Volume 1 The Romance of the Eastern Wilderness Chapter 31 Bastard
There's no denying it!
As time passed, Yu Linglong's attitude towards Ye Lingren was changing.
But in Yu Linglong's heart, there is always a string that cannot be crossed - the master-apprentice relationship!
That's it!
And let him pull himself, and let him lead himself, resigned to fate!
Seeing Ye Lingren spreading joy everywhere in Tianxiang Palace like a child, Yu Linglong let it go and accompanied Ye Lingren to go through the entire Tianxiang Palace.
The sky is getting dark, the lights are on, and the whole Tianxiang Palace is like a heavenly palace.
Stepping into the night, Ye Lingren pulled Yu Linglong back to the wing room residence of the Guose Hall.
Entering the room, Ye Lingren didn't say a word, and pulled Yu Linglong to the starlight tent that had not been dismantled, but Yu Linglong, who reacted, casually burst into a chestnut.
"Criminal, don't you really know how the word for death is written? Yesterday, the teacher just gave you a taste of the pain of the impact of divine thoughts, and you kid forgot it so quickly?"
"Oh, Master, don't you believe me? Come on, come and attack me again!"
As he spoke, Ye Lingren took advantage of the situation to hide in the Xinghui tent and closed the curtain on the door.
Yu Linglong was stunned when she saw it, and her mind changed, and she decided to teach this stinky boy who was neither big nor small a lesson, so as not to go out and be taught to death by others in the future.
Thinking like this, Yu Linglong gathered hundreds of divine thoughts, and after thinking about it, she withdrew half of her divine thoughts, and then cautiously rushed towards the starlight tent.
Yu Linglong sent Shen Nian out of her body, and before she could hit the Starlight tent, a piercing alarm sounded in the chamber, which was from the cauldron.
Sensing the haunting of Yu Linglong's divine thoughts, the cauldron dutifully sounded the alarm.
Yu Linglong was stunned for a moment, and she was suspicious, she slammed her divine thoughts into the starlight tent, and the next moment, the silver-gray mysterious material on the starlight tent suddenly radiated a heavy starlight, although the bright starlight was invisible, but it just held Yu Linglong's divine thoughts.
No matter how Jade Linglong envoyed, Shen Nian could never invade the Starlight tent.
At this moment, Yu Linglong was really dumbfounded......
But at this moment, Ye Lingren opened the tent door and showed his figure.
"You...... How the hell did you do that?"
"Master, science and technology are people-oriented, this is the power of science and technology!" Unfathomable, Ye Lingren enjoyed Yu Linglong's admiration, and then heard Yu Linglong ask suspiciously: "Technology, what is technology......? Who the hell are you?"
"Master, it seems that my true identity cannot be concealed after all! I will tell you the truth! I am me, your destined true destiny!"
“...... , get out!" Taking advantage of the wide opening of the tent door, Yu Linglong slipped Ye Lingren out like a chicken, and casually released the red silk silk tassel to tie Ye Lingren up. Seeing Ye Lingren with a ruffian smile on his face, Yu Linglong felt a sense of powerlessness.
This enemy is simply her nemesis!
Yu Linglong thought so, and the cauldron shook again.
The two people who were close at hand glanced at each other, Yu Linglong shook her head slowly, and the next moment, the master and apprentice retreated into the Xinghui tent with a tacit understanding, and Yu Linglong even pulled the door.
Just as the door was closing, a heavy divine thought invaded.
The starlight was sprinkled all over, and the heavy divine thought was as powerless as the previous jade divine thought, and it could not penetrate the defenses of the starlight tent at all, and it could not hurt the two people in the tent.
From the outside, the Starlight tent is silver-gray and opaque, but from the inside, the Starlight tent looks like nothing, and the scene of the outside world can be seen at a glance.
That cauldron has been constantly sounding alarms.
This meant that the uninvited thought in the room still hadn't left.
"Master, you help me untie it, I'll deal with him!"
"You, are you sure? You're just a god!"
"Master, don't worry, I never fight a battle that I am not sure of!"
Ye Lingren said confidently, and as soon as Yu Linglong's heart moved, he untied the red silk silk, and Ye Lingren, who was free, pretended to move his hands and feet.
Here's the show!
The starlight tent that Ye Lingren bought was originally a single person, and when he bought it, the Taoist in the other world kindly reminded Ye Lingren that there were double tents for sale, and in view of Ye Lingren being a big customer who was rare to see in a thousand years, two people were equivalent to a single person, but Ye Lingren shook his head again and again, and repeatedly emphasized that there were no double people, only single people.
In the end, it is even more threatening: If you dare to post a pair, I will dare to give a bad review!
In this way, Ye Lingren received a single tent, and now two big living people are crammed into a single tent, not to mention the taste of ecstasy.
As soon as Ye Lingren moved his hands and feet, he couldn't help but touch here and there.
Although the partial jade Linglong has a sense, it is difficult to say anything about him......
Finally ate enough of the beautiful master's tofu, seeing that the cauldron was still noisy, and the divine thought was still not good, Ye Lingren snorted coldly and took out the Longinus gun.
Pulling a small hole open the door of the Starlight Tent, just enough to insert the barrel of the Longinus Gun, and opening the scope above the barrel, Ye Lingren squinted, and sure enough, he saw a mysterious material like a ghost wandering in front of the Starlight Tent.
Your grandma has a leg!
Lao Tzu doesn't send cats, you treat me as critically ill?
Thinking so, Ye Lingren pulled the trigger according to the instruction manual.
Then, nothing happened, and just when Ye Lingren thought that he had been faked, the divine sense detection cauldron that had been alarming the police before suddenly went silent.
This means: there are no more foreign thoughts or senses in the room!
Hey!
It's really a gun out of the fire, and the medicine is to get rid of the disease!
In order to be cautious, Ye Lingren released his only divine thought out of the Starlight tent, not wanting to sound the alarm again in the next moment, the cauldron that had just stopped for a while.
This shows that the silence of the cauldron is not a malfunction!
While putting away Longinus' spear, Ye Lingren didn't want to open the Starlight tent immediately, but instead pulled the door of the tent again.
Turning around, Ye Lingren had a solemn expression.
"How...... What's wrong?"
"The opponent is very strong! it seems that we can only stay here for one night!"
"What...... What? It's been here all night? Such a small place......" Thinking of the previous embarrassment, Yu Linglong and Yurong Shengxia, but it was Ye Lingren, who suddenly made a generous and righteous statement: "What Master said is! The so-called male and female are not at the same table at the age of seven, and you and I are a master-apprentice relationship, how can the apprentice tarnish the master's innocence? In this way, Master, you can stay here with peace of mind, and the apprentice will go out and fight with him to the death." Even if he dies, he will die outside, never inside!"
“......”
Hearing this, Yu Linglong looked at Ye Lingren blankly.
Even Ye Lingren himself thinks: He is a man enough!
The next moment, Yu Linglong sighed quietly and didn't say anything.
In the small single tent, a man and a woman fell silent.
Suddenly, without warning, Yu Linglong lay flat on the side of the tent, looking at the sleeping position of the Yiren who occupied half of the tent, Ye Lingren swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.
"You can lie down for a while! It's tiring after a long day!"
"I'm not tired!"
As soon as the words came out, Ye Lingren raised his hand and gave himself a big slap!
Yu Linglong was stunned when she saw it, and immediately smiled.
"What? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid that your teacher will eat you? I see that you are quite bold on weekdays, but don't you still ...... during the day Why don't you have the guts now?"
"Hehe, Master, you are really good at laughing!"
I'm not afraid that you will eat me, I am afraid that I will eat you!
But since you've said so, if I don't take the initiative, I'll be intimidated!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ye Lingren tentatively lay flat next to Yu Linglong, his heart was pounding, and he couldn't help but ask himself: Is this what it feels like to be in love for the first time?
It's so cool!
Vaguely, Ye Lingren always felt that something was going to happen tonight, but he fell asleep silently, completely forgetting the most important thing......
Before falling asleep, Ye Lingren was still chattering: Sure enough, technology is people-oriented!
When Ye Lingren woke up the next day, he found that he was tied up by a red silk silk.
Ye Lingren was the only one in the Xinghui tent, and there was no jade Linglong.
Tentatively moving his body, Ye Lingren sadly discovered that the red silk scarlet was a magic weapon at the first level, and it was no longer as easy to fool as the original magic weapon Bai Honglian.
Ye Lingren couldn't even move......
"Master, help, the apprentice has a nightmare......
“...... , What is the name of the ghost?" Yu Linglong's figure appeared at the door of the Xinghui tent, looking at Ye Lingren who was tied into a stick, Yu Linglong laughed: "Tell you to grind your teeth! Tell you to snore! Call you to deceive as a teacher - that divine thought has already left, right!"
"Master, you are truly wise and beautiful, compassionate and kind!"
"Stop!" Yu Linglong's heart moved, and the red silk silk was untied, Ye Lingren regained his freedom, jumped out of the starlight tent and shouted: "Long live Master!"
"Are you going to visit the garden today?"
"Visiting the garden, let's wait to see a good show today!"
As he spoke, Ye Lingren took out a newly acquired mobile phone.
This mobile phone is also one of the ten pieces of equipment, naturally it is not an ordinary mobile phone, but a super invincible smart phone that has been improved by the monks of that time and space.
The biggest difference is that the phone uses aura, not power!
In other words, the maddening lack of battery on a regular phone is almost impossible on this phone - as long as you have an aura, you can stand by indefinitely!
Ye Lingren took out his mobile phone at this time, naturally not to play, but to test whether the seeds planted in Tianxiang Palace the day before had germinated.
Judging from the performance of the cauldron, tent and pistol last night, Ye Lingren was looking forward to it.
After the phone was turned on, Ye Lingren connected to a remote Bluetooth connection, and through Bluetooth remote control, Ye Lingren activated a display window.
This window is divided into dozens of sizes, densely packed.
With the improvement of his cultivation, Ye Lingren not only does not invade the cold and heat, but also does not commit hunger and thirst, but also has extremely sharp senses such as eyesight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch, which is very different from ordinary people.
It was through these screens that Ye Lingren monitored the entire Tianxiang Palace.
One day yesterday, when he and Yu Linglong joined forces to play Tianxiang Palace, Ye Lingren scattered a large number of nano-level micro-robots, all over the Tianxiang Palace.
These miniature robots themselves are set up with the function of shielding divine thoughts.
At the same time, the power of the microrobot is extremely large, and a very small microrobot can accept the wind and grass coefficient within a radius of kilometers.
Ye Lingren is willing to sacrifice his blood again!
Within the confines of Tianxiang Palace, he scattered a large number of miniature robots.
Now, through the APP on his mobile phone, Ye Lingren is searching for clues.
After a fruitless search, Ye Lingren took out the instructions for use, and compared them to learn while watching, he really found a humanized function - specific search!
Just enter a specific keyword and the system will search for relevant content with precision.
Now learning and using, Ye Lingren entered the "Vulture Palace".
I got very little information, and occasionally there were a few pieces of information about the "Vulture Palace", which were all high-sounding official words, and I couldn't find anything wrong with them.
Obviously, the Vulture Palace is not a keyword.
After pondering for a while, Ye Lingren typed in the word "Honorable Envoy" again, but some information came out, but most of it was a scene, and it was not painful at all.
Without giving up, Ye Lingren entered a lot of messy keywords.
In the end, in desperation, Ye Lingren stopped the truce.
I can't imagine that with such a technological weapon in my hand, I won't make reasonable use of it.
Thinking like this, Ye Lingren shook his head, quite frustrated, but Yu Linglong, who had been watching him busy, couldn't see him depressed, and asked the reason.
"Master, you are the embodiment of both wisdom and beauty! You help me think about it, if it were a person from Tianxiang Palace, what would you call us two behind your back?"
"What's so hard about this? How ugly it sounds, how can it come! Like two bastards!"
"Wang ...... It's ugly!"
Crying and laughing, Ye Lingren entered the keyword "bastard" into the system, and as a result, a large paragraph of information about him and Yu Linglong really popped up.
Ye Lingren looked at this information, angry and funny......