Text Chapter 16 It's hard to drink good wine
Yang is the formless qi, yin is the blood with veins, the god is the main qi, the qi nourishes the gods, the qi regulates the blood, and the blood nourishes the qi. Qi and blood are full of divine power, all things are invisible and tangible, and martial arts have no tricks to win. Wuji becomes Tai Chi, Tai Chi returns to emptiness and is invincible" Lao Guo sang a red song and said: "If Xiao Fang can't taste the wine in the hero's bottle here, you will come for nothing!" As he spoke, he poured himself a second drink.
Xiao Qing looked at Fang Hong and nodded.
Grandma Du also looked at Fang Hong and nodded with a smile.
Lao Guo took another sip of wine and sang:
"Sanzhi fragrant tea is a good man wine,
Mutual help and mutual love depend on each other,
Mutual restraint and mutual restraint do not lose,
Huddle heating is the best. β
Fang Hong heard the poetry of Lao Guo: Sanzhixiang's tea and Haohan wine are interdependent and mutually reinforcing. The two are like the blood and qi of the human body, the qi and blood follow each other, and the circulation is kept together. If one of the two is lost, it is difficult to survive separately and easily disappear. If the two are blended and one, it is equivalent to the combination of yin and yang, and it will be endless, and whoever has them will be vigorous and powerful.
Although Fang Hong is good at wine, he is not greedy for a cup, even if he is fun, that is, he is not a gentleman, everything can be done in moderation, and he is content and happy, this is his personality, and it is a principle of his life. What's more, he has no desire to drink at all at the moment.
He is curious about such an adventure, and he is grateful for such kindness. So he smiled peacefully: "It's a pity that I already have the feeling of being drunk, 'it's better to have a cup after being drunk than nothing'!"
Xiao Qing smiled when he heard this: "Brother Fang, don't look at Lao Guo's wine bottle right there, if you want to get his bottle of wine to drink, it's not an easy task." If you want him to pour you wine, it's more like a daydream! β
When Fang Hong heard Xiaoqing say this, her eyes brightened and she was refreshed. He smiled and said, "According to you, how many people are willing to drink with him?"
Xiaoqing said with a smile: "It is precisely because of the unwillingness to drink this bottle of wine with him that he is the least qualified person to drink this bottle of wine." So he won't regret it! β
"Then Grandma Du was drunk that time...... Fang Hong said.
Grandma Du on the other side heard Fang Hong ask. Her originally pale face suddenly turned red, and she stared at Xiaoqing with her crutches.
But Xiaoqing deliberately ignored Grandma Du's eyes, and said with a smile: "Grandma's time-to say that it sounds good is: surprise, take it unprepared, and say that it is unpleasant, and if it is ugly, it is ......"
"Girl, are you still finished?" Grandma Du stopped Xiaoqing's words without waiting for Xiaoqing to finish.
Fang Hong looked at Grandma Du, who was blushing and old-faced, and understood the reason. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Then didn't Lao Guo just say: 'It's better for two people to cry and drink than to laugh and drink alone'!"
"You believe his nonsense, he's a one-man monkey!" Grandma Du glared at Lao Guo on the other side and said angrily.
When Fang Hong heard this, she found that she was too naΓ―ve and too smart. He was secretly ashamed of what he had just said that he seemed to know Lao Guo very well, and at the same time he had the idea of snatching the old fruit wine bottle. So he said to Lao Guo: "It's a little unfair for your old man to do this!"
Lao Guo glared at the triangular eyes and said, "Xiao Fang, you don't have to call me anything old man, the old man is short, just call me Lao Guo - what do you say is unfair?"
Fang Hong said: "You can also drink their tea as a matter of course, but they can't drink your wine easily!" Is that fair?"
Lao Guo laughed and said, "You said it's their tea, don't forget that the tea also has my recipe, but my wine bottle doesn't have their half-haired recipe, hehe......"
Lao Guo's arrogant tone made Fang Hong very disgusted.
Fang Hong took a deep breath and said: "If the three of us rob you alone, it means that there are more people and fewer people, if you take turns to rob one by one, maybe I am the only one who has a chance, then Grandma Du and Xiaoqing will have no share." β
Lao Guo crossed Erlang's legs, wiped his goatee and said, "If the three of you go together, it's okay, I'll call a helper too." Speaking of this, he shouted: "Black two doulu!"
As soon as Lao Guo's words fell, he saw that the big black snake that had attacked Fang Hong just now stuck out of a cave at the foot of the wall, and quickly swam in front of Lao Guo, Lao Guo stuffed the mouth of the wine bottle, and shook the wine bottle in front of the black snake a few times, the black snake immediately opened its mouth, and Lao Guo stuffed the wine bottle tightly in the snake's mouth. The snake's neck swelled and swallowed the bottle into its stomach.
Fang Hong was dumbfounded. Immediately said: "Lao Guo, have you always kept your word?"
Lao Guo clenched his fists and gently knocked on the square table and said, "I have always been a gentleman, and it is difficult to chase the horse." β
"Good ! " Fang Hong said: "Then I will ask you three very simple questions, and if you answer all three questions incorrectly, you will pour us three glasses of Haohan wine." If you get it right, I'll figure it out again! Anyway, the three of us must drink your good wine today. β
Lao Guo wiped the mountain and raised the nonsense and said: "Okay, if I can't answer, it won't count." Isn't it a mistake?"
Fang Hong said: "Yes, but the answer must be fast, because the question is too simple." β
Lao Guo tapped his fist lightly on the table again and said, "Okay, you can say it quickly." β
Fang Hong said: "Lao Guo, let me ask you, there are ten birds in the tree, and the hunter shot down one with a gun, how many birds are left in the tree?"
Lao Guo said loudly without thinking: "There are nine left." β
"Good ! " Fang Hong asked again: "So there are ten fish in the fish tank, two of them are dead, and how many are left in the fish tank?"
Lao Guo still said loudly without thinking: "There are still eight left." β
As soon as Lao Guo's voice fell, Xiaoqing on the side laughed!
"Good ! " Fang Hong said: "Old fruit, you pour them two glasses of wine first." β
Lao Guo stared at the triangular eyes, blew the three sheep's beard and said, "Where did I answer wrong?"
Xiaoqing smiled and said, "Lao Guo, think about it, if there are only ten birds on the count, and the hunter kills one with one shot, and the other nine hear the gunshot, won't they be scared away?
Lao Guo scratched his head in frustration and said, "Hey! That's true! β
At this point, he stretched his face again and said, "That one pours one, where do you want to pour two cups?"
Xiaoqing smiled again: "Lao Guo, there are ten fish in the fish tank, and two of them died, but the two dead Brother Fang didn't say that they had been taken out, so to speak, the two dead ones are still in the fish tank, right? β
Lao Guo's face turned blue and white for a while when he heard this. said unhappily: "Hey, you young people, you have a lot of ghost ideas - no, I won't answer Xiao Fang's third question, and I have the ability to take it." Speaking of this, he said to the black snake: "To fight to fight." β
I saw that the snake writhed again, and its neck swelled again, and it forced the bottle out of its stomach again.
Lao Guo really kept her word, she said to Xiaoqing angrily: "Bring the wine glass!"
Xiaoqing happily said to Grandma Du: "We finally drink the good wine of Lao Guo with peace of mind!"
Grandma Du also said excitedly: "Thanks to Brother Fang! I don't have to worry about being able to drink his wine anymore! β
Fang Hong said, "But in the future, can you find a way to let him pour wine and drink?"
Grandma Du said, "As long as I drink this cup of belly, I can make a bottle like him!"
Fang Hong sighed: "Oh! No wonder he refuses to let you drink his wine. Butβdidn't you drink it once?"
Grandma Du said dejectedly: "I drank in a hurry that time, and as soon as I drank it, I got drunk, and I couldn't recall the bottle he used to make a bottle." Besides, at that time, Sanzhixiang hadn't been invented! β
"So you promise not to get drunk this time?" Fang Hong said.
Grandma Du said: "This time I have drunk three cups of Sanzhixiang in advance, and this glass of wine will be mixed with Sanzhixiang into a long-term nutritional energy that stays in my body, and I can experience what drugs this wine has absorbed day by day." β
Hearing this, Fang Hong sighed sincerely: "The three of you, it's too godly! It's incredible! β
Grandma Du said again: "Little Brother Fang! If you don't take advantage of this time to drink a cup of his good wine, the three cups of tea you just drank are just a meal to fill your stomach. The essence of tea quickly disappears from your body. But if you can drink a cup of his good wine now, the precious medicinal effect of three cups of tea can stay in your body for a long time, and you will often feel that you have inexhaustible energy. β
When Grandma Du said this, Xiaoqing had already brought her a glass of Haohan wine, and Grandma Du drank it all without hesitation.
Xiaoqing brought another cup to Fang Hong. Fang Hong hurriedly said, "Xiaoqing, this cup is yours." I'll get my cup right away! β
Xiaoqing sighed and said, "His bottle is empty, and this cup is left!"
Fang Hong looked at Lao Guo, who had just blown his beard and stared at Lao Guo, who had already drooped his head and threw himself on the boxy table, as if he was drunk! Look at their wine bottles again, and his wine bottles have been stuffed into the mouth of the snake.
Even so, Fang Hong still said, "Xiaoqing, drink it!"
Xiaoqing said seriously: "Brother Fang, I will have many opportunities to drink this wine in the future, Grandma will make such a wine bottle, but you are different." Because we have just finished ten and a half cups of tea in this meal, and we just finished drinking it, and we will have to wait until after the autumn harvest to make this kind of tea, and several medicines will not mature until then before we can pick them. The ready-made medicines were sold out a few days ago! Besides, the bottle of old fruit can only be drunk after more than half a month of wine. β
"Brother Fang, drink it quickly! After a while, the wine will be invalid, and if the wine leaves the bottle for a long time, the effect will not be good!" Xiaoqing said sincerely.
Since that's the case, how can Fang Hong excuse again! He feels very sorry now, regretting that Meng Yazhen can't come with him today, otherwise Lao Guo's cup of tea should be Meng Yazhen's, and he will give Meng Yazhen the cup of wine in front of him. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at Lao Guo, and found that Lao Guo was obviously really drunk, and he had already snored on the square table, and his wine bottle had already been brought into the cave by Hei Er, Fang Hong then realized: If you want to get Lao Guo's wine bottle, you can't find a suitable way to open Hei Er's intestines. No wonder Grandma Du and Xiaoqing have never been able to start. It is estimated that it was because Grandma Du stole the wine once, and Lao Guo thought of a way to ask the snake gang to keep the wine bottle.
Fang Hong took the wine glass handed to him by Xiaoqing, drank it all and said, "Originally, his bottle of wine should be just enough for each of the four people, but he drank two glasses by himself, so it is conceivable that Lao Guo deliberately made one less point among the three of us." β
"Yes, the last thing he wants Grandma to drink is his wine. Xiaoqing said.
Fang Hong nodded and said, "It should be like this, after all, Grandma Du can make a wine bottle like him after drinking it." β
Who knew that Fang Hong felt dizzy for a while when she said this, and gradually the world was spinning, as if she felt that Grandma Du and Xiaoqing in front of her were laughing at her, the more she laughed, the more terrifying she became, the more she laughed, the more hideous she became, and finally turned into two snakes, and her eyes were dark, and she had a premonition that she would lose consciousness immediately......