164 Oiran old grudge stabs, bookworms in the middle of the night
Flowers bloom on autumn moonlit nights, and white clouds think about clothes. It was a wonderful, quiet night, but something was going on. When the magnolia saw Li Zuizi and Huang Mazi, one went out to steal other people's vegetables in the vegetable garden, and the other hid and slept. Wan Qian Mansion counted on the two of them to guard the door, so it was really fortunate not to lose themselves. Wan Qi had a painting in the clouds, moving with the steps of Magnolia, and thought to himself: "Why is the conservation of our Wan Qi Mansion so poor! First the big thief and the man in black came to steal the painting, and then the female thief came to assassinate him, it was really like entering a no-man's land." The righteous one himself has only come back for a short time, so why did he put on one strange thing after another. Is it really as common people say, 'Misfortune does not go alone'? ”
The red-faced scholar hid there, quietly removed the painting, and with the help of the faint wax light, he saw who this person was and why he broke into his painting room with a sword in the middle of the night. At first glance, it was a woman, and it seemed to be a little familiar, but there had been a lot of trouble recently, and I didn't think about it for a while, and said to myself: "Which girl can I provoke, so fierce." ”
He thought about it for a while, it didn't make sense, Magnolia was also afraid of provoking the people in Wan Qi's mansion, and even if he killed the bookworm at that time, he wouldn't be able to survive. I couldn't help but regret the bold shouting just now. She listened to everything around her, scanning her eyes like radar for what was hidden behind the pictures. She knew that the man was hiding behind the paintings, but there were hundreds of them, which were really dazzling and laborious. She saw one by one, and saw a painting of a white dress showing a white buttocks coming out. She saw the same below, so she judged it to be a person and stabbed it with her sword. At this time, the scholar removed the painting, saw that the woman was really going to kill him, stood up, and she stabbed in the air. She slashed towards her feet, and the scholar lifted his feet to walk.
He whispered to himself: "I am a person who knows martial arts, what am I afraid of." After learning a hundred martial arts, I won't use it in the end, so what's it. Just try the recent runaway magic skill and see if it works. ”
He turned the painting and found that she was facing him with a sword, and Magnolia pointed at the sword and said, "Don't move, if you move again, you won't be able to move for the rest of your life." ”
He stood on top of the painting pole and fanned the wind with a fan, obviously not the kind of ease. Instead, he was forced to smile helplessly: "Are you calling you, or calling me, don't move." I'm afraid that you will be a lifetime, and you will not be able to move. ”
This made her angry, so she stabbed hard. Wan Qian Yanyun happened to learn a little bit of the Thunderbolt Thousand Elements Technique yesterday, so he can buy it now. She stabbed into the air, and the clouds of smoke were already in place on her back, and she was very late to raise her sword. All she could do was stab, chop, chop, and the like, because this was her first time using a sword. She reflexively slashed, and he was already on his left side.
He was smug, very satisfied with the footwork he had learned, and grabbed her fingers with his hand and said, "Girl, it's probably the first time to use a sword! ”
She just ignored her hands and clenched them tightly, and the scholar grabbed her hands hard to grab the sword. She strained, and he didn't have much strength and it took a lot of effort to stop her. But she still has a lot of brute strength, and she pushes harder and harder. It took a lot of effort for him to snatch the sword from her hand.
When she saw that the assassination failed, even her sword was taken away. Now it's really life and death, and wealth is in the sky. Still unconvinced, he scolded: "You are too despicable and shameless." ”
He touched his slippery hands, and said with a smile: "The girl's strength is quite strong! I can't see that this little hand is still quite useful, and it happens that there is a shortage of female long-term workers who move bricks in our house, can you be willing?" ”
Wan Qi Yanyun bought his martial arts talent from him again, and then said: "I, this second young master will teach you a few swordsmanship techniques today. ”
He raised his sword and swung it in front of her face a few times, and a breeze blew the veil off her face. She reflected and covered her face, and Wan Qiyanyun saw clearly who this woman was, she was the Holy Hand of the Northern Hanhua with the same name as herself.
Wan Qian Yanyun probably knew the woman's intention, and it was really her own trouble. But what she never expected was that she would dare to be alone and enter her house in the middle of the night to chase and kill him. So he said with an excuse: "Why are you, which play is this singing." Why can't poetry work, if you want to murder me, you still came to ask for martial arts, or miss me, a versatile and dignified gentleman. ”
She kicked him over and knocked him to the ground and said, "I'm here to use you as a live target, I'm a stinky woman's serial feet, but it's fragrant, does it smell good?"
He got up and said, "What a stinky woman's feet, it's really a little stinky, but the footprints left by the girl, no matter how stinky they are, can't stink anywhere, and they are fragrant in my nose." It's really a good kick, now I can go a month without changing clothes or taking a shower, for fear of wasting your smell. ”
She covered her mouth and thought to herself: "This kid is really, that is, slippery, or a lover, I can't see it." ”
He thought it was funny, an Oiran girl, in the middle of the night, the third watch ran to someone's house to make trouble, it was really strange that he had never seen it, and said: "What a stinky woman who is self-despised and despised by herself." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun also accompanied her to make trouble, and when she saw her rushing over and wanted to kill him early, she also raised her feet and said: "I'm a pervert Hong Kong foot, I don't know if your stinky mother-in-law feet are powerful, or my pervert Hong Kong feet are more powerful." ”
He also ran over and kicked her, and the two of them fell to one side. She didn't get cheap, and thought to herself: "What a fragrant wolf's feet, his skills are deep enough, and he really can't be a big pervert." ”
Wan Qi Yanyun saw that she was not full and had nothing to do, so she ran to his house to fool around, and thought: "This mother-in-law's feet are as powerful as my newly created footwork, it seems that she has to show some real skills to let her see." Also give her a little color to see the destination, I am a wonderful man with both civil and military values. Let her have no return, and let the old ** of Wanhualou find her again. ”
He scrambled to his feet, and she spun from the ground to her feet. Magnolia thought to herself: "This trick is called beating the pervert's feet, and it happens to be the trick that broke him." ”
He saw her in a very dashing manner, and a beautiful turn caused him to fall to the ground. It spun up like her, but the two times he did it were not as graceful as hers. She rushed over and said, "Ah——,hh
He caught the foot and quickly picked up her, and with the hand that grabbed the shoe behind his back, covered her mouth and said: "Don't be so loud, be careful that others hear you and think that you are here to rob the house, then don't blame me for bullying more and less." ”
She thought that it was this reason, why did she pay so little attention to her image, she was not professional at all, and thought to herself: "This red-faced bookworm is really demented enough, I am here to kill him." He kept me silent, and he didn't know how he died. ”
He also had his own wishful thinking, and thought to himself: "These three and a woman came to his room in the middle of the night, this is obviously a mutton tiger's mouth! Besides, this golden oiran automatically came to the door, and he made a lot of money." And this woman is so stupid, I use the hand that grabs the shoe, and I use the same hand to cover her mouth. ”
After a while, the two of them shouted in unison, "Ah——! you ——!"
"Ah——,h——!h
...... I don't know how long it was, and they were lying on a lawn looking up at the sky. The sky pressed many stars that had not slept all night, all looking into his eyes.
He subdued her with a fan, threatened her not to move, and boasted when there was no one: "You are so beautiful-—— colorful flower head, exquisite ears, willow leaf eyebrows, sword eyelashes, blazing eyes, thin ice eyelids, dragon nose, tears, melon seed face, cherry mouth, ***, shaving bamboo feet." When laughing, the leap moon suddenly clouds, when crying, the night sky is exposed, the crest of the wave is as abrupt as the wind, and the valley is like the danger of a waterfall and river, hahaha. ”
She also controlled him with a sword, preventing him from moving, and pretended to be angry: "You are so bad, how can you say such a thing, but you are not bad——! There is a lantern eye, a pig's eight noses, buck teeth, sunflowers, earthworm ears, yellow and ruined skins, butterflies, a golden bowl with a wide waist, an eastmelon belly, and a cucumber foot. Wow, I'm really handsome, I talk like a wolf, and when I'm happy, if the old water is the same as the water, moo. ”
I don't know when they started singing poetry again. As before in front of Wanhualou, compete with everyone in front of the style. But at this time, it was only the two of them, and it was the time for the poetry to fall in love. He touched the scene and said with emotion: "The beautiful scenery of a good day is a day." ”
She was born of emotion and said: "Whose courtyard is pleasing to the heart." ”
He praised it all the time: "What a beautiful scene in late summer and early autumn, the flowers are full and the moon is full, and the brothers and sisters get into the flowers, what a poetic and picturesque feeling!"
"Then you can recite a poem to me, if you like this feeling, you will spare you if you say it well. She said affectionately.
As soon as he heard the poems, he removed the fan and said: "In Zhengbu is a red-faced bookworm who turns paper into gold, then I can coax you casually! ”
"Ah —— is really a good poem, but I don't know what to say. The two of them struck up a discussion.
Wan Qi Yanyun put the fan against her again and said, "It's your turn, say I can't, see what kind of level you have." You're a talented girl in the north, so how about a song. ”
"Yes, but I wish it was late autumn, and I miss the autumn people. Okay, I'll dedicate you a ugly song. She was silent, and then said in a loud voice: "-Autumn love." The field path is clear and vast, and it is clear and faint. Tsing Yi perched in fear, and the frost leaves withered and dragged. Laughter is faintly heartfelt, scarred and tearful. More smiling white horses, the breeze is lingering. ”
The night was quieter, and the sky was shining. The two of them dispersed between the dawn, as if they were in love and a dream, with poetry, affection and righteousness, and the meaning of sublimated love.