Pacific 1024 Sunshine Gold Project, High IQ Project Department.

The newly recruited prince deceived and carried out business in a hurry, and as for the seniors who warned him, the rivers and lakes were sinister, there were too many liars, and the words of fools were obviously not enough, he had completely left them behind.

After a set of state-of-the-art imported virtual dialers is in place, the various coping plans that have already been memorized are laid out, as well as a large book of personal information for 5 yuan.

Turn on the voice changer, dial out a phone, and prepare to start your first business.

The dial of "beep, beep, beep" rang, and soon the first call was smoothly dialed.

"Good start, come on. ”

"Hello Wang Dali Xiansen, this is Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, we found that you just had a credit card consumption, the amount is 8788 yuan, is it you personally operated?"

As the prince deceived into turning on the voice changer, he asked in a sweet voice.

Soon, on the other end of the phone, a somewhat heavy voice came.

"Yes!"

Silence, after about 10 seconds of silence, the prince quickly recalled his thoughts, as if there was no such plan. It's just that the unwillingness of the first order drove the prince to deceive and continue to ask: "So, can you ask, Wang Dali Xiansen, do you know the purpose of your credit card consumption?"

"You know, the big health care ***** package on the earth, what's the matter, the price is opaque or what's wrong?"

Silence, silence for a long time, finally, the prince still hung up the phone, and secretly spat out: "Damn old dog, the trench is inhuman!"

The disadvantage of the teacher did not hit the confidence of the prince to deceive, and he was pulled by a friend who had met once to join the Pacific 1024 Sunshine Gold Project.

The prince deceived is also a strange person, in addition to being an orphan since he was a child, he has no friends, no savings, no education, lazy work, and no skills, but he still has two advantages.

First, they can eat, especially eat, and they are not picky eaters at all. Specifically, after he came to the No. 11 base of the Pacific 1024 Sunshine Gold Project, the food cost of 300 people increased by 10%. Moreover, as a low-level personnel, he is also the only one with a trade surplus with the Pacific 1024 Sunshine Gold Project.

Second, there are dreams, and the prince has always had a dream, that is, he can make a fortune without contributing. And, he works hard every day on soybean oil - dreaming.

In view of the fact that the prince deceived his classmates, he had no social connections to take advantage of, no savings to absorb, and he was particularly able to eat. But let him go, and I was afraid that he would leak the information.

Therefore, the project leader of the Pacific 1024 Sunshine Gold Project, after 19 times of large and small recall research and voting, and after the signature and approval of the 18-level leaders, it was finally decided to join the High IQ Project Department of the Pacific 1024 Sunshine Gold Project after training.

For this reason, the prince deceived this opportunity very much and made a military order on the spot.

"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!"

The first call is unfavorable, and it is nothing for the prince to cheat, after all, according to experience, this is the most normal phenomenon.

After adjusting his mentality slightly, the prince immediately dialed the second call.

After connecting and absorbing the lessons of the first failure, the prince decided to change the way he consumed.

"Hello Cui Liubi Xiansen, this is the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, we found that you just had a consumption in the Demon Country, the amount is 1888888 yuan, did you personally operate it?"

The next moment, a lazy voice that seemed to be eating bananas came.

"yes, I consumed it, what's wrong?"

Silence, another 10 seconds of silence.

Immediately afterwards, the prince deceived but asked with unwilling savings: "Hello, in order to prevent international money laundering, we need to investigate the use of your consumption, may I ask if you have spent it in the ladyboy country?"

"Oh, this, I didn't do anything, but my wife said that the guard dog at home died, so I bought two elephants and went home to watch the door!"

hung up the phone without saying a word, but the prince shook his head and said, "Today's men, one likes to brag more than the other, and they mess up my thinking."

Forget it, try a different woman!"

"Doodle, doodle......"

"Ms. Dacao Gao?, this is the Yunnan Provincial Customs, we found that the package you mailed to the demon country contained a large number of bank cards, and now they have been detained by the relevant departments, so many bank cards, we suspect that you are suspected of money laundering crimes.

Is there anything you would like to say about this?

"Neurotic, I'll launder your mother's money, and my mother won't wash her clothes at home, so I'm going to launder money?

That's when my watchdog died, my husband bought two elephants in Thailand and spent the money, and my wife sent him pocket money......"

Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, the prince had already silently deducted the phone, and at this moment, he suddenly realized.

"It turns out that it's really hard to make money!"

However, life has to go on, and this time, the prince is ready to change angles and come up with a roundabout tactic.

Adjust the voice changer.

"Doodoo, doot!"

"Hello Cui Xiao Xiansen, this is SF Express, you have a package that has arrived, but the volume is too large, we can't transport it, do you have time now?"

"Oh, SF Express, I know, it must be the two elephants that my dad bought for me in the Shemale Country to watch the door.

If you want me to say, you still have to use dogs to guard the door, and elephants eat a lot every day, and they pull a lot, which is not easy to deal with.

In this way, these two elephants have given you away, wrap some noodles in egg whites, and fry them in the pot to eat. Remember to put more chili noodles, otherwise it won't be fragrant!"

Putting down the phone, the prince shook his head and said, "What the hell, with three calls in a row, I actually called a family of three."

No, I can't just go on like this! ”

"Doodoo, doot!"

"Hello, are you the owner of this number in 123456789, Xu Jinjiang Xiansen?"

"I'm sorry you made a mistake, I'm Wu Yanzu!"

"Doodoo ......"

With the other side hanging up the phone without hesitation, the prince at this time was close to going berserk.

At the moment, I am ready to give up the phone mode for the time being, and prepare to use text messages to make a wave.

"Hello, I am a descendant of Jiang Guangtou, my bank card has been frozen, and I have hundreds of billions of assets. Speed transfer 200,000 to me for emergency, and immediately bring 1 million troops to kill after the transfer, you and I are brothers, and you should be a division commander.

My card number is 666666......"

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