Chapter 009: Feather Becomes Immortal (II)

The road was very smooth, and the two gods of wealth performed quite well, with extremely fast feet, and they could walk more than 20 miles of mountain roads in an hour, and they continued to walk for more than 10 hours. It's just that Guan Xiao is suffering, although the little boy has been a thief for many years and has been preparing for war for many years, but the most critical thing in the thief assessment is sprinting, high jump, and long jump, how can he not take the race walk and marathon, Guan Xiao feels that his two feet are not his own.

Guan Xiao was still carefully observing the two gods of wealth along the way, until now, as a staunch atheist, Guan Xiao still believes that these two gods of wealth may have been placed by the Luo family brothers with some power system, or simply have some special meridians that can still move after death, and the so-called Xiangxi corpse may have done something on this.

However, he really responded to the song: "Look left and right, look up and down, it turns out that every God of Wealth is not simple." "Guan Xiao, who is as careful as a disciple of the thief sect, didn't even notice anything.

However, Guan Xiao once suddenly asked Luo Nanxun on the basis of a topic: "How did I hear that after the liberation, when the four olds were destroyed, some PLA soldiers caught the corpse chaser, according to the explanation of the corpse at that time, there were two people when the corpse was chased, and one person was advancing with the corpse on his back?"

Luo Nanxun snorted: "Brother Guan Shi, that's literature! Do you think, when we go out, we send more than 10 gods of wealth at a time, it's very common, if you have to ask someone to carry it, how many people do you have to invite?"

Guan Xiao was speechless when asked, in fact, Guan Xiao knew a lot of information about the corpse in Xiangxi, for example, some people said that the corpse was actually just to bring back the head and limbs of the corpse to deceive the family of the deceased, and for example, some people said that in fact, it was two corpse chasers who made two long bamboo poles, put the corpse's arms on the bamboo poles, put them one by one, and then carried them away. It's just that these remarks are more funny and untenable than the one just now, and Guan Xiao is embarrassed to take them out and make trouble.

On the afternoon of the fourth day, a group of three people and two gods of wealth returned to Miao Village, where Luo's family was located. At this moment, Guan Xiao's eyes were a little insufficient—he never imagined that the girls in the Miao family's village were so beautiful!

Most of the girls have narrow sleeves and short shirts, revealing white forearms, and embroidered trousers underneath, with a total of five colors on the clothes. It is no wonder that Du Fu and Du Da poet once wrote "Wuxi clothes and clouds" to describe the scene of Miao Village during the Tang Dynasty.

The Luo family is in the northernmost part of Miao Village, a small river that is extremely clear flows in front of the door, just arrived at the door, the two brothers of the Luo family were stunned for a moment: there was a large group of children at the door of the house - what are you doing here?

After pulling the children apart, I found that the children were curiously looking around a little black donkey, and from time to time there were some children learning to bark at the donkey.

It's no wonder that the ancients said that there were no donkeys in Guizhou since ancient times, and in fact, Xiangxi is next to Guizhou, and since ancient times, there are very few donkeys, not to mention this little donkey with a spirit that can rarely be seen even on TV - less than one meter three with a head and tail, but about one meter three high, a black and shiny donkey hair, a pair of two-foot-long ears, very good-looking.

The little donkey paid no attention to the children around him, and a group of big eyes watched the children very calmly, occasionally looking for the grass in the cracks of the stone with their heads down, and snorting from time to time.

The children, who wore open crotch pants and showed their little brothers, wanted to go up and ride and play, and the little donkey was very clever and immediately turned his butt around - this was the action of kicking, and the children in the cottage understood this, giggling and dodging, and then surrounded again.

A few children were so naughty that they couldn't ride up, so they muttered twice, and one by one they suddenly took out their little pistols and began to shoot intensively at the little donkey!

An amazing scene happened right under Guan Xiao's nose!

The little donkey suddenly screamed, white smoke came out of his body, and then he fell to the ground, and after a convulsion, he actually ...... Unexpectedly...... It shrunk and shrunk until it finally became a palm-sized paper donkey!

The children were frightened, and knew that they had caused trouble—how much would their parents have to pay for the loss of the donkey?

The people in the courtyard heard the voice, and a young man in a pale blue robe rushed out, muttering: "If you don't teach, your father's fault; Stubborn, really stubborn. While muttering, the young man fetched a bucket of water from the river, and poured it on the little donkey, of course, and now it was a small piece of paper, and the little piece of paper had grown up again!

Oh my God! What's going on! Guan Xiao is going crazy! When he goes out this time, is he really bumping into something unclean? How can everything he encounter be like in the most absurd dream! Just ...... These absurd plots can still stand up to scrutiny!

In ancient China, it is said that some qi refiners did have the spell to scatter beans into soldiers and cut paper for beasts, and there is a similar story in "Water Margin". One of the most effective things to crack such spells is child urine. According to Taoism, heaven and earth are Qiankun, men are dry, women are kun, and Tongzi is the yang, therefore, Tongzi's blood and Tongzi's urine have the effect of warding off evil spirits.

Guan Xiao is indeed unforgettable, he even remembered that in the wild history of the Tang Dynasty, it was recorded that Tang Xuanzong once summoned Zhang Guolao, that is, one of the eight immortals, the little old man who likes to ride a donkey upside down, and the little old man sat down on the little donkey that walked 10,000 a day and 8,000 nights, which was a paper donkey, and Zhang Guolao also stuffed the little donkey into his sleeve in front of Tang Xuanzong, and later, Tang Xuanzong also wanted to marry his sister Princess Yuzhen to Zhang Guolao, who was already over 800 years old, and also canonized Zhang Guolao as a doctor of Yinqing Guanglu- There are historical records on this point. Among the Eight Immortals, Zhang Guolao is the only immortal who has truly entered the official history.

When reading this book, Guan Xiao decided that this so-called Zhang Guo Lao must have used some kind of trick similar to magic to deceive the old and dizzy Tang Xuanzong. However, what happened right in front of him, and no change in this donkey could escape Guan Xiao's extremely sharp thief eyes! Everything just now was absolutely not the slightest possibility of magic.

......That's weird! The young man in the green robe in front of him turned out to be his grandmother......