78 It's not the spring of spring, Yang Xiaowu makes trouble
After a full meal, Yang Xiaowu woke up from a hula and hula sleep under the tree, and he came to the street at noon. The story of his Zhongxing history has been passed down by word of mouth in every household here, and the story is becoming more and more bizarre. People were afraid of him for three points, feared for seven points, and he became a famous beggar news figure on the street.
He walked to the door of a large hotel, looked up and saw that it was a famous super five-week restaurant Dragon Tower. Normally, he would not dare to go to the side, because there were thugs and big dogs who would chase him. He remembered the humiliation he had suffered at this door, and he wanted to save some face. If you want the shopkeeper to be angry with him, it can be regarded as revenge.
He came inside with a lot of eyes on him, due to his alternative dress. He spread his fingers apart and straightened his somewhat shaggy hair. Walked to a table and knocked heavily on the middle of the table between the two people who were talking, with the wooden stick in his hand, and said vigorously: "Ha." ”
The two customers were scared away, and the shopkeeper recognized him. But the clothes he wore were more special, and he didn't dare to provoke them. I also heard that it was rumored to be a prisoner's clothes given by the female emperor, so I couldn't help but be in awe and didn't dare to provoke Xiao Wu.
Yang Xiaowu angrily took out a small piece of silver and put it on the table fiercely: "I paid their money, and I will give the fifth master the best wine and the best dishes." ”
The owner of the Ghost Enlightenment Shop instructed: "Didn't you hear what the guest officer said? Quick, serve wine, serve good wine, please serve the best wine." Today's fifth master is developed, and Shibei should be impressed in three days. ”
Zhang San'er and Li Xiaosi's buddies walked around in a hurry, and returned to normal after a while. Xiao Wu's hand was shocked and hurt terribly, and in order to hide his timidity and pain, he lifted the silver and put it down. I put it on my lips and blew it upstairs and went to the private room. The two men also followed behind with tulips and wine, and walked upstairs.
The officer with a collapsed nose upstairs said indignantly: "His grandmother's, I was unlucky enough a few days ago, not only was my nose crooked by someone else, but I also lost a lot of silver." He was robbed of prisoners again, and he was demoted to a first-class official position, which is really a mistake and three compensations. ”
The tall black man next to him comforted: "Big brother, don't be angry, it's useless to be angry." If the prisoner is caught, then not only will the official be promoted, but he will also be rewarded. Anyway, it's not your fault alone, it's everyone's fault, that's right. Unless those two guys don't let my buddies run into them, or they must be caught and brought to justice. ”
"You don't need to comfort me, everyone is from the past and understands the truth. It's just that I can't swallow this mouthful, and we all bully others on weekdays. I was bullied to the head yesterday and I didn't have a temper, and I don't want to repay this revenge. I, Lu Bensheng, have been eating this bowl of rice for ten years, and I really haven't been so cowardly. He thought of it in his heart, and he was very emotional. took a bite of food and poured a sip of wine. Immediately, his face flushed, and his voice was a few decibels. There are even those who say this is not and that is not good, scolding, shouting and shouting, half-clear, half-awake, muddy.
The thin and handsome officer and soldier, wrapped some white gauze wine around his hand for three rounds, took a person's hand and kept explaining: "This can only be blamed on our backs, not as good as the people under Master He." That Cai Zhutou and Wu Zhiqiang's guards had a good life and kept up with a promising master. Unlike our old man Wei, who has climbed for ten years, it is still the original Qipinzhi County, and people are more popular than people. Whatever beauty is bad, they will leave it to us to do the hard things, and I will fuck my breath if it's thankless. Didn't you just run away from the two prisoners? Is it necessary for Lord Wei to make a big fire? ”
He talked a lot about it, and the plainclothes officers and soldiers who were caught by him were also very dissatisfied with their salaries. All day long, I thought of raising my salary, or getting some oil and water, and said: "Yes, big brother, what did we get by fighting hard with our lives." If Long Shaobao and I had gone with you, maybe we would have been able to arrest that nosy little girl together. If we meet those people, we will be angry for you. ”
Yang Xiaowu swayed upstairs, and his prison clothes attracted the attention of the slumped-nosed officer Lu Bensheng.
How did Xiao Wu know this? He walked in front of them disdainfully, and shouted loudly, "That's it." The two men put the wine on the table.
Xiao Wu said with a score: "You four can go, I have this table." ”
Lu Bensheng has seen this person once or twice, and he doesn't seem to be a dignitary in his memory, but he can't remember too well what this guy is for a while. When they were drinking lively, they were cold-boiled by this prisoner of unknown origin, the tall little black saw a lot of prisoners in the prison, but it was the first time in this society that he encountered a mouse carrying a knife everywhere to find a cat, and he who didn't understand the reason really had to leave the table to vacate a seat first. ”
Another guy brought a wine glass and said, "I'm really sorry for the guest officer, this fifth master said that he chartered this table." ”
The little eyes grabbed the tall man and refused to give in: "Why do you ask us to give it to him, he is the oldest." ”
So the guy's family began to get busy, Xiao Wu staggered with a large piece of silver to the middle, and the silver was printed on the table and said: "Hurry up and dodge, don't touch it, the fifth master is still waiting to drink?"
When the officer saw that the silver was his own, he thought, "Did this man come to the door on purpose, or if there was another reason?" It's all bullied on my head, and I really think I'm such a cowardly and incompetent person. Okay, I'm going to cut you down today, let you hit the knife edge, and see how hard your backstage is. He made up his mind to meet this person, and the small volcano in his heart seemed to rush immediately.
Although the veteran next to him only has one hand, he has no ability to look at his bear, at most he is a fox and a tiger, and he can't help but slap the table and say: "Aren't you bullying people? ”
He grabbed the Zhang San'er again and scolded: "Earn your dog's eyes and see who my eldest brother is, don't rely on the shopkeeper to bully." ”
The two guys were startled, and so were the guests next to them. Some of the guests were afraid to sneak down as if something was going to happen, and the two guys also saw that the situation was wrong and immediately retreated.
Xiao Wu was drunk before he could drink, and said, "This broken bowl is still worthy of my use." He stretched out his hand and pushed to the ground, only to hear a "clang" sound.
Xiao Wu shouted: "You people haven't seen such a big amount of silver as the uncle." ”
The more the officer looked at the silver, the more he felt that it was his own, because it was still printed with words. He saw that the prisoner's suit was the same as the one he had whipped with a leather whip, and he concluded that the man was an accomplice to the two prisoners. But he didn't understand why this person had such the audacity to come to this hotel so unhindered, and he deliberately beat himself up.
The officer with the collapsed nose saw the joy in his eyes, and he whispered something to a person next to him with a smile of hope. The man walked downstairs, Xiao Wu looked uncomfortable, raised his head and pointed at the person who went downstairs: "Stop, the fifth master told you not to go." The man was frightened by the shouting and rolled straight down the stairs.
Xiao Wu saw it and laughed: "Hahaha, haha, it's so happy." I can't imagine that having money is such a happy thing, and I am not a rich person anymore. ”
A few brothers with collapsed noses wanted to pull their knives up, and the officer was a little worried that he dared to bully him in a big way, and there must have been two blows. But he is also a hot-tempered humane: "People who dare to be so presumptuous in these years must have some origins, endure and say, know oneself and the other, and never slack off in a hundred battles." ”
When the brothers heard the officer's words, they first endured it, pretended to drink as if nothing had happened, and also pushed the cup on the side to have a small gathering.
The good food that Xiao Wu wanted had already come up, and he pouted unscrupulously, and the person who rolled down the stairs below brought about 20 officers and soldiers to follow behind.
The official shouted: "Hurry, hurry, the prisoner is on it." ”
The shopkeeper of the ghost shop deliberately expressed surprise and said: "There are really bad people, thank you soldiers, the adults will definitely arrest that splash skin with the soldiers." ”
A man with an iron hook asked, "What's going on up there?" ”
The shopkeeper said, "Not yet." ”
The shopkeeper didn't know how much of a crime the prisoner had committed, so he couldn't help but make a big fuss: "Your Excellency, Officer, or you should ambush the officers and soldiers below." ”
"Good. The soldier said softly.
As soon as he raised his hand, the officers and soldiers leaned against the corridor, and the shopkeeper asked a man to take a look. The guests downstairs were stunned, not knowing what was going on, with hungry mouths open. The man timidly walked upstairs, followed by the shopkeeper. Suddenly, there was the sound of smashing the wine jar upstairs, and the stunned guy rolled straight down.
The shopkeeper saw that they were useless, and his own business stall still forced another junior to say with his burden and grinning: "If you die today, you will go up to me and see what happened." ”
The guy went up to see that only one of the seven tables was left, and the officer was still standing at the table watching Xiao Wu eat and drink. At this table was the drunken prisoner and the officer and the three of them at the same table, staring at his smug appearance.
When Xiao Wu saw the guy coming up, he slapped the table and kicked the stool. I don't know why, he slapped the table apart with this palm, and with this kick, the stool flew straight to the guy, who didn't have time to dodge and was knocked down and rolled down. Suddenly, Xiao Wu was also frightened, he was here to drink and eat, not to make trouble.
Xiao Wu whispered: "Did I kill someone? No, I have to go through a lawsuit." ”
He couldn't help but feel cramped, and those officers and soldiers were right in front of him, although he didn't take those people seriously, but that was when he didn't commit anything. As the so-called reason goes all over the world, it is difficult to move an inch without reason. Now it doesn't seem to be appropriate, and it always feels a little wrong, but it's still the same, and the thirty-six plans are the best.