22 The two beggars had money to eat and drink, and Song Laohu picked flowers and lilies at night
Lonely and nameless, I thought it was getting into trouble, but I didn't expect someone to send money. In fact, it was not unexpected by Fu Baobao, she had long heard that the cynical guy of the old boy was a ghost and famous, as a disciple of Peach Blossom Island, he was exposed to it, and he learned it badly.
"Stinky eggs, what now? We have a lot of gold in our hands, where do you want to eat, hungry or not. Fu Baobao shouted proudly.
also deliberately took out the money and dangled it in front of the nameless eyes, the nameless ones were hungry and dizzy. When I think of money, I think of eating and drinking, because this is the most instinctive reaction of a hungry person. The so-called people are poor and short-minded, and they only want to eat three meals a day, which is the truth.
"I've been hungry for a long time, and my stomach is singing. Nameless swallowed and said in a huff.
"Okay, let's go to the five-star restaurant, Longlou Restaurant, and have a good meal and drink. How, how. Fu Baobao's joy was beyond words, and he couldn't help but feel a little excited, and his fist fell on the nameless body.
"This is a great idea, just Longlou Restaurant, where to fall and where to get up. If you're rich, it's her mother's word "happy", but why don't you go anywhere else?" said Nameless as he seemed to raise his eyebrows.
For a while, he danced excitedly, and seemed to live a life like an emperor from now on. In this way, in his life circle, there is another glorious talking point.
Then the beggars gathered around themselves and asked long questions, looking at them with envy and hatred, and praise from them. Thinking of this, Nameless was overjoyed, and his eyes were empty.
After saying that, they came to the Dragon House Restaurant, and the shopkeeper saw two people named Hanako, walk in and sit at the table. It seems that it was a hanging explosion, scaring away a few tables of guests.
Although it is said that I have seen it once before, these two are so familiar. The guy who remembered pointed to the nameless and said: "This guy has been here, and he has caused some trouble for them, causing a lot of tables and chairs to be lost in the building, and several orders of guests have been lost." At the beginning, no one caught him, but today he brought another person, who is nothing more than hungry and crazy. ”
The owner of the ghost shop asked Xiao Er to send them away with some leftover cold snacks, but who knew that not only did they not leave, but they also picked up the recipe and ordered the dishes. It's full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, Qiong Yao jade syrup.
The owner of the ghost shop said contemptuously: "Xiao Hanako has no money and comes here to eat and drink for nothing! ”
Fu Baobao didn't agree, she took out four or five golden gold from her pocket and said: "Our beggar gang in charge of the shopkeeper is the gang of the alliance leader in the world, you dare to look down on others so much, if I tell the alliance leader, I can't buy anything in your broken building if I have money." Then you will have no time to burn this broken building, and if you have good wine and good food, you will be served, uncle, and I will be indispensable to your benefits. She slapped the table so fucking in a good spirit, that the little two who had called the thugs before whispered to coax the security guards away.
The owner of the ghost store looked at the big head of gold, and didn't ask where it came from, but first put it in his mouth and bit it hard with his teeth, screaming in pain.
I tried the real thing, and then said with a smile: "Two beggar uncles, it seems that you are indeed in the gang, don't be angry that it was a joke just now, please forgive me." ”
The owner of the Ghost Qi shopkeeper pointed to Xiao Er, who was busy, and said, "Hurry up and serve these two masters good wine and food, but you can have enough portions." The two of them are also rare once in a thousand years, and they eat not only this dish, but an honor. ”
"What do you mean, look down on people! You insinuate that you are afraid that I will pay for your food without you? Don't look down on people, you are not a first-class product, who looks down on anyone. Less nonsense, hurry up and serve. "Fu Baobao took the case to make these forces treat them differently.
When Fu Baobao said that he was angry, he took a few tons of gold and smashed it and said, "Reward yours, power dog." ”
The beggar rushed forward excitedly to grab the two ingots and said, "Hey, hey, hey, you're angry, you can't get along with anything, don't get along with money." It seems that the name payment is suitable for you as a person, and we must learn to live a long life. Once in a while, how can you be so pampered?"
Seeing that this kid didn't give him pain, Fu Baobao said unkindly: "You just want to be like this." ”
Seeing that they were pretending to be coming, the two shopkeepers provoked: "If you are using money to smash me, I don't blame you for breaking my head and bleeding, I'm afraid you don't have this kind of seed." ”
Fu Baobao wanted to beat all the bags of gold, but the gold picked up in Nameless's hand flew out in response, and the guy who really smashed it broke his head and bled out.
only heard a few "oops" The guy not only did not scold the two beggars, but also praised: "The technique is really accurate, Lao Tzu is short of gold flowers, and it is worth it if his head is broken." ”
The guy waited for the gold and whispered: "If you have a lot of money, you are still a beggar, and a dog can't change its." ”
Fu Baobao and Nameless also discussed: "The face of the slave will change. ”
Both sides are lowly professions, and they don't like each other.
As the saying goes, "Money is not exposed." At this time, two people began to murmur, and one of them said, "We are not so lucky that beggars have so many gold flowers these days." Could it be that we are not as good as beggars, or that they have hard-won wealth? ”
The sound of these words passed through their ears intentionally or unintentionally, Fu Baobao was angry, walked up and slapped the table with his hand, and the two were scared away.
Seeing that the two people were lazy, the ghost shopkeeper often slipped the account and shouted, "You haven't paid yet?"
Fu Baobao saw that the two of them were quite funny and said: "No need, I paid for their wine and food." So he took out a smaller piece of gold from his loins.
The owner of the ghost shop, regardless of whether he is high or low, can be regarded as a swallow in the Yellow River - he has experienced some ups and downs. He is a person who understands the general situation, because he has seen more people in shapes and shapes, so he can see through and understand thoroughly.
It is the truth that if you have money, you are a master, and if you have milk, you are a mother, and said with a smile: "It's really a lot of adults, I'll just say it! Our beggar brothers are rich if they have money, and if they don't have money, they don't have money, unequivocally." Unlike those well-dressed idlers, in fact, the poor jingle in their pockets has to pretend to be tall and put on a pretending to be rich. I have a few pounds and a few taels, and others know it, but I have to pretend to be confused. The sloppy man settled down, and the swinger is the most scoundrel. thought that he could do whatever he wanted when he climbed to King Li, but he looked down on this kind of person the most in his life. ”
Fu Baobao doesn't want to know so many great truths in life, and living a free, plain, and stable life is her biggest ideal. So you don't need to know so much, it's still necessary to maintain a childlike and pure heart, at least it's simple and fulfilling. So, she knocked on the table impatiently, and the ghost store manager really knew it at one point.
Ghost Qi knows that he is a little verbose, and in fact, anyone can say a lot, but he is not hungry. So, he called out to the guy: "Zhang San'er, Li Si sent these two guest officers to the presidential suite in the Dragon Tower, and today I will give them a fifty-fifty discount." ”
The two of them called Zhang San'er to the table above by the window, and Zhang San'er said with a sinister expression: "Guest officer, please drink tea, the good wine and food you want will arrive soon." Why don't you enjoy this song and dance tune first? ”
He led the two of them to the standard Accord, and then clapped his hands, and saw a dancer come in. It was in the midst of nothingness, like a fairy with a bead.
I saw that the woman was Yang Xuebai, a woman in white who had suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and was exhausted by the old village chief of Huang Han in the back garden of Heshuiyou County. She danced here again, charming and eye-catching.
You see that although he is dressed in Shu silk and Hunan silk, he wears a hollow see-through, and what should be exposed is exposed, and what should not be exposed is somewhat covered by three points. It makes people ethereal, like a dream, wandering between drunken life and dreams.
It makes people think about it a lot, and I don't know what to do. The turbulent heart has long since lost its own, and its heavy body seems to be a shell.
made Nameless already fascinated between opening and closing his eyes! In contact with it again, it is really a leg cartilage crisp. The nameless one who watched it was really intoxicated, like a fantasy and a dream.
I don't want to, just when Nameless did what he wanted, Fu Baobao pushed down the snow-white girl and shouted: "Why does the boss of Longlou use these goods to cheat people out of money, you are jumping around here, and you don't let people eat!"
The nameless said: "The dance is very good, why are you going to push others! A weak woman can't stand you being so frightened, isn't she just like us? It's all for life, and it's a last resort." ”
Yang Xuebai pretended to sobbed and complained about her miserable life, telling about her ill-fated fate and how difficult her life was. Because his family is poor, he has no ability to survive. It's just that since childhood, I have been playing and singing, singing and dancing, and singing and singing. Therefore, he came to this rich landlord's place to beg for some money to live, and said that he used his body to hook up with Fu Baobao, which was a solution to the whole body, and he didn't believe that such a woman standing in front of him was not moved, it was really a glass man who couldn't get in, and said: "Big brother, don't you think I'm also beautiful." But everyone who has come here to see the little sister will pity the little sister, why do you refuse to let people go thousands of miles away?"
As she spoke, she fumbled for the golden frays in the pockets of the baby's clothes. I just want people to lose money and things unconsciously when they are comfortable and enjoyable.
Who knew that Fu Baobao split his head and covered his face without leaving a face: "You, a water-based Yanghua woman, how can a dignified man allow you to touch wherever you want? As a woman, you must have an honest person." Although we are poor, we must be ambitious. Don't hook up with people, sell your body and your body like this, and sell your soul. Is your mother aware of such a charming affair?"
Nameless suddenly said, "Oh, so you're a geisha!"
Yang Xuebai was choked by this Fu Baobao's face, and couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and shook his sleeves and walked away: "I've seen a bad man, but I've never seen a man as bad as you." It's really not a man's man, and I doubt you're still a man. ”
Fu Baobao said casually: "Seeing that you are working so hard, I can't let you go back empty-handed, you have to mean something!"
She took out a penny to show her heart, and then saw Yang Xuebai glaring at Fu Baobao and slamming the door.
Fu Baobao didn't forget to shout: "Why is this meal still here, if you go over, tell them to hurry up." ”
The beggar looked at the surrounding environment, and most of the people who came and went in front of the door and window here were dressed brightly and had fat waists. But after a while, the beggar said to Fu Baobao: "Big brother, I have never had the luxury of this environment, so I feel a little nervous in my heart." ”
Nameless saw the magnificence, and his voice didn't dare to let out a loud voice, but Fu Baoche said boldly: "Nervous, what is afraid of a bird, what environment has not been experienced, but in this comfortable environment, I will be nervous." She tugged at her throat.
The beggar pulled her and said, "Be quiet, why are you arguing the same." ”
Fu Baobao slapped the table and said: "What are you afraid of, is it possible that someone here will eat you." ”
At this time, the guy brought good wine and food, and Fu Baobao rolled up his sleeves and ate and drank a few sips of rice wine. also pulled the guy who was beaten on the head and bled to come over and drink for them, Zhang San'er was unwilling, there was no way that the customer was God, so he obeyed Fu Baobao's call. The beggar was quietly watching her like this, as if he had something to do. This is not like the beggar as it is, and he may not have gotten used to it. The sudden change of heaven and earth is difficult for people to accept for a while.
Seeing his stunned appearance, Fu Baobao asked angrily and funny: "What do you look at stinky eggs, will I still eat you." Let's eat, it's a bad life, and I'm afraid that others will poison the wine and food! Just the few dollars we have are not enough to wipe out that girl's family. The woman who was trying to get our money was coaxed away by me, what are you worried about? ”
He looked at it again, and then knocked the food in his hand on the head and said, "Stinky eggs, you are hungry, why are you still in a daze! Eat, eat meat in big gulps, and drink wine in big bowls." Fu Baobao hooked up with Nameless, Cui said urgently.
Only then did the beggar react and come back to his senses and said, "Oh, okay, I was thinking that my skin is so yellow, and yours is so white, why is that? Can you tell me how well you maintain it? And your breasts are so big, your muscles are so thick, and mine is so flat, how do you train it?" ”
At this time, Fu Baobao felt that he was too exposed, so he stroked his sleeve and grabbed the roast duck leg and hit it: "If you are told to eat, you don't eat, look around." Just look at it, and it's still cranky. Hurry up and give me food with my head down, go out and beg when I'm full, do serious things, think about what to do with the next meal, I'm watching me carefully gouge out your eyeballs. ”
Fu Baobao muttered: "Gone woman, look at the man, you really don't let go of people, it seems that the spring heart is rippling." ”
While eating, the beggar responded: "Beautiful girl, who doesn't want it, it's just a matter of thinking about it." If one day I can become a hero, when will there be many beautiful girls around me?"
Fu Baobao saw that this person had a spring dream, and couldn't help but splash the warm soup on his face and said, "Drink the soup, you're full, let's go ask for food." ”
Sure enough, the nameless glimmer of beautiful longing that had just been flooded was extinguished. So he buried his head in eating and filled this meal and said.
At this time, the street seemed to be lively. They saw a thick-skinned and thick-skinned man teasing the folk girl in broad daylight, and the spectators next to them said: "This time, where is the woman who is unlucky and entangled by Song Laohu, so she has to peel off her skin and lose her flesh." ”
Fu Baobao and the beggar picked their teeth while walking, it was the time when the spring breeze was proud, they were wandering on this street, where there was excitement, they drilled wherever they went, and they also stuck their heads out to watch. I saw a group of people on the third floor and the outer three floors watching the monkeys play, which was very lively.
"Little sister, big brother will help you get this flower and blue seed. This flower is so beautiful, just like your red and tender face. "Song Abao people sent the nickname Big Insect as a harmful party, two of the three major pests in the capital, known as a prostitute, two tigers, and three waves. He walked down the street with people, and when he saw the beautiful woman, he stepped forward to tease the flower seller and said.
The flower girl saw so many people and so many pairs of eyes looking at her. Her face had already turned red with shame, and she resisted: "I don't sell this flower for this letter, I'm just a poor and lowly woman who sells flowers for a living, please raise your noble hand and spare me." ”
Song Laohu continued to pester the flower-buying woman and said, "I don't want to eat you, I'm here to buy your flowers." You let me kiss that lily flower on your face first, and I'll buy yours. ”
It turned out that Song Abao and the swinger both fell in love with the flower girl, but the swinger had just escaped from the Dragon Tower Hotel, and the two scholars he brought with him were beaten away by Song Laohu's seven or eight thugs. It turns out that this flower girl also deliberately provoked these rich children, because such people have always spent money. When you are generous, you don't hesitate to spend money, and when you are stingy, it's a dime.
Song Laohu himself devised a heroic plan to save the beauty, and the original flower girl also deliberately blackened herself to prevent provoking right and wrong. Unexpectedly, after meeting Wan Qiyunyun on the side of the road, he praised him twice: "What a good girl, how can she hide herself deeply." She saw that the red-faced and white-clothed boy praised him, so on a whim, she simply dressed up, not wanting to cause this unjust incident.
Fu Baobao and the beggar ran upstairs to watch, and the beggar upstairs was already angry, so he wanted to jump down and give the Song tiger a few sticks.
However, Fu Baobao suppressed it and said: "Little brother, don't be impulsive, there are many people in the family, and we are still being told by the officers and soldiers and the people in the gang." If you are so reckless, not only will you not be able to help people, but you will also harm her. Why don't you wait for me here, and I'll come when I go. ”
The beggar continued to hold back his grievances, because he had been deceived so often before. So when you see those who deceive others, it's a bit like seeing an enemy. And now that I have a little bit of ability, I want to fight unevenly. However, he also believed in Fu Baobao's ability, so he listened to her persuasion and watched the development of this matter. But after a while, Fu Baobao dressed up cleanly and looked like a son. Slowly walked over, pushed away everyone, and came to the side of the person who was molesting the woman of the good family.
The beggar was holding a wooden stick and suddenly saw Fu Baobao's appearance change and smiled: "Big brother, I can't see that you are a talent!"
Fu Baobao just didn't speak, ignored the beggar, but walked with a free fan, walked to the side of the two tea guests and sat down. After a while, she said politely to the two of them: "Dare to ask the two brothers, who is the fierce person on the street who molests the folk girl in broad daylight...... ”
One of the spectators looked around and lowered his voice, "I said this boy, you'd better leave this incident alone." You don't know yet, this is the evil local overlord who has just returned from Jinan. He is the only son of Song Qiong in Songjiazhuang, and their parents love him in every way and take care of him for his crimes. And with this Yamen lord He Shui Youzhi County Master, as well as the surrounding Wei Yong Wei Zhi County, don't be the master of Shangshu is his maternal uncle, only say that the eunuch of the court often runs to their village, as if he is going to his own home, there is a big backstage behind the waist. Besides, those head hunters are just like he is an iron buddy, no matter who he doesn't ask, he is a close friend. So in this way, the son of Songjiazhuang is here all day long, and regards the small county town of Chang'an as his back garden, but it hurts the people here. ”
"Dare to ask what the name of the son of the Song family is. ”
"His name is Song Abao. Another spectator didn't like it either.
"Oh, that's a nice name. ”
"Yes, it's a good name, but this man probably doesn't call him by his name, but by his nickname. He is extremely vicious and can be compared with the big worm, so people call him Song Daworm. ”
"Oh, I see, I think so, thank you so much for reminding you two brothers, if you can't provoke this kind of person, you have to hide. Fu Baobao walked away like this.
Then she turned around and glanced at the beggar, and the beggar waited for him to go downstairs to understand, so he ate a few bites in a daze, and hid the half roast goose he took from He Zhixian in his arms, so he ran downstairs to chase him.