Chapter 207: If you don't die, you can't find a boyfriend
"What!?" In the private courtyard of Da Wu Yan, a loud shout from Zhu Yan rang out. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Jiang Han was also surprised by Zhu Yan's reaction, just now he just repeated to her what the painting had told him.
"You say it again, who are they going to invite?" Zhu Yan seemed to be quite concerned about this, grabbed Jiang Han's hand and asked seriously again.
"Mr. Shuibo, what's wrong? do you know?" Jiang Han said again, he didn't feel anything.
Zhu Yan's appearance, the only explanation is that maybe she knows Mr. Shui Bo.
"Mr. Shuibo, the water of the spring, the Bodhisattva's Bodhisattva, is it?" Zhu Yan grabbed Jiang Han's hand tighter and tighter, and the expression on his face became more serious.
"Yes, yes. Jiang Han replied, he didn't ask how to write it at that time, but generally this kind of celebrity will not have the same name.
"It's over, it's over, it's over. Hearing Jiang Han's definite answer, Zhu Yan put his hand down, sat heavily on the stone bench, and finally kept repeating a sentence.
Faced with Zhu Yan's reaction, Jiang Han also began to think, generally speaking, if he only knew that person, he would definitely not have such a big reaction.
In this way, she must know that Mr. Mizupo.
"Wait. Jiang Han suddenly thought of something.
Previously, Zhu Yan said that this feng shui pattern was arranged by one of her masters, and Huaying said that the only person in the world who can solve this pattern is Mr. Shui Bo.
So, isn't it?
Mr. Shui Bo is Zhu Yan's master?
"Zhu Yan, that Mr. Shui Bo, can't it be your master?" Jiang Han tilted his head and tried to say it.
However, Zhu Yan seemed to have been hit hard, and he was still repeating the previous sentence.
"Zhu Yan, Zhu Yan, isn't it. Jiang Han asked again.
"That's right, that old guy is my master, and this time it's over. Zhu Yan cried with a sad face, and the sleeves of her clothes were about to be torn off by her mouth.
There are definitely not many people who call their master an old guy, how heavy is this grievance?
"Zhu Yan, cheer up, let's make it clear first. Jiang Han looked at Zhu Yan like this, although he was very cute, but he couldn't talk well like this.
"What else are you talking about, it's all over. Zhu Yan lowered the sleeve in his mouth, "If those people invite the old guy on this matter, as long as the old guy is here, he will definitely be very happy to come, and as soon as the old guy comes, everything will be over." ”
"Jiang Han. After finishing speaking, Zhu Yan stood up, looked at Jiang Han seriously and shouted.
"Hmm, what's wrong?" Jiang Han looked at Zhu Yan definitely not jokingly, and looked at her very seriously.
"Run. Zhu Yan opened his mouth very seriously.
"Why?" Jiang Han was even more puzzled.
"Don't ask so much, quick, I'll help you pack your things, you and the fat man will leave immediately, I'll stay here and drag the old guy, so you still have a chance to live." Zhu Yan said that he was about to leave for Jiang Han's room.
What kind of international jokes, how is this so good, I'm about to run away, and there is still a glimmer of life, what the hell is this?
"Hey, hey, my sister, stop, stop. Zhu Yan walked up to Jiang Han and took his hand before leaving.
And in this case, how could Jiang Han leave, of course, he pulled Zhu Yan back.
"Come on, come on, drink saliva, calm down, and then speak slowly, and explain that it's not too late to run away. Jiang Han pulled Zhu Yan to sit on a stone bench next to him and poured her another cup of tea.
"Well, well, there is no hurry anymore. Zhu Yan thought about it and sat down.
After drinking a large cup of tea, she breathed a sigh of relief before speaking slowly.
"My third master's name is Mr. Shui Bo, he is a, well, a bad old man, his hair and beard are messy, others say that he is the best in the world in feng shui, oops, none of this matters, listen to Jiang Han, after he comes, no matter how you ask, don't say it's my boyfriend, otherwise he will definitely eat you raw." Zhu Yan said very slowly, and he bit every word very clearly.
"And this kind of exquisiteness, your sect can't fall in love?" Jiang Han wondered why he did this.
"Is this not it, oops, don't ask so much, just listen to me, this old guy must have killed you if he wants to know that I am looking for a boyfriend, this is not an exaggeration. Zhu Yan put Jiang Han's hand on his lap.
"Okay, okay, I know, don't admit it to death, but if we don't say it, how will he know that the two of us are in love?" Jiang Han looked at Zhu Yan and was about to cry, of course he could only agree.
"That old guy is known as the world's first feng shui master, thinking that he can only look at feng shui, he looks at people at the same level, he knows it at a glance, let you beat you to death and don't admit it, just let him have no excuse to do it. Zhu Yan explained.
"Oh, I understand, I understand, what he said is so terrible, he is your master. Although I don't understand it very well, Jiang Han has already remembered what to do.
"I can't tell you clearly, but if my third master comes, there is also a benefit, don't you want that herb? If you are not dead after he sees you, I beg him, it is simply a simple matter to help you get it. Zhu Yan said, as if the plan had been successful.
No, the old man is so fierce, this time the other party has a bunch of masters, but he didn't say it.
"Zhu Yan, can you tell me about My Neighbor Totoro Mountain?" Jiang Han changed the subject.
"That's not good, I told you last time, top secret, I can't say this. Zhu Yan rejected Jiang Han in one bite.
"That's okay, let's talk about your third master, let me be a little more prepared, and there will be a lot of life. Jiang Han spoke earnestly, and what he said was serious.
Zhu Yan also nodded solemnly after hearing this, because in her opinion, it was absolutely necessary.
After that, Zhu Yan began to explain to Jiang Han the varieties, living habits and usual behavior characteristics of her third master, if her master knew what she thought, she would say whether to eat Jiang Han or not.
Her ass blossoms are absolutely indispensable.
Mr. Shui Bo is the third head of the contemporary Totoro, who is good at the art of feng shui, and his reputation has spread all over the world many years ago, and those who know it know that he is fearful and famous.
is also Zhu Yan's third master, mainly teaching his disciples the art of feng shui, in his eyes, Zhu Yan is a very talented student, but he is definitely not a good student.
Because she never studied hard, but there was no way, even if she didn't study hard, she still had a good grade.
This Mr. Shui Bo also likes Zhu Yan very much, to what extent, the old man once said, if I were eighty years younger, I would definitely chase you as a wife.
It's a pity that this can only be an ultimate wish, Zhu Yan was still very young at that time, and she was also naïve and romantic, and she also said at that time, "When I grow up to be eighty years old, I will be able to marry the third master." ”
There seems to be nothing wrong with what he said, so he revealed it, and after Zhu Yanchang said it, the old man always mentioned it.
Once, Zhu Yan was really impatient and said, "If you were eighty years younger, maybe I would be able to clean you up now." ”
Zhu Yan made a big mistake this time, because Mr. Shui Bo was eighty years younger and was always just his ultimate wish, which was impossible, so this assumption was not valid.
So Zhu Yan was cleaned up by the third master.
Of course, none of these episodes can change the third master's almost crazy love and affection for Zhu Yan.
The old man once said, "You can't find a boyfriend on the day I don't die, or I'll eat that kid raw." ”
Zhu Yan agreed to the master very seriously at that time, saying that he would never find a boyfriend.
And the fact is that Zhu Yan has not been on good terms with Jiang Han not long after she went down the mountain, that is, her third master has not died yet, and she has already found a boyfriend.
Zhu Yan knew very well that his third master was definitely not just talking about what he said, if he knew that Jiang Han was his favorite apprentice's boyfriend, he would definitely eat him.
Or eat it raw.
On the other hand, the benefits that Zhu Yan said are also true.
Her third master, Mr. Shui Bo, is not only unique in the world in feng shui physiognomy, but also has a martial arts that has been perfected early, cultivating both inside and outside, and killing cows, rhinoceros, big rhinoceros, and big white rhinoceros like that in Kenya nature reserves.
If you insist on describing how strong it is, it is equivalent to the monks in the foundation building period who do not use spells.
That is to say, if those people really invited Mr. Shui Bo, and Jiang Han was not eaten by him, then Zhu Yan happened to be here, as long as she begged for something, there was a ninety percent chance that Mr. Shui Bo would take that herb.
It's just that there is still a problem, because of the perennial technical feng shui, life, fortune, these things, Mr. Shui Bo attaches great importance to fate and cause and effect, and this is the place where he has been, and the feng shui pattern here is still laid by himself.
In other words, he knew many years ago that there was a terrible herb here, and he didn't take it back then, but laid down such an anti-feng shui bureau.
That is enough to show that there must be a big problem in this, the legendary level of precious herbs are treasures in anyone's eyes, and there is no reason why he would not want to.
There must be a causal fate in this, so even if Zhu Yan asks for it, he may not necessarily go to take that herb.
After listening to what Zhu Yan said, Jiang Han finally understood how serious this matter was, seeing that Zhu Yan's parents were not allowed her to fall in love, and she had already talked about it, but she couldn't hide it from her parents when she fell in love.
Now the only way is to die and not admit it, and she can't show evidence to her parents if she knows, after all, even if he is the best in the world, he can't just say it out of thin air, saying that I just saw this kind of scoundrel.
To sum up, there are still dangers, but there is a high probability that lives will be saved.
"What I said is all true, and it may be more serious than this, I haven't been down the mountain much since I was a child, and this time I have been away for so long, and it is the first time that he has not seen me for so long, then his emotions must be more intense, and you are more dangerous. Zhu Yan frowned again.
"It's okay, it's okay, if I don't admit it when the time comes, I won't be killed. Jiang Han comforted Zhu Yan, but he was actually comforting himself.
I don't know if it's better, now after listening to Zhu Yan, Jiang Han feels that the world in front of him has turned gray.
"Oh, no, no, it's terrible, I'll help you pack your things. ”
"Give me some time to think about it. ”
"There's no time to explain. ”
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While Zhu Yan and Jiang Han were planning, on the mountain road to Dongjiang Town, a luxury off-road vehicle was driving steadily.
In addition to the driver, there are four people sitting in the large interior space, three of whom are just decent suits and leather shoes.
But there is one, when you look at the outfit, it is by no means idle.