144 long substitute teachers, bookworms play sisters-in-law
The old gentleman didn't know that it was a series of bitter tricks by this Wan Qi Yun envoy, in order to lure people into the ...... again and again.
Wan Qian Yanyun said with a thick face: "Slow down...... Take a break, okay?"
When the man in black saw the beating, he couldn't even breathe and said, "Yes, just call me Master." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun replied forcefully: "You should call me Master." ”
Yang Minghao stepped forward and gave him two blows, and he was honest with a gossip serial slap, and said with a smile: "Master, good master, let me go, you can take whatever you want at home, you're welcome." See you tomorrow when you're free, see you tomorrow. ”
At this time, he looked embarrassed, and the audience was in a mess. The man in black saw that he was interested, and he was asked to say, "Okay, tomorrow the second courtyard will come to me." ”
After he finished speaking, he jumped, and then Wan Qian Yanyun muttered: "Didn't he come to steal something? It turned out that he was looking for someone to fight, and it was miserable, this one has formed a bond with the black-clothed thief." ”
At this time, he was really tired, and he lowered his head and another man in black quickly came.
He said, "I'm here to get a sword." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun raised his head and fell asleep on his back, but he didn't know when the man in black left.
The morning sun shines brightly, and warmth fills the world. Wan Qi got up from his sleep, and he saw that this kind of room could not be cleaned up. Just wilted a smile, stretched his waist and pushed the door out, just in time to meet Huang Mazi.
Huang Mazi hurriedly said: "Second Young Master, you are here, what's the matter, I've been looking for you for a long time." ”
Wan Qian Yanyun closed the door and said, "Look for me, what's the matter." ”
Huang Mazi pulled Wan Qian Yanyun and said, "Good thing, the eldest young master has come back from Jinling." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun couldn't help but be excited when he heard it: "Big brother is back, take me quickly." ”
"Not only that, but I also brought back a young and beautiful girl, I'm afraid it's your sister-in-law. Huang Mazi said happily as if he had found a wife. So they went to the lobby together to find Na Wan Yanjing.
"Dad, mother, big brother. Wan Qi shouted as soon as he entered the door.
The woman chattered and said, "Yun'er, where have you been, I sent someone to call you three or four times and haven't seen your figure." ”
Wan Qixian saw that he was playing too much, so he reluctantly said a few more words: "I told you yesterday, and when your eldest brother came back today, where did you go to hide and sleep." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun turned his mind and said, "No, no, I took advantage of the weather to be so sunny and take a walk in it to practice martial arts?"
Huang Mazi saw that he was embarrassed, and also lied to him: "Yes, yes! Master, the second son is indeed practicing martial arts in the courtyard." ”
Wan Qixian didn't believe that he worked so hard, yesterday Zhu Hailang had urgent business to do and left Wan Qian's Mansion, who did Wan Qiyun learn kung fu from, which really made him ask suspiciously: "Is it?"
He still said: "That's why I forgot about my eldest brother's return." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun asked again: "Big brother, how many grades have you done now?" ”
His eldest brother smiled: "What are you asking for, little official, little official, it's only four grades." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun saw that he was still so steady, and said happily: "Congratulations to the eldest brother for his promotion." It seems that this trip to Jinling has not been in vain, it turned out to be a local commodity in the capital, and now it has become a sought-after foreign goods after a circle, which is really a moment in time. ”
Wan Qi Yanjing was a little embarrassed by his straightforward statement, and still said with a smile: "Second brother, you still speak so directly, I really can't stand you." If you are like this in the officialdom, you will have to go home and farm sooner or later. I see that you have been wandering the rivers and lakes for so many years, and you are still the same, and you haven't changed at all. ”
Wan Qi Yanyun saw that he was playing the same old tune again, and talked about his shortcomings that were not shortcomings, so he opened the topic and asked the girl behind him: "Big brother, this is a very good female family member at first glance, I'm afraid it is Jinling's sister-in-law." ”
Wan Qi Yanjing nodded and smiled: "Then you will call her like this in the future." ”
Wan Qian Yanyun turned to greet the woman and said, "The younger brother has seen my sister-in-law. ”
The woman pretended to be in the tide and said generously: "Uncle is polite, your family doesn't have to be polite, I want my uncle to take care of me when I first come to your mansion." ”
He half-jokingly said seriously: "I'm often absent from home, and it's okay if the sky falls behind your back." ”
Their family finally got together today, which is also a rare thing. The family feast arranged by the servants was ready, and the maid in charge told the mistress about it. When the housewife heard this, she just chatted while talking: "Yun'er is just talking too much, you must have not eaten enough yesterday." Eat, eat. ”
At the family banquet, Wan Qian Yanyun still competed with his eldest brother and said: "Okay, okay, big brother, today I will congratulate you on your promotion with tea and wine." ”
He knew that Wan Qi Yanjing had always disliked him, the second brother, so he drank with them more diligently, first drank it all and poured a glass and said: "Big brother, you have traveled thousands of miles to go home, and the younger brother is toasting you." ”
Wan Qi Yanjing saw that he deliberately wanted to make him ugly, and he also said confrontally: "Okay, eldest brother also heard that you have become the first talent in the capital, and the eldest brother also congratulates you on being a famous official in the same dynasty with the eldest brother in the future, and our brothers will have a good response in the court." ”
"Then the eldest brother will have to take care of it more, so I can't help but mention the younger brother?"
"Where, although there is a saying about this way of being an official, it is said that it comes first and then comes. In a few days, I will be waiting for you in the Purple Gold Imperial City of Chang'an, don't let me wait for all the flowers I am waiting for, you still only have the aura of a talent in the capital. ”
Wan Qi Yanjing drank it all, and both of them laughed. He nodded Wan Qi Yanyun and said, "You really don't have a lot of wisdom. ”
Wan Qi Yanyun also smiled: "You are really a wise man." ”
The two laughed, Wan Qi Yanyun was the most forgetful, the woman who had just finished teasing Jinling's sister-in-law sat next to his mother and looked at them. She watched her uncle staring at her with a playful eyebrow, and asked a little shyly: "Brother Jing, uncle, this is ......." ”
Wan Qi Yanjing saw him and said in a strange way: "Oh, he is our second brother, known as the red-faced bookworm Wan Qi Yanyun." The women who like to see big breasts the most say that they have big breasts and no brains. ”
When he said this, the scared woman couldn't hold the bowl, and Wan Qi Yanjing introduced him again: "This is your sister-in-law, Bai." ”
Wan Qian Yanyun didn't want to be looked down on by them like this, so he restrained some grotesque expressions and said, "Sister-in-law, she is so beautiful, but she is a big beauty." ”
Bai Baolian said timidly: "Thank you, uncle, for acknowledging that I am an outsider." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun said politely: "Sister-in-law has seen the outside, we are all a family, not a family, and we don't enter a family." ”
Wan Qixian also said: "From the moment the Bai family entered the door, she was the daughter-in-law of our Wan Qian family. ”
Bai Shi smiled, and Wan Qi Yanjing said: "It's been a long time since I saw the senior martial arts elder, I don't know how the old elder is doing, can the second brother accompany me to see the visiting martial master." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun was a little apprehensive and said: "Oh, that Martial Old Dao Elder is too old, he took a three-month long vacation, and introduced an old Mr. Yang who temporarily came to my house to replace him for three months to teach martial arts." ”
"Oh, in this case, then you should go and see what Mr. Yang looks like. Wan Qi Yanjing said.
Wan Qian Yanyun said disheartenedly: "Well, I'm afraid that Mr. Yang won't see anyone today, because he may not be very comfortable today." ”
"How do you know that you've been to him. Wan Qi Yanjing asked.
He deliberately discredited Yang Minghao and said: "No, I'm just guessing, because he doesn't see anyone on the first day of junior high now, and he has a weird old problem." Oh, and Li Zuizi told me just now that Master Yang is an old man, dizzy, swollen, and sores. ”
Wan Qixian didn't believe what he said, and always respected the capable person and said: "Kid nonsense, didn't Mr. Yang feel good yesterday? Today I want Kang Er Fang'er to go to him to study." In the evening, the martial arts chief also returned, and it is estimated that they are also doing the handover work. ”
Wan Qi Yanjing wanted to see what kind of person was teaching his second brother, and said, "Oh, even if Mr. Yang is really sick, then we have to go and see him." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun also wanted to take the opportunity to see what the old man looked like by himself yesterday, and admitted: "What the eldest brother said is yes! I haven't seen Master Wu and his old man for a long time, and it is estimated that the retreat and cultivation are almost over, and this time everyone has arrived, what a rare opportunity! Haha! We have to go and see how the eldest brother drank this glass of wine." ”
The two drank a glass of sparkling wine and said, "Please." ”
Mr. Yang half-covered his face and dressed as a Taoist priest in the usual Dagua dress, he was teaching Zhu Kang and Zhu Fang to recite the Analects, and they finished reciting the ten Analects.
He first said: "Reading focuses on innovation, innovation! It is to be able to absorb the strengths of others and supplement one's own shortcomings. ”
There are only three people in this room, one is Yang Minghao, one is Xiaokang, and the other is Xiaofang. He stood on the stage and preached endlessly, and Xiaokang said: "Old man, I see you so strange today." ”
Mr. Yang was not angry and said: "Bastard little thing, you have to be single-minded in reading, you have no distractions, you only have to read, what are you doing when you watch so much." ”
Xiao Fang also said: "Mr. Yang, why don't you sit down today and don't shake your head." ”
Yang Minghao didn't expect to be plotted by that kid, and said with a grudge: "What do you know, little boy." ”
Then he said: "Today, I will teach you two a new poem again, but you have to learn it by heart and remember it in your mind." ”
"New poems, is it your own original sir, it seems that you are not only a gentleman, but also like a poet, much more fun than the old-fashioned Wu Niu nose. Xiao Fang said.
Xiaokang interrupted Xiaofang's remarks and insinuated. "Nonsense, the world's great wisdom and wisdom, only you gentleman, if it weren't for me, your second brother would be a waste, can you have such a great weapon today?"
Mr. Yang seemed to be happy to hear him comment: "I listen to this sentence, but let's review yesterday's work class first." ”
He continued: "Xiaokang, you memorize the poem "Shishan" to me. ”
Xiaokang spared his head and said, "Teacher, you are knowledgeable, or you come, I forgot." ”
"What, can you forget this, can you forget eating?" Mr. Yang stepped down and said, "What is this." ”
Xiaokang said fearfully: "Ring ruler." Teacher...... I'll carry it tomorrow. ”
Mr. Yang said, "Yes, stretch out your hand first." It's the right hand. ”
"Why is it always the right hand, can't you change the hand?" Xiaokang lowered his head and didn't dare to look at him, so he obediently stretched out his hand, and he said with more serious anger.
Xiaokang stretched out his hand, and Yang Minghao hit it. Xiaokang shrank his hand and hit the big table and broke it, Xiao Fang cried and said, "Sir, my brother is wrong, you are willing to forgive him." ”
Mr. Yang thought about it and asked something again, "What is this?" ”
Xiaofang replied, "It's ink." ”
Mr. Yang asked: "Well, if you recite the poem of being a teacher, I will let you drink it." ”
Xiao Fang thought for a moment and said: "The trickle is murmuring, and the fire should be red." ”
"Wrong. ”
"The fire should be opened. ”
"Well, that's right. ”
"Lost in the scarf, disturb the forest frog trap. The butt is staggering, the eyes are shocking, the mediocrity is happy, and the words are in the past. ”
Yang Minghao couldn't help but praise two sentences, shook his head and listened to her recite: "Okay, memorize well." ”
"Thank you, sir, for the compliment. ”
"You have made rapid progress, and today I will teach you a poem as a teacher. He opened the book and walked onto the teaching platform and read: "The water is boundless, and the shallow weeping is rising. ......。 "Okay, you two close your eyes and think about what this Spring Festival scene looks like, how beautiful it is.
Xiaokang first shouted: "Mr. is really rich in five chickens." ”
Mr. Yang was dumbfounded: "It's five cars of learning." ”
Xiao Fang corrected: "Mr. is rich in five cars, and he talks like a pearl." ”
Xiaokang still said: "Nonsense, what a Zhu Ji." ”
Xiaokang thought about it, knew that he was wrong, and said: "Oh, Mr. Xuefu Wu - Che." Talk...... Talking, there is an otherworldly raising. ”
Yang Minghao gently said with his buttocks: "Well, this is well-off." ”
Xiao Fang saw that the old gentleman was a little partial to the well-off, and couldn't help but say: "Mr.'s beautiful words are confusing, but it's a pity." ”
Xiaokang also targeted: "Why do you say that Mr. confuses the public? It's too rude." ”
Xiaokang praised the old gentleman again: "Mr. has beautiful words, cute words, peerless words, overlapping and overlapping, and soon became a master." ”
"Well, that's right!" Mr. Yang walked down and shook his head at the waste paper in the book and read his verses.