Chapter 033: Deceiving Teachers and Destroying Ancestors (II)

"What about your father?" As soon as Guan Xiao spoke, he immediately knew that he had asked the wrong thing, and the big black man's face became darker than coal, and he smashed his fist on the stone on Guan Xiao's couch, and the stone the size of an iron pot suddenly had eight petals: "It's not okay to die? ”

In fact, Guan Xiao still wanted to ask, "Are you human?" But looking at the big black man's fist and then at the broken eight-petaled stone, the little guy still stopped his curiosity.

"Big brother, where is this, how did I get here?" Guan Xiao changed two questions.

The big black man rolled his eyes again and scratched his scalp, it was obvious that the big black man's mind was inversely proportional to his figure, except for saying "little white face * heart and eyes" very smoothly, everything else was a little bit of food to say, but fortunately, Guan Xiao's face was full of smiles, and finally asked eight or nine.

First of all, this is a very remote small village, according to the words of the big black one, it takes more than 20 days to walk from the nearest city, and the continuous forests and mountains are out of the village; most of the other villages have troops stationed, and the villages without the troops are enforcing the armor protection law, and there are plenty of people to protect the village. This nameless village does not, and the reason is very simple, it is not the government that is far away in the sky, but the monsters that are close at hand.

When Guan Xiao heard this, he subconsciously repeated: "Monsters, there are monsters?"

The big black man nodded affirmatively.

It's not one or two monsters, it is said that in the deep mountains, there is a flying leaf patriarch who is dedicated to the Tao, and opens up a good relationship, any monster who has the ambition to become an immortal can worship the door, the ancestor personally taught, answered questions, and taught the monster tirelessly, quite a taste of the master of Tongtian in the creation of the gods. It's just that there are many monsters here, and their temperaments are different, so it is inevitable that the good and the bad will be uneven, although the Feiye Patriarch teaches strictly, but he can't control it, and it is inevitable that there will be some bullying of men and women, and forced buying and selling.

"Big Brother Hei, do you mean that the people and monsters here can be cultivated into immortals?" Guan Xiao cautiously said again, for fear that the loud voice would scare his thumping little heart.

"Of course!" The big black man took Guan Xiao's neck collar, Guan Xiao came outside without touching the ground, the big black man stretched out his hand and pointed to the southernmost sky, Guan Xiao's eyes turned black, his grandmother's, where is this? On top of the southernmost peak, there is still a mountain peak, on which the snow-white waterfall leaks into the clouds from the sky like brocade, there is a series of buildings on the mountain, and occasionally someone flies around with unknown things......

This...... This...... Guan Xiao thought about it, and finally only came to one conclusion: nine times out of ten, he came to the legendary cultivation realm.

The big black man threw Guan Xiao on the ground and clapped his hands: "You, I picked it up in the ravine a few days ago, of course I am your savior, there is an old saying, receive the grace of a little water, you should repay it with a spring, I don't need a spring, a little white face, I just lack money, you look at it, one two two two is not too little, ten two eight taels is not too much, but, don't give it, I don't hear it, the medicine you have eaten these days, and the medicine you have caught are all money! If it weren't for my mother's good heart, I would have thrown you into the ditch a long time ago." ”

The big black man was afraid that his preaching would have no effect, so he opened his fist and smashed it on a pillar in front of the door, and the pillar was two feet shorter in response!

Hiss...... Guan Xiao gasped, he couldn't imagine that he was unfamiliar with the place when he first arrived here, and he was about to start working, which was hard. Guan Xiao didn't despise the big black man much, he also saw just now that most of the families in this village lived in wooden houses, and only a few lived in caves. It can be seen that this is poor and afraid, the same amount of money, for different people are completely two different concepts, just like in Beijing, 100 yuan is Guan Xiao's ticket to the amusement park, and for children in the mountainous areas, it is a year's textbook money, parents have to prepare a few months in advance, without this money, they will drop out of school. Otherwise, the ancestors had already said, "Knowing etiquette and knowing etiquette when you are honest and having enough food and clothing to know honor and disgrace."

"By the way, big brother, may I ask you Gui Geng?" Guan Xiao got up from the ground, his mind had calmed down, and he was at peace when he came.

"Gui Geng? The little white face is so hearty, and Gui Geng, isn't it just asking how old he is? After the New Year, he will be 16. ”

Oh, Guan Xiao smiled bitterly and shook his head, it turned out that he was not as big as himself, but Guan Xiao was not ready to say it, this big black man was not so easy to deal with, besides, he had not recovered yet, and the good thief did not suffer the loss in front of him.

On the third day, the black man's mother and uncle came back, and they saw that they were all Zhuang people who could no longer do their duty, and the old lady chatted with Guan Xiao kindly, and asked Guan Xiao where he was from and why he fainted in the ravine. Guan Xiao can only give full play to the expertise of the disciple of the thief sect, and make up a background for himself, what grew up in the Taoist temple, but the host died of illness, and he was not allowed to go down the mountain. As for where the Taoist temple sits on the famous mountain, of course, it is shirked because of youth and ignorance.

When the two old men chatted with Guan Xiao, they were very attentive to the eyes of the little guy, once this person lied, there would definitely be a layer of virtual light flowing in his eyes, where could they have thought that in the thief's door, talking nonsense with their eyes open, this is the basic homework of summer practice and winter practice. In the end, the two old men liked Guan Xiao very much, an honest, reliable, not greedy and polite young man...... Guan Xiao was sweating profusely in his heart......

After asking Guan Xiao's age, the old lady was happy, and asked the black man to call Guan Xiao, the black man was not called high or low, and the black man's uncle helped the black man: "It's really hard to say who is big, according to the date of birth, Xiaoguan is a few days old, but, from the perspective of the total time, our black idiot can be twelve years older than you." ”

Guan Xiao was stunned, what do you mean?

The old man also smoked a dry tobacco pouch, and the small copper pot flickered twice: "My sister is pregnant with our black idiot, but it took a total of 12 years to give birth to him. ”

12 years? How is this possible? An elephant is only 22 months pregnant, how can a person be pregnant for 12 years? Isn't that a monster? Uh-Guan Xiao immediately remembered the origin of this big black man, alas...... It's really weird to say.

As for why the black monster from his own family has a mouth and "* heart and eyes", Guan Xiao quickly found the reason - this is too close to the monster mountain, although most of the monsters coming down from the mountain can transform into human shapes, but the form and skin color still retain their original duties, one by one is either black or red, and there are very few white skins, plus most of the monsters are very cunning to monkey spirits and humans, so when monsters see people, they like to say "little white face * heart and eyes".

The black man is good at not learning, but this crooked thing has learned ten out of ten.

In fact, Guan Xiao didn't have the idea of competing with this big black man, he was now like returning to his normal state as soon as possible, and then finding a suitable reason to leave this poor country as soon as possible. In Guan Xiao's eyes, even if he can't return to the earth to find the master, as a thief disciple with a strong professional ethics, he should go to the big city, the central city and even the most awesome city in the eyes of the cultivators to achieve his lofty life goals. With Ding Yi's unremitting efforts over the years, Guan Xiao has long been no longer working hard to survive or make a fortune, and his every move is to realize the highest spiritual realm of self-worth.

Guan Xiao is now going to open a small sheet in this small place, get a few hundred taels of silver and smash it on the big black man's face, and say very badly: "I don't owe you anything." Then he patted his ass and walked away.

Early in the morning of the fifth day, there was a sudden bustle outside the cave, and it seemed that there were a lot of people, it was estimated that the monsters on the mountain had come down again, and Guan Xiao hurriedly ran out to see the fat sheep - Guan Xiao never thought that the monsters were not his customers, at most they were VIP customers. Besides, in this poor and remote area, except for the monsters who may have a little money, Guan Xiao can't think of anyone else who can get a few hundred taels of silver.

The big black man also ran out with him, and the monsters usually go down the mountain one by one, how could they come so much?

Hey, it's not just monsters coming outside, there are hundreds of outsiders, and at a glance, they are all rich people, Guan Xiao's eyes became like small light bulbs at that time, thieves and thieves bright. It's just that when he and Hei Da squeezed through the crowd and came to the rich man, looking through the crowd towards the center, Guan Xiao was suddenly stunned......

The big black man stood tall and looked far away, looked at Guan Xiao's eyes, and muttered beside him: "The little white face is all flowery." ”