Little girl?

I'm Nima, Ji Kao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he heard this.

This superb flirting skill is almost comparable to me, and it is worthy of a combination of a thief saint and a love saint...... The willow plantar is down.

"Woo...... Brother Liu, you are too good to me. I've grown so big, no one has ever cared about me so much, they think I'm fat and don't like me. Even my father-in-law is with me, because he likes my family's money, woo, Brother Liu, there are thousands of men in the world, you know Xiaoqian's heart. ”

Aunt Xian hugged Liu Xia and cried bitterly, and took Liu Xia Xiao's hand and put it on her chest.

"Alas, Xiaoqian, how can you think so? You are fat, this is ...... This is obviously plump. Look at the women out there, which one is as big as your boobs, how sexually blessed a man can marry you, and what is there to complain about. Liu Xiazu patted Aunt Xian's back, filled with righteous indignation.

"Brother Liu, you are so good! They don't think so, they think they are fat, they think they are ugly!"

"How could it be? Xiaoqian, do you know? In order to describe your beauty, I also wrote a poem for you. ”

With that, Liu Xia got up, poured a glass of wine from the table next to him, picked up the glass, turned his head and chest, and his eyes were low and meaningful.

"Ahh

Aunt Xian snorted, covered her chest with her hands, and her eyes were about to flow water.

"The Zhang family has a beautiful woman who lives in a deep valley. ”

Liu Xia's feet slowly spoke, his voice was steady, and the true yuan was thrown away, and the ends of his hair were immediately blown.

"Laugh at the city, and then laugh at the country. ”

A five-word quatrain, slowly spoken, directly making Aunt Xian sit paralyzed on the ground.

After a while, Liu Xia turned his head and drank a glass of Chinese wine in one gulp.

"Brother Liu......", Aunt Xian pounced, fell into Liu's arms, and said in a coquettish voice, "Brother, people...... People suddenly have a shameful thought!"

"What thoughts?"

"People...... People want to give you a baby. ”

Ji Kao, who was in the distance, trembled when he heard this, and almost didn't laugh out loud.

At the same time, Li Bai and Roaring Sky glanced at each other, and they all gasped.

Li Bai: "I'll serve!"

Roaring sky: "This wave of dog food, I'll do it first as a respect!"

And Li Yuanba grabbed Lu Xueqi innocently, lowered his voice and asked: "Sister Xueqi, how can you have a child? Can you and your brother-in-law have a child?" Yuanba also wants to give birth to a child for his brother-in-law. ”

Lu Xueqi's face was black when she heard this, and her pretty face turned red directly, and she didn't know how to answer Li Yuanba's question.

At the same time, the willow plantar in the boudoir window in the distance heard the words, and the tiger's body was shocked, and it is estimated that the chrysanthemums were frightened at this time.

Quickly stabilized his mind, secretly took a few deep breaths, and then lowered his head, looking at the fairy aunt with a sad face, the expression on his face was simply heartbroken.

"Xiaoqian...... Alas, I ...... Why don't I want to have a child with you......? If I had met you a few years earlier, no matter how difficult and hard it was, even if there was a mountain of knives in front of me and a sea of fire at my feet, I would have pursued you and raised a child of our own with you. Can...... But now...... Alas, you and I are destined to have no part. You are already a wife, and I am a gentleman, a seven-foot man, and everyone in the world knows that I will not do such an unrighteous and ungentlemanly thing. I...... How can I bear to ruin your reputation and destroy your family for my own selfish desires?"

Aunt Xian...... Crying again.

Under such tender words, her heart had already melted, and at this time, she looked at Liu Xiajiao stupidly, reached out and touched Liu Xia's face, and nodded slightly: "Brother Liu, what is the gentleman in the world?

Liu Xia nodded, his arm trembled slightly, and he was about to be unable to hold this fat fairy aunt.

So he gritted his teeth and got up, picked up Aunt Xian with trembling arms, put her on the bed, gently covered her with a quilt, touched her fat face, and said gently: "Xiaoqian, it's not early, you can sleep." My brother is leaving, I'll come to see you another day. ”

Aunt Xian sat up with a "rub", grabbed the willow plant, changed her previous gentleness, and shouted loudly: "Is my daughter looking for you again?" These fox spirits, and the old lady robbed men, today is very inciting them to ...... Brother Liu, you, you can accompany me again, just for a while. ”

Liu Xia shook his head, gently pushed Aunt Xian down, sighed, and said: "I, Liu Xia Yuan, love the women of the world, and I can't favor one over the other." Xiaoqian, in order to alleviate the conflict between you and your daughter, even if I give up my own **, I have to save her fallen soul. You sleep, when you wake up, all the contradictions will be ...... Vanish. ”

When the last four words were spoken, the two long strands of long hair on Liu Xia's forehead were windless, extremely handsome, extremely righteous, and a face that looked so righteous and awe-inspiring.

When Aunt Xian saw such a scene, her eyes were full of caution, she nodded obediently and closed her eyes.

At this time, Liu Xia took Aunt Xian's belly pocket, and then turned out of the window and moved towards the next goal.

......

When the next window was pushed open, Ji Kao's and his party's eyes were about to fall out, and inside, it turned out to be ...... There are two fairy aunts.

At this time, the two fairy aunts were quarreling.

"You don't look in the mirror and look at you like that, fat as a pig, and embarrassed to run out and be scared. Rob Brother Liu with me, you don't want to think about it, his wind-like man, his man who waves his sleeves and doesn't take away a cloud, will like you?"

"Of course Brother Liu likes me, he said that he likes my plump body like 'one point is too fat, and one point is too thin'. Hmph, how can it be like you, you are a fox smelly, and the smoke has smoked people to death, so Brother Liu can't stand you. ”

"Hey, you bastard, you want to fight, right? Brother Liu said that I am a god-given body fragrance, which was only owned by Princess Xiangxiang in ancient times, and it is the certificate that the fairy fell into the world after being reincarnated. You ignorant woman, what do you know?"

The two fairy aunts scolded each other fiercely, and at the same time as they were about to show signs of fighting, the willow plantar was like a breeze, fluttering in from the window and falling to the ground.

The two fairy aunts who were rolling up their sleeves and pulling away the posture to fight, as soon as they saw Liu Xia's feet entering, they immediately snorted, like two injured deer, no, like two injured elephants, they threw themselves into Liu Xia's arms.

"Brother Liu, you're finally here. ”

"Brother Liu, I have a new belly pocket, is it ...... Oh, people are embarrassed to say it. ”

Suddenly, four fists the size of a casserole danced up and down, smashing the old face of the willow plantar red, and even Ji Kao, who had the body of the Hades Prison King, felt a pain in his chest, and mourned for the willow in his heart for a while.

Nima, brother, you also suffered for the sake of picking up girls.

This...... Where is this special little fist beating your chest, this is clearly the rhythm of the big stone crushing the chest!