Chapter 064: Ascension to Heaven (Part I)
"Ahem......" When Zhou Dian said this, his master, Budai Monk, couldn't hear it and coughed vigorously - even if Zhang Tianshi was a Huoju Daoist, he couldn't say it in front of so many people. It's not a slap in the face.
Zhou Dian looked at his master in surprise, thought about it, and finally patted Daguang's head: "My master reminded me right, speaking of which, I'm still embarrassed, Monk Hua is a little inferior to your master, although wine and meat are made casually, but you can't have children!"
The cloth bag monk can't wait to kick this bastard disciple to death: flowers, flowers, flowers, you are big, I don't know, I thought that your master and I really spent it, if it was spent, it would not be a loss, this is not a flower!
At this juncture, Guan Xiao naturally can't lose face in the mountain gate - besides, Xiao Penglai is just a few people, and he is still on Saturn, in case Guan Xiao wants to improve his skills, who will he steal? Guan Xiao has never been confused in major matters.
"Thank you for your kindness, one day as a teacher and a lifelong father, the heavenly master teaches all the teachers to cultivate the subordinates, and rebuild them with grace, and the younger generations will never dare to betray the master. Guan Xiao's face once again had a look of sincerity and fear that was enough to go to the Oscars to win a little golden man.
With the look on Guan Xiao's face, these words fell to the ground, and the golden bricks in the entire hall were smashed properly.
"The real person has a good apprentice!" the cloth bag monk laughed as he touched his bare head.
"Where, where ......" Zhang Zhenren naturally mentioned it in his heart, and he had to be polite.
"Well, even so, if you want to cheat the magic weapon in Penglai since childhood, you have to have real talent and real learning. The Budai monk smiled and told everyone in the hall about the agreement he had just made with the real person, and the loose cultivators also said that the Budai monk was old and disrespectful, but naturally most of them looked at jokes.
"Come, come, come. I can't say that the master pulled Guan Xiao to the center of the crowd: "I will never bully you, the great monk, the first question, test your skills, give you half an hour, as long as you can do it like me, it's fine." ”
After speaking, the cloth bag monk untied a large noodle pocket from his back, touched it, took out a dozen eggs, and put them on the table: "Actually, let's use two, and if you have more of those, it's for you to play with." ”
After speaking, the great monk picked up an egg, threw it with his right hand, drew a curve in the air, and landed on his left hand: "Do you understand?"
Guan Xiao nodded and did as he should.
The cloth bag monk picked up another egg, and the two eggs in his left and right hands were thrown at the same time, and they were crossed: "Do you see clearly......?"
"Kid, come on, you can do this, even if you pass the first level. The cloth bag monk said with a smile.
Monk Peng Yingyu Peng next to him shook his head with a smile: "You, you are still a monk, you are competitive, you can bully children." ”
The scattered cultivators in the main hall nodded one after another. In fact, both hands are crossed at the same time to throw away things to catch, this is not difficult, someone guides, it is more than ten minutes of things, but, if it is an egg, this difficulty is greater, first, the egg inside is the egg white yolk, when throwing up, his curve is irregular; second, more importantly, the egg is easy to break, people's minds are placed on this, naturally it is not easy to practice. In addition, this hand is a ninth-rate juggling of the lower ranks of the rivers and lakes, and the disciples of Longhu Mountain have seen this thing! This great monk has a bit of a shortcoming and smoke.
Guan Xiao touched his head: "Master, this ...... What if it breaks? It's not good to get it all over the place. ”
"It's okay!" The old monk patted his chest: "It's not so many eggs, it's not enough, I'll find it for you again, just smash it!"
Zhang Zhenren had no expression on his face, but he was happy in his heart, he knew that Guan Xiao's kung fu was in his hands, even if he had never seen it before, as long as he could put down the problem of fragile eggs, it would be trivial.
"Guan Xiao, let it go, and let the old-timers give you pointers. ”
"Yes!" Guan Xiao bowed, and his words did not leak: "If the kid doesn't do well, it's because the kid doesn't learn well, it's not that the teacher can't teach him, please give me more advice." ”
After speaking, Guan Xiao began to try to throw an egg around, threw it a few times, no problem, and then two eggs began to throw, as a result, the first time it broke one, the cloth bag monk laughed: "Yes, yes, yes, I fell both of them back then." ”
Guan Xiao threw it again, it's chirping, it's broken.
The little guy touched his head and muttered in a whisper, "It's hard." ”
There are scattered cultivation masters all around, and it is naturally a pleasure to listen to it. This Tianshi teaches his disciples that their hands and feet are not very flexible, and they are quite fun, hahahaha.
Boom, boom, boom...... In less than two minutes, Guan Xiao was like a cake master, smashing all the eggs, two of them were thrown very high, almost smashed on the big bald head of the cloth bag monk, the old monk flashed, his apprentice was injured, and he couldn't avoid it at all.
This kung fu, the face of the Heavenly Master was a little dark.
"Big ...... Guru...... Is it half an hour?" Guan Xiao's face was also a little red, and he asked in a low voice.
"No!" the master laughed a little breathlessly, but he still sounded like a bell!
"That'...... Can you get me two more...... No...... Three...... No...... Still ......" Guan Xiao is still counting, but the master grabbed five or six in one breath from his pocket and put them on the table: "Genius, child, you are really a genius-like person, such a result can be regarded as unprecedented! Fall! Even if it falls, if it is not enough, I will let people go to the back kitchen to fetch it for you! No matter how much it is not enough, as long as it is less than half an hour, I will let people drive the flying sword to several other islands, and talk about moving baskets!"
"Thank you, Master, you are so good, you have grown so big, I have never seen such a zealous person as you. Guan Xiao was so moved that he almost burst into tears: "Or, will you encourage me again?"
"Okay!" the great monk smiled happily: "How do you say to drum, do you shout a trumpet, or applaud, or beat the beat......?"
"I think your pocket is good, if I can throw it up, why don't you give it to me?"
As soon as Guan Xiao said this, a stone fell to the ground in Zhang Zhenren's heart, and he had to ...... This hand just deceived Zhang Yuan, and he came here again.
Not...... The big monk's bald head shook like a rattle: "This is my guy who eats, how can I send you?"
"Aren't they all magic weapons?" Guan Xiao's voice became smaller and smaller: "I guess I'm afraid that I'll throw it better than him, so I don't dare to give it to me, if I really win, maybe I'll send it away if I give something, and return it to my seniors...... What about the ancestors of the ancestor level...... It's not as good as our third son Zhang Tianshi, people still dare to make a bet with me or something. ”
How sharp the ears of the people in the hall are, this is almost not a word bad, all of them heard it, everyone was stunned, and then laughed, the master of the cloth bag is not as good as the son of Zhang Tianshi...... It's all that and where!
If you want to talk about Budai monks, they are all 1,000 years younger now, and they have gone through nearly 100 emperors of all sizes, and they have never seen anything else in the market, if Guan Xiao says something else, he can laugh in the past, and now he ...... The old monk was a little hung up.
"Guan Xiao!" Zhang Tianshi's face immediately sank: "Nonsense! Master Budai is the top veteran in the cultivation realm! If you want to talk nonsense again, you will be punished for three years by returning to the master's door!"
Ineffable:
Sorry, super busy these days.
is mainly because Yanyu Jiangnan is busy making money, and the old pig is busy getting married, and the copies and tasks to be added in "Blasphemy Purple" all fall on a person's head. Just writing 25 tasks for a newbie and then adjusting the order before and after, I almost vomited blood. And then the copy, originally set for 30, is still a lot short.
If there is a little benefit, it is that you can't become a knife operator, and you want to slaughter which one and that, cool.
In order to take revenge on those two people, in future missions, there will be a large number of them:
Dear Excellency TrueName,
Grain! Food!
The battle reports sent back by every front of the empire ranked first were food urging!
All the land in the empire is now planted with farmland, but it is still not enough to meet the needs of the front.
Fortunately, not long ago, in the picturesque "Yanyu Jiangnan", the wise monk "Master Can't Say" in Hanshan Temple found a wonderful seed in the manure of the "old pig" fed in the temple, and after crossing with the existing grain seeds, the yield was greatly improved.
Imperial intelligence has managed to get the seeds of this new variety, and you can start growing this hybrid crop.
Task:
Hybrid field 1
Imperial Ministry of Agriculture
Uncle Yuan Longping
Rattle......