Chapter 350: Killing Chickens and Monkeys
I don't know who came up with the idea, Ren Yong and others called Liu Piaopiao, Meng Zhenzhen, and Jiang Yaoyao, neither according to age nor according to the order of acquaintance, they have always been "surname" and "sister-in-law".
In this way, although it seems a little raw, it is not easy to make mistakes, and it is because Hua Feng did not correct it.
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Hear Ren Yong's annoying howl.
Hua Feng, who couldn't cry or laugh, was so angry that he hit the edge of the bed hard.
The two daughters, who are completely sober, cover their mouths and eat and smile.
Hua Feng stared at the second daughter who was smiling with meaningful eyes, and his face was full of a big bad wolf expression of "wait for me, one day I want you to look good".
After the demonstration, he spread his figure and swept out.
Thinking about it while flying in a hurry: Ren Yong, this kid often doesn't use his brain, and likes to be surprised, so it's time to take the opportunity to teach him a lesson.
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At this time, the restaurant was already in chaos.
Everyone was awakened by Ren Yong's howl, confused, and then shocked by Ren Yong's words, first dazed, then stunned, and finally stunned.
Then you say a word to me, and it becomes a mess.
When he was dizzy, he suddenly snorted coldly: "What are you howling? What are you panicking about? It's not the first brother of the rivers and lakes, what kind of system is it to be so flustered?"
Ren Yong, who was completely sober, reacted the fastest, and was overjoyed when he heard it: "It's big brother! Haha, Boss Hua, you didn't run away?"
"Run? Why should I run? Did I do something wrong?"
"No... Not... Ah, did the big brother do something wrong? yes? It seems... Didn't you?"
When asked by Hua Feng, Ren Yong's tone became a little uncertain.
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When Hua Feng heard it, he was angry and funny.
"What doesn't seem to be? Yes is yes, no is no! How can it be ambiguous?"
"Is there or is it not?"
"This, absolutely not!" Seeing that the boss showed signs of going berserk, Ren Yong's tone suddenly became extremely firm.
"No? Then what are you howling about? What is the intention of shaking the morale of the army so much? Do you want me to take the initiative to leave you? Do you want to usurp the throne and seize power?"
Hua Feng's tone suddenly became cold.
"Ah? usurp the throne and seize power? How can I have that idea? Don't hide it from my eldest brother, your position seems to be beautiful, but you have too much to worry about! Don't say that my strength is not good, even if I have that ability, even if I am allowed to sit in this big brother's position, I will definitely not do it!"
After listening to Ren Yong's words, Meng Qi, Tang Huaming, Duan Jinchao and others all nodded in agreement.
The words are not rough.
These words are honest and go to their hearts.
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"Hmph! I don't dare! With your heart, it's still far away!"
"Don't dare, don't dare! Of course you don't dare, and don't want to! How good it is to have you as a big brother, we don't care about anything, just fight! Haha. ”
"In the future, if you howl like this again, you will not be allowed to fight with your hands within a year!"
"Ahh Can you make it in an hour? Half a day?"
Seeing Hua Feng's cold face, Ren Yong hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, one day! It's all right, right? Really, not being allowed to fight is more uncomfortable than not being allowed to eat." Is there such a punishment?"
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Hua Feng didn't answer, still staring at Ren Yong coldly.
Ren Yong was taken aback.
Lying on the grass, what's the situation?
Could it be that the boss is coming this time?
No, he's angry, follow him first!
When he dies down, isn't it the same as before?
At that moment, he said bitterly: "Okay, one year is just one year! This punishment is too severe! They are all acquaintances, how can they specialize in beating people? Are you still not a respected big brother like me?"
Ren Yong's words and expressions provoked a burst of good-natured laughter.
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Hua Feng's face softened slightly: "Everyone has heard it clearly! Ren Yong will dare to talk nonsense as he wants in the future, and he will not be allowed to participate in any form of tearing up within a year! Please also be a witness! lest he go back on his word." ”
Of course, this clause also applies to other people, and I hope you will take this as a warning. ”
Ren Yong said with a sad face: "Ah? This is a real thing! It's fast, at least we have to postpone it for three or five years before we carry it out! Also, we have become a typical example!"
Hua Feng's eyes widened.
"So what's going on? Do you want to make a note, or do you want to hold a ceremony?"
"Delay it for only three years and five years? Don't you think it's too short? It should be one hundred and eighty years!"
"And, congratulations! Finally became a typical, albeit the opposite. ”
When the words fell, the hall burst into laughter.
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Even Ren Yong, who has always been extremely thick-skinned, was flushed by Hua Feng at this time: "It's not necessary to set up a document? ”
Then he shook his head and sighed as he muttered quietly.
"Oh, a year! It's too long, it's too long! That's three hundred and sixty-five sunrises and sunsets!"
"One hundred and eighty years? I can't ask for it, but can I live so long? Even if I live a hundred years old, I'm afraid that it will be difficult to even walk, and I can still fight and kill people?"
"Who wants to be such a typical example? Alas, why is the amount of alcohol we drink so good? How good it is to be unconscious like everyone else!"
Suddenly, he slapped his head and wanted to scream.
But he quickly came to his senses, hurriedly covered his mouth, and asked cautiously: "May I ask Boss Hua, where did you go just now? Why can't I find it? By the way, what about the two sisters-in-law?"
Ren Neng's self-talk, and his funny appearance, caused a burst of laughter again.
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"Where have I been? What? You have managed my whereabouts?"
"Could it be that when I go to the thatched house, I also want to wake you up Ren Daxia, and then report to you solemnly?"
"Okay, do you think this will work: Ren Daxia, I want to go to the thatched house, can I be? Ren Daxia, I'm tired and want to rest for a while, okay?
Hua Feng's words once again caused laughter.
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Rao is Ren Yong's face was unusually thick, and he was a little overwhelmed at this time, he tilted his head in embarrassment and stammered: "This... No, right... Hey, it looks like I can only be dumb!"
Seeing that Ren Yong said so pitifully, Hua Feng couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed: "It's not enough to be dumb, but just talk and act normally! Don't be like a dumbfounder, and don't choose words all day long." Ahaha!"
Seeing Hua Feng finally show a smiling face.
The crowd burst into laughter.
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Wang Yilang, Liu Shugui and other people with a heart, while laughing, have other opinions.
The dialogue between the two brothers is not only witty and humorous, but also well-founded, reasonable, substantial, and fleshy.
And it can be seen that the relationship between them is really good.
This chairman of the Chinese League is really good!
This trick "killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys" is very slippery!
Unconsciously, I have taken the opportunity to set the rules in public.