Chapter 60: Forbidden Stunt!
Chapter 60: Forbidden Stunt!
Me: "Oh, then I still don't talk, you get busy first, say goodbye"!
Thinking of Xiao Gu's reaction just now, I felt that it was strange, so I decided to withdraw first! lest I fall into the pit for a while and I can't run away if I want to.
"Wait! I am a wisp of divine consciousness that the ancestor of the Shi family is here, just waiting for someone destined to come here to teach the divine power Dafa and teach the magical martial arts"!
The figure looked at me with a 'come and worship me as a teacher' expression, and said to me in an ethereal voice with his mouth.
Me: "It's a pity, I'm not the one you waited. I already have a lot of exercises, and I also have a lot of martial arts, so I don't need it, farewell"!
With that, I sat down cross-legged and prepared to return to my body. And the figure immediately became anxious, and said:
"Don't don't, don't be in a hurry! What I'm going to pass on is a real magical martial art, have you ever heard of 'do what you want' and 'the voice of all things'"?
Me: "I haven't heard of it"!
"You... Why are you so lonely and unheard, why haven't you even heard of these two forbidden martial arts? This is the second of the thirty-six forbidden stunts in that primordial land!"
The figure looked incredible, thinking that I had just jumped out of the stone, and I hadn't even heard of the names of these two martial arts?
Me: "I really haven't heard of it, and I've only heard of the ten taboo martial arts, and as for the thirty-six forbidden stunts, it's the first time I've heard of them"!
"Alas, the misguided children, the misguided children! There are only ten forbidden stunts in the foreign land realm, and that is because there is no one who can practice other taboo stunts, which does not mean that there are no other taboo stunts. Moreover, 'do whatever you want' and 'hear the voice of all things' are also two of the ten taboo stunts in the alien realm!
The face of this figure has the feeling of meeting an illiterate person with the "Orchid Pavilion Preface", how can he not even understand this? It's incredible.
Me: "Oh! I only know the 'Hundred Fox Ghost Catcher' of the top ten taboo stunts, and I don't know anything else!"
"Hundred Fox Ghost Catcher, how can such a cruel taboo stunt still have its legend, this is one of the most evil taboo stunts, it should be allowed to disappear into history! You must not be misled by others, such a martial art is not suitable for learning, if you want to learn, I can teach you another taboo stunt to you"!
As soon as the figure heard the 'Hundred Fox Ghost Catcher', he didn't know why, first his body trembled, and then his ethereal voice was directly filled with a tone of disgust, as if he was extremely disgusted with this technique. I even hate it so much that I hope that this technique will be lost and disappear into the long river of history. As for it? This method has not offended you, at most the person who used this method has offended you! Why should it be implicated in the method?
Me: "How many forbidden stunts do you have"?
"Ahem, it depends on how many you want to learn"?
The figure looked formal and serious at this moment, and with this ethereal voice, he thought he had seen a Buddha. In addition, at this moment, the Bodhi Sacred Tree suddenly emitted a multicolored divine light, which really looked like the special effects of the earth's various lights and ethereal sounds.
Me: "Forget it, I heard that taboo stunts require a special physique to learn, so I can't learn them, so I will leave."
There must be a conspiracy in such a deception. From the beginning, he denied that he was a tree spirit, and then pretended to be a wisp of divine consciousness of the ancestors of the Shi family, and then used a forbidden stunt to coax me, and now he actually pretended to be a god and a ghost to fool me, this kind of lure method is almost eliminated on the earth, and he still wants to fool me and dream! So this time I really want to quit, you must know that this tree spirit is a bit dishonest, there is no need to have more contact with it.
"Wait, you can learn, wait a minute!"
Unfortunately, I've already quit, and his voice is the last thing I heard before I left. When I opened my eyes again, the Bodhi tree in front of me had become a small dot, and when I saw such a small Bodhi, I knew that my journey to enlightenment had actually ended. Oh my God, it's a shame that it's gone, and the harvest is so small? It's as small as the linden tree in front of me!
I still miss the feeling of the towering tree, and it would be great if I could have such a big harvest! Forget it, just get out of here! Looking around, Shi Ming's heart is no longer there, it seems that he has gone to protect the Bodhi Dojo.
But also, there is nothing else here except a linden tree, and I am not afraid that I will take anything of value. As for whether I want to take the Bodhi tree with me? Do I still need to ask this stupid question? I don't want to be chased and killed by the Shi family in all directions! Then do you want to take a stone here? I am not Feng Liang, I also took a stone on the Sage Mountain before leaving, I don't have this hobby, where is the stone not a stone, I have to take the stone away?
Xiao Gu: "Why are you here, get out of here, this is my territory!"
Just when I was still thinking that Feng Liang had secretly taken a stone on the Sage Mountain, Xiao Gu's voice sounded, which made me a little stunned! What do you mean! Why did you come here? If I don't come back, will I stay in it for the rest of my life? This is not your territory! This is the territory of the Shi family, and we are about to leave! What is it called?
"This is also my territory in the future! Don't you see that my body is also here? Hmph! No wonder he suspects me of being a tree spirit, it turns out that you are misleading him"?
Then an ethereal voice almost made me confused, what was going on? How did he get here from the Spiritual Enlightenment Dojo? And what did he mean by what he said? Wasn't he a tree spirit? And then he was confronting Xiao Gu? Wait! Where are they confronting me? It won't be in my head, right?
Me: "Where are you now"?
For a moment, I had the thought of another robber in my own house, what was going on? Why wasn't there any defense in my mind? Why couldn't my human brain be like a computer on Earth, with a firewall that I could set up as I could!
Xiao Gu: "I said that you were cheated and you still don't believe it, okay! He is now relying on you!"
Xiao Gu manifested himself and sat on my left shoulder, looking unhappy, as if he was blaming me for robbing him of his territory. How do I know how he got into my head? I didn't agree to him coming in!
"He's lying to you, I'm a painting spirit, not a tree spirit!"
The ethereal voice continued to ring, but I couldn't see him, but this time it didn't sound from my head, but from my right ear.
Me: "What the hell is going on? How did you come out? Aren't you supposed to be in the Spiritual Enlightenment Dojo? How did you run to the Reality Enlightenment Dojo? And where are you? Why can't I see you?"
Xiao Gu: "I only noticed the existence of a 'spirit' before, but there was only a towering tree inside, so I thought it was a tree spirit. Who knows, he is actually a Taoist painting spirit on the leaves of a big tree, this is not that I lied to you, it is that my intelligence is not clear enough and the analysis is wrong.
And you can't see him yet, that's because there are still two steps missing, the first is that you can see him if you get in touch with him. Second, if you give him a seal, then he can have a real spirit body, so that he can move as he pleases like me!"
Xiao Gu was a little embarrassed to explain to me before, and in the later stage, he looked at my right shoulder with a look of disdain and said proudly. But his gaze was so wide that I almost thought he was despising me!
Painting Spirit: "What do you have to be proud of, if it weren't for his own crooked thoughts about your body, he would have given you a name? Will he give you a seal? Dream about you! Before I met him, you were just like me, just an ordinary word spirit, right?"
Me: "It seems to be a little different, before I didn't give the name, I could have seen Xiao Gu, but now I can't see you!"
Xiao Gu: "Hehe, that's a stupid spirit who has taken a fancy to you at a glance, hoping to become a true spirit through his friendship with you. Then he didn't hesitate to spend his own Origin Essence to forcibly integrate the essence into your mind, so he can only manifest it in those places in the Spiritual Enlightenment Dojo now!
Xiao Gu's gloating voice made me probably understand what was going on, that is to say, the body of the painting spirit was actually the relic, a relic fused by countless Buddha shadows. But how could the 'spirit' be willing to pay such a big price in order to achieve the entity, and is this considered a sale?
Me: "Why don't you go find someone else to give me a name, it must be me, because there's something special about me?"
Before this question, the character spirit of "Read More" used to answer that I felt very kind, so I liked me. And I thought it was the reason for the Nine Tricks Exquisite Pagoda, but now the Nine Tricks Exquisite Pagoda is still in self-enclosed cultivation, why does the painting spirit also regard me as a goal, and the Nine Tricks Exquisite Pagoda I know is related to words, is it also related to painting?
Let me tell you, because you have the breath of the gods, which can help us all kinds of 'spirits' to condense the real spirits, so we will have a sense of intimacy with you, and we will hope to get attached to you and get your name!"
Does the divine breath mean that I am from the earth? Is this the reason why they call the earth the Creation God Realm? I should have thought that this should be the reason, after all, the biggest difference between me and the people who live in the alien land is that the place where I used to live is different, and my hometown is on the earth.
Me: "You two are bad spirits, one pretending to be the divine consciousness of the ancestor of the Buddha family, to deceive me. One of them didn't tell me anything, and they called me stupid all day long. I'm angry right now, and the consequences are severe. You're ready to move to a new house!"
Xiao Gu: "No, you can't get rid of me, I have signed a contract with you, if you get rid of me, I will dissipate"!
Painting Spirit: "I didn't coax you, I can really let you practice forbidden skills, if you don't believe it, I can teach you to try, if I lie to you, I am willing to dissipate between heaven and earth"!
Me: "Don't talk about it together! I didn't hear clearly, come and come, come and talk about the terms one by one." Don't lie to me or deceive me, or you should leave my body!"
Xiao Gu: "What conditions"?
Me: "The cost of renting, or rent, is it time to pay rent?"
Drawing Spirit: "Rent? What is that?"
Me: "If you live with me, you will have to pay the price"!
Drawing Spirit: "But I haven't made friends after living here for so long?"
Me: "Who said that you were comprehended here by someone to take away the Ten Thousand Buddha Sword Shadow and the Twelve Putuo Sword, isn't it rent? And you are still here every day to help others realize the Tao and solve other people's inner doubts, aren't these not rent?"
Painting Spirit: "But in this case, you will also comprehend it! And you will be able to comprehend the more advanced Buddha Dharma and the forbidden skills I have taught you in the future!"
Me: "What are you talking about? What have I learned? Don't be kidding! It's hard to talk nonsense!"
For a moment, I was frightened by the painting spirit, I really comprehended the "Twelve Putuo Sword"? Why did the two spirits say that? No, I have to try to see if I can "Twelve Putuo Sword" first, otherwise I may really be caught!