Text Chapter 35 Beauty Present
Qin Fang Yuan.
After Chongli left, everything returned to normal at the Flower God Festival. Hua Lie pulled Mo Jiuxuan to pick a very lively place, and while eating melon seeds, he discussed with his neighbors which one of the dancing girls on the stage had bigger breasts and more buttocks.
Mo Jiuxuan didn't have this thought, he looked at the sky from time to time, and the more he pondered what had just happened, the more inappropriate he felt. After enduring it for a long time, he still pulled Hua Lie and said:
"You brought that person, I'm afraid it's all cold at this time!"
"You little cub who doesn't have any hair, you know a fart. ”
Hua Lie disagreed: "Don't worry about your master's private affairs, otherwise you will have a short life?"
Mo Jiuxuan said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, don't tell me anything, then next time you want me to help you pass on the word and run errands, you can't." ”
When Hua Lie heard this, he thought that he would have something to call him in the future, so he put on a smile and coaxed: "Your master is an adult goddess who is more than 108,000 years old, and Yi Lanjun is born with a good appearance that pleases her, whether it is steamed or boiled has its own proportion! ”
Although Mo Jiuxuan has been practicing Taoism for more than 3,000 years, in Hua Lie's opinion, he is an authentic chick. Hearing him say this, he was really puzzled:
"When is my master going to eat people?"
"How do you know the pleasures of the boudoir that men and women enjoy? Hua Lie smiled sheepishly.
"Don't talk nonsense here! My lord has always been clean and self-conscious, and all the gossip outside is spread by traitors!" "I didn't want Mo Jiuxuan to turn his face immediately, so he stood up and said righteously: "My lord's reputation was ruined by you like this!"
Hua Lie didn't expect that this stunned young man was really a dead-eyed honest child, so he hurriedly pulled him to sit down again, and repeatedly told him not to make a noise, and whispered to persuade:
"Don't be in a hurry! Listen to me and say wow!"
Hua Lie sighed in his heart: Your master's idle affairs, even the Emperor of Heaven doesn't care, who is tired of looking for her bad luck?
But if you don't explain the matter now, I'm afraid that this fool will really go away from hating the sky. Hua Lie was helpless, so he slowly spoke:
"If you talk about this matter in detail, it is still the Geography Department that started the fire. ”
In recent days, an unsolved case has been added to the boundary of Penglai.
The victim's name is Ayane, an earth fairy, and when she was serving as a deacon in the mountains, she suddenly encountered an accident and her whereabouts are unknown, according to eyewitnesses, she was seen by a terrible giant monster swallowing her, and the scene was very terrifying. The incident happened suddenly, and the victim's husband, Yi Lanjun, rushed to the scene and saw that there were traces of a fight, but could not find any traces, so he submitted the matter to the Department of Geography for a judgment.
However, the case has since been sunk into the sea, and there has been no follow-up. That Yi Lanjun kept going to the Geography Department to inquire and supervise, which annoyed the officials, but to no avail. Although Yi Lanjun is a scattered immortal and has no official position, he is also quite qualified in Penglai and is considered a figure, so he petitions every year, and the three divisions and yamen are all unable to live in peace.
Ayayin's case is not alive, dead and dead, and in the end, the Geography Department will take away all the personnel files related to her, and the final reply given by the Si Ming Xingjun Mansion is: This case is over, the file is closed, and there is no comment on the original reason.
I thought that the case could be closed simply and rudely, but who knew that Yi Lanjun was so easy to entangle, and he fought lawsuits year after year, from the Southern Dipper Star Monarch Yamen to the Big Dipper Star Monarch Yamen, and now there is no one in the entire Si Ming Mansion who does not know, and it seems that he is about to sue the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
It wasn't until a few days ago that the Good Law Heavenly Venerable personally came forward to mediate that the case was completely concluded.
Coincidentally, Hua Lie and Shanfa Tianzun were originally old acquaintances, but it happened that the two met in the mortal world. The good law lady did a heartwarming trip this time, and scolded all the officials up and down with a complaint, and said that Yilan Jun was originally a lover, and how could his wife be willing to give up if he died in vain?
Hua Lie originally listened to it as a pastime, but it wasn't until he saw the painting that he suddenly understood: The officials really can't blame the officials for prevarication, only that this portrait is painted so vividly, and anyone who sees it will pretend not to see it very tacitly - is there anyone in the heavenly court who doesn't recognize the eldest princess above his head?
But pushing back and forth, this hot potato has reached the end of the hands of the Minister of Justice. The good law Tianzun had no way to hide, and was invited by the Emperor of Heaven to drink a cup of tea, so he had to go to the lower realm to find Yilanjun in person, admit his mistake and take the blame, and in the case of concealing part of the facts, he only said that this person had been wiped out, and the murderer had been ambushed, and he was appeased with kind words, and the matter was barely calmed down.
Originally, this incident was over here, but it was listened to by Hua Lie, who didn't think it was a big deal, uncovered the picture of looking for his wife, and went to Penglai to find Yilanjun - I know where this person is!
So there was the previous encounter.
Hua Lie's mouth was dry, and he took a sip of wine from his cup.
Mo Jiuxuan listened for a long time and blinked: "So you asked my master to help him fight the lawsuit?"
Hua Lie was caught off guard, and a sip of wine squirted out.
Chongli looked at him with a smile, his eyes were full of tenderness, and his appearance was very sultry. She reached for the apple on the crystal plate on the table and took a bite.
I don't know if it's because of the cold air that leaves the sky, or if Yi Lanjun finally calmed down from the excitement when he first saw her, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the current situation was not good. Leaving the hatred of heaven is the forbidden land of the Three Realms, and her identity can be determined to be Chongli, so just the fact that she appeared in the Leaving Hate Palace is enough to lose her head, not to mention that there was such a transgression before.
After thinking about it again, Yi Lanjun whispered: "I have just offended, can Your Highness let me go?"
Unexpectedly, she agreed very happily:
"Please. ”
After speaking, she smiled meaningfully, and turned around and left through the side door.
Seeing that she was not to blame, Yi Lanjun breathed a sigh of relief as if she had received amnesty, wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, and turned around and walked briskly in the direction she came. Pushed open the palace door, went down the heavenly steps, and then pushed open the door in front of me, and couldn't help but be stunned:
The main hall in front of him is exactly the same as Fang Cai. Obviously, she had only passed through two palace gates when she came, and all the furnishings in the hall in front of her were the same as Fang Cai's - there was still half an apple on the table that she had just bitten, and now it had been eroded by the cold and had formed a layer of delicate frost flowers.
Although he felt weird, Yi Lanjun was in a hurry to leave, and he didn't care about thinking about it and hurriedly walked forward, pushing open the palace gate in front of him again, and the scene in front of him was still the same as before.
This method, commonly known as "ghost hitting the wall" in the mortal world, leads you to go in circles in circles until you are old.
How could Yi Lanjun not understand this, and after trying a few times, he stopped his steps. Thinking that this place is away from the heavens, since it is the abode of the ancient gods, it must be blessed with powerful mana, if the master closes the exit, I am afraid that I will not be able to escape.
Things seem to be getting a little tricky. Yi Lanjun frowned and looked out the window, his eyes were full of boundless clouds, this huge palace was empty, like a lonely boat trapped in the vast sea.
The cold is getting heavier.
There was a layer of frost on the floor, and a white mist gradually rose from all sides of the hall, and only the door where she had left was the same as usual, with candles lit inside, as if waiting for him to enter.
Yi Lanjun was extremely entangled, and picked up the half apple on the table with a sad face.
Ayane loves to eat apples when she is in Penglai, but whenever she passes by the temple or altar where the tribute is placed, no matter which god is worshipped, she can't help but eat it if she wants to eat it, and she can't help but eat it for many years. Fortunately, the immortals in Penglai are all easy to speak, and no one comes to the door for a few apples to ask for favors.
Thinking of these past events, I can't help but feel sad again. Yi Lanjun finally sighed, and finally pushed the door open.
The heavy gauze hung low, revealing a dim light. In the corner, there is a phoenix dance nine heavenly palace lamp made of ice, and the candle flame is as if it is still, bright but not warm. Behind the snow-white curtain is a large bed decorated with crystals, and the white jade incense burner at the head of the bed wafts out of the green smoke, the taste is very special, with the fruity aroma as the keynote, very sweet and pleasant.
On the hanger hung the red velvet cloak she had just wore, and the gold tassels were casually placed on the ice poles, creating a strong contrast in texture and color, which was very eye-catching.
At the dresser, she was dressed in a red gauze skirt, revealing a touch of fragrant shoulders, a few strands of green silk hung down, her plump breasts were half hidden, and her figure was sultry.
"Come and help me comb my hair. ”
Yi Lanjun was stunned, if the situation in front of him was normal, he would definitely turn his face away and ignore it. It's just that in the case of her, such a familiar figure, voice, appearance, and even speech and demeanor and preferences, which one is not Ayane?
His gaze was fixed on her, and he felt as if he was in a different world, so he walked over and took the grate in her hand.
Strange to say, the cold air seemed to stop here, and standing next to her seemed to be standing on the edge of the fire, warm, and even the frozen fingers gradually came to life. Her long hair is fine and soft, like a mountain stream when she slides on her fingertips, and the familiar touch makes people seem to return to countless lovesick dreams.
Everything here feels extremely unreal, but Yi Lanjun doesn't want to bother to scrutinize it, even if it's a dream, it's good to stay for a moment longer.
took off the heavy golden hairpin in her hair, and accidentally caught a glimpse of a hosta on the table: the magnolia flower head, the mutton fat white jade with a clear body, and the gorgeous golden hairpin green in the makeup box were placed together, which actually looked particularly outstanding. He recognized the hosta, and Duyou said that it was a parting gift given by the immortals when he went down the mountain to practice, and later transferred it to Ayane.
Chongli saw that he was a little distracted, and his eyes fell on the hosta, and he couldn't help but wonder for a while. In his life, even if he changed to red makeup, he only liked gold jewelry, and never used fragile jade. The object looked so alive that I couldn't remember where it came from.
There's something going on here.
According to Chongli's temperament, although it is the same on the surface, even if the Emperor of Heaven and Tiantiao can't restrain her, she will not let go of herself like Hua Lie and casually lead the man back to the heavens of hatred.
Yi Lanjun is a special case.
The eldest princess is the guardian god of war in the heavenly court, although there is also a law in the heavenly rules prohibiting the gods in vain, but the rumors about her have never stopped.
For example, there are a few of the most widely circulated: the handsome Hua Lie is actually the face she raised, and she climbed to the position of the commander by relying on the eldest princess's honor; Hua Lie was dismissed because he messed with women, so he was demoted to the mortal world by the eldest princess in anger; Hua Lie fell out of favor, so the eldest princess chose Mo Jiuxuan to become the new favorite...... All kinds of brain-opening versions, things that even the parties don't know can be arranged with noses and eyes, just like a serial.
I have to say that these immortals who have cultivated to perfection are really eager to gossip seriously, and they can't wait to burn them all into charcoals. As long as you appear in front of the world, you are kind and easy-going, and people say that you hook up with three and four things, know inappropriately, say that you are silent with a cold face, say that you pretend to be high, have a ghost in your heart, and are angry, and say that you are perverse and violent...... Well, Hua Lie said, this is politics.
So Chongli doesn't like to go out more and more.
Seeing Hua Lie today, it is inevitable that I will think of those bad rumors again. Chong Li simply said: Okay, I'll really indulge it today, and it won't be in vain for you to arrange me in vain!