"Meow a mi, this person is too useless, right?"

Bai Qiu'er walked out from behind the big tree and stared at Dou Kui with disgust.

This guy was lying on the ground, his head resting on the tree, and he couldn't get dizzy anymore.

The big black bear also accepted the illusion, came over and kicked Dou Kui twice, but Dou Kui didn't move.

Next to her, the woman had already been stunned by the two of them, and she didn't know what had just happened.

"Cowardice. ”

The big black bear is very disdainful.

Was that scene scary?

It's not scary.

It's all about scaring you out.

"You've made me so ugly, you want to find trouble~"

"It's not to scare him, you see, he's peeing his pants. ”

Bai Qiu'er looked down, heh, no, it was wet under his pants.

It's really cowardly, where is there still half a point of the majesty and domineering when she bullied her on Yuding Mountain.

"What if he doesn't say it?"

"I guess I'm very afraid of that person, I'm afraid that if I say it, I won't recover, so I don't dare to say it even if I encounter fear in my heart. ”

Bai Qiu'er's face sank, and his expression was very bad.

"Shall we ask, then?"

"I can't ask again. ”

"So that's it?"

Bai Qiu'er lowered her head and sniffed at Dou Kui, she wanted to remember the smell of him.

"He's always going to see the man!"

Besides, she already had a rough guess in her mind.

"Okay~ Anyway, scaring him like this today is enough for him to be scared, and it can be regarded as a lesson for him. ”

As he spoke, the big black bear kicked Dou Kui several times.

"Sister Lingle, you go first, I'll add some ingredients to him......"

"What for?"

"Oh, let's go!"

The big black bear pushed the white ball hard, and the white ball was stunned for a moment and then reacted, leaving the big black bear with a look I am optimistic about you, and ran away.

The big black bear thief stared at Dou Kui with a treacherous face with ill intentions.

He arranged for a long time, clapped his hands, and ran to chase the white ball.

"So slow?"

"Hey, slow, isn't it slow?"

Bai Qiu'er nodded, and then asked him very curiously,

"What did you do to him?"

"Hey, hey, I won't tell you!"

In the woods

The woman woke up in a daze, and before she knew what was going on, she felt a headache, and after waking up for a long time, she felt that her shoulders were soft, and when she looked down, she found herself lying in Dou Kui's arms.

should have blushed and be shy, but the woman was shocked, because on Dou Kui's cheeks, five big characters were vividly written,

"I'm a lewd man"!

That's it, the woman looked down again, and saw that Dou Kui was disheveled, and his body was full of stinky mud, and the most excessive thing was that he actually took off his pants, revealing his white buttocks,

A smell of urine echoed for a long time.

"Ahh

The woman screamed out, waking Dou Kui up.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me......"

He made a random gesture in a panic, which frightened the woman, and the woman didn't dare to care about him, so she ran away.

Dou Kui leaned against the tree and struggled for a long time, only to find that there was no one around.

He paused for a moment, and found that the little lover he was dating was not there.

"Hong'er?"

He cried a few times, but no one answered, only the dew in the forest, which snapped and rolled down.

"Strange ......"

He was terrified, and carefully got up.

Then, I found that my lower body was cold and swishing......

Dou Kui rolled his eyes and almost fainted again.

This time he was angry, and his face was blushing.

............

"Let me tell you, if it weren't for the fact that all the people on the Flame Mountain were here today, I really wanted to give him a good look!"

The white ball was puffing.

If you don't kill Dou Kui, firstly, to see with your own eyes and ears who will kill her in the end, and secondly, today's real wedding of Do'er, countless immortal families gathered in the Flame Mountain, and it is completely impossible to retreat from here.

Even if the immortal god protected her, she couldn't be so blatant.

"It's okay, it's okay, there will be a chance in the future, good guy~"

The white ball suddenly dropped goosebumps on the ground.

The two swaggered back to their seats, and the Howling Dog looked at them, narrowing his eyes slightly.

Bai Qiu'er noticed it, so he held up a glass of wine with a spell and saluted it.

"Ling Le has been in the heavenly realm for a long time, and in the future, I will ask Brother Roaring Heaven to take care of him. ”

The whistling dog blinked, and after a while, took the wine glass,

"Sister Lingle is naturally smart, so she can't talk about taking care of her, at most we help each other. ”

After saying that, he also handed over a glass of wine.

Bai Qiu'er laughed, took the wine glass, and drank it all.

This is a sign that he will not look into what happened just now.

Even though no one noticed when she and the big black bear left, she couldn't hide the eyes of the howling dog.

After all, they are immortals who specialize in investigating cases, and they are very skilled, and their tricks can be found out after careful investigation.

It's best not to check.

"Alas, this roaring dog really has some skills, for thousands of years, I don't know how many cases have been seized by helping Erlang God, speaking of which, he is much more than me, an immortal. ”

The big black bear, the immortal, does not seek a job in the heavenly realm, so he follows the obsessed old man everywhere all day long, and he is very idle, and he is typically only strong and has no power.

Because there are not many immortals who are afraid of him, and the immortals don't value him.

It's embarrassing.

"How can you say it, well, it's your old man who delayed you, or you should change your master?"

"Why don't you ask if the immortal god still lacks an apprentice?"

"Oh forget it, I think your old man is very nice. ”

The big black bear was not happy and lay down on the big rock and turned its belly to bask in the sun.

Black Cat Xuanjie likes to do this thing the most, but he is on the tree, and he picks a tree with dense leaves, and the cat's eyes are half open, and he is about to fall asleep.

Bai Qiu'er saw that there was another species beside him, and except for the stubby and short hook of the mouth, the face was similar to that of a cat.

But he had feathers on his body, black and white in stripes, black was the light black, and white was the grayish white.

This guy's sleeping position is advanced, and Bai Qiu'er thought he was exercising.

After all, the two paws hang from the tree, hanging the weight of the whole body.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?

She pushed the burping big black bear, and the big black bear squinted,

"That's human nature, do you understand nature?"

"But aren't you tired?"

How can such thin claws hold up.

"I'm not tired, I'm still losing weight~"

The big black bear is talking nonsense at will.

The white ball is bright, but the eyes are bright,

"Let's try it too!"

"Sick?"

If the big black bear doesn't go, he can't kill it.

What a shame, how can a bear hang himself from a tree, it's too embarrassing!

He's a land beast, not a flyer.

"Go, go, go!"

The white ball shook him so hard that it almost shook the bones off his body.

"You have to go by yourself, I will watch you and cheer you on. ”

Bai Qiu'er thought about it, this guy was bulky, and it was really embarrassing for him to let him go up the tree, so he agreed.