Volume 1 The Romance of the Eastern Wilderness Chapter 1 The Almighty Taobao
Ye Lingren was awakened by freezing, and before he opened his eyes, he shivered.
When he opened his eyes in a trance, Ye Lingren, who was still a little confused, suddenly opened his eyes, and before he could recover from the great change of near-death and life, Ye Lingren was shocked to see that he was hanging on a vine, hanging in the air under the cliff, like a pendulum in the cold wind.
The mountains were strong, the cold wind was biting, Ye Lingren shivered, looking at the sky.
The vines wrapped around Ye Lingren's waist hung down from the cliff, and as Ye Lingren's body swayed from side to side, the vines continued to rub against the mountain rocks. Even the steel rope can't withstand the friction of the mountain rock like a knife, not to mention that it is just a vine?
Ye Lingren's heart was pinched up, and his eyes were fixed on Shanyan.
Minute by minute, the vines were constantly being cut, as if they were cut in Ye Lingren's heart.
Finally, overwhelmed, the vines were split, and Ye Lingren screamed......
Damn it!
First Gem Mountain was beaten by the crowd, was killed by lightning, and then what was the Yin-Yang Transit Station that was asked to fill out the Hell Resident Application Form, and finally came out like this?
God, if you want me to die, give me a good time!
Ye Lingren thought so, and a white-clothed figure rose from the cliff, and the sword fell, galloping towards Ye Lingren who fell into the abyss of the cliff.
The white clothes are fluttering, and the fairy sword is leisurely, like a nine-day fairy.
Ye Lingren only thought that he had another dream and fell asleep peacefully.
When Ye Lingren woke up again, he found himself lying on a wooden bed.
Just lying with his eyes open for a while, making sure that he was not dreaming, Ye Lingren wanted to get up, but let out a scream like killing a pig......
With both hands and feet, the meridians are broken, Ye Lingren's life is better than death!
But after thinking about it again, Brother Long and his party were all killed by thunder, and according to the white-collar beauty at the Yin-Yang Transfer Station, they went to hell collectively.
Although Ye Lingren is in pain, at least he is still alive, isn't he?
As long as you live, there is hope!
This is Ye Lingren's pragmatic spirit in the market!
Ye Lingren thought so, a plain shadow, like Bai Lian, flew into the wooden house, Ye Lingren fixed his eyes, and a woman in white appeared in front of him.
At that moment, the previous dream awakened Ye Lingren's memory.
It's her?
Fairy in white!
In this case, the previous dream is not a dream, or is it still in a dream that I can't extricate myself from?
The woman in white who appeared in front of him was really beautiful, with Ye Lingren's aesthetics, this woman in white was better than all the female stars he had ever seen.
"This young lady, haven't asked Fang Ming yet?"
"......" The woman in white stared at Ye Lingren, frowned slightly, and sighed softly: "Sure enough......, the injury is not light!
"Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" With a cold snort, the woman in white waved her hand, and then separated a white light and turned into Bai Lian, wrapped around Ye Lingren, who was not hiding her mouth, and tied Ye Lingren into a zongzi, and the woman in white said loudly: "Criminal! I knew that you were stubborn, and I would not bring you back to Linglong Xuan as a teacher." Now that you have fallen into the valley in order to collect medicine, if the teacher does not save you, it seems that I am unkind. Hmph!"
A cold snort woke Ye Lingren up.
Criminal, are you talking about me?
As a teacher, could it be that she is talking about herself?
Hey!
Dare to love this is my beautiful master?
Ha!
It seems that I, Ye Lingren, am going to come to the operation from time to time? The white-collar beauty said that she sent me to a paradise to enjoy it, it seems that she is not lying to me!
When thinking like this, Ye Lingren's pair of eyes swept over the woman in white in front of him from time to time, causing the woman in white to snort coldly.
"Hmph! Wrong eyes, bad minds! Although I am determined to expel you from Linglong Xuan, but now that you are still my Yu Linglong's disciple after all, how can you be allowed to have evil thoughts in your heart?"
“......”
The woman in white, Yu Linglong, looked at Ye Lingren with an unkind expression.
This place is called Linglong Xuan, and it is nominally an industry in the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers.
There are many female cultivators in Wanhua Valley, and there are few men, and men like Ye Lingren are even more disliked by the top and bottom of Wanhua Valley, and they have become a plague god who can't be avoided.
It's also strange that Yu Linglong didn't pay much attention, and someone with a heart inserted Ye Lingren to his side, and when Yu Linglong reacted, it was too late.
Besides, the reason why Ye Lingren was assigned to the Linglong Xuan where Yu Linglong was stationed this time was not because Ye Lingren was obstructing him, but because someone took revenge on Yu Linglong.
In this way, this kid is also a victim......
Thinking of this, Yu Linglong's heart calmed down a little, and her anger gradually extinguished.
Seeing that Ye Lingren's hands and feet were stained with blood, embarrassed, Yu Linglong sighed softly, and a stream of fireflies flew out of the bottom of her sleeve.
It was dozens of firefly-like bees, and after flying out from the bottom of Yu Linglong's sleeve, they flew to the wounds on Ye Lingren's hands and feet.
Before Ye Lingren could be shocked, those bees rushed towards the wound one after another.
The next moment, bursts of scorching pain passed, and Ye Lingren completely lost the sensation of the wound, as if his hands and feet had been cut off.
"Shhh
gasped, Ye Lingren was disgusted.
What a ruthless woman!
I was just thinking crookedly, first binding myself with a rope, and then causing a bee to sting my wounds, what a snake and scorpion!
How did the poor self fall into the hands of this female devil?
Ye Lingren was feeling sorry for himself, Yu Linglong waved his hand, collected those fluorescent bees, didn't look at Ye Lingren, and walked out of the wooden house by himself.
It's just that on the occasion of leaving, Yu Linglong left a word.
"Get well soon! Get out of my Linglong Xuan as soon as possible!"
“......”
Ye Lingren didn't dare to talk back, and he didn't know what to say.
But gradually, Ye Lingren felt some benefits......
The hot feeling of the wound that had been stung by those fluorescent bees before disappeared, and was replaced by a heavy cold, refreshing feeling.
Call!
It turned out to be a knife-mouthed tofu heart!
It seems that he blames this beautiful master.
Obviously, although Yu Linglong was ruthless, she was actually helping Ye Lingren heal her injuries, but she didn't know if she would really drive Ye Lingren away after she recovered.
No matter!
Let's settle down first......
Ye Lingren is a homeless prodigal.
Being implicated by that jade pendant and being sent to this time and space by white-collar beauties is not a big deal for Ye Lingren, but it is a turning point that is unknown.
Anyway, Ye Lingren was a salted fish in the previous time and space, and when he came here, he changed his environment and identity, and he might be able to turn over the salted fish.
Thinking of this, Ye Lingren remembered the jade pendant.
How could Ye Lingren be bound by his own beautiful master with a piece of white silk, and the whole person was wrapped into a zongzi, and he couldn't move his hands and feet at all, but fortunately, through the induction of his chest, Ye Lingren was sure that the jade pendant was hidden in his chest, and he couldn't help but feel relieved.
"Baby, come out and talk for a while?"
"Don't be like this! everyone is so familiar, I usually don't avoid you in the bath, but we've met each other honestly, you don't have to be so shy, right?"
"I'm going to say a mantra!"
"Open Sesame!"
"Haste as the law!"
"As I wish, as I wish!"
......
Alone in his own care, Ye Lingren chanted the so-called incantation.
As a result, there was no reaction at all!
Suddenly stopping the meaningless chatter, Ye Lingren began to carefully recall the bits and pieces on the Gem Mountain before, looking for any suspicious clues.
Although Ye Lingren is a bastard, he thinks he is a somewhat clever bastard.
After some careful searching, Ye Lingren found a detail.
Scarlet!
The body of the jade pendant is cyan.
However, when the jade pendant was activated for the first time, what was emitted was blood light, and under the impact of the thunder light, the heavy blood light and the thunder light were all gone, and the jade pendant reappeared cyan.
As for that heavy blood light, it was Ye Lingren's blood!
Ye Lingren's nosebleed dripped down the water, which happened to be contaminated with the jade pendant......
Thinking of this, Ye Lingren had a flash of inspiration in his mind, this is a drop of blood to recognize the Lord!
It's just that Ye Lingren never thought of it: the cyan jade pendant is so amazing!
This cyan jade pendant is not Ye Lingren's family heirloom treasure, Ye Lingren himself is an orphan, and he doesn't know if his old Ye family has a family heirloom treasure.
This thing was auctioned on Taobao on a whim by Ye Lingren.
It costs nine dollars and nine, and it also comes with free shipping.
After buying it, Ye Lingren didn't look at it very closely, and casually found a red rope and hung it around his neck, never thinking that one day, Yu Pei saved his life.
The almighty Taobao is really -!
Ye Lingren wanted to sigh a little or two, and the blue light on his chest shone faintly.
Everywhere the green light passed, Bai Lian, who had previously restrained Ye Lingren, gradually loosened, and Ye Lingren regained his freedom, but because of his hand and foot injuries, he didn't dare to move easily.
Fortunately, the cyan jade pendant seems to have activated on its own.
Slowly flew up in front of Ye Lingren, and the cyan jade pendant floated and sank.
"Baby, are you awake?" staring at the cyan jade pendant, Ye Lingren said incoherently: "Don't say anything! Give me a White Sun Ascension Pill first, we have to improve our cultivation! Otherwise, it's not comfortable to be pressed by that beautiful master all the time! Bring me three or five more Tongtian Spirit Treasures, the quantity is not too much, and the quality is better." By the way, there are also exercise cheats, just give a few top-notch books. You can do everything else!"
Ye Lingren shouted, and the cyan jade pendant didn't move.
Faintly, the cyan streamer on the cyan jade pendant gradually dissipated......
Stopping the senseless babbling, Ye Lingren began to recall every word he said, the activation of the cyan jade pendant was no accident, he must have touched a certain keyword!
Could it be - the almighty Taobao!?
In this life, the brilliance that is about to dissipate on the cyan jade pendant is rich again.
At this point, where does Ye Lingren not know: the problem is on Taobao?
Just, why?
Without waiting for Ye Lingren to figure out a clue, the cyan jade pendant turned into a heavy blue light, enveloping Ye Lingren and pulling Ye Lingren into a different dimension.
There was a green glow all around, and Ye Lingren stood in the air.
Gradually, a screen appeared in front of Ye Lingren.
When the screen was completely fixed and he saw the interface displayed on the screen, Ye Lingren was angry and anxious, and he couldn't cry or laugh - it was clearly the homepage of Taobao!
The cyan jade pendant actually opened the Taobao homepage in front of Ye Lingren......
No way?
I, Ye Dashao, am also a vertical and horizontal VIP, and I have rewarded countless online articles, and I have read not 10,000 but 8,000 books, but I have never seen such a frustrating plot.
The protagonist of other people's families crosses, either directly as a god, or a group of wives and concubines, or with their own systems, or a pile of younger brothers, in a word-cool!
Why did I get here Ye Dashao and it all changed its taste?
Goldfinger is there, but what's the matter if you open a Taobao homepage for me?
Could it be that online shopping can still gain experience?
Ye Lingren thought so, the green glow dissipated, the cyan jade pendant regained its calm, and returned to Ye Lingren's chest, and Ye Lingren also returned to the wooden house.
Quite deflated, Ye Lingren lay on the bed, motionless.
After that, Yu Linglong didn't reappear, and I don't know if she was too busy, or she didn't bother to come to see Ye Lingren, but asked Ye Lingren to be happy and quiet and recuperate with peace of mind.
It's magical!
Ever since he had been stung by those fluorescent bees of Yu Linglong, Ye Lingren didn't feel a sharp pain in the wound, but it was faintly sore, numb and swollen.
Ye Lingren guessed: This is the meridian he broke and is continuing on its own.
If it was in Qianzhou, with an injury like his, even if it was a top-notch hospital, there was nothing that could be done, and the huge medical expenses spent were even more unbearable for Ye Lingren.
Unexpectedly, when they arrived here, a few little bees rescued Ye Lingren.
finally survived until later in the day, and Ye Lingren was able to get out of bed and land on the ground.
After rummaging through the boxes and cabinets in the wooden house, Ye Lingren only found a jar of honey, thinking of those magical fluorescent bees, where would Ye Lingren be polite?
Drinking the whole jar of honey in one go, not only was the hunger and thirst swept away, but Ye Lingren felt refreshed, and his injuries were also half of his injuries suddenly healed.
Judging from this situation, after three days, Ye Lingren will definitely recover!