Volume 1 The Romance of the Eastern Wilderness Chapter 15 Walking is the best policy
All kinds of perfumes, Ye Lingren had already prepared them, but he was not in a hurry to see Hua Qianwu, before that, Ye Lingren had one more thing to do - Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan!
Judging from the fight between the two and Yu Linglong that day, these two people are clearly the two dogs raised by Hua Qianwu, and they will bite Ye Lingren at the first opportunity.
It's just that the dog is still beating the owner, after all, there is Hua Qianwu behind Wang and Zhao.
In that case, it is better to let their masters do it......
That night, Ye Lingren invited Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan into the wooden house.
In the name of beauty, it is done, and a celebration banquet is held.
Although Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan were a little worried that there would be no good banquet, they were also secretly relieved to hear that Ye Lingren had completed the task assigned by Hua Qianwu.
This means that they can finally end their coolie careers in Linglong Xuan.
Tonight's night banquet, nominally by Yu Linglong, invited Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan, Ye Lingren was busy in and out, busy with a table of good dishes.
The table is full of all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and there are two bottles of Feitian Moutai.
The dishes and drinks on this table were all purchased by Ye Lingren through Taobao.
The drinks are ready-made, the dishes are taken out, and before being served, Ye Lingren runs "Chiyang Gong", and when it is slightly heated with Chiyang True Qi, it is steaming again.
The guests and hosts sat down, and Ye Lingren, who was a junior, helped the other three pour wine and tea.
Yu Linglong didn't like to drink, so she replaced her with clear tea, and Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan were respectively poured a glass of Moutai by Ye Lingren, exuding a rich aroma of wine.
"Huh, what kind of spirit wine is this, and why is it so fragrant?"
Seeing that Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan moved their index fingers, but never moved the wine glass, Ye Lingren smiled knowingly, filled himself with a glass of Moutai wine, raised the wine glass, and drank it all, then laughed loudly: "Two senior uncles, it shouldn't be because they are afraid that the juniors will poison the wine?"
"This ...... How come?"
"Senior nephew Ling Ren, you're a smart person, you won't be so confused, right?"
"The two uncles laughed! The two are the celebrities in front of the valley master, and the juniors are too late to stammer, how dare they plot against them? Besides, if the juniors want to embarrass the two of them, they started a year ago, so why wait until a year later? Now that it has been completed, it is even more unnecessary!"
Between the words, Ye Lingren turned his empty wine glass upside down.
Drink it all and leave not a drop left.
Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan glanced at each other, and then raised the wine glass in front of them.
When it came to his lips, the aroma of the wine was stronger, and the two of them did not hesitate to drink the Moutai in the cup.
"Eat vegetables! Eat vegetables! Don't be polite, please take care of yourself!"
Under Ye Lingren's warm greeting, Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan feasted happily, and ate a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas into a CD.
Although the dishes prepared by Ye Lingren are sumptuous, they are worldly ingredients after all, not rare birds and beasts, but they are unique in taste and cooked properly.
Ye Lingren pretended to eat some, but Yu Linglong didn't move his chopsticks much.
But it was Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan, who were full of wine and food, that they wanted to get up and say goodbye, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and they all fell to the sky and fell unconscious.
Ye Lingren, the old god is here, sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai.
Yu Linglong stood up abruptly and looked at Ye Lingren with a solemn expression.
"How could it be ......?"
"Hmph, how can Ben Shao's meal be so delicious?"
After drinking another glass of Moutai, Ye Lingren stood up.
Wine, no problem, the problem is the wine glass - with a little spice!
In order to buy this kind of special drug, Ye Lingren put a lot of effort into it, after all, Ye Lingren had to deal with a psychic realm cultivator, not an ordinary person.
Drug, these two words are blocked prohibited words in Taobao's search system, and even if they are fuzzy after splitting, they cannot find relevant information.
However, Taobao is so big that it has everything, it depends on whether you can find it.
After beating around the bush, Ye Lingren finally found the clues of the drug.
It was a book called "Clinical Application of Sevoflurane (Introduction to Clinical Anesthesia)"!
Following this clue, Ye Lingren began to search for sevoflurane, which is known as the most powerful anesthetic in medical treatment, but he could only search for the evaporator of sevoflurane.
Ye Lingren did not give up, firmly believing that money could make ghosts grind.
Carefully selected a shop whose sales were not very good, Ye Lingren placed a large order - a full hundred sets of sevoflurane evaporators.
Then, through Taobao's own Want Want system, Ye Lingren contacted the seller.
Ye Lingren had only one request: he wanted a serving of sevoflurane that was enough for him!
In return, Ye Lingren offered a higher amount than the market price......
In this way, Ye Lingren got the most powerful anesthetic sevoflurane in medical treatment.
But to be honest, Ye Lingren was not sure if sevoflurane could numb the two psychic realm monks, and now it seemed that the monks were not invincible.
Or, Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan's cultivation is not deep enough!
Fascinated Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan, Ye Lingren was not idle.
Cleanly unloading the storage bags of the two, Ye Lingren handed it over to Yu Linglong.
"You...... What are you doing? What have you done?"
"Didn't you do anything! Didn't Master think the two of them were in the way? The apprentice told them to stop for a while! Master, look at what's in there?"
“......”
Looking at the two storage bags sent by Ye Lingren, Yu Linglong couldn't cry or laugh.
On that day, Ye Lingren was trapped in the space of the tree cave, Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan joined forces to attack, and Yu Linglong also hated it so much that she wanted to kill the two of them quickly.
But now that time has passed, Yu Linglong has long forgotten about it.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, and it is not too late for a villain to take revenge, from morning to night.
As an apprentice, I'm afraid I haven't forgotten the feud of the day for a moment!
Thinking so, Yu Linglong still opened the two storage bags, and with both hands, she poured out the contents of the storage bags.
The ping-pong was noisy, and the wooden house was full of all kinds of materials.
Ye Lingren's eyes lit up, and he waved his hands continuously, but he was limited to his eyesight, looking at the pile of things he didn't know what they were, and he didn't know how to start.
In Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan's two storage bags, there are almost no treasures, only low-grade spirit stones, the two storage bags add up to a total of more than 1,000 pieces, and there are only dozens of medium-grade spirit stones, as well as a Fu Lingsuo contributed by Wang Weiren, and the rest of the other things, not to mention jade Linglong, even Ye Lingren can't look down on them.
Those low-grade and middle-grade spirit stones were all pushed to Yu Linglong by Ye Lingren, and only the Fu Lingsuo contributed by Wang Weiren was taken into Ye Lingren's arms.
Other things that were not eye-catching were familiarly included in the golden bag by Ye Lingren, and instead took out hundreds of bottles of various perfumes, and in front of Yu Linglong, Ye Lingren put these perfumes into two storage bags. Deliberately left two bottles of opium @ piece perfume, Ye Lingren opened it and poured it on the two storage bags respectively, and suddenly, the wooden house was filled with the strong fragrance of opium @ piece charm. After doing all this, Ye Lingren returned the two storage bags to their original owners.
"What the hell are you doing, boy?"
"Master, don't be impatient, let's go!"
"Where are you going?"
"This place should not stay for a long time, let's leave this place of right and wrong!
Chao Yu Linglong made a look, Ye Lingren began to collect the fine and soft materials in the wooden house, fortunately, the monk did not pay attention to foreign objects, and Yu Linglong had storage magic weapons such as Shui Yun Sleeve with him, and the important materials on weekdays were collected in Shui Yun Sleeve, and other things were dispensable.
After cleaning up, the master and apprentice did not leave the wooden house, and directly opened the secret cave, waving their hands at Wang and Zhao, who were still asleep, and Ye Lingren jumped into the secret cave.
The wooden bed closed silently, without any flaws.
At this moment, with a roar, a firelight rose from the exquisite jade tree, soared into the air, and exploded into a brilliant firework!
This is not a high-level thunder bead, but a giant firework with no appearance.
In order to attract the attention of Hua Qianwu, who was far away in the Wanxiang Palace, Ye Lingren did not hesitate to spend tens of thousands of dollars to customize the most luxurious royal salute from Taobao.
Let's see Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan off......
The master and apprentice had just entered the space of the tree cave with their front feet, but after a while, Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan, who were fascinated by Ye Lingren's sevoflurane, woke up one after another.
If you are an ordinary person, you will be given a sufficient amount of sevoflurane, and it will be difficult to wake up easily.
Although Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan are not very profound, but after all, they are monks who are psychic inside and outside, in the process of breaking through the psychic, the true qi in the monk's body and the aura between heaven and earth are exchanged with each other, and part of the monk's body has been improved.
The physical quality of the cultivators in the psychic realm is really comparable to that of ordinary people.
After waking up, the two shook their groggy heads in unison.
The next moment, the four looked at each other, and the two were shocked.
Looking around, where is there a third person in the wooden house besides the two people?
"This ...... How so?"
"Damn! our brothers were fucked by that kid!"
"Damn, he's just a hairy boy, how can he take down the two of us?"
"Brother Wang, don't you forget that slut of Yu Linglong!" Zhao Jiyuan's words made Wang Weiren speechless, but he continued: "This pair of dog men and women must have run away! For now, it's not where they went, but where should we go?"
"Brother Zhao Xian, what do you mean by that?"
"Brother Wang, don't forget our original intention of coming to Linglong Xuan!"
"You mean—Hanachimai?"
"Hua Qianwu, that old witch has clearly ordered us to spy on Yu Linglong and Ye Lingren - especially that kid, we must not let him escape from the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers! Now that he pats his ass and walks cleanly, leaving you and my brother such a mess, where should we go?"
"Inform the valley lord and arrest them?"
"Inform the valley lord, and the valley lord will definitely order them to be arrested. The question is for us? Brother Wang thinks: With that old witch's temperament, will he let you and me go?"
"This ......"
Wang Weiren was speechless again.
"Now, if we want to live, we have to do nothing!"
"Brother Zhao Xian, you have always had a lively brain and a lot of ideas, what do you say you should do?"
"Before the matter is revealed, let's run away!" After explaining his intentions, seeing that Wang Weiren was afraid, Zhao Jiyuan continued to instigate: "What's so good about Wanhua Valley? It's just a dog in captivity in the Vulture Palace, or a leprosy dog! Why don't we take this opportunity to break away from Wanhua Valley and go to the outside world to have a good time? Brother Wang, you must know: If you stay in Wanhua Valley, you will die for a lifetime, or even life is better than death!"
“...... Okay, just listen to the virtuous brother!"
Zhao Jiyuan's last sentence finally made Wang Weiren make up his mind.
The two escaped from the wooden house, and only then did they want to escape from Linglong Xuan, but their faces suddenly changed drastically - a colorful escape light galloped from the direction of Wanxiang Palace!
The light flashed and fell over the wooden house.
It is the master of Wanhua Valley who dances and comes to Linglong Xuan.
Ye Lingren spent tens of thousands of customized giant fireworks, but they were not given for nothing!
Although it is virtual, the incomparable sound and light effects of fireworks spread throughout the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers.
Besides, the one-year period is approaching, and Hua Qianwu has already spent most of her thoughts on Linglong Xuan, and now that Linglong Xuan has made such a big move, how could she not know?
A pair of peach blossom eyes swept indifferently, passing over Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan, Hua Qianwu didn't care, thousands of divine thoughts poured out, exploring the entire Linglong Xuan.
After some exploration, Linglong Xuan was safe and sound, Wang Weiren and Zhao Jiyuan, the two fools, were in front of them, but only Yu Linglong and Ye Lingren were missing.
His expression changed, and Hua Qianwu was shocked.
Without waiting for Hua Qianwu to ask, Zhao Jiyuan, who was arrested, took the lead.
"Valley Lord! Yu Linglong's slut and Ye Lingren's bastard, they ran away! We were about to go to Wanxiang Hall to report this, but we didn't want you to come here if we didn't want Valley Lord. ”
"Ran away!?" Retracting his thoughts, Hua Qianwu stared at Zhao Jiyuan with a smile, and asked Sen Ran, "What does this palace want you to do with these dog minions?"
"Listen to me!"
At the moment, Zhao Jiyuan agitated a three-inch tongue and told the ins and outs.