Chapter 67: Strange Things (Special Thanks to the Demon Memories and may_9 for their voting)
The people who were stunned couldn't help but be stunned.
"Is there really such a cowhide in the world that can't be blown through the grass, and the cowhide can't be blown and can't be burned?"
Jian Da said with some dejection.
Yes, since his debut, the giant sword in his hand has always been unprofitable, and it has not become dull like today, not to mention that he is just facing a pile of grass, and it will make people laugh when he says it.
"The cowhide can't blow through the grass, the cowhide can't be blown and the cowhide can't be burned? Could it be that our external forces can't cause substantial damage to it, and we can only start from its inside or secretly?"
I can't help but think of the key to defeat.
"Master, you are so smart, how did you think of it all at once?"
Poison Er couldn't help but be shocked by the master's ingenuity.
"Now everyone listens to me, the cowhide can't blow the grass, if you want to break it, you should first break its layer of 'cowhide', so that it is better to be moved and ashamed, not as good as we are so good at ripping and bragging. Perhaps, you can defeat it psychologically and make it disappear. ”
The three puppet subordinates couldn't help but nod.
"Now, I'll take the lead, and as soon as I'm done, you'll laugh, and everyone will take turns bragging and trampling and pising off the rotten grass, and you can say as ugly as you want, understand?"
Qiu Defeat looked at the three puppet subordinates, and the latter nodded quickly.
It is difficult to be a man, not only to be a man, but also to be able to brag.
Otherwise, in front of these "cowhide can't blow through the grass", there will be a shame and shame.
"Hehe, I've long heard that it's most useless if the cowhide can't blow through the grass, and it will cry your nose, it's really useless. ”
Qiu Xue deliberately shouted at the grass.
When the three puppet subordinates heard this, they couldn't help but snicker "haha", "hehe", and "poof".
"Yes, master, this grass is just a pile of grass, rotten grass that can never hold up to the wall, rotten grass that is useless. ”
Poison Er immediately said, Jian Da and Li Er listened to it, "Haha", "Hehe", "Puff" snickered.
"You say that cowhide can't blow through the grass, it's so useless, you can never hurt people, you can only live here sad and useless for the rest of your life, it's me who committed suicide and died, what's the point of living like this. yes, I'd have died sooner. Don't do cowhide to make grass, you can't blow the grass, and when you hear it, you can brag and can't do things. ”
It's a bit big with a wooden sword, and at this time it also interfaces.
This product is finally starting to "speak".
The crowd laughed "haha".
Those grasses, no, those "cowhide blowing can't break the grass" are not shaking, but shaking, angry.
"Jian Da, you say, people have a fucking life, these cowhides can't blow through the grass, will it be a straw bale fucking birth, it looks too ugly, it's really ugly. ”
Lisan said loudly.
"Lisan, you're wrong, these cowhides can't blow through the grass, where are the straw bales fucking raw, this is simply a fucking fart of the straw bales, and they are born when they meet the air. ”
Jian Da also said loudly at this time, this is a bit level, not like what he said at all.
"By the way, it's a fucking fart of a straw bale, you say, is this grass only a fart, and can't do anything?"
Seeking defeat shouted even louder.
"Master, I look at these rotten grass and leaves or something, it's so ugly and useless, why don't you blow yourself up and kill yourself with a fart. ”
Poison Er's mouth began to "poison" at this time.
"That's right, why do I think Poison Er's words make sense, the cowhide can't blow through the grass, you can talk about it......"
I couldn't help but laugh when I was defeated.
"The cowhide can't blow through the grass" is vibrating violently and angry violently.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
At the tip of the leaf of "cowhide can't blow through the grass", the nodule suddenly multiplied hundreds of times, forming a two-square-meter balloon, which exploded violently, like a cow's fart met a fire, and the unpleasant smell of swamp gas came to the nose.
Those "cowhide can't blow through the grass" quickly withered and turned into a pile of shapeless hay.
"Well, finally bragged that the cowhide couldn't break the grass and was angry to death. Now, let's get out of here. ”
With a wave of his hand, he strode into a meteor.
The three puppets of Jian Da immediately followed.
Seeking defeat pulled out the haystack and began to look for something.
The puppets comprehend and act on their own.
"Master, look, what kind of hedron is this?"
Jian Da asked, holding a handful of black glowing hedrons.
"Master, this is the Black Demon Essence Yuan Crystal, which is a thousand times more advanced than the high-grade crystal, and it is mainly formed by the bones and dantian and internal organs of the dark beast monster after they die. ”
Before he could reply, Li San grabbed the pile of spars first, looked at them carefully, and blurted out.
"Really, I'm developed again this time. ”
I can't help but be happy when I seek defeat, it turns out that there are rewards for fighting monsters, and I have to fight monsters diligently and receive rewards diligently in the future.
He waved his hand, and the crowd moved on.
When I walked for a while, there was a strange "squeak" sound in front of me.
It's pitch black ahead, and there's nothing to see, so what's moving?
"Master, it's a bat, you come behind us first. ”
Poison Er suddenly shouted.
Seeking defeat is not pretentious, and immediately returns to the back of the three puppets.
The "whoosh" sound was loud, and countless black shadows suddenly rushed towards the group.
Without a word, Poison Er immediately erupted a pillar of fire and burned against the black shadow.
"Dudu", the black shadow, no, it was the white bat that began to fall down, I don't know if it was burned to death or fainted.
The pillar of fire burned half a cup of tea, and I don't know how many bats fell on the ground, and the ground was full of three or four stories high.
Strangely, those white, skeletal-thin bats were not dead, but slowly stretched out and shook their wings thirty or forty centimeters long, trying to stand up and prepare to fly again.
Seeing this, the sword swung his sword and blew violently, and the "bell" sounded continuously, although the sword was cut into the body of the skeleton bat, it was not dead, and the severed body slowly recovered and healed.
"Li San, this is something that skeleton bats can't kill, you use space magic, temporarily imprison them for three seconds, and let me collect them all in a container. ”
The second poison is an expert in poisoning, and he is particularly fond of this kind of difficult bad thing, and it can be used for a lot in the future.
As soon as he heard this, Li San didn't bother to speak, and shouted, "Three-two-one, imprison me." ”
"Doot", all the skeleton bats were imprisoned and fell straight down from the air.
"Huh", Poison Er took a special container and desperately collected the skeleton bats on the ground, which was extremely fast.
In a few moments, that is, three seconds, there was not a single skeleton bat on the ground.
"Now I made a big deal, and I even caught a skeleton Bat King. Hehe......"
Poison Er couldn't help but shout happily.
The crowd laughed too.
This time, in the skull bat's lair, he found a batch of unknown spiritual treasures.
So, everyone continued to walk forward, and after walking for a while, they came to the entrance of a cave, but the temperature dropped suddenly, almost to about freezing, and all around was cold and swishing, and the surface was covered with frost.
"Everyone, be careful, there are monsters like Icy here. ”
Poison Er couldn't help shouting.
It's okay not to shout, but shouting is like poking a hornet's nest.
"Hum", several giant, multi-clawed spiders like cows and horses, like big men, rushed out, covered in frost, looking strange and scary.
Strange things are happening, and another giant beast is coming.
"My mom, this is a spider spirit, run!"
Seeking defeat suddenly shouted.
"No, I can't run, such fun things, how can I let them slip!"
It's not right to think about defeat, I have always believed that "mosquitoes are meat", how can I let go of such a high-value thing today.