Chapter 56: Don't Say Girls Are Fat
Bai Qiu'er blames for those pear blossoms, and they are all ruined.
The intoxicated old man was really angry, chasing the big black bear to the death.
It's understandable to think about it, who will be happy when they are friends and be embarrassed by their pets?
However, the fairy god is good-tempered, and when he saw that the big black bear had been beaten several times in a row, he couldn't help but stop it.
"Intoxicated, why bother with a child?"
That's right~
He's still a kid!
The big black bear's aggrieved fingers looked at the pair of bears on the fairy hall with watery eyes.
Bai Qiu'er was almost disgusted and vomited by him.
The intoxicated old man stopped, and crossed his waist breathlessly,
"It's a child? Hehe, have you ever seen such a huge child? It's a retard!"
Saying that, he was still angry, and he picked up the stick and wanted to hit it again.
The god of immortal qi glanced at the two animals,
"Xiaobai is here for the first time, Da Hei, you take her out to see the scenery of the Xiangjiang River. ”
This is to help the big black bear, the big black bear reacted quickly this time, and he was very smart, so he took two quick steps and carried the white ball.
Went down the mountain in a puff of smoke.
Bai Qiu'er was also stunned by his resistance on the shoulder, this guy is really... I'm in a hurry!
The drunken old man of the province didn't know that he was avoiding him.
"Hey, big black, you slow down, I'm about to be vomited by you. ”
The big black bear said as he ran, and his footsteps did not stop,
"No, Sister Lingle, bear with me first, I'm afraid that the old man will catch up. ”
Bai Qiu'er rolled his eyes weakly, there was a fairy on it to stop talking, he wouldn't chase it, he would definitely be pestering the fairy to ask for berries.
"If you don't stop, I'm going to throw up!"
Bai Qiu'er opened his mouth, and a Ouou sound came from his throat,
The big black bear was startled and immediately put down the white ball.
He panted and complained,
"Sister Lingle, why are you so heavy, I'm exhausted......"
Bai Qiu'er's eyes narrowed, and he didn't spit out, he straightened up his waist and stared at him,
"Do you know what a male or a male does die the fastest?"
The big black bear touched his head, he didn't understand,
Bai Qiu'er grinned and whispered,
"That is to say, a female, ugly, fat, old. ”
"If you say that, you probably don't even know how you died, and it's very cruel. ”
Bai Qiu'er threatened him, but he didn't believe it, he just said that Bai Qiu'er was fat, why didn't Bai Qiu'er kill him?
"Don't look at me, if I don't clean you up now, it doesn't mean that I don't want to, but that I can't beat you if I cultivate shallowly, and when I become an immortal in the future, I will beat you up. ”
Bai Qiu'er hummed and went down the mountain on his own, and the big black bear knew that she might be angry, and he himself had always been stupid, so he decided that it was better to listen to Sister Lingle, so he followed her honestly.
There is no road down the mountain, there is no road on this mountain, whether they go down the mountain, or the villagers under the mountain go up the mountain to hunt and chop firewood, they all go to the places that are easier to settle down in by themselves.
Fortunately, both of them are immortals, and being as light as a swallow is a compulsory course, and it is not much of a problem to walk up the mountain road, but it is much faster than the villagers.
The white ball is more than easy to swim under the tree, and the big black bear is more miserable.
Many trees on the mountain were not very tall, and the branches that were not tall were also short, and he walked under the trees, and kept meeting, so he had to bend down and bend over, which was very embarrassing.
"Sister Lingle, how good it would be for us to fly down. ”
"Can I fly?"
She thought that in the mortal realm, immortals were not allowed to fly around.
"Forget it, let's go slowly, there are rules in the heavenly realm, and immortals can't use immortal methods casually in the mortal realm. ”
"Will I be found if I use it?"
"I don't know, but there are law enforcers in the heavenly realm, and the law enforcers are all under the control of Erlang God, Erlang God is so fierce, if he finds out, we will not be able to eat and walk around. ”
Bai Qiu'er thinks that too, the immortal skills are powerful, if he can do whatever he wants in the mortal world, he must not destroy the mortal world.
However, I heard Xian Yu say that many immortals live in the mortal world, and since they can't use the immortal method at will in the mortal world, how aggrieved they are.
So she asked the doubts in her heart.
The big black bear explained to her,
"Even if the immortals live in the mortal world, most of the palaces are protected by formations, and mortals will get lost when they enter, and they can't find the traces of the immortals, so ah, the immortals use the immortal method in their own palaces, and they are not bound by the immortal rules. ”
Bai Qiu'er pointed to the destroyed thatched huts on the top of the mountain,
"So, that's the palace of the wine fairy?"
Belch......
The big black bear was embarrassed for a while, and buckled his head,
"We are not from the palace here, and the owner often goes down the mountain as a mortal to join the local people, so everyone thinks that there is a family living on the mountain for generations. ”