Chapter 38 Heavenly Court is full of wonders

With a wave of Chongli's hand, the bamboo made of green jade stretched out in front of him. She has a habit for a long time, that is, to write down what happened, and at this time, I saw that the text on the Jane gradually emerged:

"Today, the Emperor of Heaven turned into a doppelganger and came to me to play chess. I don't know if it's because I burned the long-tongued Taoist temple in a rage a few days ago. I admit that this is a bit excessive, but who told me to hear bad things behind his back?

When the Emperor of Heaven came, he obviously had something to say but didn't say it directly, so he had to find an excuse and say that he would play a game of chess. I said okay, if you win, you can't get scared, and if you lose, you can't scold the street. He smiled and said yes, so we made an agreement that we would only play three sets regardless of whether we won or lost.

In the blink of an eye, I won two rounds. I asked him expressionlessly: Do you want to go down?

The doppelganger was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy, and he looked like he was about to jump and scold the street, but in the end he couldn't help but grit his teeth and said: If I lose to you again, I will fulfill one of your wishes.

I was mean to him: Can I make a wish never to play chess with you again?

He said no.

I am helpless, since you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it. Everyone in the Three Realms praises the Emperor of Heaven for his wisdom and quickness, but I won't eat this set! Just because he has always been cautious and meticulous in his chess style, he is always too conservative and seeks stability and misses the opportunity to fight, but I am just the opposite-in life, you must always dare to fight and dare to kill before you can be happy!

Seeing that the outcome was decided, I yawned and shook my hand: as long as you don't play chess with me again, I will fulfill one of your wishes, how about it?

But he said, I don't joke when I speak, you think about it carefully before you speak, you don't joke.

Not.

I already have everything I want in this world. So I think...... It's okay not to be yourself, but to be an individual.

”

This is the end of the book, and there is no further wording.

Chongli vaguely remembered the situation that day.

Hua Lie, who had been occupying the headlines of the gossip of the Heavenly Court, left, and the gods who were unwilling to be lonely turned their attention to Chongli. As a result, rumors about her have become a hot topic, and various versions of jokes are flying all over the sky.

However, how could her fiery temper be endured? As long as she was caught, she didn't have to go through the judicial process, even if she saw people burning people's houses, so that for a long time the entire heavenly court was filled with a terrifying smell of burning, and the immortals complained bitterly and went to the Emperor of Heaven to comment.

- You have to be on the verge of death, what can I do?!

So there was a speech official who was not afraid of death and gave the Emperor of Heaven a bad idea: the Three Realms are peaceful and prosperous, and the God of War will inevitably be bored without war for a long time, so it is better to invite this plague god to the mortal world to wander around and relax, she is comfortable, and everyone has to live in peace.

At this time, the Emperor of Heaven was already annoyed by the ministers and dizzy, and when he was ready, he caused this big trouble in the future.

This is the origin of this case.

"You seem to be in a good mood. ”

A familiar voice came, Chongli turned his head to look, and saw that the immortals in the palace had stopped what they were doing at this time, kneeling quietly on both sides. The man, dressed in civilian clothes and with his hands behind his back, was looking at her with a smile.

Dare to be so swaggering that he is away from hating the sky, who else can there be besides the Emperor of Heaven.

His doppelganger this time looked like an ordinary elder, with a thin body, a face like a crown of jade, and kind eyebrows. After all, it is a high-level illusion technique, and the emperor's aura is hidden without revealing at all, and it is completely impossible to see what the deity is.

If you meet it outside, it's just that, but it's just that you hate the sky here-except for Mo Jiuxuan who comes to sign in and check in every day, who else can you come and go so swaggering and going freely except the Emperor of Heaven?! It doesn't matter what you become, you can guess it with your toes?! I don't know if it's really stupid or fake stupid to clean up these pants and fart all day long.

He said it was called approachability and rejoicing, and she thought he must have misunderstood the two terms.

However, his trick was really effective against the people below. Wen has a Privy Council, Wu has a golden guard, no matter whether it is open or secret, the Emperor of Heaven can always hold the absolute initiative. Therefore, in this huge heavenly court, even if the root of the eldest princess's tongue will be burned to charcoal, there will still be rumors, but on the surface, the benevolent and kind Emperor is not a person who dares to gossip.

He is very well-informed, and he uses his skills to treat all the immortals who are smiling on the surface and selling hemp behind their backs - from this point alone, Chongli is still convinced.

Chongli glanced at him, but he didn't bother to move, he only owed a little, and replied weakly that I saw you.

A hint of displeasure appeared on his face, and he tilted his head to glare at her.

"Why do you have to get up and kowtow to you? With so many people worshipping you all day, why did you send me this one?"

Where to eat this set in Chongli, and then glared back unceremoniously.

The Emperor of Heaven narrowed his eyes, squatted down, and pointed at her with his hand full of doting:

"Naughty. ”

All the immortals retreated one after another, leaving only the two sisters and brothers.

"You say you, I don't come to see you, you will have trouble in two or three days, and I am so easy to come back and forth, and you put on a bad face again. The Emperor simply lifted up his shirt and sat directly on the floor beside her.

"Don't take yourself too seriously, whether I'm in a good mood or not, it has nothing to do with you. ”

Chongli said coldly, and he didn't leave any affection.

The Heavenly Emperor sneered, but his eyes fell on the hosta in her hand. She noticed it, and quietly hid the hairpin in her sleeve.

"I haven't seen you for many days, but your preferences have changed. He sighed, shook his head and said, "It's a pity this isn't for you." ”

Chongli's heart sank.

He seems to be just casually expressing a point of view that is not very pleasing to women, but in her opinion, it shows an attitude towards another thing: trouble, and there can be no ambiguity in the question of principle.

Sure enough, they all said that Heavenly Court had no secrets, but he didn't expect him to know it so quickly.

She was silent, and turned her face to the sea of clouds, and the white expanse in front of her was like a silent sea. Everything is controlled by her will, and it changes with her mood. The sky was still clear, but it was already cloudy. The originally still sea of clouds surged uneasily in the wind, and the silent waves were like thousands of horses galloping, venting their dissatisfaction with the might.

Seeing that she was reluctant to hand it over, he said again in a cold voice:

"I'll give you a good one. ”

"If you want, take it. ”

Knowing that he couldn't keep it, Chongli angrily stretched out the hosta in front of him and shook it: "I really can't even keep an object in my palace, it's very boring." ”

He smiled, took it unceremoniously, and comforted him with kind words: "It doesn't hurt if it's just an object, I'm afraid that you will see things and think about people, and add trouble." ”

He said this lightly and seriously, and his attitude was very clear: I already know your careful thoughts, but I don't want to pursue them, you have to do it yourself.

Chongli sneered, knowing very well what he wanted to hear most at the moment: "I know the measure, I won't see him again." ”

"That's good. ”

Sure enough, he couldn't hide anything.

Chongli's mood at this time was really bad, and he closed his eyes and didn't want to talk to him anymore. Seeing this, he leaned down, gently stroked her long scattered hair with a large hand, and said softly:

"I know you too well. If you can really pass through the flowers like a flower and not a single leaf will be touched, then I can rest assured, and it will not hurt that the entire heavenly court will let you go to the evil; if you meet someone with ulterior motives, or find a master who only goes to the kidneys and does not go to the heart, it will not be bad. ”

Chongli snorted: I understand the reason, but I don't want to do it.

He half-jokingly tentatively said, "If you really have that thought, why don't I go talk to Hua Lie again?"

I didn't want her to be annoyed when she heard this, and glared angrily:

"Get out!"

Unexpectedly, the Emperor of Heaven mentioned this stubble again.

When the Heavenly Court was first established, it was in ruins, and the laws were not as strict as they are now. The wind god Hua Lie is the commander of the Heavenly Palace Forbidden Army, both civil and military, high and powerful, handsome and temperamental, kind and good-tempered, he is simply a perfect male god who can't find the slightest fault, and I don't know how many fairies he has won't win.

Get along all day and night, Hua Lie's affection is good and well-behaved, and naturally he can't please Li. When the Emperor of Heaven saw it, he looked for an opportunity to test him, but the flower was vague, and he simply hid for several days. When the Emperor saw that he was like this, it was not easy to mention it again, so the matter was stopped.

Later, I heard that during that time, he was chasing the famous cold-faced beauty Shanfa Tianzun, and now it has become a joke among everyone.

"No kidding, I'm serious about asking you what you mean. ”

The Emperor of Heaven blinked, and said with an innocent expression: "Although this thing sounds a little ridiculous, if it were him, it would make it." ”

These men are really shameless when they pull up their pimps!

Chongli was expressionless and still only spit out one word:

"Get out. ”

Seeing that she didn't leave the slightest room, the Heavenly Emperor had to sigh silently, "Then you can rest, I'll go." ”

From the hated sky, lead clouds were thick, and a burst of thunder and lightning was as dark as night.

"Sneezeβ€”β€”! sneeze!"

The sky was still clear, and suddenly he heard thunder roaring in the distance overhead, and Hua Lie sneezed a few times: "Which old shameless person is talking about me behind his back!"

He looked up and saw a large black cloud pressing on the top of the highest place at the end of the Heavenly Palace, and couldn't help but sigh:

"Women, if you don't agree with each other, you will be thundered! ”

Although there is no alternation of day and night in the Heavenly Court, and all functional departments work around the clock, there will be a large-scale shift change of half an hour at the turn of the meridian.

Hua Lie had just stepped into the Siming Mansion on one leg, and was facing the evening rush hour after work, and all kinds of fairies and heavenly officials walked out like a tide talking and laughing. Although there were only three or four percent of the familiar faces in the crowd, as long as Hua Lie passed by the metropolis nodded and signaled, Hua Lie smiled and shook his fan in return, as if a certain leader who went down to the grassroots level to inspect.

Although Hua Lie has no official position now, in the end, he was also a big man who mixed up with the heavenly court, even if there is a newcomer who doesn't recognize him, someone has already spread Hua Lie's name to everyone - of course, the point is that he has a very good personal relationship with the Emperor of Heaven and Chongli, and there is no one who can't think of offending him.

He went all the way to the archives in the confidential place, and there was a sign in the middle of the door that said "Idlers avoid", Hua Lie raised his leg and pushed the door in as if no one was around, and the two gold-armored guards at the door were like dummies, and they didn't say a word.

Alas, the security situation of this important place in the Heavenly Court is worrying.