Chapter 39 Hello, I am pollen

The Star Monarch is in charge of the lives of mortals in the earthly world, and this Star Monarch's Mansion is not only a record of the lives of the world, but also a record file of all things in the heavenly realm. All the things that happened in the mortal world will eventually be recorded in writing and classified into this museum.

It's shift time, and there is no one in front of him except for the neat rows of filing cabinets - oh, and there is also a petty officer who is packing up his things and preparing to get off work, and he casually looks up and sees him, first startled, and then angrily reprimanded:

"Who are you? Don't you know that you are not allowed to trespass?"

Tsk, super fierce.

Hua Lie raised his eyebrows, looked left and right and saw no one else, and said in his heart: Very good, it's you.

"What's the matter with you, if you want to change the file, go and get the official to go to the front to go through the formalities with the paperwork, and then someone will lead you here!" The little official saw that he was still standing still, so he dropped the business in his hand and greeted him with a straight face.

Hua Lie had a signature smile on his face, and the snow fan in his hand snapped shut, and almost at the same time, all entrances, doors and windows were closed, and the seal was neatly sealed, cutting off from the outside world impermeably.

"What are you doing?!This place is the Celestial Archive Place, you, you, you don't want to mess around, trespassing on the forbidden land is against the rules of heaven!"

Although the little official's mouth was hard, his legs and feet were already very dexterous and ran to the gate, shaking for a long time, but the gate did not move at all.

"Do you recognize me?"

Hua Lie smiled like a fox.

Shake one’s head.

"It's okay, soon you'll want to engrave my name on your coffin board. ”

Hua Lie's smile did not decrease, and the iron fan in his hand was gently raised, seeing that the little official was immediately lifted upside down and lifted into the air, when even Wow Wow shouted, his mouth "Help, kill" couldn't stop yelling.

"It's really loud. ”

Hua Lie twisted his eyebrows, plucked out his ears, lowered him and pulled him closer, the cold fan bone slid across his face, the silver light was recognizable, revealing the coldness of the forest, but Hua Lie's voice at this time was unusually kind: "Don't shout, I have made a seal, even if you shout in your throat, others will not be able to hear it." ”

The smile on that handsome face was bewitching, as if he could spit out the core and swallow people alive when he spoke. Oh, it's just that this situation is a little weird at the moment, and if you replace that petty official with a beauty, it seems more reasonable.

The petty official swallowed with his head down, and subconsciously grabbed his neckline.

"Rest assured, I only like women. ”

Hua Lie glanced at him: "I'm not interested in your flesh at all." ”

Hearing the word "flesh", the man became even more nervous.

"I'm just here to ask about the case, and you just answer the question. ”

The Qingyun Snow Fan flashed a spiritual light, reflecting the gorgeous and complex auspicious cloud dark patterns on the fan bones, revealing an elegant and deadly beauty: "You and I have today's conversation, only you and I know, not even heaven and earth (emperor)." ”

The petty official, who was still frightened just now, suddenly quieted down, stared at the fan for a long time with wide eyes, and muttered in his mouth:

"Chapter 6 of Volume 42 of "The Chronicles of the Four Seas", there is a wind god in the northern wilderness, a magic weapon Qingyun rolling snow fan, good at controlling the wind, galloping 90,000 miles in the sky; ”

Hua Lie was stunned for a long time with a complicated expression, pointed to the endless sea of books behind him, and asked:

"Have you read all the books here?"

Nod honestly.

I seem to have found a strange flower?

Hua Lie immediately smiled and slowly unfolded the fan, the wind was blowing in the Kunlun Flying Snow Diagram on the fan, and the cold air swept the snowflakes straight out of the fan and blew down on his face, only to feel a burst of coolness:

"Do you know about the case of the mortal immortal Ayayin?"

"Hmm. ”

The junior official nodded, and said with a straight face: "But you can't say it." ”

Hua Lie laughed angrily: "Then I'll give you two choices: either you say it now, or I'll beat you up first." Take your pick, never forcefully. ”

"It is a crime to beat an official of the Heavenly Court. ”

"The bones are hard. ”

Hua Lie was still smiling, his slender fingertips slid over the sharp fan bones, the tips of which were all three-edged arrows, as small as sleeve arrows, which were accidentally ejected in his casual fiddling, and flew out against the other party's face, drawing a graceful arc in the air, and nailing into the baffle of the bookcase was an inch deep.

"Accident! ”

Hua Lie shook the iron fan in his hand, and saw that the sleeve arrow nailed into the wooden board flew back with a "whoosh" and disappeared into the fan bone. Hua Lie apologized with a fake face: "I haven't used it for a long time, I'm rusty." ”

That petty official is just an ordinary clerk, where can he withstand fright, he has long been frightened to the point that his face is pale, his body is like a sieve, and he can't even howl when he opens his mouth wide.

Hua Lie saw that the fire was almost over, and as soon as he raised his hand, the man turned around, and as soon as his feet touched the ground, he sat directly on the ground.

"I heard that Ayane is an earth immortal, and the Si Ming Mansion should always have a decent personnel file. Hua Lie didn't go around in circles, and asked directly.

"You said it was too late, and you were taken away by someone sent by the boss before. ”

Expected. Hua Lie nodded, and asked again: "Then when she was in office, who handled it, and who recommended it?"

The man shook his head: "You really don't have anywhere to find this, you have already been sealed by the Golden Armor Wuwei with the imperial seal and sent to Shanfa Tian to seal it! Including the excerpts submitted by the Geography Department for review, they were all sealed together with the paintings." All questions and replies related to the case must be declared in full, and they can only be issued after the approval of the higher authorities......"

"Okay, okay, I know, I know. ”

Hua Lie's head grew as soon as he heard these cumbersome processes, and he interrupted: "Have you seen it before the file is sealed?"

"I've seen it. ”

"You've seen a picture too?"

"Of course! During that time, the portrait had to be sent every day, although the painting was the same person, each one was different, and the painting skills were excellent, and everyone in the Si Ming Mansion had seen it!"

Hua Lie secretly broke out in a cold sweat: Don't offend these people who can paint in the future.

"That being said, it can be seen that the eldest princess went down to earth is true. Hua Lie said tentatively.

"Oh, there is a rule in heaven: you must not talk to God in vain. ”

"Wait, although this thing is a bit outrageous, and with the unobtrusive personality of the Emperor of Heaven, it can be done, but ......" Hua Lie touched his chin: "Everyone who goes down to mortals has a destiny book, and the identity of the eldest princess is absolutely impossible to marry a mortal, even if it is a mortal." The script you wrote for her had such a plot, how did she get through the censorship in the first place?"

"This pot, our Si Ming Mansion doesn't carry it. ”

The little official said: "The life book used by the eldest princess in the mortal world, it must be drafted by the three heavenly officials, reviewed by the six ministries, and approved by the emperor before it takes effect. ”

"That's a to see, isn't this kind of life boring to death. ”

"But the world is unpredictable!"

After all, this little official still fell in love with Hua Lie's way, changed his cautiousness, and sighed: "After all, the eldest princess has extraordinary qualifications, and seeing that the agreed three-hundred-year calendar period is about to come to a successful conclusion, she was suddenly changed by a trace of red thread. According to the original book, she was supposed to meet a murderer on a stormy night, and died in order to keep the people safe, and the Geography Department collected her soul and handed it over to the Si Ming Mansion along with her life files, and the case was closed.

Unexpectedly, something happened, not only did Ayane not die, but became a relative to the immortal who saved her, but it happened to be just in time for the annual meeting of the boss's mansion, and all the heavenly officials in the whole house took ten days off, and when the yamen went to work normally, the children ran all over the ground. ”

Hua Lie couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help stroking his palms and laughing:

"Hahaha...... These damn bureaucrats deserve to be exposed by the Emperor of Heaven to expose your Pihahaha!"

The little official shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "This time you are right, all the stewards of the Si Ming Mansion will be fined for three months, and even the old man has not escaped this scolding." ”

"In the whole thing, the most aggrieved person is him haha!"

Hua Lie smiled: "The marriage tree was originally mixed according to the list of registered immortals, and he didn't know it, so he should have something going to happen, who knew that he just won her?"

Seeing that the days were going on, people couldn't come back, so the steward of the Si Ming Mansion went to the forbidden army and transferred a team of golden guards to forcibly take people in. This is like stabbing a hornet's nest, and the immortal who married the mortal body of the eldest princess has been petitioning for people every year, and the whole house is in trouble. ”

"Well deserved!"

Hua Lie laughed and scolded: "Who let you stupid people don't have long brains?

The petty official cried with a sad face: "You said that these ancient gods, it's not good to stay at home?

"It's bastard!"

Hua Lie smiled and struck him hard with a fan: "If she hadn't shed blood and sweat to lay down this piece of Taiping River and Mountain for you, you wouldn't know which cave to drink blood in at this time! She just went down to the earth for a few days, and then she attracted you complaints! What about the good 'don't talk about the gods in vain'?

"It's not all you said, 'You know what I know, but the Emperor doesn't know'!"

"You remember this sentence clearly. ”

Hua Lie said with a smile, mentioning that the Emperor of Heaven suddenly touched a matter in his heart: Ayayin's case happened suddenly, and the Emperor of Heaven wanted to calm down the incident as soon as possible, and even did not hesitate to send the Good Law Tianzun to handle it in person, which shows that this matter made him very sad. However, Yi Lanjun has always been pestering, and now he has come to Heaven again, and he has made such a fuss with Chongli, I am afraid that the Emperor of Heaven will not be able to tolerate him.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel nervous, so he hurriedly closed the enchantment, left the man and pushed the door out.

I didn't know that I had just walked five or six steps, but I saw that the little official hurriedly chased after him:

"Wind, wind god, wait a minute!"

Hua Lie turned his head and saw that he had a pen in his hand and hurriedly ran to him, and couldn't help frowning: "Why are you going to stab me to death with this pen?"

"Sign, sign. ”

He handed the pen forward, scratched his hair embarrassedly, looked around, felt that the sleeve did not fit, and finally pulled up a piece of the placket:

"Sign it here...... Iβ€”I'm a big fan of yours!"

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