him to the circus. Dapeng said seriously.

"I just don't know the crazy monkey, don't you?"

"Enough of you, you ungrateful monsters, I was so good to you that day. Sun Wukong said coldly, "The grudge between me and Tang Sen is a matter between me and him, and you are not qualified to intervene, but if you want to eat him, you can't." ”

"Do you want to eat it yourself? By the way, you know best, if you eat Tang Seng's golden cicada, you can become a true god, not a demon, this demon body, there will never be another one, and you will be immortal, and your face will last forever, haha." Liu Mo Wang laughed.

"Don't look at me with your dirty thoughts, I have been a five-good young man since I was a child, a model in the class, I will not tolerate you eating people, no, just no, you want to eat, ask my stick!" Sun Wukong raised the stick in his hand.

"Haha, haha, a flash stick, you, you're so funny, you're going to Bai Ling's concert tomorrow, haha. The black dragon demon haha said.

"Bai Ling, concert?" Sun Wukong sneered, I want your life.

Boom, he hit it with a stick.

The rod began to grow infinitely, as if it were like the divine needle in the Dragon Palace that day.

"Let's get on it together!" a few youkai looked at and rushed up.

However, the tremendous oppression overwhelmed them.

They used their weapons to resist under the sticks, but they were getting heavier and heavier, and it seemed that the gap was still huge.

A few of them were thinking about it, this old cow was lying again, telling us that Sun Wukong had become a mortal, had no kung fu, and had no golden hoop stick, so everyone came to help him get angry, saying that his daughter-in-law was taken by Sun Wukong, and prevented him from eating Tang monk meat.

Thinking of these years, the brothers have lived on the old cow, so they have no choice, they abandoned the previous relationship with the monkey to help the old cow, by the way, if you can eat some Tang monk meat, of course it is better, but the monkey kung fu is still there.

No, you have to find another way, you can't be too upright, there are a few people who think so.

"Brother Liu, you resist first, and I'll go first. The macaque monster said first.

He slipped away immediately, urinating, and didn't know where he went.

"Brother Liu, Brother Heilong, with your efforts, I can't hold it back, I want to go to make it convenient. The Roc also spoke, and then slipped away.

"Brother Li, Brother Lion, you work hard, I seem to be about to burst out tonight, if I get out of control, in this city, it will cause natural and man-made disasters, and Heavenly Court will kill me immediately, now the time is coming, I have to go to the catastrophe, you stick to it first." After the black dragon monster finished speaking, it also quickly slipped away.

In an instant, these guys don't know where to go, this is the boss, it depends on your strength, of course everyone knows.

After this monkey returns, he is still so powerful, he can't be offended, he can't be offended.

King Liu Mo is speechless at the moment, these brothers, they are really damn unrighteous, but I didn't expect this monkey to be reincarnated once, and it was so strong, I don't understand.

"You, why are you still so strong now, aren't you a mortal?" Liu Mo Wang roared.

He really couldn't hold it anymore, and the rod held him down as if all his bones were going to shatter.

The same is true of the lion monster next to him, his face is flushed, and this guy is the only one who won't slip away.

"Want to know why?" Sun Wukong laughed mockingly.

"Think, think, think. King Liu Mo shouted, thinking to himself, even if he didn't eat Tang monk's meat, it would be good to get the cultivation exercises.

"Let me tell you a secret, I read Xiuzhen novels every night, if you want to learn, buy a book to read every night, remember, you have to read the genuine version, be careful of being cheap, buy a pirated version, and when the time comes, you will become a monster like Ouyang Feng, when the time comes, the cow is not a cow, the ghost is not a ghost, don't blame me." Sun Wukong sneered.

"You, fool me, those novels are fake, I read them every night, and I haven't added much skill. King Liu Mo shouted.

"When it's true and it's true, it's false, you don't know how to read it, you can't study the true meaning, your understanding is too poor, you're just a brute bull, destined to be ridden! Eat my stick and die. Sun Wukong shouted and increased his strength.

King Liu Mo couldn't bear it anymore, "Brother Lion Camel, withdraw!"

The two of them fought for their lives, and then sprang backwards.

Looking at their distant figures, Sun Wukong sneered, and then, suddenly, he shook a few times and vomited a mouthful of blood.

"My master, Wukong, are you alright. "Little Lotus appeared.

"It's okay, it's still supportive, these little monsters, little things, little things. Sun Wukong said with a wry smile.

"Wukong, I see that you haven't fought like this for a long time, your strength has not recovered, and you have forcibly pulled your state to a similar strength as before, so you are injured. Xiaohe said.

"Hey, this injury is more serious than you think, it is estimated that the meridians are damaged, and within a month, you can't work hard. Sun Wukong sighed.

"Then recuperate. Xiaohe said.

"You're so good to me, Xiaohe, okay then, I'll take you home. Sun Wukong said.

The two of them were about to go back, but a sneer came from the other side of the alley.

Listening to the voice, it was a person with extremely powerful energy, at least a person at the level of a great immortal or a great demon.

Sun Wukong was depressed and died, it was really heaven that was going to kill me.

"Xiaohe, you go, leave me alone. Sun Wukong gently pushed her away.

"No, Wukong, I live and die with you. Xiao He stood in front of him.