Chapter 57: One side is big and the other is small

"What are you talking about?" Hu Jiao'er's face changed, and she smiled forcefully: "I don't understand." ”

He won't see that he is not a little sister, right? Impossible, he clearly only has the ninth layer of the Quenching Body Realm, how can he be seen through the means played by a true Yuan Realm powerhouse? What's more, he and his little sister already look like each other, there is no difference in voice or form, and the old people in the gang often mistake the identities of their sisters, how can he have this ability?

Yang Kai looked at her lightly and chuckled, "The girl said this, is she unwilling to admit it?"

"Confess what? I don't know what you're talking about. "Hu Jiaoer is doing the most difficult work.

Yang Kai rubbed his forehead and said helplessly: "Then I'll make it clearer." Girl, you're not Hu Mei'er, I want to ...... You should be her twin sister. ”

Hu Jiao'er was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Why do you say that?"

This time, she didn't deny it strongly, but looked at Yang Kai with interest, and she also wanted to know where she had exposed her feet. If Yang Kai couldn't say that he was ugly, he was obviously deceiving himself with words.

Maybe he is just confused and unsure now, so he has to admit it himself. Hu Jiaoer guessed in her heart.

"Girl, you're testing my eyesight. Yang Kai was not annoyed, he smiled, turned around and walked to the table to pick up the teacup he had just drunk, took a sip and said, "Actually, I have never been sure if you are Hu Mei'er, but now I can be sure that you are not her!"

Hu Jiao'er looked stunned, but gritted her teeth with hatred, it turned out that what she said just now was really a temptation! I'm so angry! This girl, a martial artist of the True Yuan Realm, didn't pay attention to the way of a kid in the Quenching Realm, this is really a boat overturned in the gutter, and she lost face.

It's no longer interesting to deny it, Hu Jiao'er laughed coquettishly, sat sideways on the incense bed, her bewitching figure looming, her beautiful eyes looked at Yang Kai, and she asked softly, "When did you start being suspicious?"

"When drinking tea. Yang Kai knocked on the teacup in his hand, "Although the tea fragrance is pleasant, it can't hide the woman's aroma on the cup, and there is a faint lip print on the mouth of the cup, I think this teacup should have been used by someone not long ago, right? And that person is Miss Hu Mei'er." ”

"Just because of this, you think I'm not Mei'er?" Hu Jiao'er was stunned.

"Of course, it's more than that. Yang Kai shook his head slowly, "The second thing that makes me suspicious is your temperament! I don't think that in just ten days, a woman's temperament can change drastically. To put it mildly, the charm of the girl is a little immature, but the charm of the girl is natural. ”

"I love to hear that. Hu Jiao'er covered her mouth and chuckled, "Go on, is there anything else?"

"Thirdly, the body fragrance on you and Miss Mei'er is very similar, but if you taste it carefully, it is different, her fragrance is sweet, and your fragrance is slightly elegant. ”

"Stinky boy!" Hu Jiao'er's face turned pink, Yang Kai's explicit words made her a little uncontrollable, remembering the sacrifice she had made just now in order to test him, Hu Jiao'er couldn't wait to slap the man in front of her into a meatloaf.

"Fourth ......" Yang Kai ignored Hu Jiao'er's cannibalistic eyes and continued.

"And ah......" Hu Jiao'er was surprised, she didn't expect that this stinky boy who only had a quenching body realm martial artist would actually see so many flaws, originally she thought it was seamless.

"Hehe, the fourth point is the injury on your foot, girl. The injury looked like a sprain, but it was actually caused by your own movement from the inside. This is the biggest failure, although Mei'er girl is a girl, she is also a martial artist, how can she sprain her foot so easily?"...,

"It was my negligence. Hu Jiao'er nodded slightly, at that time, she was only thinking about how to make Yang Kai scheming, but she didn't think so far-reaching.

Raising her head, seeing that Yang Kai was still pondering, Hu Jiao'er said, "Don't tell me, you still see any flaws." ”

Hu Jiao'er was quite unconvinced, how could he think that the perfect thing was full of flaws when he came to him? However, his analysis was still the truth, which made it impossible to refute it.

This stinky boy is so tired of watching!

If he dares to say that there are any flaws, his aunt and grandmother have to make him look good, and he doesn't know how to look at people's faces at all.

"Then don't talk about it. Yang Kai's brows furrowed.

Hearing him say this, Hu Jiao'er was not happy, her beautiful eyes were frosty, she smiled lightly, and her silver teeth clenched: "Say!"

"Still don't say it!" Yang Kai shook his head.

Hu Jiao'er said angrily: "If I let you say it, you can say it, how can there be someone like you who hangs people's appetites." ”

Yang Kai smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid that saying it will make the girl angry." ”

Hu Jiao'er's phoenix eyes narrowed: "Make me angry?

"Yes. ”

"Then I'm going to have to listen to it even more. ”

"But you have to make sure you don't get angry. ”

"If you don't say it, how do I know if I'm going to be angry?"

"Forget it. ”

"You...... Don't you know that when Lu Dao has a dispute with a woman, he takes a step back?" Hu Jiao'er secretly hated, this kid looked shrewd, but he was actually a stunned young man, and he didn't understand the amorous feelings at all.

"Take a step back, I'll get hurt, I feel like ...... I can't beat you. Yang Kai's face was serious.

"Even if you still know each other a little!" Hu Jiao'er smiled proudly, her body rolled up a gust of wind, strolled from the incense bed to the table, sat down in clothes, looked at Yang Kai with a lot of charm, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, I promise I won't be angry with you." ”

"And promise not to hit me. ”

"Okay!" Hu Jiao'er replied through gritted teeth, "Tell me, what is the worst flaw in this?"

Yang Kai said with a straight face: "Actually, it's not a flaw, it's just that you and Mei'er girl don't look the same." ”

"What's the difference?" Hu Jiaoer said curiously, she and her little sister are completely carved out of the same mold, how can there be any difference?

Yang Kai smashed his mouth, hesitated for a long time, and then said: "Your ass is big on one side and small on the other!

As soon as these words came out, Hu Jiao'er's face turned red in an instant, and the vitality of the True Yuan Realm exploded fiercely, and the wind suddenly howled in the room.

"Remember your promise just now!" Yang Kai's face did not change and his heart did not beat, and he reminded lightly.

Hu Jiao'er's amazing momentum shrank suddenly, she trembled with anger but it was not good to attack, a mouthful of silver teeth was almost crushed, and it took a long time before she slapped the table angrily and screamed: "Fart!"

A girl's family, even such foul language burst out, you can imagine how angry Hu Jiaoer is.

This stinky boy who should have been cut with a thousand knives actually commented that his ass was big and small on one side, is this what a man should say? Where is he big and small on the other side?

Stinky boy, I'm afraid you don't know how to write the dead characters of the road, right?