Chapter 33: The God of Food

"Chang'e, you make it clear!"

Erlang God found that the atmosphere was not right and stared at Chang'e.

Chang'e blushed: "You, what did you just say? Who will strip naked and give you indecent assault! I'm talking about your Howling Heavenly Dog!"

"Hey, it turned out that the Howling Dog was rude to Xiaobai? "A few people who had just deliberately stayed away from Erlang God sat back again.

Erlang God cried out in his heart, and explained: "Howling dog, yesterday I found out that he went to the kennel to find a female dog, so I asked the medical god to help me castrate it. ”

"You castrated it, but I found out in the morning, the whistling dog, he, he...... Took away Xiaobai's chastity!" Chang'e asked.

Ye Nanfeng saw this situation through the treasure mirror, and couldn't help but sigh, the roaring dog is too fierce, right?

The day before yesterday, I only dared to peep at Xiaobai, but I got started in just two days, and I deserved to be a god dog......

"I really let the god of medicine castrate him, I don't believe you ask. Yang Jian looked at one of the seats, wanting the god of medicine to testify.

The doctor coughed dryly, and it was hard to say anything.

He took Ye Xianyou's hot pot recipe and released the Howling Sky Dog a long time ago.

It's just that I didn't expect the Howling Sky Dog to be so bold, and just after leaving, I went to find Xiaobai's tryst.

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor were speechless.

Two dogs fall in love and mate, how do they care?

On one side is Chang'e, and on the other side is Erlang God, which is not good to be partial......

"That's it, Chang'e, I'll check with the Howling Sky Dog later, if he really doesn't control his dog's roots, I'll cut him in front of you. ”

Erlang God is still quite personable, and he took the initiative to promise.

Chang'e said angrily: "Who wants to see you gelding the dog? Anyway, in the future, you are not allowed to let your whistling dog tease my Xiaobai." ”

Erlang God nodded, and he was angry to death in his heart.

In the past, the Howling Dog gave half of the female dogs in the Heavenly Court, which made the chickens and dogs restless, so he forbade the Howling Dog to find female dogs again.

As a result, this time, I still poked a hole.

"Healer, you secretly let go of the Howling Dog?"

After Erlang God sat down, he glared at the medical god fiercely.

The doctor was ashamed, and said with a haha: "I...... I can't bear it. Moreover, I have a fairy friend who wants to protect the Heavenly Dog, and I have to give him a face. ”

"If you give face to the immortal friend, you won't give me face?" Erlang God asked.

"Hey, if you know that Ye Xianyou, you will definitely give him face. In my opinion, since Ye Xianyou has a good relationship with the Roaring Sky Dog, you shouldn't be too embarrassed by the Roaring Sky Dog. The doctor advised.

"Ye Xianyou, what a boldness, let him come to see me!" Erlang God said angrily.

The god of medicine sighed: "Ye Xianyou is unfathomable, you can't see him in person." ”

"Hmph, I'm afraid it's a tricky guy!" Erlang God felt disdainful, "No matter who he is, this time, I must castrate the Roaring Sky Dog and never suffer in the future." ”

Ye Nanfeng has always been an audience, and at this moment, he finally decided to say a word.

He is free to decide to convey his voice to whomever one else knows.

"Erlang God, why are you bothering? Have you considered the feelings of dogs?"

The unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded in Erlangshen's head, which shocked his heart, and then his heart responded: "Where is sacred?"

"I am the fairy friend that the god of medicine said, Ye Nanfeng. Ye Nanfeng explained, "I saw that the roaring dog was pitiful, so I helped him once." Of course, it's your dog after all, and I'll only help him once, and if you insist on castrating him, I won't say anything more. ”

Jirojin looked around carefully, but he didn't know who was talking to him.

Could it really be that as the god of medicine said, this Ye Xianyou is unfathomable?

Hmph, it doesn't matter who he is, he's just a guy who doesn't even dare to show his head!

"I don't know how you brainwashed the medical god, but don't try to fool me. Erlang said in his heart.

"You guy, why are you so selfish?" Ye Nanfeng reprimanded unceremoniously, "You don't want a woman yourself, and you don't allow the Howling Sky Dog to find a female dog?"

Syllable!

Jiro slammed the table.

This move immediately attracted countless eyes.

He realized his gaffe, apologized to the immortals around him, and then said fiercely: "What did you say?

"You kind of came to me!" Ye Nanfeng also played a scoundrel.

He felt that Erlang God was like a tyrant who forcibly imposed his thoughts on others.

Although the Howling Dog is not a human being, it is also dignified and has desires.

Erlang God was on fire in his heart, he really wanted to find out "Ye Xianyou", but he couldn't find the slightest trace at all.

"Erlang God, I'll just say that instead of forcing the Howling Sky Dog, it is better to guide him. Since he likes Xiaobai, wouldn't it be beautiful for you to let him and Xiaobai marry openly? In this way, if he has a wife, he will not hook up with other. Ye Nanfeng then put on a serious tone and said.

Erlang God was aggrieved to death.

There is some truth in this.

But he just didn't accept it, his own dog, the dog was bold, and he dared to be disobedient!

Just then, a burst of fragrance came.

Erlang God couldn't help but take a deep breath, and suddenly his appetite increased.

"What does it smell like?"

"It's so fragrant, isn't the Queen Mother preparing a delicious meal?"

"What food tastes like this? We've never encountered it before. ”

The eyes of all the immortals lit up and said.

They don't actually need to eat at all, but they eat mainly for entertainment, just like listening to music for fun. ,

It's a pity that after living for so many years, there are only those things that Heavenly Court can eat, and they have long been tired of eating them.

But this time, the fragrance made the immortals instinctively secrete saliva......

The Queen Mother said: "You may not know that today the god of medicine has prepared a new type of food for us, called hot pot. ”

"Hot pot? What's that?"

"What a strange name. ”

"It smells good, I don't know how it tastes. ”

In the midst of everyone's discussions, a piece of hot pot was brought out by the fairy waiter.

In the hot pot, the soup is tumbling, which is very tempting.

"By the way, when will the god of medicine cook?" At this time, a tall man in white showed a look of doubt.

He is the god of food in heaven.

All the food at each banquet is basically prepared by the god of food.

But the sudden appearance of hot pot is unheard of by the god of food.

The god of medicine stood up and said, "God of food, when it comes to cooking, I am definitely inferior to you." Hot pot is a delicacy that I got by chance, and I wanted to share it with everyone, so I applied with the Queen Mother and I provided hot pot at the banquet. ”

The Queen Mother smiled and said, "Yes, I have never tasted hot pot myself, but the god of medicine said that this thing is very beautiful, so I asked him to prepare some." ”

When the god of food heard this, he felt a little uncomfortable.

You are a god of medicine, engaged in cooking, how can I be embarrassed by this food god?

What's more, can you eat strange food made by a layman?