Volume 2, Huang Feihong Chapter 30, White Lotus
"This train is too bumpy! I didn't feel anything when I sat down, but this walk was too bumpy! I had to spit it out when I ate!" Grabbing the handrail on the dining car, Lei Weidong couldn't help complaining.
"Adong, you are not used to making trains, it doesn't matter if you get used to it, you see that those foreigners are all fine, and I haven't seen anyone vomit during dinner!" Aunt Thirteen smiled:
"Haven't you ever been on a train in the U.S. for so long?"
"Of course I've done it! I just haven't taken a real train!" Lei Weidong retorted!
"And I've done more train miles than the three of you combined!"
"Bragging!" Aunt Thirteen shrugged her shoulders to show that she didn't believe Lei Wei's words.
Thanks to the work requirements of his previous life, Lei Weidong ran around the country, not to mention the old-fashioned green cars, red air-conditioned cars, and blue express cars, even bullet trains and high-speed trains, and Lei Weidong didn't know how many times he had done it!
But an old-fashioned train like this is not only slow, but also bumpy, Lei Weidong is really not used to taking it for the first time, of course, compared to Liang Kuan, Lei Weidong's performance is much better, at least there is no motion sickness!
"We haven't ordered yet, what's the matter!" just sat down! Watching the waiter bring the soup, Huang Feihong was very strange.
"Master, you don't need to order food on the train!" Lei Weidong explained to Master:
"Actually, it's all because it's inconvenient to cook on the train, and there are only a few dishes in the dining car, so it's the same whether you order it or not!
"Drink soup!" Huang Feihong tapped the bowl with a spoon.
"Oh!" Lei Weidong didn't speak, just took the bowl and drank!
"Be civilized!" Seeing Aunt Thirteen holding a spoon and drinking the soup gently! Huang Feihong felt that Lei Weidong's movements were a little too rude.
"Master, the train is so bumpy! I can't drink it with a spoon! It's still so convenient!" Lei Weidong put down the bowl.
"Don't believe it, Liang Kuan!"
Liang Kuan! Instead, Aunt Thirteen drank the soup with a spoon, but after drinking it for a long time, the soup either spilled or splashed on his body! Because he saw that he had three hands.
Its embarrassed appearance caused Aunt Thirteen to laugh!
"Ah Kuan, you are still the same as Ah Dong!
With Lei Weidong as an example, Huang Feihong took the spoon and gestured for a long time, and finally put down the shelf and drank with the bowl!
"No, Master, you have to use a knife and fork to eat Western food!" Liang Kuan shook his head, looking at the Western food and steak that was sent, Aunt Thirteen began to use the knife!
It's just that you can't learn the knives and forks of Western food at once!
The knife is in the wrong place, plus the train is bumped!
The steak flew directly towards Huang Feihong!
"Your steak! don't throw it away if you don't eat it!" because Huang Feihong, who had a hand of oil from catching the steak, was a little angry and threw the steak to Liang Kuandao.
"If you eat steak, you have to be like me with a knife and fork!"
Before he finished speaking, the steak flew out and hit Aunt Thirteen directly in the face!
So it was a hectic mess again! It made Huang Feihong very embarrassed!
"What are you laughing at! You can use knives and forks!" Seeing Lei Weidong laughing vigorously, Liang Kuan said angrily.
"Knife and fork, I don't know how to use it! But I brought this!" Lei Weidong took out chopsticks from his bag!
"This steak is eight layers cooked, it's not very well roasted, and it's still burnt in some places, but considering that it's a train, I'll barely make it eighty points! Make do with it, Master, why don't you speak!"
Looking, Huang Feihong and Liang Kuan sat there motionless! Lei Weidong was a little curious!
"Get out of the way!" Liang Kuan suddenly covered his mouth and threw himself at the window next to him!
"I told you not to eat!" watched Huang Feihong take advantage of no one's attention and quickly stick his head out of the window!
Lei Weidong shook his head, he really wanted to die to save face!
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"Xiao Long Bao! Fresh Xiao Long Bao!"
"Sell Cookbread! Sell Cookbread!"
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"Feihong! The provincial city is more prosperous than Foshan!" Sitting on the rickshaw, Aunt Thirteen sighed as she looked at the surrounding street scene.
"Of course, Aunt Thirteen! Foshan is only a small county town, how can it be compared with a provincial capital!" Lei Weidong got out of the car with his luggage.
"Master, why should we go to such a small inn!" Seeing the inn Huang Feihong said, Lei Weidong felt that he was not worthy of his current worth!
Not to mention living in a five-star hotel, a three-star hotel should always go!
"The owner here is an old friend of mine, I used to live here, and we can't be poor and love rich just because we have money now!" Huang Feihong said.
"Yes, Master!" Lei Weidong nodded.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the White Lotus Sect is holding an altar at the telegraph office! Everyone worship quickly!"
Because the thirteenth aunt listened to Lei Weidong's advice and did not wear a dress, she did not meet the little girl of the White Lotus Sect splashing paint!
But as soon as I arrived at the inn, I still heard someone shouting again!
"What's wrong with them! Let's go and see!" Looking at the flow of people, Aunt Thirteen, who likes to be lively, asked Liang Kuan to carry a camera and follow!
"Heaven and earth come together! Kill the righteousness of foreigners!
Today, there is a white lotus to save the world, drive away the evil demons and pass them on to all generations!
Looking at the white elder brother of the White Lotus Sect who was opening the altar!
Lei Weidong couldn't help but shake his head, what a cult!
"Xiao Dongzi, come here, help me put the camera shelf up, I want to take pictures!" Aunt Thirteen was in a hurry and called Lei Weidong Xiao Dongzi again.
"That's it, but there are too many people to see how to take a picture!"
"Just stand on my shoulder!" Watching Aunt Thirteen jumping up and down anxiously! Liang Kuan came up with an idea!
"Okay!" looked at the things around that didn't have pads, and Aunt Thirteen nodded in agreement!
"Xiao Dongzi, come and help me! Don't let me fall! Ah Kuan, hold on!"
"Call me Adong! Call me Xiaodongzi again, I'm angry!" Lei Weidong looked at Liang Kuan with an intoxicated expression!
"Okay, don't scream next time!" Aunt Thirteen smiled and stuck out her tongue!
"Poof!"
The elder brother of the White Lotus Sect, who was opening the altar, was caught by the fire of the camera!
Everyone's eyes immediately fell on Aunt Thirteen and found that she was pulling the camera!
"Catch that demon!" shouted the senior brother when he saw that his actions were interrupted.
"Wait, don't mess around," Liang Kuan stood in front of the White Lotus cultists who rushed up.
"Look clearly, she is our Chinese, how can she be a foreigner!"
"She's holding a monster to shine!she's a monster!Catch her!"
"Touch!" Before the senior brother finished speaking, he was kicked by Lei Weidong seven or eight meters away!
Fell to the ground! I couldn't get up for half a day!
"Senior brother, it doesn't work to talk at this time, or violence can solve the problem!" Lei Weidong was afraid to clap his hands and look like a master!
"Hexagram Chief!" Seeing that the senior brother was kicked away, the people of the White Lotus Sect all took a few steps back in fright!
"Who are you!How dare you stop the White Lotus Sect from exterminating demons!Report your name" Senior Brother stood up and wiped the blood flowing from the corner of his mouth.