The next day, early in the morning, Ayane changed into a neat men's outfit and brought him a set and sent it over.

"What is this?"

Yi Lanjun looked at the neatly folded gray cloth robe with a puzzled expression, but he didn't know what kind of trouble this strange and very difficult little earth fairy was going to make.

In the past, although Ayane was carefully dressed, it always made people feel domineering and even like a man dressed as a woman, even if she was wearing a girl's heart-bursting pink Luo skirt, it also made people have the illusion that she would lift the skirt at any time;

"Let's go, let's have fun together, go wow!"

"Why do you want to change me?"

"Great God, you go to the mortal world with a compelling immortal appearance, do you want to be watched?"

"To the mortal world?"

Nod.

Yi Lanjun smiled bitterly. Although he was a little reluctant, it was not too much, so he did it.

The set of clothes given by the fox fairy was probably left by a fallen scholar who had been good with him before. The half-worn blue-gray coarse cloth robe was washed a little white, and it fit him very well, but his temperament was not like an ordinary scholar, but like a noble son from a wealthy family.

Ayane couldn't help but be stunned when she looked at him: If this appearance meets Bai Ningxue, the killer of the book of life, I'm afraid that it will be more auspicious and less wow! If it was him who came to the banquet to entertain you yesterday, I was afraid that you would have been eaten and wiped clean by now! Tsk, sometimes I really want to be a bad fairy......

"What's wrong?"

Yi Lanjun saw that she was a little distracted and asked.

"Quite perfect. Ayane grabbed his arm and snapped her fingers: "Today is the fifteenth, there is a big gathering in the town." Let's go, I'll take you around!"

This was Bai Ningxue's idea last night.

The original words of the women's clothing boss are: Since the ex-girlfriend's appearance is already high to that level, unless the face is changed by plastic surgery, don't waste your time on seduction! If the sword goes off the rails, there may be some chance of winning! In addition, this person has practiced for many years, and it is rumored that his outstanding talent must be a double masterpiece of calligraphy and painting, full of economy, and his literary talent will be disliked, so it is better to take him to the big set to listen to books and watch plays-he must have seen a lot of literary and elegant things, and he may not have seen these vulgar things, and maybe he can talk about a little spark.

Today's yellow calendar: "Appropriate: Sell cute, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger; Don't: pretend to be B to brag and pick your nostrils and feet." ”

Bai Ningxue is definitely super professional-level about the trick of flirting, and it is right to listen to the big guy.

So now for the first step of planning!

Having made up his mind, Ayane didn't wait for him to express his opinion, and took his hand and happily (with a confused look) out of the cave, flying all the way down the fairy mountain, to a very prosperous place in the mortal world.

The shops on the street are all lit up, and pedestrians, cars and horses are constantly coming and going, which is very lively. Anyway, Ayane is also an earth immortal, and she has lived here for hundreds of years, and she is very familiar with these places under her rule.

Yi Lanjun didn't know what the situation was when she cultivated immortals in the world, and Ayane simply felt that she was probably the daughter of the boudoir who didn't go out of the gate and didn't step out of the second door, and she must be sentimental and depressed. Today, when I first went out of the mansion, I saw that the world was full of fresh, unheard of things, and I would see any ordinary object on the street, and I would not be able to walk with my eyes shining.

That undisguised little white look is really ...... Unable to complain. This old potted plant that has been cultivated for thousands of years but has little knowledge is really the master who has been planted in the yard all his life, and even if he cultivates into a god, the character of the dead house has not changed at all.

Uppercase suits.

Fortunately, I met me, and turned you into a flower that walks freely in the world, haha, I feel a little inexplicably a little emotional.

While strolling around, while thinking wildly, I happened to see a new troupe in the town, and surrounded a field with blue cloth in the downtown area, and from time to time there was a small drama babbling and babbling, which attracted many people to gather around to see. Ayane saw that this crowd of people probably couldn't be wrong, so she pulled his sleeve and squeezed in with the crowd.

Although this open-air field is simple, it is not bad inside. The place is not big, and it is separated by several screens and the crowd for three or five seats, which can be regarded as having a heart.

Ayane often walks in the world, and she is very expert in picking a good seat with him and sitting.

It is estimated that no one will hold a pot of orchids in the garden to listen to the play, and looking at his appearance, it is probably the first time to see this scene. Ayane squinted her eyes and drank tea and melon seeds, and secretly admired Bai Ningxue several times in her heart.

However, not long after the opening, I regretted it after listening to a few words of Ayayin: These writers in the mortal world really haven't made much progress, and they are just talented and beautiful people, and they are all beautiful and famous, and they are still this urine after hundreds of years, and they are not too tired.

That is, Yi Lanjun has never seen the world, but he listens to it with relish.

I picked the scene myself, and I had to listen to it while crying.

Ayane held her cheeks and knocked the melon seeds expressionlessly. On the stage, the infatuated scholar is writing poems to Miss Bo Ming to convey her feelings, but the lady in the boudoir is allowed to another family by her mother, who dislikes the poor and loves the rich, and the same wishful thinking is beaten by the stick mandarin duck routine. The storyline drags on and chatters, and people get into a fight when they hear it, and they are sleepy.

But he was seeing the wonders, and he couldn't help but sigh with a little sadness: "Since ancient times, people who have been in love have suffered a lot, and the amorous sons are empty. ”

"You can't blame others for your own death. ”

Yi Lanjun frowned, glanced at her, and said, "How can I fight against fate with my meager strength?"

"Obviously, he has to choose hard mode, and it's normal for the team to be wiped out. ”

Yi Lanjun was stunned, didn't refute her again, didn't say more, and listened to the play with peace of mind. But Ayane was secretly annoyed for a while-really didn't mean to raise the bar with him, that is, he was used to complaining...... Who made me surrounded by sharp-tongued gunshot devils?

Ahhhhh

There was silence for a long time.

Today's stage is actually singing the whole book, the scene has been changed two or three times, but the story is still stuck in the rich inner drama of the male and female protagonists. Just when Ayane was about to forget the embarrassing topic before, she heard him say again:

"What if it is up to you?"

"Ugh. ”

Aya couldn't guess what his intentions were, so she confessed: "No matter how rich the inner drama is, there is a hairy use? I can't read 10,000 sentences to the wall and say a word to her in person." Both of them guessed and guessed with their own minds, and they gave birth to these subtleties in plain detail, and wasted so much good time! They were able to meet, they had something to say, and they passed a ghostly note...... I don't think I'm sick. ”

Probably because the plot on the stage was so serious that even he couldn't stand it, he turned his face and asked with a smile: "'Do you have something to say'?

The painting style is so crooked that it explodes!

Yi Lanjun squinted her eyes and looked at her at this time, as if she was smiling, and returned her original words at this time, which was quite sarcastic.

However, in her eyes, that handsome and lovely little appearance means something else entirely. Since you asked sincerely, this fairy will tell you mercifully-

With a smile in her eyes, Ayane opened the folding fan in her hand to cover her face, leaned over, and hooked her fingers at him. Yi Lanjun thought she was going to whisper to him, so she leaned over. Caught off guard, Ayane quickly kissed him like a dragonfly on his beautiful lip line.

"That's it. ”

Ayane sat up straight as if nothing had happened, gracefully picked up the teacup, and continued to drink tea as if nothing had happened, completely unable to see that her heart was already a happy scene of flowers scattered in circles.

Yi Lanjun stayed in place for a long time, her cheeks were already red, and her expression turned back to the stage with an unnatural expression, but she didn't say a word.

The babbling and babbling of the stage continued, and more than 1,300 villains in Ayane's heart sang and sang, danced, and set off fireworks, and the whole country celebrated.

In the evening, a light rain suddenly drifted in the mountains, and the verdant mountains were shrouded in a mist of smoke.

Ayane sent the bonsai-kun back to the cave, with a lotus leaf on his head, humming a little song all the way to Bai Ningxue to report the good news of the victory, but from afar he saw that the fox fairy cave mansion halfway up the mountain conjured up a large courtyard of deep mansions, and a whole row of red lanterns hung on the high black lacquer gatehouse, on which the word "white" was written.

"Again?!"

Looking at this situation, it is obvious that Bai Ningxue is returning to her old business, and I don't know which unlucky guy has been abducted into the fox hole again.

Ayane floated into the courtyard with a bitter face, and when she saw that the main hall was brightly lit, as if a voice was coming, she couldn't help but say to herself: "This is a dead person who doesn't change!

A row of expressionless little maids walked by, and at a glance, they knew that they were transformed by the fox fairy with a dummy cut out of leaves. They were holding all kinds of lacquered wooden food boxes in their hands, and Ayane opened one casually, and the plate was indeed full of snakes, insects, rats and ants.

Although this Bai Ningxue has good cooking skills, she never wants to spend more time on people who are faint. - Alas, disgusting is disgusting, and you can't eat the dead horizontally and vertically.

Ayane thought to herself, comfortingly. She tiptoed behind the little girls who were passing the food, and came all the way from the verandah to the main hall. I saw that the room was brightly lit, the table was full of delicacies, not to mention the delicacies, and the white condensation snow in full costume was shining brightly, and she was chatting with a strange man for a drink.

I'll just go out and play for a day, just a day!

Ayane stood at the door with black lines on her head, and the two of them didn't even notice her, so she had to deliberately cough twice to brush her presence.