In the early morning, the old man pulled the fairy and pretended to be deep.

The two of them were in a daze behind the thatched hut.

In the name of beauty, it is talking about the immortal law.

This kind of profound explanation Bai Qiuer didn't understand, Bai Qiuer and the big black bear went down the mountain to hunt today.

Although the bowl-like mountain is not very high, they only have a vegetable patch behind the house on the top of the mountain.

The green cabbage was very pleasant, and the little seedlings were only two or three inches tall, and the big black bear told Bai Qiu'er something that made her very desperate.

His old man often eats this stuff!

"But your old man doesn't look like a vegetarian?"

"That's right, he likes to eat meat. ”

"Then why do you grow so many vegetables?"

"Because I can't afford meat and I'm too lazy to catch wild ones, these grass leaves are simple and affordable. ”

Bai Qiu'er rolled her eyes.

So a lazy and poor foodie deserves to be starved to death.

Fortunately, her family has money and can order food.

It was obviously impossible to let Bai Qiu'er gnaw wild vegetables, so she took the big black bear out hunting, the big black bear had no objection, and the fairy god was going to object, but the intoxicated old man raised his hands in favor.

In the end, the god of immortal qi left only one sentence,

"Come back early. ”

The big black bear led her down the hill and up to a mountain next door.

Bai Qiuer didn't understand,

Why don't you leave your own mountain and don't look for it, you have to go to a far place, it's not wise to go far away, so I asked.

The big black bear replied honestly,

"Because we've almost eaten on the mountain......"

The young ones should be kept for reproduction and the offspring should not be eaten.

Bai Qiu'er was stunned.

Why is it that a dignified god raises a dignified immortal, but he can live like this?

The next mountain is the next mountain!

Bai Qiu'er suddenly felt unreliable, and the mature animals on the mountain next door were probably almost eaten.

Besides, even if they hit a small animal, what delicious food can the two people behind the hut make?

Unreliable, unreliable...

She rolled her eyes and tilted her head.

"Big black big black, didn't you say there is a market around here?"

"Ang~"

"Is there a restaurant in the market?"

"Ang~"

"Then let's go to the market!"

The big black bear quickly shook his head,

Days, I saw a queen yesterday and was scolded, and today I went to the market, and I still had to be disciplined when I went back.

The white ball glared,

"Then do you still want to eat good things?" crispy barbecue, spicy and sour tender fish, creamy cheese ......"

Sure enough, the big black bear drooled greedily when he heard it.

Anyone who was scolded or beaten stood aside.

In front of good food, everything is hypocrisy!

"Hehe, Dahei, listen to me, you become a human~"

"Don't do it~"

It's ugly to be human...

"Ugly is ugly, but it's not scary, ordinary people will be afraid to see the bear head down the mountain, and they know that a family on the mountain has a bear, in case the old man comes down the mountain and hears about you, wouldn't you be miserable?"

The bear didn't have any heart, and was fooled by Bai Qiu'er's easy talk, and he honestly turned into a swarthy rough man with five big and three thick tigers and bears.

Walking down the street, the two looked like a lonely man with an ugly appearance who couldn't marry a daughter-in-law, and could only keep an equally strange and ugly dog as a companion.

It's pitiful.

"Alas......"

Someone sighed and threw a bunch of money to the rough man.

"Let's buy better clothes......

The big black bear was stunned for a long time holding this hanging money.

In other words, has he fallen to this point?

"Sister Lingle, we don't have any money, how can we eat?"

"Isn't there a hanging?"

"Silly sister, this hanger will eat something at the roadside stall, and the restaurant will definitely not be able to enter. ”

Bai Qiu'er suddenly remembered that before she was brought to the heavenly realm by the immortal gods, she was captured by an evil man to show off her ability to speak, in order to attract the people.

The equivalent of busking.

Of course, she is now an immortal, and if she sells her immortal skills in front of mortals, she will be spanked again if she is known by Xian Yan.

And she has always been obsessed with talking, and it is absolutely impossible for her to make money from it again.

"Big black bear, do you have any specialty? We can make money by performing arts!"

"Entertaining?"

The big black bear scratched its head,

He has incomplete five tones, and he can't understand all kinds of poetry and songs, so it's almost the same to make him entertain and make him scary.

"yes, like a boulder in your chest or something!"

A boulder in the chest?

The big black bear was startled, and the whole person took a step back, covering his chest tightly.

Bai Qiu'er didn't think anything was wrong, and the people passing by around him had already begun to point.

The ghost knew how scary it was for a stout and ugly man of 1.9 meters to cover his chest in fright.

When the master looked at the strange eyes of the people around him, the big black bear coughed dryly and strode into the distance.

The white ball followed closely behind,

"Many mortals can break boulders in their chests with any qigong they practice, you are an immortal, and you have rough skin and thick flesh, believe me, it must be no problem, isn't it okay if you hit so many stones under the water that day?"

It's okay, it's okay, but it's always scary.

What is terrible in the flesh and terrible in the soul!

White Ball had to use a killer move,

"I'll let you eat two-thirds of the meat!"

Ha?

Two thirds?

The big black bear is really excited.

"Break the boulder, break the boulder, come on!"

One big and one small are full of energy, and they went to the most lively place in the bazaar.

The big black bear pulled his rough voice and shouted,

"Broken boulders on the chest, broken boulders on the chest, good-looking broken boulders on the chest, no money if they are not broken, friends who pass by come and see~"

His voice was so loud that half of the people in the bazaar would hear it.

Even the people in the private rooms upstairs on both sides of the room were tilted their heads.

"Heh, this guy is so majestic, like a bear!"

The white ball secretly gave a thumbs up,

Brother Tai has good eyesight!

"Most of the broken boulders on the chest are fake, this man is majestic, and it is not necessarily a real broken boulder. ”

The small place is very poor, and people with real skills are here to mix it.

"It's true!"

The big black bear casually lifted a stone from the side, which was a stepping stone in front of a shop.

"I can break this piece. ”

This is a real stone, so the store knows it clearly.

"This brother, if you hurt something, you can't blame me!"

If you run into someone who touches porcelain, it doesn't mean that your own stone hits him, wouldn't it be very unlucky?

"Don't worry, so many people testify, I can only hurt this stone, it can never be that this stone hurt me, just don't let me pay you for this stone~"

With this guy's sign, he is honest and smirked, and it really doesn't look like a lie.

He's an honest man.

The shopkeeper laughed,

"If you really break this stone, I will not only not let you lose money, but also give you money!"

............

(Finally finished before getting on the train~)