Chapter 18 The gods are also cute

Yifan thought that Yin Xiaoran was so shocked that she could make a dish because she saw that she could make food, so she had a strange expression, stepped forward and pulled her to the stove, pointed to the fragrant Buddha jumping over the wall in the porcelain altar, and said, "It's the first time I've done it, how about you taste it?"

Then he scooped up a bowl of vegetables with a spoon, took a pair of chopsticks, and brought them to her, and motioned for her to take them and taste them with his eyes.

To his surprise, Yin Xiaoran not only didn't answer, but said in a somewhat gritted voice: "You made it yourself?"

Yifan nodded and said, "Well, yes." ”

Yin Xiaoran couldn't hold back any longer, took the dishes and chopsticks, put the things on the stove, and then pointed at Yi Fan and roared with a look of hatred that could not be made of steel: "You loser! You actually use the immortal method that can only be used once a day to cook?! Can you become an immortal after eating this dish?

Yifan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I don't use the immortal method, I can only use it once a day, of course I won't use it easily." ”

"Nonsense! If it weren't for the immortal method, how would you make this dish? The Buddha who can cook for the first time can make such a difficult Buddha jump over the wall, you deceive the child?" Yin Xiaoran didn't believe it at all, and decided in his heart that Yifan was lying.

Seeing that the explanation was not clear, Yifan simply expressed it with actions.

I saw him pick up a piece of old ginger, cut it open, cut out several diamond-shaped slices, each slice of the same thickness and size, and then took out another jar from the kitchen cabinet and spread the ginger slices flat at the bottom of the jar.

Then he took out a washed winter bamboo shoot from the vegetable basket on the side, cut it out a few diamond-shaped slices, and spread them on top of the ginger slices, and the size of the bamboo shoots was exactly the same as the ginger slices.

Then, take out a few steamed shiitake mushrooms, remove the stems of the shiitake mushrooms, spread the shiitake mushrooms on top of the bamboo shoots, then put in cooked chicken, shrimp meat, scallops, boiled and shelled quail eggs, wide belly, then put in shark fins, lay it flat, and then take out a small abalone and put it on top.

This layer of accumulation, the originally empty porcelain altar has been filled with ingredients, Yi Fan's delicate and delicate knife work, and skillful movements like flowing water, Yin Xiaoran on the side almost fell off his jaw when he saw it.

After doing all this, Yifan turned to her and said unhurriedly: "Next, it's time to put the flower carving and simmer on the fire, do you want me to continue?"

Yin Xiaoran had already begun to believe Yi Fan's words, but she suddenly remembered that she had seen on the Internet that it took a long time to simmer to make a Buddha jumping over the wall, how long would it take? How could it be made? And she was sure that she definitely did not have these two porcelain altars that were so exquisite that they were comparable to antiques, nor did they have the luxury goods of shark fin, scallop and abalone.

Thinking of this, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but put a slightly mocking chuckle on her lips, and she said, "Go on! I'd like to see how you can make a dish that needs to be simmered for more than eight hours in such a short time!"

Yi Fan seemed to be stunned, but this fleeting stunned look was noticed by Yin Xiaoran, and he was even more sure of his guess in his heart, this half-hung fairy dared to lie to her!

Just when she was thinking about how she should settle accounts with Yifan after he was out of trouble, something happened that was completely beyond her imagination.

I saw that Yifan easily picked up the bulky porcelain altar with only one left hand, and then put the palm of his right hand facing up and placed it under the porcelain altar, his eyes were sharp, and a wisp of blue flame appeared in the palm of his right hand.

I'll go! The palm of his hand can breathe fire! Yin Xiaoran's jaw fell for the second time.

"This ...... This ......" her fingers trembled and pointed to Yifan's right palm that was breathing fire, and she couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.

What happened in front of her had already exceeded her capacity, she was a little dizzy, and felt that she was not dreaming, so she quickly shook her head and rubbed her eyes again, but the fire was still there, and Yifan's hand was not injured, could it be that he was using the immortal method now?

No, he said that the immortal method can only be used once a day, is he lying to himself? The immortal method can only be used once a day!

Yin Xiaoran was angry, but reason calmed her down, took a deep breath, and said coldly: "Give me an explanation!"

Yi Fan knew what she thought of when she saw her expression, put down the porcelain altar, waved his right hand in the void, the flames disappeared immediately, and the white jade-like palm was unharmed.

"Xiao Ran, have you heard of the Three Flavors True Fire?" he said lightly.

"It's been acted in TV, and it's been written in novels......" Speaking of this, her eyes widened suddenly, "Could it be that it was the three flavors of real fire just now?"

Isn't it? The legendary three-flavor true fire that can destroy the world is so exaggerated?!

Yifan nodded, "That's right, what I summoned just now is the Three Flavors True Fire, which is also a kind of Dao technique, not an immortal method, but I can only play its role of less than two percent now, but it is enough to speed up the time to stew vegetables." ”

The corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth began to twitch, Hey, hey, cooking, do you need to use such an exaggerated means as the three-flavor real fire?

"So I really didn't use the immortal method, you wronged me. Yifan looked at her innocently.

Yin Xiaoran is powerless to support his forehead, you are a fairy, a fairy, what kind of aggrieved expression does you want to make trouble with a pouting mouth like a kindergarten child who has been robbed of a lollipop? Hey, the twinkle in your eyes shouldn't be water, right?

Pit your father, how long has it been since he went down to earth, and the gods have learned to sell cute! The earth is too dangerous, she wants to go to Mars, hey!

It's just that Yin Xiaoran is a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted goods, and in the face of Yifan, who is as full of grievances as a resentful woman, she has no choice but to make a low noise.

said sorry on the lips, but in my heart there seemed to be tens of thousands of grass and mud horses roaring wildly on the Malegobi Desert Nima, which was definitely heart-wrenching and hurting the liver and stomach!

Hearing her apologize, Lord Yifan smiled a lot: "No need to apologize, it's okay for you to think so, it's okay." ”

It doesn't matter, why did you just make a grievance like a little daughter-in-law? Obviously, you want her to apologize and admit her mistakes!

Yin Xiaoran looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, and his face was full of cows......

This dinner a certain woman ate very much, turned grief and depression into food, and regarded most of the jar of vegetables as a black-hearted fairy, stuffed them all into her stomach, and then sat and waited for digestion and excretion, which is the authentic "venting the hatred in my heart".

Looking at Yin Xiaoran, who had obviously eaten too much in front of him, but still looked at the porcelain altar with resentful eyes, and continued to stretch out his chopsticks with the intention of fighting again, the corners of Yifan's mouth rose slightly, and his eyes were gentle.